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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2013

Mar

Stacey Poole’s Big New Boobs for Nuts of the Day

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NUTS is pretty much a titty fetish magazine that pretends to be a men’s magazine in efforts to get advertisers. A strategy that works.

Their latest amazing journalism is the “Best New Boobs” issue. Which I assume features new boobs, boobs you have never seen, or that are new to the boob scene.

This Stacey Poole chick is just ridiculously busty though. I am talking medically and structurally not sound. So big it doesn’t make sense and makes me think their is something wrong with her in a freak of nature shit and I’m loving it.

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2013

Mar

Jessica Sutta is Not That Great in Her Bikini, Good Thing You Don’t Know Who She Is of the Day

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Her name is Jessica Sutta, you’ve probably never heard of her. She is an ex-Pussycat doll, who is now taking a shot at her own Solo career. You know up on some Beyonce shit, only the low budget version, because no one knows who the fuck Jessica Sutta is. More importantly, based on the way she looks, sloppy body, hard face and all. She’s probably pushing 40.

She is in Miami at the Ultra Music Festival, where she’s going to be premiering some of her life changing shitty club music, and obviously she took the opportunity to get some paparazzi bikini time, because what the fuck else is she gonna do to promote her senior citizen home tour.

Take what you can get and luckily, thanks to the bikini, I have no problem staring.

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2013

Mar

Joanna Krupa Hard Nipple Photoshoot of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is keeping it classy, if you consider classy being a borderline pornstar, showing off her fake tits and hard nipples, like a pornstar, who would have been a pornstar, had she not landed the Dancing with the Stars gig, because prior to DWTS, she was at a standstill, that could have gone either direction to tend to the fire she had to be more mainstream famous, but her modeling nonsense for shitty magazines wasn’t cutting it but now that she’s a big reality TV star, she can go back to her roots of being a low grade hooker, all hot in photoshoots, and I’m not gonna hate her for it. The world needs vagina like this to keep me happy. Because the vagina at home sure as fuck isn’t.

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2013

Mar

Shiri Appleby’s Naked in GIRLS of the Day

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Shiri Appleby, who is currently pregnant, is really putting a lot of effort into getting noticed in the celebrity world. She had a taste of fame in the 90s, or whenever that show Roswell was on, and she’s coming back for more. This time, doing it the right way, which is also the bottom feeding, attention seeking, hooker way, that is actually pretty easy to pull off.

Here are the 10 steps to getting famous when already in LA, and already semi established because you’ve had a recurring role on a TV show at one point or another in your career, even if it was a fucking decade ago.

Step 1 – Hire the paparazzi to take pics of you in your bikini on the beach even if you are pregnant. Pregnancy is counter productive to this whole step by step thing, but if rich sperm comes around, take it, and smear it on your cervix as best as you can. It is a better retirement plan than love level celebrity.

Step 2 – Leak a nude pic , pretend it isn’t you like you were that fat girl Kat Deeley, or Vanessa Hudgens or the countless other girls who were in movies, but in backseat roles who needed to step up for themselves and scream “Look at me I’m Here”

Step 3- Get cast on a really popular show, even if you don’t get paid. Especially if that show has a nude monster of a woman in it, I am talking a real ditch pig who shouldn’t even be naked when she’s alone and showering, let alone nude on TV. Even the most desperate of people wouldn’t be eager to fuck her, or fantasize about her on TV. But she wrote the show so the producers (Judd Appatow) give her the chance to feed that ego like she was Gaga. You know, always the ugly one, finally making a stand while the hot girls she envied are busy being hot. While she’s finally sexualized herself like she was hot, because ultimately, it is her fucking show. More importantly, Girls and Lesbians relate to ugly girls more than they do to hot girls, because girls are all insecure.

Step 4 – Get naked on that really popular show, a show that empowers women, even if you don’t get paid, because anything is better than the ditch pig who normally gets naked in the show, making you, even if you’re the hottest, you’re fucking hotter than that thing Lena Dunham. (I watched the clip until the point where she said “I can love your dick and not be a whore” and realized this shit is not for me. It is written by girls and represents everything I hate. Low quality, obvious commentary, fake edgy, fuck yourself Lena Dunham for producing this empowering crap, that is just crap.)

Step 5 – Repeat until people who aren’t the virgin losers who love you, never forget you, because Roswell was their life, notice.

Shiri Appleby got this formula down. Let’s see what happens.

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2013

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always get nervous walking by a school in sweatpants with an erection.

Here are some morning links….for your morning wood…that if you’re like me can get you in trouble….or result in a miserable marriage….cuz it’s got a mind of its fucking own.

Selena Gomez Makes Fun of Making Bieber Cry…on Letterman
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Lil Wayne Lives – Free Weezy
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The 30 Hottest Instagram Pics of Katherine Webb
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The O-Face Supercut
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Dog Learns About Gravity the Hard Way
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The Kardashian Sisters had a Pussy Smelling Contest – Kim Won – I’m Not Joking – This is What Our Kids Watch on TV
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The Sexiest Photos of Vida Guerra
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50 Awesome Vintage Photographs of New York
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Girlfriend Gets Naked in the Car Yo (NSFW)
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This Woman Beats Off a Shark….
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Star Wars Explains March Madness
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St Patrick’s Day Dance Off
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Selena Gomez on the Spring Breakers!
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This Will Fix Your Thinning Hair and Girls Will Love You For It….
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2013

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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It is 5 am…no girls are answering my text messages requesting oral sex….maybe cuz it is a monday…but probably cuz they never answer…forever alone…but luckily I got the internet and an obese wife I hate to both listen to, look at, smell, and wash cuz she’s too fat to wash herself….because those things make me feel like I still got it….

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2013

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Like an explorer….a modern day Indiana Jones….I am hoping that walking the streets tonight….will lead to some amazing finds….like girls who are 48 hours into their binge…unable to process anything….because those ones are the easiest to finger bang as they drool on themselves….and while I do that….Here are tonight’s stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift’s Booty in Mid Air Flight….
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Kelly Bensimon’s Got a Hot Bikini Body – I’m Into It
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50 Coolest Video Game Moments in TV
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Toughest Woman Ever
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Nicki Minaj for Elle
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White Girls Got Booty Too
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I am Into Staring Down Coco’s Shirt
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Little Woody on the Beach Prank – Hilarious!!
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Epic Beer Pong Dunk Insanity
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Bradley Cooper Perms His Hair and the Pic is Hilarious
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Stupid Dart Stunt
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Dude Can’t Handle a Dirty Diaper
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Some Extreme Shopping Insanity
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Michelle Obama in Vogue is Not Pornographic Enough
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Construction Site Hottie Naked and Looking good
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Single Mom Tits. Good For Motor Boating!
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Joanna Krupa Braless for Some Through
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75 Pics of Seriously Busty Fucking Girls
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20 Hottest Pics of Pam Rodriguez
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Megan Elizabth is a Hot Half Naked babe
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Kellie Pickler Ass in Tights
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Strangest Cat Meow Ever – It Sounds Like a Goat!
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Mike Lohan Went Nuts at Lohan’s Press Conference
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Sluts Gone Wild in McDonald’s
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A Whole Lot of Kimberley Garner Bikini Pics
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Condom Tricks
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Saint Patrick’s Day Girls Gone Wild (69 pics)
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Rosario Dawson Interviewed for Some Movie Called Trance
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Hot Girl Gets Interviewed Proper
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Spring Breakers is a Hit
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Here’s The Original Fire Crotch…
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Ursula Andress Nude in Playboy
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Her Name is Krista Jams and She’s Seriously Busty
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India Reynold’s and Beth Humphries Behind the Scenes at a Topless Photoshoot
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A Whole Lot of Christina Milian Cellulite
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Rihanna releasing a Documentary – Really? I wonder if they cover her prostitute Past?!
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Britney Spears Tight Shirt/Short Shorts at the Soccer Game
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Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in a Horrible Photoshoot
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Vanessa Hudgens Sweaty Camel Toe
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Check Out These Hot Babes
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Prankster Gets Arrested for Jumping Over Cop
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Hot to Make Popcorn in China
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Urban Wing Suit Insanity
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Home Alone Teen Rubs Her Hairy Vagina
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Granny Sex Isn’t Porn – It’s Science!
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Blind Folded Girl Gets Facial
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Hot Body Strips to Britney
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Big Boobs Shoves Sex Toy in her Asshole
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“babysitter” massaged and fucked
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Today in Arab Sex
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Cute Anal
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All Kinds of Girls….I Said All Kinds of Girls….Naked on Cam….
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I use Vibrators on Chicks Always….and they Love It
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Girls Don’t Like Your Thinning Hair…Fix It….Seriously….You Can Fix It….
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2013

Mar

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pics of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is going through a real hard time right now….you know her fiance of a few months, who I assume she was marrying for citizenship purposes, you know to keep the Australian around….since getting married at 12 years old is a horrible idea…unless it is to fuck immigration laws up….so she’s taken her young, fit body and lesbian haircut to some retreat to deal with the pain in her heart now that he’s fled back to Australia….and I’m a little disappointed…I thought her body was better than this…I was expecting a Miley bikini to blow my fucking mind…while the only thing that has blown my mind is coming to terms with the fact that I know anything about her relationship status….I know more about her love life than I do about the size, shape, dimensions of her labia….and that’s fucking weird.

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2013

Mar

Nutella on Booty at the Ultra Festival of the Day

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It is the Ultra music festival in Miami….which is essentially just a group of party kids taking over Miami during Spring Break…to party like idiots for a few days…to the “best” DJs and rappers in the fucking world….and these dude decided to head out there with a jar of Nutella and a few 20 dollar bills to spread in a booty of a willing girl….and lick it off cuz girls will do do anything for either a video camera or…..20 bucks…..

This may be ridiculous….but the real question I have in all this is why am I not the dude making videos like this…I’ve failed myself….

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