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2013

01

Mar

The Girls of Nuts of the Day

Nuts just released an issue they call the “Lingerie Special”…that I call the “Let’s Recycle The Best Pics of the Last Year Cuz Dudes Will Buy Into this Shit and Collect it Cuz It Has All Their Favorite Glamour Model Tits from the Last Year In It which Means We will Sell All Kinds of Copies even If Website Rip Them Off…Cuz it Is Free Advertising….on Free Content…cuz we already used it Beffore…We are Geniuses…We Use Tits To Make Monehy on Average Girls Who Just Love the Attention and Then Repackage it and repackage it…Genius”….

Here are the pics starring Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Jessica-Jane Clement, India Reynolds and Danielle Sharp, Danica Thrall…Lacey Banghard….shit does the list ever end…. Other busty girls who are average at best but think they are gold….cuz that’s what NUTS UK wants them to think to keep em working for cheap…


TO SEE ALL THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:NSFW|Nuts UK

2013

01

Mar

My Girl Emily Ratajkowski is Topless in GQ Turkey of the Day

Little known fact….I write poetry for Emily Ratajkowski..every night before I got to bed…and I keep it in a little box that I will one day present her with…to show her my life with her….before we knew each other…and how she inspired me to be a better man…and enter my quest of following my heart to be with her til the end of time…..because she writes poetry for me…she just doesn’t know it…and it is in the form of hot titties…hot body….that is gonna take the fuck over….for GQ Turkey today…and the world tomorrow…she’s perfect….and yes this may not be specifically shot for me…but it might as well could be….and that’s what matters…

Enrata baby…you’re amazing…hold me close and never let me go.

(that’s one of my poems, I’m not very good at romance)

She’s perfect….

Here’s the behind the scenes video…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2013

01

Mar

McKayla Maroney Booty in Leggings for Fox News of the Day

This is typical for a right wing site…to showcase an American hero in a subtle semi-erotic way…for their right wing readers…who don’t like gays, but don’t mind good old all american medal winning teen ass…cuz staring at teen ass…like firearms is a God Given American right…and if you don’t like it you can get yourself back to some Mulim country like Iraq.(eye-rack).

Don’t worry…she fought for your country…she may be 17….but she won gold for America…and that means you can lust after her like a oil tycoon in Texas….who hates those blacks and mexicans…but likes the neighbor’s daughter enough to buy her from her parents….

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

01

Mar

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens Head Back to the Motherland of the Day

The two little pop tart monkeys straight from the Disney Lot…where their Corporate Sponsored Cola was laced with Peter Pan hormone suppressants that allow them to stay youthful and hirable as long as the show must go on….as collective breaking free from the oppressive mouse ears…the red-short chains….that define them thanks to their parents selling them off as kids….and are now paving their own way as scandalous little party sluts….together….because if they are in it together…they feel less guilt and fear of the half naked unknown….you see both have tried to take on the world independently….both had sex with gays….one released nudes…the other pretended she was hip hop…but together…they are hot like fire…..fire in their mother land of Spain…on TV…making shit explode….as I wait for the lesbian sex tape to be released….cuz I know they are working on one…..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|Vanessa Hudgens

2013

01

Mar

Ali Larter’s Shitty Old Lady Party Bikini Pics of the Day

The sex appeal of any girl significantly drops the second she puts out pics of her and her lady friends….like a bunch of 40 year olds on a girls trip….for one of their bachelorette parties for her 3rd marriage….because the first two didn’t play out so well…but now that she’s in her 40s and knows better…they can go get wild and talk about vibrators….hump dance local men on the resort…and have one too many cosmos like they were on Sex and the City….a show they were married to…

You see this shit on facebook all the time…and they are all the same….impossible to masturbate to.

Posted in:Ali Larter

2013

01

Mar

The Russian High School Musical Star is Awesome of the Day

It is nice to see some low level immigrant from Russia….make it in America….at least for a minute…where she was cast in all the High School Musical movies….in a time that probably made her think she had a fighting chance….like when her mom got her first pair of Levis in the early 80s….a taste of freedom….that was taken from her…when she learned a valuable lesson….secondary characters don’t matter….but as a fighter…from a war torn place…she’s got up and met the challenges ahead of her…by posting hot pics to social media to her die hard fans…and by die hard fans…I mean creepy perverts who masturbate to High School Musical movies enough to know who their secondary characters are…

Here name is…Olesya Rulin….Look Out for Her she’s trouble…

And she’s lovely…

Posted in:Olesya Rulin

2013

01

Mar

Anais Pouliot in a Bikini of the Day


Anais Pouliot is named after my favorite thing to fuck….because it’s functional during periods…tight enough for my penis to feel a little choked out….unlike those pesky vaginas…and the shit it leaves on my dick is often times better than the vagina shit I am faced with considering the questionable womnen I get with……

She is also from Montreal…and never calls me to hang out when she’s visiting her parents….fucking snob.

Here she is in a bikini getting famous while I watch….Maybe she’s got a sister…I can go camp outside her house and masturbate to…if only I wasn’t too lazy to find out….

Dirty little french girl….

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2013

01

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

stepGIRL Thighs are brought to you by MandyInTheSkyWithDiamonds…haters gonna hate….

My new pick-up line is “nice shorts”….I say it to all girls…but only when they aren’t wearing shorts…and so far. it has not got me laid…

Stay tuned for more tips from a homeless man on how to get laid….

Here are some links…

Nicki Minaj Has Got Some Fucking Cleavage – Oh My – Now if Only She Could Rap….
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Does the World Need More Bradi Glanville in a Bikini? Probably not….
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WalMart Truck Vs Bridge
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Man Squats 905 LBs
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The Best Teen Movies of All Time…
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I Like Misheard Lyrics. More than Actual Lyrics….
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Reporter Dodges a Kiss and it is Awesome!
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Morning Inspiration – Blonde Takes Three Dicks in her Ass at Once….I like Girls Who Achieve Greatness….
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Hey Virgins – Third X-Files Movie Yo
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8 Pics of a Nerd’s Wet Dream – Red Headed and Showing Cleavage….
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Longest Axe and Machete Juggling On a Balance Board Ever – Record Breakin’ Winner is Still a Loser…..
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A Billionaire is Building the Titanic
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33 Sexiest Texans
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Emillia Clarke Holdin Pussy With Them Titties
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We All Need Webcam Sex Sometimes…
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The 100 Sexiest Terry Richardson Shoots…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Mar

Pug Vs Peanut Butter of the Day

I hate porn, but I love pugs. I know that may come across as creepy…especially for a guy with no real soul….or emotion…but as soon as you put one of these fuckers in front of me….I turn into a school girl a bieber concert…I go fucking nuts…and grab at them and hug them like a weirdo…and not in a creepy way…you know to lure girls back to my van…or to smear peanut butter on yourself but in a Pugs are better than humans and their faces are so ridiculous way….


To see more pug stuff go to MotherPugger

Posted in:stepPETS

2013

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day


Today’s stepGIRL is CallMeFamous …I’d rather Call Her my Wife….at least for a night….

I am not an alcoholic….I just like spending my days drunk because it makes everything funnier, tolerable, especially my wife…cuz when I am drunk I can just stare at those saggers and ignore the rest of her….you know and laugh at how life wronged me…while being sober…just fucks all that up….and we wouldn’t want to ruin a good…albeit depressing as fuck thing….I drink at night because I am already drunk and figure why stop the party that is life….not that you care….so Here are the stepLINKS…that’s all you want from me anyway…

I Like that Megan Fox’s Ego Now That She Can’t Get Work is Finally Caving….But I Prefer Just Lookin’ at the pics…
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Holly Madison Can’t Wait to Eat her Placenta!
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The Russian Guy Who Touches 100 Boobs in one Video
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How To Get a Bubble Butt…aka the Best Video Ever…
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Lesley Mann Jiggling Megan Fox Titties
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Behind the Scenes at a Canyon Rope Jump – The Asshole Boyfriend Gets Dumped Version…
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Nicole Scherzinger Does a Photoshoot…Doesn’t Expose Testicles.
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The Most Homophobic Man in the World……Can’t Eat Hot Dogs….
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Bella Thorne’s Lookin’ good in her Fitness Gear / Tight as Fuck Pants
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America’s Top 15 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations: 2013 Edition
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Chantelle Houghton Has Awesome Cameltoe…
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I Have Seen This Girl’s Asshole on Twitter…
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Olivia Wilde
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Top 10 Best Goats Yelling Over Songs
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Kristen Stewart is the Ugliest Actress in Hollywood….
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Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Fantasy….
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Nicole Eggert Isn’t as Fat As I Thought She Was in her Bathing Suit
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Xenia Deli Has a Great Sandwich is her Panties…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – the Cameron Diaz Edition
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Alem Shake!
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Australia’s Unluckiest Man….
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Diane Kruger in Some Fetish Leggings Lookin’ Hot
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Misheard Song Lyrics Make me Laugh – Especially the Boner One
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Mila Kunis Hot at the Oz Premiere
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Best Female Drummers Ever
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Girls Flash Their Boobs on Bikes In Public and It is Awesome….
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Some ReallY Big Tits Tanning Topless…
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Liberty Ross See Through!
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Ron Jeremy is Back At Work Since His Surgery….What Better Way To Celebrate than to Watch Him Fuck in a Classic Horrible Clip
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Jordan Carver Has Ridiculous Tits
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You Need More Kim Kardashian Tits in your Life…
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Morena Baccarin in some Hot Photoshoot
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Jodie Gasson’s Got a Fat Ass in Lingerie
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Clive Palmer – Billionaire – Recreates the Titanic
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How About a Blocked Badminton Shot….Yes..Badminton…
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The 50 Most Traumatizing Moments from Kids’ Movies…
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Some Dude Exposes Himself to Two College Girls on a Bench – THey Aren’t Impressed….(NSFW)
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Wife Getting Dirty in a Car….(NSFW)
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Miss Teen Delaware is Offered a Porn Deal
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Jennifer Lawrence Gettin’ Highhhhhh and Drunk…..
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5 Pugs on a Sled
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Holy Shit Jordan Carver Has Huge TIts
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January Jones Has Got Some Cleavage and a Fatherless Child…
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Dude Locked Out of Hotel Naked is Hilarious
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David Duchovny Wants Third X-Files
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Jennifer Lawrence Gettin High….
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Ice T Files For Divorce from Coco and Demands The Fake ass and Titties back
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Shhh…Just Lay There While I Pound You…
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I would Totally Do Coke Off Her Ass
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Amateur Sex Party! Set to the Sounds of Shakira
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Awesome REverese Handjob
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I think she’s licking ass…
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50 Shades of Facials – Artistic and Romantic
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Face Fucking and Other Amateur S&M
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS