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2013

21

Feb

Hot Blonde Model Swimming with Sharks of the Day

Her name is Ocean Ramsey, she is from Hawaii, she is a surfer and dive instructor and she swims with a great white shark like a fucking crazy person….she released this video on Valentines Day, because I guess this shit is true love, a that she doesn’t realize will probably eat her like she was a tiger trainer in Vegas….

She claims it is all calculated, but animals are unpredictable, but this video is still fucking awesome….

Here’s an older video of her swimming with sharks…with a little background story on her hotness that swims with sharks….she’s been doing this a long time…

Apparently she was on Good Morning America recently…but I can’t be too sure of anything but the fact that I want to have sex with her….

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2013

21

Feb

Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer in Lingerie of the Day

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UFC girls…..Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer….the silicone used to make the UFC experience less homoerotic…because watching bald dudes grind up against each other half naked in weird wrestling poses….and getting excited about it….is kinda the foundation of gay…something these macho fighting fans probably don’t want to really ever admit they are…so they throw in the diversion…the “it’s not gay if there’s a babe to justify this erection, even if I’m lookin into homies eyes while wacking off”…..

Well, they tapped into their showgirl/stripper roots and got into some lingerie to show off their fit as fuck bodies…. for some shoot and this is the video….and it’s hot enough for me.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer

2013

21

Feb

Karlie Kloss Looks Amazing for Muse of the Day

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This is my second Karlie Kloss post today…I guess that means that either she’s on her hustle…grinding her little skinny body out as hard as she can to get as much coverage as possible….or that there’s little else going on in the world of half naked women….or that I have a creepy obsession with Karlie Kloss cuz she’s skinny and gets half naked for money…the kind of traits I look for in the women I want to mail evelopes of my semen to….

This shoot is for Muse magazine, it’s sexy….

Here’s the video…

And here are the semi erotic pics…a lot less awkward than her Victoria’s Secret swim pics….she is so versatile…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2013

21

Feb

Victoria Justice in a Wet Suit of the Day

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I saw the Cove and can safely say that this Dolphin is not as excited as Victoria Justice is to be captive and treated like a fucking dancing monkey….and if Victoria Justice was more that just a vapid little cunt….a puppet much like that poor dolphin…she’d be protesting these kind of Marine Mammals being exploited like slaves to the man…They are mistreated and abused….and anyone who participates in this shit should be fucking shot…even if the amusement park promoting this shit is paying her to do it.

Seriously…s this is fucking punishment and dolphins are much more important to the future world than humans….

That said, she’s in a wet suit and you like that.

Save the Marine Mammals….

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2013

21

Feb

Natalia Vodianova in her Underwear for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

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Ridiculously hot 30 Year Old Russian Superstar Model…Natalia Vodianova who you may know as “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″….is posing in her underwear for some fashion magazine and I like it….and not just because she’s rich…and famous as a model…and fantastic to look at…but because she was raised without a father back in Russia…and daddy issues are fucking porn to me. What isn’t porn to me is that she’s got 3 kids with some dude she’s no longer with….even though broken homes but more importantly stepfathering is kinda my hobby….but unfortunately some rich dude who’s dad runs the multi billion dollar luxury conglomerate that owns Louis Vuitton, Moet and Henessey…..makin’ her a gold digger…even though she’s got some gold of her own…

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2013

21

Feb

Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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Here’s skinny Karlie Kloss…Victoria’s Secret Angel….who was actually pretty successful prior to being recruited to Victoria’s Secret last year….to fill their American Model quota….because they can’t just exploit immigrants like a hotel chain or kitchen at a fancy restaurant…they have to pepper it with legitimate legal workers for fear that their evil mid-western Jewish owned but Christian friendly…I’m talking photoshopped vagina and nipples out of the half nakedness to avoid controversy in their door to door catalogs that might as well be porn based on how many bored husbands and teenage boys jerk off to it….cuz the women in their lives sure don’t look like this…..but we can dress them up like this….in a lipstick on a pig strategy that doesn’t really work but that makes the corporation 10 billion dollars a year in sales….

That said…here she is in a bikini for their Swim collection…I like her awkwardness….and silly hair…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2013

21

Feb

Rosie Jones is Awesome for Page 3 of the Day

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A day is not complete unless I post a set of titty pics of some Glamour model…who is, despite popular belief, not an actual model, but some average at best looking girl with huge tits she’s willing to show off in front of a camera, which I guess in and of itself makes her an actual model, since she gets paid for this shit, but I just consider her a stripper using a different medium to pay the rent and get her great tits out there….and one of the more popular of these not real models who act like they are top models cuz of all the mail attention they get…is this Rosie Jones chick….and here she is for Page 3….in all her titty model glory….that you can’t help but love even if for the comedic aspect of all this…

There’s a video….if you want it….
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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

21

Feb

The Horrible Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics for DeJour Magazine of the Day

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It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the constant theme of the Kardashians…but the idiotic public buy into it….it is all our fault that such disgusting half naked pics of a bitch with the spawn of satan growin inside her disgusting body……and equally disgusting soul…has the option to exploit such nonsense…..she’s the worse..

Here’s the behind the scene video..

This shit makes me so mad…..she’s such a twat who talks like she’s Paris Hilton…and gets paid even though she’s already rich to start….the world is fucked.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

21

Feb

Joanne Beckham in the Worst Cleavage Pic of the Day

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This is David Beckham’s sister…wearing what I guess is one of Posh Spice’s dresses…..you know squeezing into the shit that is 12 sizes too small…busting out in all kinds of weird directions that remind me of the trailer park in the summer….cuz white trash strippers always dress like this….and you know if her brother wasn’t a billionaire….in some marriage that is almost considered royalty in the UK….she’d probably be sitting by pool at some by the hour motel trying to get a tan while drinking malt liquor mixed with cough syrup….

It’s safe to say David Beckham got the athleticism in the family….cuz these thighs don’t lie…and they are telling a horrible story of loving cake…

I’d still fuck her and accompany her to all her fancy and luxurious events her last name get her invited to….

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Posted in:Joanne Beckham

2013

21

Feb

Kate Uptons Fat Chick Tits Promote Shoes of the Day

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This campaign is so fucking appropriate because……FAT GIRLS LOVE SHOES!!!THEY FUCKING LOVE SHOES!!!!!! You see cuz Kate Upton, may not be a fat chick today, but that body is built for obesity and in time….when her metabolism slows down…you will all see what I’ve been saying since first seeing her saggy, hormones in the foot, sloppy tits and weird 40 year old mom hips….

In the event you were wondering….The reason fat girls love shoes is because it is the one thing on them that maintains a constant size…so if she’s a size 7 in college…she’ll likely be a size 7 at 40…..and when shopping for shoes she can get away with the “I’m the same size as I was 20 years ago”….which she cant do when trying on anything else…leaving out any depression that surrounds shopping…hence why fat chicks all have massive shoe collections…it is a fact….a fact as true as Kate Upton being a spokesperson for fat chicks everywhere….in this borderline erotic campaign..cuz luckily for her…she’s not a fat chick yet.

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