2013
01
Mar
The only thing I know about Sophia Bush is that she was on some show that really spoke to nerds everywhere….making them loyal to her…..which is good for her…because I don’t think she’s really done much…if anything in the last decade but yet…to some virgin losers out there…she’s still their queen…a queen with a dumpy ass…
Posted in:Sophia Bush
2013
01
Mar
Kim Kardashian or her handlers are scrambling…..to do damage control or at least to maintain some level of “hotness” that I think it totally wrongfully allocated to her…but that I accept as the general public…most importantly dudes….are fucking idiots who think anything is hot if they are told it is and it has a set of tits…
Cuz for her instagram – she “Flashback Fridayed” these pics of her in what could be a diaper…but probably isnt’….hoping her fans are like “that’s the shit I dooooo like tho”….cuz really….they’d be the only ones…cuz whenever I see pics of her…all I smell is feces…but in her defense…I don’t shower and could just be smelling myself..
Either way, she’s a vile pig we can only hope dies in childbirth of her demon child to end the world of the damage she’s caused…..
You know she posted this cuz she thinks she looks hot in it – and you should hate her for that.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2013
01
Mar
Nuts just released an issue they call the “Lingerie Special”…that I call the “Let’s Recycle The Best Pics of the Last Year Cuz Dudes Will Buy Into this Shit and Collect it Cuz It Has All Their Favorite Glamour Model Tits from the Last Year In It which Means We will Sell All Kinds of Copies even If Website Rip Them Off…Cuz it Is Free Advertising….on Free Content…cuz we already used it Beffore…We are Geniuses…We Use Tits To Make Monehy on Average Girls Who Just Love the Attention and Then Repackage it and repackage it…Genius”….
Here are the pics starring Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Jessica-Jane Clement, India Reynolds and Danielle Sharp, Danica Thrall…Lacey Banghard….shit does the list ever end…. Other busty girls who are average at best but think they are gold….cuz that’s what NUTS UK wants them to think to keep em working for cheap…
2013
01
Mar
Little known fact….I write poetry for Emily Ratajkowski..every night before I got to bed…and I keep it in a little box that I will one day present her with…to show her my life with her….before we knew each other…and how she inspired me to be a better man…and enter my quest of following my heart to be with her til the end of time…..because she writes poetry for me…she just doesn’t know it…and it is in the form of hot titties…hot body….that is gonna take the fuck over….for GQ Turkey today…and the world tomorrow…she’s perfect….and yes this may not be specifically shot for me…but it might as well could be….and that’s what matters…
Enrata baby…you’re amazing…hold me close and never let me go.
(that’s one of my poems, I’m not very good at romance)
She’s perfect….
Here’s the behind the scenes video…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2013
01
Mar
This is typical for a right wing site…to showcase an American hero in a subtle semi-erotic way…for their right wing readers…who don’t like gays, but don’t mind good old all american medal winning teen ass…cuz staring at teen ass…like firearms is a God Given American right…and if you don’t like it you can get yourself back to some Mulim country like Iraq.(eye-rack).
Don’t worry…she fought for your country…she may be 17….but she won gold for America…and that means you can lust after her like a oil tycoon in Texas….who hates those blacks and mexicans…but likes the neighbor’s daughter enough to buy her from her parents….
Posted in:McKayla Maroney
2013
01
Mar
The two little pop tart monkeys straight from the Disney Lot…where their Corporate Sponsored Cola was laced with Peter Pan hormone suppressants that allow them to stay youthful and hirable as long as the show must go on….as collective breaking free from the oppressive mouse ears…the red-short chains….that define them thanks to their parents selling them off as kids….and are now paving their own way as scandalous little party sluts….together….because if they are in it together…they feel less guilt and fear of the half naked unknown….you see both have tried to take on the world independently….both had sex with gays….one released nudes…the other pretended she was hip hop…but together…they are hot like fire…..fire in their mother land of Spain…on TV…making shit explode….as I wait for the lesbian sex tape to be released….cuz I know they are working on one…..
Posted in:Selena Gomez|Vanessa Hudgens
2013
01
Mar
The sex appeal of any girl significantly drops the second she puts out pics of her and her lady friends….like a bunch of 40 year olds on a girls trip….for one of their bachelorette parties for her 3rd marriage….because the first two didn’t play out so well…but now that she’s in her 40s and knows better…they can go get wild and talk about vibrators….hump dance local men on the resort…and have one too many cosmos like they were on Sex and the City….a show they were married to…
You see this shit on facebook all the time…and they are all the same….impossible to masturbate to.
Posted in:Ali Larter
2013
01
Mar
It is nice to see some low level immigrant from Russia….make it in America….at least for a minute…where she was cast in all the High School Musical movies….in a time that probably made her think she had a fighting chance….like when her mom got her first pair of Levis in the early 80s….a taste of freedom….that was taken from her…when she learned a valuable lesson….secondary characters don’t matter….but as a fighter…from a war torn place…she’s got up and met the challenges ahead of her…by posting hot pics to social media to her die hard fans…and by die hard fans…I mean creepy perverts who masturbate to High School Musical movies enough to know who their secondary characters are…
Here name is…Olesya Rulin….Look Out for Her she’s trouble…
And she’s lovely…
Posted in:Olesya Rulin
2013
01
Mar
Anais Pouliot is named after my favorite thing to fuck….because it’s functional during periods…tight enough for my penis to feel a little choked out….unlike those pesky vaginas…and the shit it leaves on my dick is often times better than the vagina shit I am faced with considering the questionable womnen I get with……
She is also from Montreal…and never calls me to hang out when she’s visiting her parents….fucking snob.
Here she is in a bikini getting famous while I watch….Maybe she’s got a sister…I can go camp outside her house and masturbate to…if only I wasn’t too lazy to find out….
Dirty little french girl….
Posted in:Anais Pouliot
2013
01
Mar
stepGIRL Thighs are brought to you by MandyInTheSkyWithDiamonds…haters gonna hate….
My new pick-up line is “nice shorts”….I say it to all girls…but only when they aren’t wearing shorts…and so far. it has not got me laid…
Stay tuned for more tips from a homeless man on how to get laid….
Here are some links…
Nicki Minaj Has Got Some Fucking Cleavage – Oh My – Now if Only She Could Rap….
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Does the World Need More Bradi Glanville in a Bikini? Probably not….
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WalMart Truck Vs Bridge
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Man Squats 905 LBs
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The Best Teen Movies of All Time…
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I Like Misheard Lyrics. More than Actual Lyrics….
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Reporter Dodges a Kiss and it is Awesome!
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Morning Inspiration – Blonde Takes Three Dicks in her Ass at Once….I like Girls Who Achieve Greatness….
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Hey Virgins – Third X-Files Movie Yo
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8 Pics of a Nerd’s Wet Dream – Red Headed and Showing Cleavage….
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Longest Axe and Machete Juggling On a Balance Board Ever – Record Breakin’ Winner is Still a Loser…..
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A Billionaire is Building the Titanic
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33 Sexiest Texans
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Emillia Clarke Holdin Pussy With Them Titties
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We All Need Webcam Sex Sometimes…
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The 100 Sexiest Terry Richardson Shoots…
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