2013
14
Jan
Here’s a really hysterical Police Chase video…that I had no choice but to post…because it’s just so random and crazy….spoiler alert…the car drives by the dude recording its house….which I guess is a funny coincidence…if you believe in coincidences…which I don’t…I think everything is set up and planned by government officials…like we live on the Truman Show.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2013
14
Jan
Complex is releasing 7 different covers for the Feb/March issue….of Rihanna….
Some may call that overkill, because what magazine needs 7 covers in one issue…I mean how can the magazine racks support that….while others may be asking…”do magazine rackes still exist”….I guess when they are as awesome as Complex they do…and here they are showing us what makes a magazine a fucking magazine…but I could just be overly excited cuz I can see her nipples…but I may just think she’s lovely cuz she’s sympathizes with her abuser…and that’s the best kind of girl…one who learned her fucking lesson…I’m joking…
I am not that I am convinced she was even abused…because if she was…Chris Brown woulda been blacklisted and Rihanna would never be seen with him no matter how damaged or in love she was…
Either way, she’s a bad influence on her teen fans…and that’s all that really matters.
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Posted in:Rihanna
2013
14
Jan
Nicole Neal looks fucking hot in this Front UK shoot…and I normally don’t respond well to Glamour models cuz I like my low level nude models to be actually low level and not confused for being models…you know the kind of girl you can trick into shooting a porn or a masturbation video cuz all she wants is male attention…and not the kind of girl who is getting that male attention….you know all jacked up on ego…but this shoot…for some reason…inspires me to want to fuck her…and that’s a good fucking thing for a photoshoot to do….
Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW
2013
14
Jan
Miranda Kerr was the only girl worth paying attnetion to at the Golden Globes
I watched the Golden Globes…because I wasn’t invited again this year…thank god….in fact I live tweeted them while forcing myself to stay awake for boring staged speeches, staged nominess, an overall event that doesn’t matter….where people with the silliest of jobs, part of an old boys club, who produce relative uncreative bullshit to make stupid fucking money, tell each other how good and how brace and how amazing they are…when movies don’t fucking matter….it was on some masturbatory kick…they only funny thing was Sasha Baron Cohen…because he’s a genius….the frat boys would have probably liked Will Ferrell’s bit….and the tits were really few and far between….
I tweeted so hard, twitter turned off my account and said “come back tomorrow”….
Jodie Foster had a long winded lesbian speech about being a lesbian with obvious mental issues that therapy hasn’t hashed out but has made worse….not to mention her kids look like creepy lesbian raised horror movie creatures…
Highlights include:
Mel Gibson looking like a stroked out jew hater…
Glenn Close pretending to be drunk…the theme of the night…like a shitty high school party…
Tommy Lee Jones not laughing at Will Ferrell cuz it wasn’t funny and there was no end in sight for a joke that just kept repeating itself …
Quentin Tarantino and P.T. Anderson – two greats from the 90s who do this shit for a living lost to the guy from Mallrats….and although I never saw Argo…I can say that would make me angry, you know showing the world just how easy a gig directing a hit is…
I’m not a hater…shit’s just boring….even when they threw some mystery my way with that Lena Dunham chick….who won twice and who has absolutely no business being on TV, but who clearly wanted to make herself famous and do whatever it takes to be on TV….she is built like Rosie O’Donnell, her show is apparently about anal sex, and the idea of her having anal sex makes me fucking sick….she is someone I wouldn’t want to even think about fucking, but yet she has a show about her fucking….like that would ever happen in any situation that didn’t involve her being the writer/producer and star of her own show….cuz girls like that…usually are forever alone….
It’s just another example that the world is turning into a bad SNL skit….The hosts putting fake nominees in different categories offended me….. Old Hollywood Glam has became a flash in a pan viral video…staring freaks and fucking geeks…who should be working the check out line….not getting 4,000,000 dollar book deals, movie deals and now Award Winning TV Shows…
We’re all fucking doomed….
Posted in:Golden Globes
2013
14
Jan
I think I may be jaded….because I don’t find this picture hot at all…if anything I find it boring and a cheap attempt for a movie that has been all about cheap attempts to get noticed…from hiring a paparazzi to be on set to leak every bikini pic…to putting out various posters as reminders….to casting Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens to be the bikini asses in the shit…even if their bikini bodies are average at best….making the whole thing already played out but cuffed girls bending over…even if you’ve seen it before….are never really a waste of time….so I should stop hating and start staring even if the only one that’s fun is the one grabbing her ass while the others have their hands in the way….
Posted in:Selena Gomez|Vanessa Hudgens
2013
14
Jan
Jessica Alba is in a recent issue of InStyle where she’s not doing anything particularly sexy…I mean she’s posing with kids toys, which unless you’re the fucking sexy nanny I am coming home to fuck while my wife is at the hair salon, I’m not entirely interested…cuz eating a pussy that I know a baby was shat out of more than once…kinda makes me fucking sick…the whole alien parasite nesting shit I just can’t wrap my mind around because I’m either autistic or because I don’t want to believe or accept that’s how we are made….but I am willing to accept that Alba still has sex appeal…only more mature…bringing out fantasy of a wife you’d want to break down year after year…ignoring her after she threw away her dreams to be with you and have your family..who doesn’t know she’s this hot….cuz you don’t show her appreciation…and who just constantly seeks your approval not knowing millions of better dudes would treat her like a queen…but her focus, like all girls is micro….and that makes her totally devoted to you cuz you are her everything….leading to better blow jobs…true story.
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2013
14
Jan
I saw this picture last night but was too battered from all the tweeting…coupled with the fact that I don’t give a fuck about Lady Gaga and I don’t really think the rest of the world, other than her gang of loyal freaks, care….you see cuz everything she does is for attention…a bullshit, fabricated cry for attention, tricking the retards into thinking she’s a visionary or an artist…when it’s pretty obvious and straight forward that she’s just a fucking puppet….doing fucking puppet bullshit to get noticed….that said…I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz split pants on any fat ass in a room full of 10,000 people….is kinda funny…even if this clown worked it into her nonsense juggling act!
I’m too lazy to look for the video – someone send it to me.
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2013
14
Jan
I got fan mail:
Whoever wrote that article is obviously a sad pathetic angry virgin with absolutely no taste in music whatsoever, cos Avril Lavigne is one of the rare music artists these days that’s actually, you know, good! Writes her own lyrics, they’re meaningful, make sense and you can actually understand them, she plays multiple instruments, always sings live, so yeah go to hell you spiteful cunt, I bet you jerk off to that picture on a daily basis you pathetic freak
I guess this was more Avril Lavigne fan mail…and that in and of itself is some creepy fucking shit….real creepy fucking shit
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
13
Jan
The most irritating thing about the Golden Globes is when the blogs write shit like “the best globes at the golden globes”…or “look at her golden globes at the golden globes”….it is obvious…lacks creativity…is not funny…and if anything…it offends me….
I mean that and that Tina Fey chick hosting it with her awkward girl humor…
The least irritating thing about the golden globes all the big titties I avoid calling Golden Globes so that I’m not like everyone else…
Here’s Sofia Vergara feeding her Tits after midnight in preparation for the Golden Globes cuz we have big expectations for these tits…since they are the reason she’s even going to the Golden Globes….and as much as I don’t like watching girls eat….some girls gain weight in the right spots….and that makes it perfectly ok…
I am not committing to watching to Golden Globes cuz I hate that award shit…you know celebrating our industry ourselves…..It’s masturbatory and I prefer my masturbation videos to have pussy in them….
But I will say…I may…. TWEET IT cuz twitter is my friend….
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
2013
12
Jan
Emily Ratajkowski is the future of everything…and by everything I mean my heart…because she makes me believe in love…you know that it actually exists…and that there is a soul mate out there for everyone…who you can never get bored of…so long as you both may live….because she’s got the hottest body around and she shows it off nude modeling in all kinds of obscure low level shoots…all while making a name for herself…even though as far as I’m concerned she’s already famous..she’s the top of the charts….but more importantly she’s perfect….the only imperfect thing in this instagram pic she just posted is that her friend’s hands are not my mouth…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski
