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2013

28

Jan

Ellen Hollman Naked for Spartacus of the Day

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You may remember Ellen Hollman as Maayke in Malcolm in the Middle….and Melinda Murray in Victorious….and Kate in True Love….and who the fuck cares she’s naked in Spartacus….which is a nice transition from G rated teen shit to R rated TV shit that’s essentially just soft core porn…it’s a litmus test of just how serious and willing a girl is to really make it….

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2013

28

Jan

Miley Gets Hot for Cosmo of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is in the latest Cosmo and she looks fucking awesome…but I may just be saying that because I think I love her…at least in pictures cuz unlike all you haters calling her a dyke with her dyke hair…I am a contemporary thinker who is down with the youth, their styles and the time in some finger on the pulse shit…and I also know first hand…thanks to alopecia and one of my first girlfriends that no one but me wanted thanks to alopecia…. that cumming on a girl with a bald head’s bald head is a glorious fucking experience,…even if in Miley’s case it’s just half of her head…

The reality is that even if she was dyking out or holding hands with another girl at the farmer’s market buying organ vegan food….wearing a prosthetic cock like she was Chaz Bono….I’d still be into this cuz she’s built exactly how I like em built….and when in picture we don’t have to deal with all her miserable and horrible flaws….miserable and horrible flaws I’d be more than happy to K-Fed.

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2013

28

Jan

Kate Moss Bush for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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I love Kate Moss….so I am so happy to see that unlike most 40 year old models…she’s still bringing it….and by it I mean her bush..to magazines….and I fucking love bush…under any and all circumstances…it is an essential accessory to the vagina….that girls have lost sight of….it is like a top hat…that makes the vagina a far classier experience…especially in Kate Moss’ case…she needs all the class she can get….even if I see her as an angel sent from heaven…that bush, despite being trimmed and shaved over the last 20 years….has seen some serious shit….those hair follicles are so well traveled and experienced…with some real questionable people….that I just want to know what they smell and taste like….partially for sexual reasons…but mainly for science…

All this to say….welcome back Kate Moss…even though as far as I’m concerned you never went away…

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2013

28

Jan

Cara Delevingne Titties for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a hot new model who I assume has been around for a while…but who is really making moves now….unless you consider being in Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, being the face of Burberry, H&M and walking fashion shows for major design houses making moves….which I don’t cuz making moves to me means showing her tits for magazines…I don’t care what ads this 20 year old has been in prior to today….I just care about seeing her tits today…even if tits aren’t that taboo or naughty or even worth freaking out over….I still am old school about this shit and love staring at em….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2013

28

Jan

Miranda Kerr Instagram’s a Bikini Pic of the Day

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I didn’t feel that one post on Miranda Kerr was enough today…so here she is in some bikini pics she posted to social media…cuz she’s a bikini model…and she does bikini far better than non bikini models…even when she’s doing it for free…or in what I like to call charity….like seeing a rockband perform at some dive bar…just in efforts to keep it real…in a “we don’t just do it for the money” kind of hustle…

I like to think that whenever I see a babe in a bikini who doesn’t have a modeling contract…when all drunk and bending over….totally giving me boners…I just can’t fully get into it cuz she’s not a professional…it’s like fucking a girl who isn’t a hooker….and expecting the same kind of performance….

Sure…some of the worst sex of my life have been with hookers…and some of the worst pics of babes in bikini has been brought to me by a corporation…but that exchange of money…makes it a more legit experience…

All this to say, I love Miranda Kerr in a bikini…but I love all girls in bikinis…you don’t need to get paid millions to make me jerk off to you….

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2013

28

Jan

Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day

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Rihanna posted this pic of her in Barbados in a one piece cuz I guess she likes to remind herself of her roots every chance she gets…I mean that’s gotta be why her instagram is a mix of pro shots, weird slutty shots, and quotes from the bible in a what the fuck is going on with this babe and why do I like how tormented her soul is….I figure from small town to global recognition makes a person lose their shit…and I figure that even though she’s got handlers maintaining her social media…every once in a while the crazy she that pops up is her doing…cuz social media managers aren’t into losing their jobs for leaking pics of a bitch spread eagled smoking weed…with hard nipples….

ALl this to say…fame is fun to watch sometimes.

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2013

28

Jan

Stella Hudgens Has No Pants on of the Day

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Stella Hudgens posted a pants off party pic to her social media…because like all girls…she’s craving attention…when always in the shadow of her older sister….getting perks from it and thinking it was cool….but beneath the surface knowing she had more to offer in this fame game…and at a young age already knows to start bringing it…cuz it’s only fair….you know in most homes the tweens fight over the car….in the Hudgens house they scramble on who can get the most naked for the most exposure on the internet…and you know what…I think their family is doin it right and everyone else with their morals and values…is doin’ it wrong…cuz I’m posting on this one…cuz nudity is awesome…even when it’s not fully gaping nude…she is just 17 you know…give her a few years before the gang bang porn happens..so that way you won’t get arrested watching it.

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2013

28

Jan

Kylie Minogue Gets Sexy For Australia Day of the Day

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It’s nice to see that cancer didn’t get Kylie Minogue down…unless it was just a publicity stunt to justify why her pop albums were awkward….seeing as she was in her 40s…pretending it was still the fucking locomotion….

When it doubt blame it on cancer…I mean it’s something I’ve been doing for years in efforts to get free meals at restaurants….free movies…and free trips to Disneyland….

But cancer or not…she’s a survivor…and more importantly a patriotic as she’s doing her country like it was a record exec in the 80s before she got her first deal….rocking this Australia flag in her Australia Day pics….like it was a cumshot….

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2013

28

Jan

Miranda Kerr is Amazing in February’s Jalouse of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is fantastic….on all fronts except maybe her personal life…I mean she didn’t have to marry and get knocked up when she was in her prime…even if she had nannies to handle the kid and a metabolism that would allow her to bounce back from the kid…cuz it is easier when you are younger…or even if at the time her career could have gone either way and a young millionaire actor from the same town as her was a good option for a retirement plan….even if no one remembers who Orlando Bloom is but this wide faced beauty has taken over the world…but ultimately…none of that matters when we’re looking at her photoshoot pics….

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2013

28

Jan

Christina Milian Shows Nipple in her Bathing Suit of the Day

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I guess Christina Milian’s nipple is numb from all that breast feeding…cuz it’s pokin out of her bathing suit….you know since she’s a fucking mom…a title that unlike “slut”, “coke whore”,”barely legal”…..isn’t at all exciting, or erotic….if anything, it is disgusting and the only thing it makes me think of is that she wasn’t showing her nipples in her 20s…when she was supposed to…except to famous rappers who she let cum inside her….but I am easy to please and still willing to look…cuz it really isn’t all that bad…even if it could have been so different.

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