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2013

25

Mar

Holly Peers and Friends Flashing Their Tits for NUTS of the Day

I am always down for a good titty flash. In fact I am really into flashing of all kinds even when their careers involve showing tits, there’s still a level of excitement when the shirts come off, even if it is on a photographer set at they are getting paid their day rate, I can pretend this is fucking spring break and I’m on the receiving end, because I wasn’t flashed enough as a kid. The girls were flashing all the cooler guys, so blame my inadequate youth and the prude bitches I grew up with for my perversion and obsession with tit. I am a product of my upbringing….at least that’s what I tell security when girls complain my chanting “show me your tits” is creeping them out. Uptight bitches.

Here’s some Glamour models. Less uptight.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

25

Mar

Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day

Rihanna is a lot of fun. Not because her tour bus got busted for having weed on it and some asshole was her fall guy, because he gets to work for Rihanna and she can’t go down for drugs, even though she posts pics of her smoking all the fucking time, pics that are far more fun because she’s also posting pics of her slutting out, whether licking some chocolate diamond or humping the air in her stage costume, to booty in underwear, it just never ends. She was rumored to be a hooker in Barbados, and old habits die hard, especially when she’s a hooker to the world now, selling her soul and low level talent to make a lot of people rich. This may come crashing down eventually, but I like watching it. I even went to her concert last week, sure it was for free, and I got more of a kick out of her stripper fans twerking, but I was still part of the movement and when I see her pics, I’m not ashamed of that…even if I should be.

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2013

25

Mar

Katy Perry’s Recently Single Tits at the Kid’s Choice Awards of the Day

She may be a cankle-y, shitty bodied, no talent hack who fucked the right dude in her “I’m a Christian” rebellion when living in LA and going to all the hipster parties….

Her thick legs and dump ass may be vile and disgusting as her fat spills over her shoes…..her bad skin and annoying face may be the kind you would want to piss on in the event you ever got her home with you…you know the kind of girl you don’t need to respect cuz you’re doing her a favor, provided she wasn’t Katy Perry and a superstar with a huge bank account built on lies…

But you shouldn’t notice any of that…cuz girl’s got herself some titties…and sometimes that’s all that matters…

She was at the teen choice awards…seems like an appropriate choice in outfits for all the teen girls to idolize….


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2013

25

Mar

Leighton Meeseter Ass in Leggings of the Day

I remember when Leighton Meester was born in a halfway house because her mother was a criminal in jail for drug smuggling. Teaching her daughter the tricks she learned in prison to get ahead in life. Leading to Leighton’s career in foot fetish porn, before fucking her way to a TV Show, making enough money so that she doesn’t have to be a porn star like she was destined to be, or a stripper, or even a drug dealer like her mom. Taking her mom’s sacrifices and squeezing them into a pair of gym pants, a type of clothing that would even make a dude’s ass look awesome, no homo, and for some reason, I’m not so into it, and that reason is probably a hatred to porn sluts that have got away.


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2013

25

Mar

Miley Cyrus Keeps the Twerk Team Alive of the Day

Miley Cyrus released a Twerk video in a Unicorn jumpsuit last week and the world went nuts, because clearly we are all bored as fuck and don’t have much else to worry about, but also because Miley’s a bit of a tight bodied babe, from a spoiled Disney past, who during her quest to find herself and stay hip, has been hanging with rappers and spending time on the internet, learning about what the kids her age are into, like some kind of alien locked in her house, unable to interact with normals.

And thank god for that, because her twerking has stuck, and she’s making it a thing, and here are more pics of her getting into the Twerk…something we’ll be seeing hundreds of girls who woulda otherwise never twerked start twerking…it’s the power of celebrity used for good.

I thought twerking was done, but I guess it’s just going mainstream and I love that Miley’s mom is on this, I wouldn’t mind watching that Billy Ray Sperm eating Uterus retirement plan get down.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

25

Mar

Clara Alonso is a Good Model of the Day

Clara Alonso is a Spanish model who did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008. A Victoria’s Secret immigrant model you’ve never heard of because I guess she didn’t make the cut for their evil empire to become one of the angels, because she probably didn’t pass their insane test, or maybe she was a spy trying to crack the code that is the billion dollar, shitty quality underwear brand….but she has gone on to do lingerie campaigns for other people, and more importantly, this shoot for GQ Russia, where she’s seducing me like a mail order bride, even though she’s not from Russia…she’s just does their magazines.

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2013

25

Mar

Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a DJ whore, literally. She doesn’t just groupie on a DJ at the club, because he’s the life of the party, and all the quality girls are the ones in the DJ booth, or the VIP. You know, cuz being a Victoria’s Secret model is not enough celebrity for her to get into the VIP room, a place where I assume she got knocked up with her DJ husbands baby….a baby that didn’t ruin her sex appeal, because her job depends on it, a baby that didn’t get in the way of her raving out at ULTRA music festival.

Even if her RAVING, was more spending the day in her bikini, and the night supervising, in efforts to make sure her party man, isn’t partying too hard, with the next generation of groupies, who just like her, are throwing their vaginas at the DJ cuz they are rollin’ on MDMA and he’s the fucking star of the show…even though Doutzen’s body should be the star, this girl is a pro at this bikini shit.


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2013

25

Mar

Guinevere Van Seenus for “Natural Beauties” of the Day

Last week, I posted a couple of sets from this James Houston “Natural Beauties” campaign that I think is tied into some charity, because when you attach your softcore erotica photoshoot to a cause, it seems less perverted….

These girls, think they are showing their ass and titties for the better of man. Without realizing that the end result, that titty picture is the exact same as if she was posing like this for a cup of soup cuz she’s down on her luck and willng to do anything to live another day….

Her name is Guinevere and I assume she’s a model…but more importantly, I’ve seen her titties…

Posted in:Guinevere van Seenus|NSFW

2013

25

Mar

Gemma Arterton Cleavage for Byzantium of the Day

I have never heard of Gemma Arterton or Byzantium, but apparently, it is a movie, and she is in it, and these are the promo pics, and she’s in her lingerie, and that may be all we need to know.

I have actually done posts on her before so I lied, I have heard of her, And seen her tits, but I don’t remember that shit I did this morning, let alone posts I’ve done in the past, I’ve been at this too long, and all titties are starting to look the same…

Even if some titties deserve more love than I give them, like these Gemma Arterton titties…in movies with stupid names…

Posted in:Gemma Arterton

2013

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I could go about broken dreams and failed attempts at blowjobs due to too much booze or I could focus on the positive, on the future


#snpf

Sunday night panty flash….an idea conceive by an an evil genius of Instagram

To give the bored and the lonely something to do while depressed at the new week about to start.

Weekend is over – show Jesus my panties. Sounds like a great idea – one that should go viral

Here are our best submissions, Instagram Gone Nuts

Here are some morning links and ladies, start practicing for next week’s #SNPF and follow me @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Alice Eve in her Underwear for Star Trek Trailer – 8 Nerds Died Watching This
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Jenna Jameson Lookin’ Beautiful…If Death is Beautiful…Got
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I like this Topless Pic of Keira Knightely
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Emma Glover Has Fat Titties
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These Babes are Teaching Me Valuable Lessons
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25 Minute Bikini Competition…Ok
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Bikini Babe at a Brain Freeze Contest Fail
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Some Crazy NFL Players MIc’d Up on the Field – Hilarious
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