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2013

26

Mar

Chanel Iman’s Hot Shoot for Galore Magazine of the Day

Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing hot for some Magazine called Galore, that I’ve never heard of, but that I am glad I have, because these pics are erotic enough for me, like the opening scene of a porn. No nudity, but enough sleaze to pre-mature ejaculate to, provided I didn’t have low testosterone from all the drinking.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2013

26

Mar

Britney Spears is in a Bikini of the Day

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I can’t deprive you of the Britney Bikini Pics, cuz they are an awesome throwback, but I also can’t post these pics, because the paparazzi who owns them, want to sue me, and hate me. They are from France and total cunts, but then again, that define all paparazzi.

The same paparazzi who were probably hired by, or dating Britney Spears. You know, to leak some hot mom bodied bikini pics, that her shitty mom tits, tits that at one point were rumored to be implants, weird conical implants, tits that sag, tits that are spilling out of her 30+ year old bikini top.

Bikini pics are good for publicity, you know everyone will look at you half naked and either judge, or jerk off, or do both. She knows this. That’s why she’s in Malibu, on a transparent balcony, and not Belize or somewhere private where no one can see in. It’s all a lie, a lie that I liked better when she was losing her fucking mind, fat, unshowered, bald and flashing her genitals.

But I’ll take what I can get, I guess.

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2013

26

Mar

Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day

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Glamour Model Lacey Banghard is naked in Nuts and I am posting it because I feel like I haven’t covered enough Glamour models, who as far as I’m concerned are the “real” models, while real models just miss what’s is the most important aspect of modeling, while Glamour models get what men want, and get dirty doing it, cuz their average looks would otherwise be serving coffee at Starbucks.

Their short thick bodies would never get a modeling gig, but their tits and willingness to show em, gives them the good life, without having to be a stripper.

Sure they are just tits, but they are all these girls have…..so they might as well be celebrated, because all girls love a little male attention….

Remember today’s life lesson….Even ugly girls have vaginas.

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

Some Girl in the Saturdays Having a Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know who The Saturdays are and I really don’t care that they are, or at least one of them is flashing her panties when getting out of a car, because if a no name, even if The Saturdays are an actual name, has an upskirt, she sure as hell better make it pantyless – or sheer, cuz if I can’t see labia, it is like it never happened.

It is a Tree Falls in the Woods, only the paparazzi are there to try to monetize it on a slow day, situation that I’m gonna participate in efforts to spread my mission that upskirts need a little more celebrity or a lot more clit to matter, like I need to see some shiny thick looking fabric that is less revealing than a bathing suit, when girl needs press. Bullshit. This cunt is doing it all wrong, literally.

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Posted in:The Saturdays|Upskirt

2013

26

Mar

Jessica Kingham is the Glamour Model of the Day

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Jessica Kingham is really not famous, not even as a Glamour model. She’s been in Loaded, Page 3, Nuts and Zoo, but no one knows who she is.

I’m not from the UK, so I could be wrong, and people may know her tits if they saw them in the VIP room at some cheese-dick club though….

I just base my facts on ignorance and twitter followers.

You see cuz I know sluts, and those sluts all have more followers than her, and they are not published, they just cam, sext and post titty pics all day in exchange for wishful thinking dudes will buy stuff off their amazon wish list.

I mean you’d figure if you’re exposing yourself, both on the internet and in magazines, you’d have more than 15,000 perverts following you waiting for me.

It’s like she’s failed at being an exhibitionist slut, and since I am a hero, I’ve decided to come in and give her a helping hand. Making her the Glamour Model of the Day

Posted in:Jessica Kingham|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

Miranda Kerr in some Wedding Themed Victoria’s Secret Pics of the Day

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Marriage is disgusting. The whole prison life sentence concept of marriage is disgusting. Having a fantasy built around girls in wedding night lingerie, especially from Victoria’s secret discount bin is disgusting.

If you’re marrying a bitch who can’t even shell out more that 5 for 20 dollars, midddle of the road suburban underwear on her wedding night underwear, or if you’re marrying a chick in anything but crotchless panties, or no panties, you’ve failed.

For some reason, Miranda Kerr, a married chick, dressed like she’s getting married a second time, cuz she didn’t have enough the first time, is not disgusting.

I guess when it comes to marriage, it’s not so bad if the bear trap is on some other suckers balls and you’re just movin’ in on the pussy while he’s busy avoiding her nagging bitch who he resents marrying ways.

This post has expanded my mind.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

26

Mar

Katie Price Dressed Like a Horse of the Day

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Katie Price is a pretty hysterical character that I am glad exists. Not only because she made herself famous for having big, stupid clown tits, but also because she inspired a generation of busty girls to celebrate those tits in hopes of one day being an empire, albeit a trashy, pink, tacky barbie dream house, empire, built on showing titties, and that alone is worth celebrating.

Also worth celebrating, her 5 year anniversary of her equestrian product line, a product line you can assume makes the stuffy horse stable filled with the elite, a much fluffier, gay bar, experience.

The exciting part of the story, is that she got dressed up for the event, in what is both the most appropriate and most ridiculous outfit.

I would have appreciated a little more tit, considering she has a lot of tit to give…or a little more horse tail butt plug to really secure me horse fetish, a fetish that confuses me but sometimes, like this time, a fluffy pink horse costume is all you really need.

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Posted in:Katie Price

2013

26

Mar

Cara Delevingne Nude for Interview of the Day

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You probably already know the way this getting famous thing works. Someone, let’s call him a corporate exec, or trendsetter, or super agent/manager with all the contacts decides who the next big thing in whatever industry is going to be, based on marketability at the time, you know what the kids are into and looking for, and what they will respond to and in turn by product because. Then they over fucking saturate you with their images, song or movies, until you know who the person is. Luckily in fashion, paving the way to getting noticed is much like being a stripper or a porn chick, cuz the more naked you are, the more money you’re gonna make and the more people remember who you are. Sure you can wear that snow suit to the anal scene, but I’ll probably be the only person into it, as average people need standard vag shots to respond to these things.

Cara Delevingne is that new blood, the new star, the no name making a name for herself, who everyone will know if they don’t already, because her team of people are hustling, but more importantly, they are getting her naked.

First THIS NUDE VIDEO FOR I-D and now nude for Interview. Girl is getting around. Just the way I like it.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A crackwhore got evicted from her crack den apartment and in the remains on the sidewalk as a bag of condoms, a bag of syringes, and a dildo I tried making random girls walking by touch. A Dildo that 3 hours later had gone missing. A Dildo that probably had the bacteria count that could kill.

It was the hottest scavenger hunt of all time…. FOLLOW

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2013

26

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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It’s 5 am, I like to drink, but I also like to look at pics of babes….especially when I drink…cuz I am less mad about not getting a blowjob from one of them, cuz I’m too focued on not seeing double….to get through this…

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