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2013

15

Jan

Lena Katina from T.A.T.U. in Maxim Russia of the Day

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Lena Katina was part of the Russian super-group T.A.T.U…that you may remember from this video:

I thought they were a gang of Lesbians celebrating the fact that they were barely affected by communism cuz they are too young to remember the bread lines…and experienced crazy level of freedom as everyone lost their shit as the iron curtain fell and they were only 3 years old…

I woulda liked the story better with more escaping, sex trade, sleaze, murder and deception….but you know what…her massive tits…that may or may not be lesbian….for Maxim Russia…kinda make it all okay…

I wonder if I was breast fed as a child…cuz this tit obsession is unnatural.

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2013

15

Jan

Mariana Braga Hot for GQ Italy of the Day

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Mariana Braga is some model…showing some tits…that she’s shown before….in this ad camapign…

But today…today she’s re-invented herself…She’s done a complete 180….totally changing out her strategy a year and a half later…cuz that who showing her tits in an ad got her no where….so now she’s showing her tit…in a totally different light….by showing her tits in GQ Italy photoshoot and it is lovely…

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2013

15

Jan

Paulina Gretzky’s Doing the Bikini Thing of the Day

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Paulina Gretzky attention seeking trust fund girl who was raised by a dad who grew up bore and a mom who’s a gold digger…leading to her flawed personality…depending who you ask….that craves male attention through half naked posing…fake tits…fake hair…fake everything…looking like a little Paris Hilton tart…ready to fuck on camera the first chance she gets….as long as it promises her a reality show…that she will end up getting regardless cuz she’s an LA rich kid and people love that shit….also known as my favorite kind of personality…because without girls like this I am nothing…

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2013

15

Jan

Belen Rodriguez Upskirt of the Day

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Belen Rodriguez is some Showgirl who lives in Italy and who is showing her snatch to the paparazzi with a little vagina definition…..shaved lip….and panties without pee stains….period stains….

She’s had a SEX TAPE …so you know she’s top tier…and quality…with self respect….not trying to be famous or get noticed the lowest level way possible….which happens to be the best way possible….and also my favorite way possible….

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2013

15

Jan

Kelly O’Sullivan & Hazel Donegan for Zoo of the Day

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In a future not so far away…every girl with a vagina and some tits…will be a Glamour model…because it seems to be the strategy of many girls with vagina and tits….who look like they probably dropped out of high school or college to become a stripper or cocktail waitress…because Glamour Modeling puts them on the international forum…I mean look at these two no names today….thanks to Zoo they are on internationally reknowned…world dominating….internet dance party Drunkenstepfather.com….LUCKY LUCKY….looks like their life of being some haggard wal mart clerk who was once a babe and now a mom of 4 half black kids….is a destiny that was…making moves and changing the course of their otherwise depressing lives..>GOOOD JOB GIRLS…and by girls I mean….tits..

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2013

15

Jan

Sarah Fisher Modeling Bikinis for Miss Jackson Swimwear of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Sarah Fisher and either have you – but it turns out she’s an aspiring singer who was on some Canadian garbage called Degrassi, that you shouldn’t watch no matter how perverted you are…according to her bio she’s sang at retirement homes and funerals…which I read as “She will fuck you if you do a post on her”….so I am doing a post on her….

Turns out that she’s also a model….WHAT CAN’T SHE DO…..and these are some outtakes of her doing some bikini modeling for some no name bikini line…that thanks to my hard work may get her work with real brands….

That’s just the power of the stepfather.

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2013

15

Jan

Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts Outtakes of the Day

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Glamour Model, a job title these girls gave themselves because it sounded better on a mortgage application and car lease and bank loan form than “I show my tits for money in magazines”….Rosie Jones…is in NUTS UK again…because they own her….or at least a percentage of her…cuz you know they aren’t makinbg a celebrity out of her tits for free…but what does that really matter….what matters is that they dig through the piles of attention seeking, daddy issue, busty girls and find the gold…cuz let’s face it…this Rosie Jones character…is gold…or at least in terms of girls who show her tits for money in magazines…..cuz I’m sure there are many hotter girls with a stronger moral foundation….who you may not want to jerk off to her tits in magazines….but you may want to impregnate and bring to your overbearing mother….or many hotter girls that cater more to my needs and live in a ditch and suck dick for 5 dollars…this one’s just too damn fancy.

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2013

15

Jan

Weirdest Viral Video in the History of Viral Videos of the Day

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The other day I tweeted “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve inserted in your vagina”….because it fascinates me that weird things have been inserted in vaginas everywhere…this video proves it.

It was sent in from one of my facebook homies who’s girlfriend I have masturabted to, thanks to those killer vacation pics….and I guess it was his way of thanking me….

It is of a girl inserting a whole chicken in her vagina at a grocery store to steal it….in what is one of the weirder viral stunts I have ever seen….

There’s no way to prove if this was a porn shoot, or fact, or just a couple guys with a genius idea and a girl with a vagina big enough and willing enough to put it to work…

I’d say I hope she doesn’t get Salmonela, but I think it’s safe to say that’s the least of her concerns, if she’s willing to do this kind of thing, I’m sure far worse has been inserted.

It’s the poultry version of soaking your tampon in vodka…It’s funny.

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2013

15

Jan

Irina Shayk Doing Some Bikini Body Hustle of the Day

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Irina Shayk is the loveliest and most strategic mail order bride ever to live…her mail order bride agency sold her to the right homosexual looking for a hot as fuck body to cover up that homosexuality…since Spain and other European countries…despite producing some of the biggest queers in tight pants who kiss each other…homophobes in the world….something I’ll never quite understand…it’s like dude you’re in a thong bikini on the beach wrestling your oiled up buddy…yet you still gay bash…what the fuck….

I’m sure she’s got some serious contracts signed, that she sold her soul to the devil and that it’s all worth it…cuz now she’s a cover girl….

Here’s the paparazzi video:

What a serious fucking body…

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2013

15

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day

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The other day I did a post on Miley Cyrus Puppy Erotica because seeing a young girl with such a deep love for a puppy is the cutest thing ever….and I like to take cute things….chew them up and shit them out….by suggesting they are anything but innocent fun….it’s my thing…not to mention…you’re all a gang of perverts…and jerking off to a girl and her puppy is hardly the weirdest thing you’ve ever fucking done….

So I felt it was only natural to take two of my favorite things…things that remind me I have a soul….puppies…and Candice Swanepoel’s crotch…the crotch I would commit to for eternity…even though we already are commited….her crotch just doesn’t know it yet….

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