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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2013

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with homeless chicks is that they have trust issues. Even the young ones. I was trying to get a couple street girls, who were hot enough and didn’t seem overly damaged, even though I know they are….home with me last night for a nice shower and some food and they all thought I was a predator, out for free sex, like they’ve been raped or molested or broken before. Maybe that bad attitude is why they are on the street in the first place. I guess you can’t save or be a hero to those who don’t want to be saved…..

Here are some links….

Katherine McPhee is Hot for WOmen’s Health
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That Ditch Pig Lena Dunham Who Has No Business Being On TV has Now Done Playboy In What Must Be a Prank or a Make a Wish Foundation Sympathy Wish cuz She’s a Fucking Monster and Shouldn’t be Celebrated No Matter How Connected Her Family Is…
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Danielle Lloydd Rockin’ Out in a Bikini
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Cat Fetches Like a Dog
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24 Pics of Fucking Idiots
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Justin Timberlake’s Most Hip Hop Moments
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The Most Beautiful Women of All Time (50 pics)
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Racist Attack on the Bus
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Funniest Reactions to the New Pope
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Funny Animal Gifs
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Cool Fucking Sea Lion
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Old School Computer Covers Skrillex
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The Avengers – Power Rangers Edition
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I Like Watching this Girl Work Her Wand (NSFW)
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Girl in the Popcorn Machine is Porn to Me
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Stop Your Hairloss…..
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2013

15

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I tried to pay a homeless guy 5 dollars to throw a pie in Arianny Celestes face…but we couldn’t find her….so I just let him eat the pie…I am a hero….tell your friends…

Posted in:NSFW

2013

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It may be steak and blowjob day for some of you with wives who take part in stupid activities in hopes of bringing fun and joy to their miserable lives…but for me…it is eat creamed corn and/or beans and toast, jerk off my flaccid dick, drink rubbing alcohol and try to fuck a fat college chick on spring break who is wasted, only to come home to my obese apnea wife choking on her shitty fat neck but not choking well enough, leading me to try masturbating my flaccid dick until passing out day…..

Here are some links….

Kris Jenner Sex Tape Exists – Because It’s Good For Ratings – Obviously – Not That It is Shocking That She’s a Hooker.
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Crotch Flash
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How Lazy People Shovel Snow
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Katy Perry Signs a 2 Million Dollar Book Deal…Damn
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45 Pics of Hot Babes in their Towels
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Paula Labaredas Booty Queen Posing….half Naked….
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Her Name is Dusica Jovicic and I Love Her
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25 Things You Didn’t Know About Spring Breakers
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The 20 Hottest Girls Dressed in Green
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Amanda Marie is a Tanned Tease
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Hawk Snatches a Kids’ Mouse
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Sluts Gone Wild at McDonalds
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More Taylor Swift in Concert
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Together at Last
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Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini Bottom
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Nicole Scherzinger See Through Thong Ass
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Vanessa Hudgens Teaches Ashley Benson How To Give A Blow Job!
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Flashback of Mila Kunis at 18
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Lauren Bedford in Lingerie
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25 HOT Instagram Photos of South Padre Spring Break 2013
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Jumping in the Puddle Video is My Favorite
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Mail Order Brides That Will Make You Rethink (31 pics)
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Dita Von Teese Nipples!
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Weatherman Wishes “Huge Anus” a Happy Birthday
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Hannah Simone is a Babe
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A True Gentleman Arrives at The People’s Court
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Amanda Bynes is Funnny
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10 Things You Didn’t See on American Idol
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Kick Ass 2 Red Band Trailer
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Kelly Brook Showing Some Bra – For a Titty Model – That’s Some Weak Sauce
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Showin Off Titty
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Kim Kardashian gets Her Toe Stepped On
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Taekwondo Spiderman for the Virgins
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Hot Babes Doing Naked Stuff –
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Miranda Kerr Has a Sore Neck
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Celebs in Their Element
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Here are Some Pics of Tamara Eccleston – Billionaire Heiress in a Bikini
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Britney’s New Boyfriend
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Justin Timberlake Gets a Fucking TV SPecial Like this was the 60s…..
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White Men Can Dance
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Louis CK Silences Heckler
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Stop Thinning Hair So Girls Have Sex With You
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Tall Girl Gets Fucked by
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Hot Girl Masturbates on a Crowded Plane
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Fucked in the Lemonade Stand
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Juicy Vagina
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Amateur Blowjob
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Clothed Handjob
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French Nudis Masturbating on the Beach
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See More CAm Girls in Action – 24/7 – All Free !!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Thinning Hair Can Be Reversed And Girls Will Love You For IT
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2013

14

Mar

The Simulated Blowjob Pic is the Best Pic from The Spring Breakers of the Day

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Spring Breakers are on the takeover….Young starlets trying to re-invent their Disney Images…working with Harmony Korine a dude who has been playing up being a weird pervert over the last 15 years….in a movie where they are all in bikinis

But I’m more interested in their off camera antics…especially when it is doing one of my favorite things in pictures….and that’s simulating blowjobs with frozen food or really any phallus like little sluts…who have a checkered past that involves producing kiddie porn and rockin’ awesome bush in some selfies for her “boyfriend”….

You know cuz they are at an age where they suck dick, but still can get away with joking around about sucking dick, by simulating sucking dick, to get a laugh…from all in the room….and a boner from all the dudes in the room….cuz the whole thing is hot as fuck…especially when in bikini…I mean shit…this is perfect.


TO SEE THE HOT PIC FROM OTHER ANGLES
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

14

Mar

Luisana Lopilato Big Tittiesin Miami of the Day

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Luisana Lopilato is Michael Buble’s pregnant 25 year old groupie wife from Argentina..

She was a slut from one of his music videos who has now secured a solid retirement plan via her uterus…living the good life…thanks to being hot and his want for a hot girl…… and her want for someone rich and famous…

It will open doors for her…and give her security…while giving him a “normal” life…with young tight immigrant vagina…..he can pretend isn’t into him for his fame and fortune….when we all know if he wasn’t Buble….she wouldn’t even notice him in a room….

But he is Buble…and being Buble means filtering though all the pussy thrown his way…and deciding which one is the least obvious about her intentions and who comes with the best tits….and this is the prize fucking hen…

Earlier reports came out that they were having a baby boy…..and she posted this KEEK…..

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But I think the above pic is really the story we’re into…..she’s not pregnant enough to be disgusting….


To See the Pics
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2013

14

Mar

Kate Moss Reading 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

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I have a crush on Kate Moss and her dirty little life of luxury…from her nude top modeling…to her questionable choices in what she has put in her vagina…..to this reading of 50 Shades of Grey….

I have never heard her speak before…I’ve just seen her big nipples and making this a glorious moment…I must celebrate as one of her most loyal of fans ….

Her raspy, heavy smoker’s voice…a throat glazed with semen…laceed with….cocaine, HSV, HPV, HIV……damaged in so many ways…like her vagina….reading 50 shades is genius…

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2013

14

Mar

Hot Rihanna Nipple Ring Picture of the Day

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Rihanna is a real classy girl…you know the kind of girl you would think has a harvard education….who works with poor people helping them better their life….bettering the world….and not a pile of gutter classless trash that belongs in a trailer park or shanty equivalent…who lets her husband beat her…because she’s so damaged and knows she can’t do better…cuz she hates herself more than he hates her….you know Royalty…and not just some hooker who won the lottery and misuses her fame, power, money….spreading negativity…teaching our youth bad lessons….all while showing some nipple ring in a t-shirt…making all seem pretty ok….cuz ultimately, I don’t care about the future generation, or Rihaana and the lessons she teaches through her actions, but I do care about tits…and that’s something she tries to deliver on…and that is good enough for me….if you know what I mean, which you don’t.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

14

Mar

Nicki Minaj Titties for Elle Magazine of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is in the recent issue of ELLE …and people seem to care….because she’s showing some of her fat titty….and because she’s not dressed like a circus performer….imitating Lady Gaga…makin’ a fool of herself for the kids…like she was Mr Rogers….but instead is packaging herself as TV host, more sophisticated, fashion forward…. HIP HOP VIDEO GIRL WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE DAT BOOTY TWERK

Here’s a video of her interviewing herself….ridiculous….

Here are the pics….

Boring….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

14

Mar

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan…..

For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site….

I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex….

But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits….

I’m in love…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

14

Mar

Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

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So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree…

Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case….

It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story….

But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

Post sent in by my friend Foetus La Plantain- the Drunken stepFORUM Member of the Month – and religious TMZ reader.

Posted in:Jake Gyllenhaal