This Doutzen Kroes, despite her being married and having a kid, something we frown upon here at Stepfather, because having kids is disgusting on so many levels, and even being an half assed “not your real dad”…is bad enough….and that’s just on an emotional level and not on a vaginal level….and she’s looking like a lot of half naked fun…I am sure her black DJ boyfriend…loves makin’ this white girl twerk in all kinds of hip hop music video ways….and as gross as some of you racists find it…I personally like a big girl who can fit big things…like forearms inside her….that’s why one of my favorite role playing games is “Reverse” birth….
I find this girl erotic….or at least this photoshoot…not because it’s got spread pussy or even titties for fashion…but because it looks like an instagram filter…and I guess thanks to my INSTAGRAM ADDICTION ….you know…it’s the place I find girls to fuck and jerk off to girls I want to fuck….my brain recognizes grainy, 70s porn filters, as boner time….
My good friend over at some site that I cannot mention because it will lose his cool man credibility wrote me some hate mail…telling me to stop with the victoria’s secret and SI models…and focus on the real models out there…the Glamour Models…cuz they are the only ones who count…and in doing what I am told…here’s some Glamour Model…also known as a stripper who gave a lap dance to the right guy….cuz he worked at NUTS UK and his job is to find big tits willing to be exposed….her name is Kheena….and I guess that’s all the evidence we need of her seedy past….and here are her weird, yet big tits and sloppy body…I can see her cellulite on her belly…..cuz that’s usually what comes with big tits…in photoshoot…
This reminds me of those college girls from when I used to go to college parties…who would get “so drunk”….that they’d have to make out with each other aggressively….all because they loved the guys cheering them on and celebrating the idea that girls kiss each other…in a time when lesbians and gays were not mainstream or everywhere or trendy…but instead some forbidden thing that happened at slumber parties that we weren’t invited to….and I guess it makes sense that Sophie Turner would be doing that hustle for social media…since she is her her 30s and totally out of touch….but I’ll still post it…
Here is Miley acting all bratty and hollywood at the airport…..where she’s nice to her fans….as they talk nonsense with her…but where she ignores the paparazzi…and when they ask if she’s picked out a dress for her fake wedding…she says “ughhh fucking hell”….cuz I guess life’s hard being famous and a millionaire and keeping up the lie that is her fake marriage for the fans….because the whole lesbian porn addict slut is a bad look….and all I know is that if you ignore the sounds she makes…and her face…she’s lovely….and tight bodied…thank you Disney for your hormone therapy / Peter Pan treatment….
Here’s one of her twitter pics….cuz I like looking at her
Here’s some tits for fashion and it’s alright…I mean they got all these models on board for their shoot:
Natasha Poly by Maciek Kobielski
Iselin Steiro by Josh Olins
Anja Rubik by Karim Sadli
Joan Smalls by Collier Schorr
Karmen Pedaru by Lachlan Bailey
Liu Wen by Amy Troost
Mariacarla Boscono by Emma Summerton
Constance Jablonski by Roe Ethridge
Nadja Bender by Camilla Akrans
Malgosia Bela by Daniel Jackson
But only one of them pulled through with the nipple, making next to no sense, but I guess one, despite being the loneliest number, is sometimes enough…at least when it involves model nipples….cuz I like girls when they are skinny.
If you’re trying to get a girl to send you a spread pussy pic…do not ask her to send you a picture of her egg hole. It will turn her off and end the chances of getting a picture of her spread pussy…you see I put myself through these experiments to help you in your spread pussy pic seeking life…..
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Alessandra Ambrosio & Candice Swanepoel Posing in Lingerie For Michael Bay GO
Kate Upton Almost Froze To Death While Posing For This Picture GO
I am into Rihanna….not because she likes getting beat up by dudes…a story I think is bullshit…because everything in Hollywood is bullshit….but because I appreciate her prostitute morals and values…that have lead to her fully going mental thanks to fame…and fully exposing herself to the public for the person she thinks she is…but is too broken to realize is just broken….
Sure I am not into her enough to know when her nude music videos drop…I am a day late on this….but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to drink her dirty bath water….or even offer to give her a bath….with my tongue…or dick…showering her the only way I know how….the Kim Kardashian / R. Kelly way…but with more sperms….
This song’s too emotional….it is like it is speaking to my heart….Happy Valentines Day…in advance….
Her name is Michelle Jenneke….and you definitely remember her video….
As far as I’m concerned, she is no bikini model, and she looked better in that video…probably cuz she had a big old smile on her face and just looked like a good time…but as far as my life philosophy goes…I will look at any girl in a bikini…whether she’s a youtube sensation or not….because I am a pervert.
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