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2013

11

Jan

You Really Find Kate Upton a Babe? of the Day

It amazes me that Kate Upton is taken seriously in the model world….every single time I look at her pics…I see lies the media is feeding me…I mean she doesn’t even have a nice face…it’s almost bloated and fucking retard looking…..and she sure as hell doesn’t have a nice body…she’s just tall so her 160 lbs of her seems lean…she’s also just 19 and her metabolism hasn’t shut the fuck down yet…but I see a Rosie O’Donnell in her everytime I look at her…and not in a Rosie O’Donnell is a dyke a fucks young bitches kind of way…in a her pantsize will be the fucking same….seriously people…consider this a protest…like I’m PETA and she’s a slaughterhouse or fur….stop caring about her tits enough to make her millions…when there are so many tits out there who actually deserve millions…send her back to the barn she came from….

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2013

11

Jan

Kate Moss and Daria Werbowy for Versace of the Day

If you get passed how homo this is, you will see some Xena Warrior princess fantasy shit for your nerd ass, staring two amazing models who I love in an ad campaign for a skeleton zombie woman I love….it’s all fucking futuristic fantasy weirdness…that reminds me a bit of a double penetration scene I recently saw in a porn…where the dude begged the pornstar to put both dicks in her mouth at the same time….it is as romantic and bi-sexual like that…but I am still posting it cuz Kate Moss’s vagina is the temple in which I worship….my kind of religious experience filled with stale rockstar semen, some cigarettes, a few pieces of afterbirth, and a whole lot of soul…she’s the best there ever was.

Posted in:Daria Werbowy|Kate Moss

2013

11

Jan

Sabine Jemeljanova For Loaded Magazine of the Day

Sabine Jemeljanova is lovely, classy girl with a bright future ahead of her…I hear she’s in her final year of her Doctorate…and that she plans on changing the fucking world….to make it a better place…and that she’s just using this nude modeling shit….to make the masturbation fantasies of a bunch of UK old pervs who still buy magazines….a better place….to finance her education…and thus her career…for a better tomorrow…and by doctorate…I mean high school drop out who realized “shit, I have tits, and they make me money, fun, where’s the VIP room?”….cuz these Glamour models are nothing more than strippers…and that’s what I like about them…what I don’t like about them is that they don’t dive into porn and fuck on camera…cuz they think they are above it…when really…they are doing exactly the same fucking thing as pornstars….fame the easy way…

Who cares, look at her tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jemeljanova

2013

11

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Life may not be exciting, but getting a babe with a rocking, round, full, amazing ass, to strip down and put on a pair of TOUCHSCREEN GLOVES that a sent me because they know I can’t afford heating, and that social media is my bitch, and that I use an iPhone….and rock park benches harder than a homeless man…just to get out of the house…

Reminding all of us that shit…it’s not so bad being a charity case….it keeps me warm on these cold winter nights….nestled up to hot young ass….

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Now THAT’S How You Move Into a New Apartment
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Well, I Guess That’s One Way to Get the Ladies
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Demi Moore is Out Of Her Damn Mind
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Belgium Girl Teaches Cow To Jump Hurdle. Wait, What?
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AJ McCarron Threw A Hissy Fit Because Everyone’s Talking About His Hot Girlfriend Instead of Football
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Elena Santarelli is an Italian with Just the Right Amount of Spice
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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS COMING IN MAY!!!
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We Tumblforya: Sophisticated Swagger
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Morning Sexy, Awwwww Yeaaaaa
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Porn Bloopers – a Compilation – VIDEO (NSFW)
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20 of the Most Ridiculous Vintage Advertisements
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Krystal is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Anything Will Ferral Related Will Make Your Morning Better – VIDEO
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2013

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t meet girls off the internet…but I do encourage them to send me nudes…in both picture of video form….and with this is the dawn of a new movement….


#TWERK4STEPPFATHER

These giggling amazing creatures are from Virgina…and I hear Virgina is for lovers…inspiring me to get off this soiled couch to hitchhike my way down there to experience it first hand….unfortunately, I am lazy and impotent…past my prime…but I don’t mind sending a stand in to represent me….

So I am taking applications….just send in pics of you in a wrestling mask….and the best man will be sent….and until then…


#TWERK4STEPPFATHER

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Largest Videogame Collection
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Emma Watson Does People’s Choice
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Jessica Alba’s Instyle Cover Sucks
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Moving Like a Boss
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The 10 Hottest Fake Redheads in Hollywood
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Vida Guerra’s Ass Is Still Out of Hand
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Taylor Swift is Open For Business
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This Nerdy Girl Will Be Loved By Star Wars Fans (NSFW)
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Jordan Carver is Always Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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WATCH: Taiwanese Animation Nails the Kimmel, Leno, Letterman Late Night War
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Lesbian Teen Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Honors, Snubs & Hilarity -Watch Oscars Nomination Announcements LIVE VIDEO
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Will Ferrell’s Knife Guys….
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Jamie Chung Leggy
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How to Use An Asian Squat Toilet
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Belgian Girls Cow Jump
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More Keeley Hazell Topless Outtakes from 2006 (NSFW)
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Model Hana Nitsche is Nude (NSFW)
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This Slutty Teen is Playing With Vegatables (NSFW)
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Adam Levine’s Ex Anne Vyalitsyna’s Seethru Bra (NSFW)
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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And Here’s a Little Bit of Olivia Munn
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The Greatest Guilty Pleasure Movies
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Natalia Starr is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Looking Good Sweethearts (NSFW)
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WTF Signs – A Gallery
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Bikini Pre-Judging Callouts
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Robot Plays Heavy Metal
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Simon Cowell is Rich and This is the Chick Her Gets to Bang
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Admit It, Sometimes You Love Chubbys (NSFW)
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Emma Glover Will Rock Your World With Her Hotness (32 Pics)
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Drugs Are Bad M’Kay? Woman Popped For Burglary Admits To Also Stashing Syringes Full Of Smack In Her Vajayjay
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Some Lily White is Fine By Me (NSFW)
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Naked Pics Of A Buckwild Reality Show Hoe? Yes Or No?? (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima Hits The Runway @ Dosso Dossi Fashion Show 2013
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Kitten Vs Pug
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Tiffany Lawrence and Jessica VerSteeg in FHM
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UFC Fighter Vs Eggs
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She’s Riding a Dildo on Cam and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Tom Cruise’s Presidential Dreams and Saluting Dogs. Wait, What?
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Emma Stone’s Bra On The Cover Of W Magazine
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Crazy Japanese Back Cracking
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Kitten Squeezes into Hamster Ball
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Vida Guerra’s Ass in Tights…Ridiculous….
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Katie Holmes Boring Fucking Ads
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The Camwhore Awards
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Cock Greedy Babe
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Painful 1st Time Anal
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Hot Asian Masturbates
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This Massive Mom is Disgusting and I Gagged Twice Watching Her
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Champagne Enema – Classy
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Fun Lesbian Sex
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Big Spanish Amateur
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Busty Vanessa Blue
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Homemade Facials Compilation
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Melissa Ashley Hose in Leotards
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

10

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Hot Nude Shoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski hates me and rejects all my offers to marry her and show her a good life in my one room basement apartment with no heat….that I share with my obese wife….

I was willing to share my everything with her….even my last bottle of bourbon….while we sit in the cold…singing love songs and gazing into each other’s eyes…as my obese wife snores and struggles to breathe with her apnea…

Unfortunately for me, she was having none of that…but that just means I need to put in more work…to make her a believer…because true love like this is not something you let slip away…it is something you slip inside and snuggle up next to….

That said, love and romance aside, she is the future, she is what Kate Upton was supposed to be….a natural and amazing body….that people should be celebrating…cuz it deserves to be celebrated….especially since beneath that lovely skin….and phyical perfection

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2013

10

Jan

Miley Cyrus 2013 Puppy Erotica for my Miley & Puppy Fetish of the Day

Miley Cyrus is porn to me…because I don’t need to listen to her wonky spoiled brat face talk…but instead I get to stare at her tight little 20 year old body…which is really something I like to stare at…in a world filled with fat dumpy slobs…it is important to celebrate the young and the rich….in ways that degrade them just a little….and that inspire fantasies of K-Fedding them for a better tomorrow…she’s awesome…

She’s so awesome, that she has single handedly created a new fetish on social media, one that I’ve never really got into before she got involved in it, because it features two of my favorite things…puppies and Miley….

So, like the good creep I am, I decided to compile all her 2013 pics of her posing with puppies…for you creeps who are equally perverted as me…which we all know is pretty fucking likely…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

10

Jan

Rihanna’s Got Some Coconuts of the Day


Rihanna is in Jamaica…don’t some typical islander thing…in what I like to think represent what her life should have been…you know like if this was a movie…where they show you how life would have been different if something major…like being born…never happened….you know if the record deal fell through the fucking cracks and she got sent home on cruise ship’s ghetto section like Leonardo DiCaprio…forcing her to spend her life sucking local photographer dick…hoping to get a gig as a resort’s house band…leading to getting cast in their catalog brochure….doing just this….but unfortunately…life worked out differently for Rihanna and this shit…is just her on vacation…showing some titty…living life like she’s in paradise…cuz her life is fucking paradise….lottery winning…not a worry in the world…paradise…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

10

Jan

Stephanie Seymour’s Doing Some Modeling of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is not as disgusting as you’d expect some washed up groupie who banged a lot of rockstars in the early 90s, before having a bunch of kids and failed marriages…that you can assume involved a whole lot of drugs and self destruction…..leading to her recent revival….where she rebuilt herself from the ground up with the help of her plastic surgeon…and you know what….I’m glad she did cuz aging gracefully is hard to jerk off to but this Stephanie Seymour….is lovely…

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2013

10

Jan

Vida Guerra’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

Vida Guerra was famous in the 90s for being a big round ass that FHM exploited as hard as they could in an era where J.Lo made 100,000,000 dollars for virtually the same reason….you know the latin hearthrob bullshit that shoulda never happened….but did happen…and with most hispanics is still happening…cuz round ass is great…but more importantly because they are a loyal people…

Her ass, despite taking up serious fitness, as you can see in this picture for twitter of her 6 pack….

Is still ridiculous…..but not as ridiculous as the fact that I am doing a post on her.


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