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2013

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

UFC is in town this week…which means the ring girls – Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are in town too…I spent half my night walking the streets…calling their names…hoping they’d want to hang out and show me their muscles and by muscles I mean breasts….but so far I’ve come up empty handed…but at least I’ve come…

I don’t know what that means…here are some morning links..

Gwyneth Paltrow is Starving Her Kids…
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Fitness Bikini Competition
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Seinfeld Did the Tonight Show
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Shia Show Us Your Titties Bro
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The 25 Most Iconic Moments in Bikini Movie History – I think I got that Title Wrong.
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Veronica Mars May Be Made into a Movie…which Leaves Me Wondering…Who Cares?
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Today in Clumsy Penguin Videos
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Check Out Ass Number 3
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Drunk man Has Sex on Boat, Punches Girlfriend’s Day…and Bites Captain…AKA He’s Awesome
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Rosie Jones Eating Pizza
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Thinning Hair Can Be Reversed
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2013

14

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but here are some babes to look at while I sleep this off…because nothing is better than a failed masturbation session when comin’ home drunk…to babes far more substantial than the one in your bed…and the one you just paid 10 dollars to play with your penis in the bar bathroom….

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2013

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty bummed that the new pope isn’t a babe….because I would have loved to post her bikini pics, upskirt shots, nipple slips…and mock her pervert probably gay, little boy loving cuz you can’t get in trouble when “GOD” rules over all….but unfortunately, that’s against the rules….Catholics gone nuts….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Justin Bieber Fans Want to Kill to Kill Olivia Wilde
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Courtney Stodden Is Pretty Amazing
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20 Awesome Self Shooters!
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Street Performer Does The Final Countdown
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Girls Doing Yoga – is Amazing
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The 25 Most Memorable Moments in MTV SPring Break History
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You Will Want Sex From Jenna
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Kat Graham in her Sports Bra is Pretty Alright!
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Hooters Ball Girl Screws Up
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Rashida Jones
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Kimberly Garner’s Got a Wicked fucking CamelToe
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Forging Batarangs…
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Katherine McPhee Giving Boners
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Igor Step…..Some Dubstep on Classical Guitar….
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Lookin Down Jennie Garth’s Shirt Isn’t So Bad
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Chair Throwing Riot
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Courtney Stodden’s Huge Nipple SLip
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Old Man Kicks Snake
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Dinner is Served! Best Picture Ever…..
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Sports Illustrated Posted Nude Pics of Their Models….
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A Real Look at How Men Will Use Google Glass
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Sex in the Shower!
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A Lot of Hot Pics of Rosie Jones
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Reasons Why Dave Grohl is Pretty Awesome
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I Would Like to Fuck these Shorts Off Amanda Seyfried
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Kelly Brook in a See Through Dress
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Claudia Romani Incredible Upskirt
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This Dude Probably Shit His Pants
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Big Hawaiian Tits!
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America’s Most Underrated Cities!
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Truck Slaps a Pedestrian
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More Pics of Doutzen in her Thong
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Her Name is Jodie Gasson and She’s Fucking Hot
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Zooey Deschanel is the Worst in InStyle
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Lielani Downing Roller Blading in a Bikini Top Like it was 2000
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Dog Snores Like Daffy Duck
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Hey Girl Nice Ass
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Fart Lighting Gone Wrong is the Best Video Ever…
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There is no such thing as Porn Addiction
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Lady Gaga is Rollin’ Around in a 24k Gold Wheel Chair like She Was Larry Flynt
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Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini
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I Want to Have Sex With Candice Swanepoel Even When She’s at the Airport!
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Selena Gomez Showing Some Leg…
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Lindsay Lohan Courtroom Drama Gives Me Boners
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Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Nordegren in a Bikini celebrating her next gold digging adventure!
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Creepy Guy Boogie
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The 10 Most Shocking Roles Played by Child Stars
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Hot Girls Inked Up
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Dueling Bull Dogs
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Brandi Glanville Bikini
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Grapes To Raisins Timelapse
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Alana Blanchard’s a Fuckin Babe…
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Ne-Yo and Celine Dion Collab -Weird
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Perky Babe Abused in a Grocery Store
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Cam Girl Amazing Bottle Insertion
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Below Average People in a Threesome
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Lesbians in the Pool
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Horrible Gangbang
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Ebony Sluts – Lollypoppin’
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Teens Masturbating Side By Side
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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2013

13

Mar

Lady Gaga in her 24k Gold Larry Flynt Wheel Chair of the Day

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I don’t normally find Lady Gaga hot…if anything, I think she looks like a tranny freak, that was sent here to trick ugly people into thinking she is on their side, and not out for their money…

You know, a beast who just wanted to be pretty and popular all her life, using the uglies of the world to make her a star, because she is one of them…the icon or idol to the freaks….all while being totally full of shit, over the top, doing whatever she can to divert from her horrible features…from saggy face…to permanent open mouth, to a sloppy body….she’s fucking annoying…some might even say…the fucking worst..

But there’s really something hot about a bitch in a wheel chair…and that something is that they can’t out run me….

So here’s Gaga being overly dramatic from her “injury” that forced her to cancel her tour, in a custom Larry Flynt Wheel Chair, because she’s not as obnoxious enough as it is…

She’s the worst….

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2013

13

Mar

Isla Fisher Hot White Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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The first time I saw a white bikini in action and fell in love with all it had to offer was probably 15 year ago…and it involved my friends sister getting out of the pool…standing over me to offer me a drink for a solid 5 minutes….fully exposed, trimmed pussy where I could see her fucking labia and luxurious bush… as if she was fucking naked….because the shit was totally through…..and she had no idea….

So now, everytime I see a white bikini, I get excited for the same kind of experience…and although I am older, desensitized, not as perverted or eager to see pussy cuz I see so much of it daily….I still look closely when a white bikini pops up…and here’s Isla Fisher, some actress I don’t know, showing some ass crack, which in Greece is the main vagina…but here just a tease of what I’m missing and that’s the shot from the front…

Still hot though..wouldn’t mind being the dude behind her sniffin’ her ass…true story.

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2013

13

Mar

Nicki Minaj in Some Bikini Pics for Social Media of the DAy

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Nicki Minaj tweeted a couple of pics from the set of her new music video that involved her being in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her ass crack and titties like a low level video girl and not like the popstar that is Nicki Minaj…in what I guess is moving away from her clown GAGA impersonation and moving more towards Rihanna’s sluttiness coupled with that of a thick video vixen….making her privileged life seem a little more authentic and hip hop and you know what…I am into it..as long as I don’t have to listen to her music.

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2013

13

Mar

Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini at the Beach of the Day

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Paulina Gretzky gets a lot of hate for buying herself new tits with her trust fund allowance…cuz her ghetto middle class dad who ended up becoming a fucking star hockey player…but was otherwise destined to work the mill like his father and his father’s father….all white trash in everything he did….giving her questionable morals and values….but I think, at least after looking at these pics of her on the beach…that more money shoulda gone into her ass….

You see I’m not a hater of spoiled brats, who cares how hooked up or how good their lives are….I am a hater of trashy sluts who have shitty asses though…

You see tits can be bought…but a good ass..that shit is the real deciding factor on whether this fake tan, fake hair, Playboy lookin’ chick is worth it or not….even if she’s worth 100 million dollars after her dad dies…

Not that I wouldn’t bang her, I’d bang anything, it’s just funny someone who puts so much work in, is hurtin’ where it counts…now laugh at her…

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2013

13

Mar

Rosie Jones Does Page 360 of the Day

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Rosie Jones may be average at best….you know with her non existent ass…her short…uneventful legs….her face that is a barely even pretty when made up….but she strips down and shows her tits for magazines….proving that anyone who is willing to show their tits can make…and will get fans….and maybe even a footballer of a husband / retirement plan…because she proves that all it takes to be celebrated…is toplessness….and that is today’s life lesson…

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2013

13

Mar

Whitney Cummings Drunken Ass Flash of the Day

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I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to being with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits….

So I’m really not into Whitney Cummings…despite the fact that people like her, think she’s great and shocking, but most importantly…think she’s hot…

It blows me away that she’s got two 2 shows running, making a ton of money, and her whole act is just obvious…

But I guess it is easy to get famous…..when you play the system properly…and by properly, I mean getting drunk and flashing her ass on social media…because at her core…she’s broken…sad…starving for attention…cuz she knows she’s a fucking hack…which makes her a little more appealing to me…despite how garbage, like a parasite on the asshole of comedy that I think she is….

If you look close enough, you can see her soul….

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2013

13

Mar

Yulia Terentieva Showing her Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Yulia Terentieva is a model….who is represented by some pretty major people…and who has walked a lot of fashion shows….some major ones as recent as Paris Fashion week last week….She’s tall…she’s skinny and she’s not afraid to show titties for a photographer…which in turn makes her pretty fucking perfect…sure when a girl decides to leave Russia for the world of Fashion modeling…showing titties comes with the territory..and every model who is considered a top model…has been in at least one shoot showing titties…but I don’t think I will even get too much of that….or too much of the fact that fashion is as smutty as Glamour Modeling….they just don’t want you to know that so they surround these babes with Rolls Royces and keep it “Luxury”….instead of the gutter trash the Glamour Models are involved in…but at the end of it all..I get to see all their tits…almost making me a winner in all this…which makes no sense…cuz I’m actually a huge fucking loser…who never wins anything…

Here are the pics

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