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2013

24

Apr

This Week in Page 3 Girls of the Day

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Here are some Page 3 girls for this week, so far. We’ve got Rosie Jones on April 22. We’ve got Danni Wells on the 23. We’ve got Rosie Jones again on the 23. We’ve got Emily O’Hara on the 24. We’ve go no one for Monday or Friday. We’ve got an asshole blogger who doesn’t care about these glamour models with daddy issues posing topless for attention to be low level stars in the UK in a shoot that was probably done over the course of a day last year for the year, making these titties not as current as they pretend to be based on the date of the paper, but you know what, they are still tits and for that they deserve our attention, just not our respect.

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2013

24

Apr

Irina Shaik’s Beach Bunny Shoot of the Day

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I guess this mail order bride is doing a whole lot better than the one I just paid 3 dollars a minute to see piss in a cup while some mobster in the corner of the room who was making sure she didn’t cry for help from their cam girl basement studio looked on from across the room but off camera.

You see this mail order bride wasn’t abducted, but instead landed a modeling contract, because I guess she was hotter and taller than the other girls, good to put into the mainstream media to monetize, because you know this modeling shit is probably just as corrupt as the sex trade, but no one ever looks into it because they are blinded by the luxury.

So instead of using fuck machines for perverts on the otherside of the world, she dates homosexual soccer players and puts on bikinis, and as far as I’m concerned, she looks pretty good doing it.

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2013

24

Apr

Kelly Brook in FHM Turkey of the Day

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Kelly Brook is some old timer glamour model, probably pushing 40, but doesn’t matter enough for me to bother checking, I just know this isn’t her first rodeo, if anything, it’s closer to her last rodeo, because after 2 decades of getting naked or topless, with her ridiculously amazingly big breasts, she finally got some mainstream exposure, in the form of a movie role, that inspired her to give this titty model thing another go, in a don’t turn back now kinda way, inspiring her “miscarriage” that otherwise would have ruined her career. Strategic. You only live once, might as well go big or go home even if that means having a “miscarriage”.

Sometimes it’s nice to see an old timer holding on for their fucking life.

Here she is in FHM Turkey.

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2013

24

Apr

Angela Lindvall Wearing Retro Bikinis of the Day

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If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to old pics you found in your grandmother’s basement of her at the beach in the 1920s, back before there was porn, and you were willing to take whatever you could get, not to mention the excitement of knowing that simpler time was just as perverted with their bikini pics, not to mention that the girls in the pic were dead, made it all the more exciting….

It’s just better when it is some model, like Angela Lindvall, who I have SEEN TOPLESS many times before, so that I can cross reference the old with the new, because jerking off to retro beach pics usually starts and ends there, you know it is impossible to find shots of the bitch’s nipple cuz by now she’s dead, so a little make-belief makes it all ok. You know sometimes better than the real thing..

So to you retro bikini fetishists, this ones for you.

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2013

24

Apr

Georgia May Jagger’s Awesome Teeth of the Day

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So her mom is Jerri Hall and her dad is Mick Jagger, collectively worth a billion dollars, and these are the teeth she decided to run with…

I mean, she’s got options, she can have any teeth in the world, any cosmetic dentist she chooses to give her whatever she wants, yet she chose to go with this….maybe because she’s a hipster, likes to go natural, and is rockin’ a pretty hot bush, or maybe because she doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with her and it gives her an interesting look people hire her for, because you know it has nothing to do with her last name at all.

I just know, I find it pretty hot she rode these fuckers out, but maybe I’m just saying that cuz all rich girls I’ve met are more insane and slutty than strippers, and knowing that is behind the photoshoot, excites me.

She’s lovely as hell.

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2013

24

Apr

Barbara Palvin Boring for L’Officiel of the Day

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These may not be the hottest pics of Victoria’s Secret newcomer, who they are marketing hard, and putting out there as much as they can, because they bought her for cheap from whatever Eastern European country they scooped her 18 year old ass up at. You know, from throwing her into a Bieber scandal, to getting her half naked at a really young age, they are milking her hard, but not hard enough for her to be showing her nipples for a French mag that usually shows nipple. I guess they aren’t ready to fully exploit her yet, you know they are pretty much marketing geniuses over there, they know the perfect amount of exposure to give a bitch. They did it for Swanepoel and they’ll do it for this one….it is a formula that I know there’s some serious underbelly behind, but instead I’ll just look at this babe’s belly, and cleavage, because that’s more interesting than billion dollar companies and their woman trafficking scandals.

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2013

24

Apr

Sophie Vlaming Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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Sophie Vlaming is another one of these models who has climbed the ladder of modeling by Taking High Concept Titty Pics . You know because it is art and not smut and it separates the girls willing to perform for their pervert photographer’s vision, rather than the reserved models no one wants anything to do with, even though the concept of getting topless for fashion, or for ten dollars a song, is virtually the fucking same. It’s getting ahead, using your body, and I am all for it.

I always say any decent looking girl with a vagina, who is not using that vagina, to either get work, excel at work, or land a rich dude, who doesn’t have to be an asshole dude, but someone who can provide an awesome life for her without having to work as a waitress, is a fucking idiot.

Use your moneymake bitches….and here’s Sophie Vlaming landing serious campaigns because of it.

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2013

24

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Ass on a Cop Car in Miami of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is pretty alright. especially when half naked and up against a cop car like she’s some kind of terrorist from South Africa here to drop bombs on the beach in her bikini. You know, or a blood diamond smuggler that uses her vagina as her hiding spot. I mean seeing her bent over any car, in this position, would be worth staring at, the fact that it’s a cop car doesn’t make it any more interesting, because you know she’s just being silly, and really who cares what she’s up against, when all you gotta do is stare at that gap. She’s good at this booty thing…

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2013

24

Apr

Alicia Keys is Unfortunatel in her Bikini of the Day

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I don’t think Alicia Keys keeps on falling in and out of love….with “UH” you…I think she keeps falling in and out of love with cake, but for the most part, she’s pretty in love with cake.

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2013

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t have random internet sex with random internet women last night – I forgot that was my objective and ended up passing out drunk at my creepy pervert neighbor’s house watching some horrible movie because he may smell, he may be annoying, but he provides free booze….

The good news is, there’s always tonight. That’s the lovely thing about procrastinating, there’s always later…

Here are some morning links – right about now…

Bar Refaeli in her Bra Being Held by a Topless Michael Phelps Is Weird.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Named People’s Most Beautiful Because She has Good PR Person who Makes Shit Happen and Not Because She’s Beautiful
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25 Signs Your Favorite Show is Going to be Cancelled
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Charles Barkley has Worst Golf Swing Ever
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Trampstamps for Everyone
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53 Things You Can’t Explain
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Homemade Waterslide Fail
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Rosario Dawson in GQ in case you Missed It
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The Bling Trailer is Pretty Major Thanks Emma Watson
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Best Knockout Ever
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Joanna Krupa in FHM
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