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2013

28

Jan

Celebrity Vagina at the Screen Actor Guild Awards of the DAy

A babe from the stepFORUM must have gone to the SAG Awards last night…with prime paparazzi front row access….cuz she’s put together a mega fucking post of all the celebrities in their overpriced dresses they wear for free…looking their best…which is surprisingly not all that good…because the more I leave my house…the more I realize that celebs aren’t the hottest out there…they are just the ones insecure enough to chase a dream of having people praise them since daddy never hugged them….and what better way to praise yourself than to organize an award show to celebrate yourself….in what is such a silly industry…I should infiltrate instead of posting pics of it….


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2013

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am trying this new thing with sexting….I have decided to hit the online dating sites and find really horny….really fat….really lonely girls…you know the kind of cat owner who has practically given up…but this is her last shot at love…especially with Valentine’s Day just around the corner….and I make them fall in love with me. I’m a charmer like that….but the fucking with the lonely and depressing and fat and alone part isn’t the funny part…the funny part is when I get them to come meet for sex and I get my wife to answer the door.

Sure I haven’t puled it off yet…but I’m planning it and that’s what matters…cuz all great things start with a plan….and all great days start with the morning hangover dump.


LOL Dog Video of the Day
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Jillian is a Fine Piece of Ass (NSFW)
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The Only Reason Why Photoshop Was Invented – PHOTO
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Drifting, How NOT to Do It – VIDEO
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Ashley Greenes Sweaty Camel Toe
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Hank Hill VERSUS Christian Rock – VIDEO
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Here’s a Clip From That Steve Jobs Movie
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Pictures of the Week
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Free Cam Shows, Let’s Ease Into the Week Together
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Nerdy Blonde With Great Tits (NSFW)
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Twitter’s New App, Vine, is Covered in Porn
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Sandy is Sexy by the Pool (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Text and Walk – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight’s amazing stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM ….

So, I got a text from a girl saying that a guy she works with looks just like me and that it’s so funny every time he walks by her…she thinks it is me….so I write back saying “you should totally have sex with him”….and she says “that’s fucking disgusting”….

I don’t know whether I should be offended….

So, I got this new approach with girls….I figure if they don’t want to fuck me, I’ll invite them places that will make them so horny, drunk, disoriented that they have to fuck me, but I’m not a creep and don’t want to mislead…so my pitch is “wanna go to the strippers then let me fist you”….so far every girls says no…but I like to think it’s cuz they aren’t the ones for me…and not cuz I have the wrong strategy….not to mention no girl likes to admit she can get fisted…even though every girl is capable of being fisted….it will work on Miss right….even though I’m married and supposed to have already found her…but turns out we all make horrible, life changing, miserable mistakes we live with cuz they pay the rent.

Here are some links….

This Week in Playmate Instagrams
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Nicole Kidman Was Humping Jimmy Kimmel and Here is the Video – VIDEO
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Nabilla Benattia Has Fun Shorts and Ass and Cameltoe
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Best Don’t Text and Walk
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Emma Stone Bra in Mag
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Ski Jump Fail
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LOL Dog Video of the Day
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New Facebook App Wants to Help You Bang your Friends, No Shit
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Taylor Swift’s Cleavage Is Back On Tour
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Kim Kardashian Offered Kris Humphries $10M To Go Away
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Your Weekly Dose of WTF
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College Cutie Has The Nicest Butt, Ever (11 Pics)
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Riley is the Tyoe of Girl I’d Like to Make My Wife (NSFW)
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WTF Photo for Friday Night
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Night Sexy (NSFW)
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Twitter Celebrates National #CleavageAppreciationDay
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Girls Night Turns Into a Fuckfest (NSFW)
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Celebrity Portraits Made Entirely of Candy (Photo Gallery)
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Taylor is a Busty Surfer Babe (NSFW)
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When Drunk Girls Go Wild (NSFW)
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Drunken Idiot
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Natalie Portman Modeling Lingerie
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Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs
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Reese Witherspoon Nipples in 1997
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Kitten Sits With Crossed Legs
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Oprah’s Got A Face Full Of Foreskins
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Rihanna’s COMPLETELY See Thru Dress Shows No Bra & Thong (NSFW)
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Ahhhhhh Marry Me Kate Winslet
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The Line Up for Coachella is Out and Here is Is
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The Druggiest Rock Stars of All Time
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Mia Has a Whole Bunch of GIFs and They Are All NSFW
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Gotta LOVE MILF Tits (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Hollywood Really Hates Math – VIDEO
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Claudia Romani is on the World’s Longest Vacation
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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HILARY SWANK CLEAVAGE
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Sleepless in Seattle Musical
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LeAnn Rimes in a Weird See Through Shirt
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Cute Dog Pulls Off Tricks
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If You Want it Done Right, Do It Yourself (NSFW)
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JLo Went Commando
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Jacky and Sharon Get It On (NSFW)
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Adventures Of A Pornhub Intern: Coked Up College Sex (NSFW)
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Shauna Sand Walking The Streets at Miami Beach Boardwalk
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Lesbian Sex Fantsy of the Day (NSFW)
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE NEVER GETS UP BEFORE YOU DO
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Brave Woman Teases Cheetah…..
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Claudia Romani is Awesome in a Bikini
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Celeb Portraits Made of Candy
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Hollywood Hates Math
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Nerdy BBW Gets Hammered
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3 Teens – 1 Dude
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Weird But Awesome Public Sex Clip
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Big Japanese Booobs
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Horrible UK MILF Gangbang
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Weird Amateur Spy Cam Clip
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Hot Amateur Girl Sex – With a Horrible Ending…
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The world’s hottest user-submitted girlfriend porn!
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

25

Jan

Rihanna’s Got a See Through Dress of the Day

Apparently these Rihanna see through pics are from the other day….I find that hard to believe…..because why would someone who has already made it be walking around in a sheer dress…I mean she doesn’t need the attention…unless of course she’s a broken girl who allies with guys who beat her…and who are rumored to have been teen prostitutes before makin’ it….and who identify sex with how fast they make a dude cum…

I’m posting them whether they are new or old…because they are perfect…even if her tits aren’t….


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2013

25

Jan

Random Miley Cyrus Bikini Pics of the DAy

If given the opportunity, I would eat Miley Cyrus’ pussy, even if I am a firm believer that she is far better in picture than she is in real life or video…because bratty Disney starlets who have been spoiled to shit and sucked up to by everyone including her parents cuz she was the bread winner since they age of 12….lead to really fucking high strung twats who are demanding, whining and just too much to handle…throw in her hick twang…and shit just gets worse…but pics of her fit little body from yesterday’s TMZ are perfect…

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2013

25

Jan

Barbara Palvin Nipple For Vogue Spain from 2012 of the Day

I have been writing about Barbara Palvin since she was 12…I was a first mover on this Hungarian model…and now everyone is following my lead…that was only a lead…cuz she did shoots for substantial magazines…giving me the opportunity to notice she existed before Justin Bieber did…cuz my life involves looking at pics of girls…rather than fucking groupies who throw panties at me on stage….while my mom masturbates in the corner with rolls of money she made by making me….

You see nothing much is worse that taking credit for something you have nothing to do with…except when it gets you laid…and sure posting these 2012 pics of Barbara Palvin nipples Justin Bieber was rumored to cum on….8 months before he came on them….won’t get me laid…but either does leaving the house….or paying girls…so who gives a fuck….

Here are the pics….


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2013

25

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Gold Bikini Video of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect…even if all you haters are out there hating on her average looking face…because who cares about her face…it’s good enough…and it comes with this perfectly toned when professionally lit and shot body…which is the only interaction I have with her body…making her pretty fucking perfect to me….so perfect that I have written her fucking love songs about eating her ass until it gets waterlogged…not taking a break even when she shits…not that she shits…you see cuz she’s perfect….and more importantly…in being perfect…she doesn’t eat…cuz she’s got perfection to maintain….don’t you people get it??/

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2013

25

Jan

Cara Delevingne is Babe for DKNY of the Day

Cara Delevingne is some young hot model….who I follow on instagram…and who ignores me on instagram….even when I write her beautiful prose that would get me published if I had any command of the English language…and if the publishing industry weren’t racist….devoting their immigrant retard budget to the cast of Jersey Shore…instead of to my romantic letters on instagram to Cara Delvingne….but this isn’t about me..or my sweet nothings I whisper over captions on social media…this is about a new model…who is doing a campaign for DKNY fully clothed…making you probably wonder why I’m posting it…without realizing…that following DKNY’s ready to wear collection and the campaign that goes along with it is one of my hobbies…along with masturbating…hookers and drinking until I shit blood….I like to keep things well rounded…I’m not a one trick pony…I got all kinds of tricks…equally disgusting that combined probably add up to 7/8ths of a trick….

This is my favorite post of the year….and possibly my new favorite model…

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2013

25

Jan

Lucy Mecklenburgh in Her Bikini of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is a UK Reality TV show star and I know what you’re thinking…why the fuck do you care about a UK Reality TV show star….and I don’t have the answer for you…I never have the answer…I just see the bikini or suspender bikini or whatever the fuck this is…and I post it…cuz what is a name, or a job, or really anything that identifies a girl….when the girl is half naked…you see who she is, how irrelevant she is just doesn’t fucking matter…what matters is her walking on the beach in a way that makes me want to hump her leg like I was a stray dog….

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2013

25

Jan

Ashley Tisdale and Her Twin of the Day


OMG there are 2 of her….it’s like her clone escaped the Disney labs where they created her and now they are out causing ruckus for the paparazzi…doing all those scandalous clone things….like showing up to each other’s appointments…going on each other’s dates…and fucking each other cuz it’s really not lesbianism but masturbation…..I mean unless this isn’t her clone…or twin….but just someone who got the same nose job….with all this playin’ god shit going on in the world…fake everything…it’s really hard to tell…but one thing is for certain…you’re gonna masturbate to this..

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