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2013

15

Mar

RIP Motherfucker – The Lil’ Wayne Edition of the Day

Lil Wayne is either right about to die…or already dead…. TMZ claims he is having his last rites read to him surrounded by family….he’s been having seizures and is in critical condition….

5:16 PM PT — We’re told Wayne is being prepared for his last rites … with his family surrounding him to say their goodbyes.

Wayne’s mother is currently on a plane flying to Los Angeles — and we’re told all major decisions about Wayne’s health (including the decision to discontinue life support) will not be made until she arrives.

You know what…it’s too bad…the dude was talented…I don’t listen to hip hop…but girls I try to have sex with do….and I’ve been to his shows at least once…and he was just a clever motherfucker and far too young to die….

No more – Tit Filled 250k Blowout Parties
No more – Amazing Bikini Clad Groupies on His Dick

That said, when you pollute your body hard with drugs like cough syrup/codeine/any pills and mix it withbooze..you’re playing with fire…..

Either way, RIP Motherfucker…

BTW – I Called it on Twitter the other day but no one listened….they never listen…

UPDATE – Birdman – The Guy Who Made Lil Wayne Tweeted This – Meaning His Death is a Publicity Stunt….

UPDATE – LIL WAYNE DEATH IS PUBLICITY STUNT !!! NOW EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHO HE IS. HIS MANAGEMENT SENT A FAKE STORY TO TMZ. THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING IN AN OFFICE AS PPL GO NUTS. THEY’LL BE RELEASING AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT SAYING -HE HAS A NEW ALBUM.

We are all idiots. We believe and care about this bullshit.

That said, stock up on Cough Syrup before it’s illegal.

Posted in:Lil Wayne|RIP Motherfucker

2013

15

Mar

The Science of Balding of the Day

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If you are a guy, and you probably are, but I am not about to check…then you are probably self-conscious about one or two things….the main one being going bald…because the other one doesn’t matter so much if you do go bald…as you’ll probably too self-conscious to ever take your pants off.

Personally, I was obsessed with going bald in my 30s, …being a short, fat guy, I thought that if I lost my luxurious hair, I’d REALLY have nothing going for me….

Luckily, for me, I was able to stop my hair loss….

Here are the Top Four Myths as to why you are losing your hair:

1- Poor Circulation – so increasing blood flow to your scalp doesn’t help your hair grow.

2- Clogged Follicles – when your hair follicles are clogged, you get ingrown hair….so opening up the pores on your head is pointless.

3- Poor Nutrition – People who are healthy and take supplements still lose their hair. Supplements can’t save you.

4- Stress – the only stress to the body that has been linked to hair loss is from major surgery or cancer. Day to day stress does not make you lose your hair unless it is severe or traumatic.

The real reason why you’re losing your hair is DHT a byproduct of Testosterone. The same hormone that causes you to grow body hair and have a sex drive can attack your scalp and cause your hair to become thinner, shorter, weaker and eventually kills the hair follicle leading to baldness.

Alex Khadavi, MD, a US based dermatologist has come up with a natural answer to Thinning Hair, Revivogen… Revivogen uses natural ingredients proven to stop DHT at its tracks so your hair can grow as it would normally. For $99, you can get a 3 month supply of REVIVOGEN and put it to test. If within 90 days you are not completely satisfied with Revivogen you can return the products for a full refund…

I know that when I saw my crown thinning, and I felt like I was going to start looking like the creepy school principal pervert, spending 1 dollar a day on a possible solution would have been something I jumped on.

Find out more at the HERE

revivogen is offer stepfather readers a free shampoo and conditioner ($44 value) if you buy the proven scalp therapy that works!!!

Posted in:stepInfomercial

2013

15

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Bending in Pilates Class of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is bending over in her Pilates class some creep took pics of through the window….a creep we can assume her PR people hired…because they are re-inventing her and the better she does, the better they all do….and I’m glad they did this…because a fit girl is a girl I like to look at…especially when bending over in spandex at angles where I can kinda make out her pussy…unless that’s just her bush…cuz she’s a hairy little thing…at least based on her self shot nudes….

Spring Breakers just dropped and it is Spring Break….so we can all assume that Vanessa Hudgens wants to look her best so that all this press works the way it is supposed to…and that she can become the adult star in adult roles she wants to be…and while she’s workin on that…I’ll just keep staring…

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

15

Mar

2 Springbreak Sluts Dancing on Stage to 2 Chains of the Day

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Spring Break is here…..it is always fun….I wish I was the old guy participating in this shit like I was 20 because when I was 20 I couldn’t be bothered….but more importantly cuz girls are sluttier now…..

I am assuming this was shot in Florida where the biggest thing in Hip Hop brought a couple hookers on stage to get the crowd gone wild…and if you’ve seen any Spring Break footage or if you’ve had spring break events of your own…you’ll know that along with all the new cases of herpes and unwanted pregnancy…comes a lot of drunk, slutty, 21 year old girls…and this shit is what fuels them….and I love it.

Posted in:Springbreak

2013

15

Mar

Heidi Klum VS a Burger of the Day

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Heidi Klum is eating a Hamburger…for Carl’s Jr….and it looks like it is going to be a highly erotic experience….partially cuz despite being old and having a battered vagina from dozens of kids and a husband with a cock the size of a child’s forearm….she’s still Heidi Klum…no matter how fucking tired her face is….but also because she’s got awesome tits….but most importanlty…cuz I like watching chicks eat disgusting foods when they aren’t fat…probably as a trade off for being disgusted by fat chicks who eat anything…even celery sticks….cuz food can be erotic…just not when she’s missing toes from Diabetes….

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2013

15

Mar

Miranda Kerr is Not Naked Enough for Vogue Australia of the Day

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Miranda Kerr, like all hookers, is peddling some bullshit, that she probably gets a percentage of sales on, because why the fuck not use you celebrity like you were Diddy and branch out in everything to push the 100,000,000 dollar mark….cuz getting paid 10 million a year to just pose for Victoria’s Secret, isn’t challenging enough, and when you’re a model the window is only so big…that you gotta plan for a retirement…and who the fuck cares…it involves her posting pics of herself in the shower in a bikini like we are in High School….at a party…where the girls aren’t quite ready to throw down…but are interested in the concept of showering with you…at least that’s how it played out for me….but now, if a shower opportunity arrises amongst friends…I don’t do this PG shit…I demand nudity…the way showers are meant to be had…

I also thew in some Vogue Australia pics cuz she’s lovely to look at….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

15

Mar

Helen Hunt Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I recently had to take down video of Helen Hunt in a nude scene….because her legal team and the legal team behind the movie she was naked in didn’t like me sharing her amazingness with the world….but despite complying with the law because I can’t afford a lawsuit over Helen Hunt nudes…I’ve taken a snapshot with my mind that gets triggered every time I hear her name,,,,or see her 50 plus year old ass in leggings….it’s like seeing red before an episode of rage only with more saggy and amazing tit and old lady greying pubes….making her pretty fucking perfect….at least for a 50 plus…which is something I always avoid….especially when it involves my obese wife….sure this would be better if this was 15 years ago…but I’ll take it….I always take anything I can get….

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Posted in:Helen Hunt

2013

15

Mar

Caroline Corinth for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I impress myself sometimes….mainly with how many posts I do on Victoria’s Secret models….and my ability to write

I didn’t say this was life changing, or inspired…like my facebook statuses…but I’m just impressed that I manage to pull posts together…when all these half naked shots for the evil empire look the fucking same…

Her name is Caroline Corinth and she’s amazing….new for Victoria’s Secret, doesn’t even have a wikipedia page….probably made in their lab…or kidnapped from the third world the way they like…that would explain how perfect she is….wow..

Posted in:Caroline Corinth

2013

15

Mar

Iggy Azalea Lap Dance in her Work Video of the Day

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It’s too bad Iggy Azalea blocked me on twitter…after watching her lap dance 2 minutes into this song…I think we could have really built a solid friendship….

I doubt she was a stripper…she’s Australian and probably from the suburbs, but there’s no story in mall rat freestylin’ while buying lattes with your allowance…especially not when you can move to America and re-invent yourself like a chat room on the internet….but at least she’s trying…

I’m just bummed it’ll never be in my face, mouth, dick, or fingers….cuz this girl is the kind of girl I’d throw a dollar at….maybe even a stack of dollars….

Posted in:stepMUSIC

2013

15

Mar

Human Statue Gets Even of the Day

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If you’ve been on the internet today, you’ve probably seen this video of a Human Statue getting even on a heckler, who is going out of his way to annoy and test his Human Statue abilities…without realizing that anyone doing Human Statue performances is already at rock bottom, they’ve pretty much given the fuck up on life, cuz no one wants to paint themselves grey everyday to stand around and beg for change for their alcoholism…I mean we are talking the bottom of the barrel….barely a human in society…with nothing to live for….probably with a seeded past….and huge criminal record…making me think dude’s pretty lucky he wasn’t shanked…or dude didn’t try to eat his face off…

I would side with the Human Statue…because let’s face it the heckler is a fucking asshole…but without an address….he barely registers as human to me….just a thug motherfucker….who doesn’t realize his job is to get harassed by people…that’s what he’s paid the big bucks for…when he signed up to this shit instead of getting are a real job….asshole…

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