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2013

25

Jan

Eva Mendes for Some Russian Magazine of the Day

Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to shower her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits for TV….and now she’s forced to do photoshoots for Russian magazines…like she is Hasselhoff after his Knight Rider show….forced to be a popstar in germany….only with more billionaires per capita to bed her…she’s a babe….here are the pics.

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2013

25

Jan

Sam Bowden Takes Twitter Very Seriously of the Day

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Sam Bowden is some low level Glamour Model…who posts self shot pics of her fake tits to twitter and her fans rejoice…cuz seeing nipple scar implants is like heaven when it’s shot by the girl at her house in her bedroom at her own discretion and not for money, a photographer or even a magazine…but for the simple idea of showing her tits….maybe cuz those tits are barely hers….and like a guy with a fast car…she likes to show off her purchases…or maybe her dad never hugged her growing up….provided she has a dad….

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2013

25

Jan

Weird Masked Girl Fetish / Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Henrietta Hellberg in some weird bondage mask fetish shoot for some photographer….reminding us that fashion is weirder, more hardcore, more awkward than porn a lot of the times…only fashion gets corporate sponsorship cuz they draw the line at shitting in each other’s mouths…and even if they didn’t…they have the public so brainwashed into thinking what they do isn’t just shat out by idiots saying “how can we be obscure to keep up this lie”…and not actual “visionaries”…cuz the visionaries are all schizophrenic freaks institutionalized….or homeless…doing their masterpieces in feces on public bathroom walls….fashion…the billion dollar industry scam…

Either way, here’s this shoot – so obsccure….

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2013

25

Jan

Emmy Rossum Promo Stills for Beautiful Creatures of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is the worst….I only say that because she blocked me on twitter….but also because she’s a garbage actor who only gets work cuz she’s gets naked….and now that she’s been getting naked…she’s established a fan base…and is getting legit work…and it only took her 6 or 7 years of grinding before making it happen…

The moral of the story…don’t be scared to show your tits…cuz it can lead to a big movie deal….and if you need any advice just email them to me first…I’ll be more than happy to masturbate to them….

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2013

25

Jan

Agnes Nabuurs in her Panties for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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Agnes Nabuurs is some model who I didn’t bother looking up because I was too busy laughing at her name….because it makes me feel like I’m doing baby talk…or like I’m some immigrant store clerk or the Swedish chef trying to say no beers….but she’s in her panties for Vogue Netherlands….which I doubt is as prestigious as any other Vogue…but it’s still fashion erotica and that is my porn…all classy, misleading, filled with fake artistic direction and trickery to make money off smut…genius.

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2013

25

Jan

Some Springbreakers of the Day

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Springbreakers is gonna be ridiculous….unless we’ve seen the whole movie in the paparazzi pictures…cuz this shit is over fucking hyped…and better leave some excitement that’s been under wraps like a threeway between all these poptarts trying to not be poptarts by agreeing to do a Harmony Korine movie……I get that he’s probably ready for the mainstream after decades of being obscure and this may be his take on it…but I’m hoping he stays true to pervert weirdo with some fucking nudity…cuz seeing Selena Gomez get rammed…by anyone including but not limited to Vanessa Hudgens…is awesome.

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2013

25

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Fails in Terry’s Studio of the Day

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This Doutzen Kroes….lingerie model….shoot in Terry Richardson’s studio is a serious fucking let down…it’s like dude has a book with pics of girls laying eggs, or of him eating them out, or of him stomping on his own dick…you know edgy and exciting, even if obvious pics that made him who he is…but he gets a babe….who is willing to do all those things cuz she’s a puppet…and this is what comes of it….depressing.

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2013

25

Jan

India Reynolds Topless in Page 3 of the Day

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A day is not a day….without massive Glamour Model tits to stare at…at least that’s Page 3’s philosophy…they’ve been doing this set of tits in your daily newspaper for fucking decades and as far as I’m concerned it makes total sense…it brightens days and changes lives…

America would be a happier place if titties were everywhere…..from newspapers…to billboards…to workng to donut shop….shit just has a calming affect and makes our angry miserable lives seem not so bad…

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2013

25

Jan

Lady Gaga Looks Sad Cuz She Realizes She’s Lady Gaga of the Day

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Here are some depressing pics of Gaga…apparently she’s just realized she’s Lady Gaga….and that’s a fate worst then death….even with all the money and socially awkward, loser, reject fans…..once you get to the top…of what you always thought you wanted….it’s very clear in her face….that it’s doesn’t change the fact that she’s Lady Gaga….her emotional damage runs deep….

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2013

25

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Amazing stepGIRL is @DIMALAUREN ON INSTAGRAGM

There’s something pretty special…some may even call it substantial…when an amazing looking girl…like all our stepGIRLS…invite me into their bathroom to take pics of them showering….knowing that when I was in my 20s…girls like this weren’t ever down to let me stare at them naked…they were too busy hunting down rich husbands….and you know what…it feels like things are turning around…like all I wanted is coming true….but then again….I’m still drunk and sometimes…booze makes me happier than it makes me angry and ready to throw down…or maybe it’s just this babe….making everything feel like it’s ok….

Here are some morning LINKS….

Husband Gets Revenge on His Cheating Wife – VIDEO
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These Are the Boobs You Are Looking For
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Leanna Decker Needs More Attention From All Of Us
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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BREAKING: Halle Berry Dipped Her Bare Breast In Guacamole
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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I Don’t Care If Her Teeth Are Fucked Up, I’d Totally Bang Vanessa Paradis
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A Brief History of Accidental Nudity on Live Television
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Robotic Tail Makes it Easier Than Ever to Alienate Your Friends and Family
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Free Cam Show Sexiness For Your Friday (NSFW)
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# Sexy Friends Get Wild on the Web Chat (NSFW)
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Blonde Haired Madden is Sheer Perfection (NSFW)
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Doggie Doo Looks Like the Best Worst Game Ever!! – VIDEO
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