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2024

16

Jul

Katy Perry Still Failing of the Day

I’ve consistently disliked Katy Perry since her one hit wonder. Her tits were all she had going for her and they were never good enough to justify the abuse her music put us through, or the money she made with her clunky and lame performances of said music.

She was proof that the “system is rigged”, because in no sane world would she be as celebrated as she was, instead through brain washing by a machine, it happened for her.

So I am pretty happy her new song is failing, not charting, even with the hate it’s getting you’d think it’d chart based on people listening to how bad it is, and they’re not even bothering.

She didn’t manage to appeal to the younger audience, she didn’t manage to have a soul of her own, maybe because she sold it, but like other celebs she didn’t push her own vision or opinion but just tried to clickbait and mooch…

Just very out of touch, typical of rich self involved pieces of shit…

So I am pretty happy that old as shit Katy Perry is failing…it’s actually amazing…since she sucks…

She is doing all she can to get all the attention she can around her new album she’s recently dropped…so that it doesn’t fail…pretending her shitty feminist anthem was a parody that she had to explain was a parody because it was just so good at being bad.

Once it officially fails, maybe she’ll come to terms with it, maybe she’ll kill herself, maybe she’ll blame everyone but herself for some out of touch bullshit feminist thing…

Hopefully, she decides to do old lady porn, because Katy Perry taking big dicks on her fall from the stars, would be something I endorse….she sucks, but not the right way…

Either way, she’s still embarrassingly moving forward with things, rather than just tapping the fuck out…and she’s doing it tits first.

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2024

16

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As you may or may not know…

Tiny Tits are titties too…

Like dwarves are to people, they have all the same qualities as a regular sized human, they are just more compact and make your dick look bigger when you fuck em…..or in a Tiny Tit’s case…rub yourself across them and hope the ribcage adds that ribbed for her pleasure experience.

What?

Exactly.

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2024

16

Jul

Kira Kosarin Gives Boners of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some daughter of theatre people, so you know their family functions are pretty fucking annoying since there’s not much worse than theatre people.

She’s 26 years old and moved to LA in 2011 to pursue acting, so I guess that was when she was 14 years old. Which I guess is the ripe pubescent age for the perverts of Hollywood to really appreciate her because of the risk of getting her pregnant making the molestation riskier business..not that Hollywood really molest these kids, that’s just conspiracy theories, they’re professionals, good people are drawn to work in Hollywood, especially the ones drawn to running kids shows…

She’s from a Disney Show, then a Nickelodeon show, then she started releasing her own music, one of those over achievers, or talents the handlers realize can do everything so they can maximize earnings with her.

She definitely seems annoying, but dudes seem to sexualize her and jerk off to her and since she’s no longer 14, we can give them some Kira Kosarin updated smut….

Here she is at the Kid’s Choice Awards because obviously CLICK HERE

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2024

16

Jul

Joey King Posts Bikini Smut of the Day

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Joey King is a 24 year old married child star who is transitioning into adult roles, which isn’t the most common transition that Hollywood has been promoting the last decade, but it does happen occassionally….

Not all child stars who were sold to the industry as kids get run through by the satanic perverts, or if they do, they’re not whiners about it. So they don’t develop a drug addiction, die, or start an OnlyFans…they don’t get blacklisted from the industry that forces them to write a book about it….they just continue going through the celebrity motions.

So due to good behavior the starlet who started at 4 years old, is now being pushed on us aggressively but the good news is that they’ve offset the face made for working in a lab or library….so they’re maximizing them.

Her tits have been all over the place, from popular NETFLIX movies, to promo tours and Europe…

So here she is in a bikini.

And if you’re into seeing her tits at some talk show you can CLICK HERE

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2024

16

Jul

Fatima Cuellar is the Instagram Of The Day

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When her name is fat, or fat ma’….it’s less offensive than if she was an actually fat momma….so we celebrate her.

The hope is that she doesn’t grow into their namesake…like a man named Carpenter becoming a carpenter….because his whole life everyone who talks to him implants that into his mind….or a girl named Diane…dying….or a man named Angel becoming a fag…

You know how it works…so if you’re name is fat, end it there, to become it.

I know nothing about Fatima Cuellar, which is why I focused this post on her name, like a LINGUIST…when I should have described the various things you could do to her asshole after getting overly excited from staring at her salacious content on her social media feeds…

But instead, I went with fat.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everything you see on TV is fake as fuck…even the tits…even when it’s real….

Everything they want you to see happens because they want it to happen….and they want you to see it…otherwise they just make it go away.

The system is rigged…and it’s all orchestrated…..some call it a simulation…others call it bullshit…but if you’re not the one at the top of the food chain, then you’re just the sucker they are manipulating….

That’s why I stick to staring at tits because they are the kind of fake shit I can tolerate and even celebrate….by masturbating to them…

The other fake shit is just propaganda, noise, evil, gets in the way of me celebrating fake tits..and buying into it from any side and fighting over it just means it works…and is work…that lowers your overall vibe man…..

I stay passionate about the fake shit we like….like the tits….and treat everything else as the fake shit that I don’t like…

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2024

15

Jul

Leni Klum’s Bikini Tits of the Day

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Leni Klum is a solid set of tits…

As someone who likes celebrity kids because they’re weirdly famous and think they are important while also being bratty lazy rich kids…

THIS rich girl, daughter of a Victoria’s Secret Model from some illicit love affair she had with one of her billionaires along the way…. forcing SEAL to step up and adopt the half Italian / half German / all American brat with those hormone in the food milkers set on her tiny frame….

The rest of her body may catch up to her tits, but for now it’s extra small bikini bottoms and extra large bikini tops….and I’m staring.

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2024

15

Jul

Couple Get Their Fuck on at the Public Beach of the Day

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We live in a ridiculously perverted society filled with weird fucking perverts thanks to the normies being unable to process or handle porn and figuring that the best tactics is to create their own porn.

I typically don’t mind the public whoredom as a pervert because on a sociological level it’s hilarious to me, I’m doing my research for PhD in general normies and their weirdness thanks to the mainstream-ification of porn…..

As a voyeur pervert, I think it’s funny to see normie looking hot chicks getting fingered in daylight at the park, or stroking cock at the park, like they’re filming for their ONLYFANS because they probably have an ONLYFANS…

That behavior used to happen only when drunk at a party…so when I see it in broad daylight, in all its inappropriate and indecent glory, especially when kids are around, I laugh and wait to see when someone steps up and says “Hey, this is the public, we’re in a society, you have to behave a little better”….because ultimately, I like trying to make them feel uncomfortable with my staring, but it never makes them too uncomfortable to stop….and I want to know how far they will go…

I do appreciate when someone stands up to these sickos in mid sex position on a public beach though, because I like degeneracy behind closed doors….lady in the street, whore in the back alley kind of shit…

SO this video is funny to me…

Posted in:Viral Videos

2024

15

Jul

Big Girl Bella Thorne Bring the Big Girls in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the mainstream Disney kid who was manufactured by the industry, then let out to fend for herself on social media, which I like to think was the industry using her to get one of their own to exist in the current climate of young people.

She did Onlyfans, created an Onlyfans agency, her and her mom make 20 percent off Denise Richards, Carmen Electra, Drea De Matteo and other has been whores…

All while Bella gets to work on her creative mainstream projects and tour them at film festivals like the writer and director she likes to be…

She was recently at a Film Festival in Taoromina promoting some kind of movie and she didn’t let us look up her skirt to see all the sights of a well traveled fossil of a cunt offers….she had underwear on.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

She posted some bikini content to her IG story from the trip, her tits are giant because she’s a bit fatter now, just not offensively fat so a good thing, if you’re into crusty child star perverts who pretend to be into porn for likes and follows and I guess money…

The porn chick who never was….because she’s a mainstream chick using porn chicks for clout…

The point of the story is despite how loud and annoying Bella Thorne was at her peak of instagram social media bullshit, she doesn’t really annoy me and the tits are big…which allows for a larger threshold to annoyance thanks to the tits….the bigger the tits, the harder it is to get me annoyed…

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2024

15

Jul

Elizabeth Olsen and her Visible Bra of the Day

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Liz Olsen is the Olsen sister who got away, or the one who had to work as an adult after her twin sisters became legends to a generation of girls, allowing them to retire by 15 years old, so that they could spend the rest of their lives marrying billionaires, or being involved in the death of Heath Ledger and whatever else they’ve been up to…

People are fans of her tits, because she’s less alien and creepy than the other Olsen’s even though she’s getting on in age.

She’s been in some action/comic book movies and TV show, which secures a guaranteed output of nerd cum every quarter, so in speaking to those fans, she’s attended some event with her tits in a bra, which is pretty racy for someone of her stature and celebrity….

She’s clearly doing it for the fans to jerk off to….and that’s kind and generous…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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