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2013

27

Feb

J Woww’s Duct Tape Boobs for Gay Marriage of the Day

I didn’t know that this Prop 8, No H8, let the gays marry, even though every gay guy I know refuses to get married, cuz that marriage shit is for breeders and part of being gay is not being a fucking breeder….at least that is what I have been told…cuz I am only gay in prison and even that is not by choice…but by rape….prison rape….and it is horrible…

I guess it would make sense that these pics were shot two years ago when prop 8 shit mattered….and more importantly when Jenni JWoww mattered….somcethe Jersey Shore shit is dead in the fucking water….even though the cast still lives on…unfortunately….

The only good thing about this is that I hear Duct Tape bras are the gateway to staring in anal porn…and fuck I’ll watch any girl, implants or not, get down in some anal porn…you know cuz it’d be her supporting gay sex…in her own retarded way….

What it comes downto is that it is no surprise her No H8 pic is the most trashy of them…..and I can’t help but appreciate it….

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2013

27

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Devil woman, serial dater, mom of multiple kids with multiple partners, rich kid, turned bloated weird looking, crackhead celebrity of her own, who went through all kinds of A-List penis…even turning some of them sucidal….Kate Hudson….the girl who was passed on the Goldie Hawn booty…even though she’s tried so hard to ruin it….is on the beach in the bikini…and it’s not as good as it was back before she violated her womb with future criminals and addicts….in fact…it’s even weird looking…but luckily the whole bikini thing makes it worth staring at…


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2013

27

Feb

Kerry Katona’s Atomic Kitten Nipple of the Day

Let’s just say – Atomic Kitten….Does Not Look Like What they Used To , unfortunately, cuz these 2007 Topless Pics of Natasha Hamilton (One of the members) are awesome….

But like all women – their window of opportunity…ended by 30 and now they are just hanging onto their 1997 fame….throwing out reunion tours…that I guess could be also marketed as the “we’re old, fat, tired and need money, years”……but being old, fat and tired, didn’t stop member Kerry Katona from flashing what seems to be the weirdest looking nipple, that despite being weird looking, isn’t the worst part of her old hag body…

Here’s her reunion nipple slip video…I am warning you…watching this may destroy any testosterone you have in your body…

Posted in:Atomic Kitten|Kerry Katona|NSFW

2013

27

Feb

Irina Shayk Models Bikinis of the Day

Irina Shayk is pretty much perfect…her body is rockin’…her face is awesome….physically she’s got it going on….so I can only assume she has a horrible flawed personality…filled with gold digging and ladder climbing….using her body and that face to get herself in places she otherwise would never be….not that it is a big fucking secret…her ticket was a gay athlete she exploited and plays girlfriend to…but all those politics on how a Russian spy left her communist rule…despite communism falling in the 90s…I still like to think they live one big James Bond movie of scandal and mystery….just don’t matter…cuz her secret weapon is this body she gets half naked…shit coulda come in handy back when Russia wanted to take over the world….and not just with mail order brides and serious babes….but with nuclear power and space travel…bread lines and gymnastics….who cares here are the pics….I feel like I’ve already posted but it doesn’t matter….

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2013

27

Feb

Ashley Greene Booty in Leggings of the Day

I am not a fan of Ashley Greene and not because my friend’s fiance cheating on her with him back before she was famous….but because she’s overrated Florida trash who has managed to fuck her way onto the set of a really huge movie franchise that has allowed her to milk that 14 year girl crowd by sleeping with their idols while pretending to not sleep with their idols…like she’s not a fake titty florida trash hooker who loser her virginity in the trailer park at 12….shit is all smoke and mirrors and despite her hotness being mediocre at best…she’s got a good enough ass to stare at in leggings….


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2013

27

Feb

Tim Timebomb and the rest of Rancid Sing Hank Williams of the Day

I would listen to a little Rancid in the 90s….I mean I guess like everyone else…it was the MTV punk rock of a generation for teen girls into skateboarding everywhere…..

Well Tim Armstrong has a side project, or maybe it is a full time project, because I haven’t heard much Rancid since the 90s…..call Tim Timebomb….where he gets some people together….and sings old bangers…like this Hank Williams Sr song….

Little known fact, I listen to roots, bluegrass, old country, blues, pretty much all day….so I’m into this revivial….and that’s why I’m posting the awesome version….Boom.

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2013

27

Feb

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

From this angle….average looking Ashley Tisdale looks amazing….Hide her face and girl could be jerked off to….it is strategy she should definitely take seriously….all her pics should be shot from this angle….it allows us to focus on her fitness and the work she puts in versus a face that confuses us as to how and why she got famous in the first place….you know isn’t that reserved for the above average lookin’ girls who don’t look like asymmetric art projects…


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

27

Feb

Girl Freaks Out on the Train of the Day

This is hardly a story…..but I liked watching the video of some girl in the UK who was threatening and hitting dudes on the train….

The video may be going viral….with tens of thousands of likes on Facebook…..but apparently it was uploaded two years ago…at least that’s what you’d think based on how she’s dress….and the unfortunate thing is that I prefer my woman losing their shit in a far more naked way….You know stripping down, smearing period blood on her face like she’s some kind of warrior and going shoving her tits in random people’s faces while inserting their umbrellas inside her…

The angry UK trash version…up on some Jersey Shore shit…but far more nobel in her accent…even if she sounds like she’s from the gutter….is kinda just annoying….but I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Video

2013

27

Feb

Rosie Jones & Holly Peers are Today’s Glamour Models of the Day

Here are the outtakes of some March photoshoot I’ve already posted the pics from….featuring Glamour Model Rosie Jones, who we have learned is far hotter topless that with her shirt on, because those great huge amazing tits allow us to divert from her average at best face….something all Glamour models have in common….that we only notice when they get cocky and think they are actual models who are allowed to keep their shirts on…

Here are the pics…of her and her “friend” cuz they are in this biz together, Holly Peers….

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

27

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


stepSHIRT modeled by SHANA LANE half of the the lovely Lane Sister Porn Duo

Some of the best sex I have had has been in my mind….when pretending my wife was someone else….not because my wife is skilled but because my mind has been able to transform shit into gold…at least until I reach orgasm….

Here are some LINKS….

J.Woww’s Side Boob Looks Really Natural
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The Springbreakers Red Band Trailer
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Jason Segel and Michelle Williams Broke Up – Which is Weird Since They Both Look Like Muppets
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Snow Falling from a Roof in China….Insanity
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30 Girls Who Like Star Wars!
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This Topless Babe Penny is Trashy and Perfect
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Hanging With Girls in bikinis on Set
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Barbara Walters is Back on the View….and Now We All Have Something To Masturbate
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Some Chick Masturbating to Star Trek
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Morning is a Great Time to Watch Cam Girls Bang Themselves and Each Other for Free….
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Bull Dog Vs Balloon
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Awesome Pregnancy Portrait!!
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