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2013

29

Apr

Bar Refaeli Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Since Bar Refaeli was kinda fallen off the model map, you know back when Victoria’s Secret fired her, because everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the only bikini company that matters, at least that’s what they want you to think, and that’s also what Bar Refaeli’s pretty garbage career since Victoria’s Secret would tell you, because no other bikini company, no matter how ghetto, really wants to hire someone the competition fired, they’d rather just go out and find hot no name bitches to make celebrities of instead, it’s like you don’t take someone table scraps, unless you’re willing to admit you can’t afford food of your own, and that you are second rate.

But the good new is, with digital cameras and cellphones, she doesn’t need paying jobs, she can be a bikini model, like all the girls on instagram, everyone’s a fucking bikini model now, and thank god for that.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

29

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini Like It Is Her Job of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a mom and I generally hate moms, but she is also a bikini model and I generally love bikini models, or at least looking at their amazing bodies in bikinis, because that’s what they are designed, built, trained to do, in ways that make me ignore the fact that babies have crawled out of their womb, unless I am using it as a reference point to tell all the dumpy, loose stomach moms at the public pool that they are just fucking lazy bitches and I tell them to google girls like Doutzen Kroes to see why.

All this to say, she’s ripped, she’s good, she’s in a bikini, I am into stepfathering her black baby, if she wasn’t so smitten with her DJ husband, who probably bangs all the DJ whores on the road, cuz you know what they say, even if your wife is Doutzen Kroes, she still becomes a naggy cunt you’re bored of fucking, which makes me anxiously await her divorce….not because I think I’ll get with her, but because I frown on love and happiness.


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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

29

Apr

Courtney Stodden Amazing in Video of the Day

She may be a useless, clown of a person, you know milking the tabloids being the child bride, even though she looks like she’s in her 40s, pulling off some platinum hair, fake tits shit that was hot in the 90s, back when she was graduating high school, despite her wanting you to think when she was born, but she produces these insane videos of her being insane, and I think the world needs to see her as less of a stripper, scandal, pornstar in training, and more of some performance artist on some higher plane, like some Andy Kaufman shit, pranking all of us while looking hysterical doing it.

I am a fan.

Posted in:Coutney Stodden

2013

29

Apr

Michelle Rodriguez in her Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t look so bad when she tucks in her dick.

She’s a dude right?

Or maybe she’s just the new generation of sexually ambiguous thanks to hormones in the food? You know eating all that jacked up chicken and dairy to make strong tall hitting puberty at 5

But then again, she is 34, so maybe she is just a lesbian, a hard nippled lesbian I am kinda willing to let rip off my dick like all lesbians want to do because the dick, even as non-threatening as mine, is the enemy.


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2013

29

Apr

Scarlett Johansson for Marie Claire US of the Day

Scarlett JOhansson is overrated. From Ghost World to fucking whatever bullshit she is in now, she has never impressed me. She got marketed as this hot and glamorous piece, I just thought she was dumpy. I mean sure, she’s got full lips, but thanks to modern fillers and walk in plastic surgery procedures, so does every duck face bitch on the internet. I’m just not impressed, but I guess she takes a good picture, if you’re into fat, dumpy chicks with decent faces and good lips, who have won the lottery that is life, despite not really deserving it, because they have a personality of a brick wall, only with less texture and stability….maybe her personality is more of a pile of rotting vegetables in a compost heap, but then again I don’t know her, I just see pics of her, and know her body is.

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2013

29

Apr

Hot as Fuck Bikini Video of the Day

I like girls in bikinis….it is videos like this, coupled with leaving my house, where I get to see a babe with big tits crossing the street on a bike, or in their bikinis at the park or public pool, or even at a club dancing, to remember, that celebrity pussy hasn’t got shit on some of the girls out there who are too busy being hot as fuck to waste their time being famous….

I am talking tight body bitches, ready to have a good time, without all the bullshit that comes with celebrity.

Hot video to start your Monday, even though Everyday is Saturday to me.

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Apr

Sunday Night Panty Flash Vote of the Day

#SNPF is probably the most fulfilling thing I do. Unfortunately, society or the rules of the internet, now that the internet has rules, don’t agree.

I lost 40-50 followers last night posting these pics, because I guess people don’t like panties, even though everyone’s doing it, under their pants, except for a few good girls, who can’t afford underwear.

I got banned on Facebook thanks to PANTY FLASH 1 for three days.

I am not ashamed, that shit makes me think it’s working, I’m punk rock like that, even if panty flashes aren’t punk rock at all, but are too intense for the general internet public, in an anti bully world. When I grew up on the internet, girls were shitting in each others mouths…and it went viral. Now it’s like one big Disney Channel after school special.

What a waste of an amazing technology.

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2013

29

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I crashed an open bar charity event, filled with amazing women, all done up and dressed in tight clothing, that I hardly noticed, despite some of the amazingly huge breasts busting out of said clothing, because it was open bar, and whether I am with prime quality pussy, or the gutter stinky back alley kind, both who normally excite me for different reasons, it doesn’t make a difference, when my true love is available to me in an endless river, directly via my mouth to my soul.

I’d give it my number, and take it on dates, and read it love songs but it’s already got my fucking heart…or more importantly, me by the balls.

Here are some morning links to celebrate life, happiness, forgiveness, and anal sex with girls who have a herpes outbreak on their cunts.

Bikini Ass Flash Of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Pics of Busty Chicks
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Jamie Fox Looks Hilarious on Spiderman 3 Set
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Little Kid Killing it on the Banjo in his Blue Grass Band
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Bikini Coleslaw Wrestling
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Hot Nude Chick Named Natasha in a Pink Hat
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The Celebs Who Attended the Surprise Stones Concert in LA
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Some Iron Man 3 Interviews if You Care
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Russian Vespa Fail
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Some Emo Chick’s Leaked Spread Asshole Nudes
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Spielberg’s Obama – Starring Daniel Day Lewish for the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Unlucky Thief
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GET INTO THE NETFLIX OF PORN IT IS WORTH IT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Our stepGIRL rockin’ some Ocean Gang Clothes cuz Soulja Boy Told Her….use “WSHH” for a 20% Discount….bitches like YES! Ocean Gang Clothes

I am anti-anti-bullying campaigns. That shit makes me angry. It turns people into pussies.

I know it’s obvious, and you are probably thinking the same thing as me, and that is that the internet, has made everyone full of shit, pretending to be considerate while mocking people behind their backs.

Bullying is human nature, I am sure even the priest at the local church, when not molesting little boys, is talking shit about other members of the congregation.

The world has gone fucking soft. There are new anti-bullying laws being passed. You can be arrested because some twat is too weak to handle being teased so she makes a youtube video of her suicide.

Real life isn’t a fluffy magical place no one judges you, rejects you, or fires you, fucking idiots.

It’s a good thing I’ll be dead before all these anti-bullying kids grow up and run shit.

Here are some links, I need drunk now, like I never needed drunk before.

I am into this Amber Heard Ass Shot
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Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Shaving her Pussy….and her 70s Bush….and I love Bush.
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Krisin Cavallari Modeling Bullshit
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Seriously Close Call
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18 Minute Bikini Contest
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Childbirth Vs a Kick in the Balls
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Girls in Front of Mirrors
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Tamara Ecclestone Hard Pokies
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Hot Girls with Abs
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The Picture that Caused Miss Korea’s Plastic Surgery Scandal
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I Want to Know Katie Vernola from Playboy….
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Old Hag in her Bra – Kimberly Stewart is Banging Taylor Swift’s 19 Year Old Boy Toy
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Justin Bieber Prank – Pretty Amazing
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Some Teens Dry Humping
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I like This Skinny Girl Posing Nude
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Lohan Cherry Popper FES Is Launching a Music Career
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Tanning Mom Topless From Last Week
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PVC Water Bazooka Fail
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Dogs are Awesome to Returning Soldiers
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Nina Dobrev Boring in Ocean Drive Magazine
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Christian Victoria Secret Model Scandal of the Day
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The Cameraman Loves this Asian Babe
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The Hottest Pics of Jordana Brewster
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7 Year Old Steals Car To Escape Church….Damn Priests
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This Kimberly Garner Bitch Has Legs
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Dude Scared the Fuck Out of His GF
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Vanessa Minnillo is Moving to Ohio
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A Little Jessica Biel in a Scarf
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Candice Swanepoel in her VS Shoot in NYC
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Remy LaCroix is the Best Thing on Twitter
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Pammie Lee has Huge Asian Tits
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I am So Into Miley’s Ass Cheek
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Today in Internet Picture Randomness
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Lots of Girls in Bikinis
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News Anchor Fail
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Today in G.G. Allin…..Creepiness
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Saffi Karina
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Weather Woman Deals With Technical Difficulties
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I Don’t Really Think She’s That Hot
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Bieber Dancing Around in Pajamas is Weird
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Hot Fuckign Babes in Yoga Pants – Asses From Heaven
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Allison Sweeney in a Bikini
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Mascot Fail Compilation
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Some Slut Turns Herself into a Birthday Cake
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A Cam Girl Goes So Hard She Cries
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Some High Concept Erotic Sex
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Drunk Girl Gets Violated at a Party
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Some Nasty Big Tits VS a Nasty Sex Toy
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Caity Minx and Some Hot Wax
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Scat Sex in Car – I Mean Where Else Would You Want It?
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Some Big Tits Squirt All Over the Farm
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute Titties for Elle France of the Day

If you read this site, you will know, that I hate celebrity bitches and love model bitches, because celebrity bitches are generally not that hot, have superiority complexes, you know egos from everyone sucking up to them, attitude and teams of people, when they don’t deserve any of that….while models, they are just hot, usually given the opportunity randomly, and are just rollin’ with it having a good time, taking all the opportunity that comes their way, while most importantly, still showing off their titties like a stripper to really excel. The fashion industry is the one industry where tits come with 10,000 dollar shoes, and for some reason, that speaks to me, mainly cuz the girls aren’t porn gutter trash, but instead lovely angels sent from tall girl heaven, who along with showing their titties aren’t fat, cuz I hate fat chicks.

So it doesn’t matter who Edita Vilkeviciute is, it matter that she is….you liked that didn’t you?

Here’s some high concept- full of nipple….amazing…model…nipple…

(2 of the titty pics are from May’s Vogue Paris, I am sure you care)

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW