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2013

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

OMG! It’s the motherfucking morning links….the most exciting time of the day…at least according to me…because it means I didn’t die on my own vomit thanks to alcohol poisoning…unfortunately…I am not joking….not that I am ashamed of my drinking…since my drinking is the foundation of my castle of dog shit…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Dolphin Stampede
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Kitten Versus Pug – VIDEO
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Hi-5 Fails in GIF Format (5 Pics)
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SURPRISE! Someone Is Accusing Lindsay Lohan Of Stealing Elizabeth Taylor’s Bracelet
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Robot Band is Playing Heavy Metal, Whaaaaaat – VIDEO
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Some Super Sexy Irina Shayk Photos, You’re Welcome
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American Foreign Exchange Student (NSFW)
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Katie Holmes is Hawking Some Shit or Another
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Naomi Watts Captured in Striking Shoot for Vogue Australia
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Thursday (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Gets Sexy on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Stripper Who Fell Off Balcony in Lap Dance Mishap DIES
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Mis Presley is Super Sexy and You Will Love Her (NSFW)
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Celebrities Are Reading Mean Tweets Once Again – VIDEO
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Led Zepplon X The Beatles Mash Up
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2013

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The #lipstick4stepfather movement is still going strong….this is what the hangover, leftover, mess of it looks like after the fact….like the day after banging a strange chick with a condom…fells so good when you’d doing it…but the next 6-8 weeks fucking suck…unless you’re like me and don’t give a fuck…

….too bad so sad…

get up on it….

#lipstick4stepfather

here are some stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Threatens To Sue Her Mom If She Keeps Saying He Raped Her
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Kellen Lutz is Bending Over His New Girlfriend
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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
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LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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The Original Grumpy Cat
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Katie Holmes is not an Alien
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Rides Girl: Miss J Ayala
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Renee Olstead is Looking Good
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Selena Gomez is Really Single This Time, Wore a Sparkly Romper
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Let Us Salute the Sexiest of Sexy Bras (NSFW)
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Rosalee is he Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Trust Me When I Say You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough of These Babes (NSFW)xd
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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WATCH: The Al Roker Pooping Pants Remix Jam
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This Girl is Getting Quite Nasty With a Hot Dog (NSFW)
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Funny Invisible Driver Prank
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Emma Stone at the Gangster Squad Premiere
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All he Wanted for Xmas was a Bar of Soap
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Courtney Cox Got WAY to Much Work Done and It’s Showing, Jesus – VIDEO
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Model Hana Nitsche is Nude
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This Chick Set Her Ass on Fire, Literally
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Gina Carono is Definitely Looking Bangable
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Jennifer Aniston Destroys Jimmy Kimmel’s Set (VIDEO)
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Free Cam Shows, You Know What to Do (NSFW)
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The Best TV Shows of 2012
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Rinley and Lola Are Our Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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BURKA BABES’ BOOBS AND BUTTS (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Invisible Driver Prank Brings the LOLS – VIDEO
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Kat Upton is Looking Good in Elle France
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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The American Idol Judges Look Like Freaks
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Gisele Sucks Her Finger for Terry Richardson
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Belgian Cow Jumps Hurdles
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Armbar Surprise Finish
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Caroline Francishino in a Bikini
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WHEN CRANES TOPPLE OVER – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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If You’re Not A Fan Of Blondes, Check Out This Post, And Please Reconsider Your Bias (28 Pics)
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FINALLY! Federal Judge Rules Against Shady NYPD “Stop And Frisk” Policy That Violated The Rights Of Blacks And Latinos!
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Janessa and Alex Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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100 Worst Pickup Lines All Used One After Another
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Miranda Kerr is Still a Hot Mom
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This Babe Has Tits Like Rockets, Wow! (NSFW)
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Penelope Cruz in Red
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Carcals Can Jump
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Pam Anderson Looks Like Shit
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James Franco and Ashley Benson Mock Bieber
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Heidi Klum is So Slutty
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Champagne Enema – Classy
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Fun Lesbian Sex
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Big Spanish Amateur
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Busty Vanessa Blue
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Homemade Facials Compilation
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Melissa Ashley Hose in Leotards
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2013

09

Jan

Beyonce’s Amazing February GQ Cover of the Day

Apparently Beyonce is on the cover of February’s GQ and one of the staffers at GQ leaked the shit…but not only did he leak it….he shot it from the best possible angle to give her serious fucking booty…in what almost looks like a racist cartoon of a black girl….from the 1920s…..and whenever I look at it…I laugh…it’s pantsless but as erotic as an Aunt Jamimina box….and remember boys and girls..this is the internet..nothing is every leaked…it’s all fucking strategy….but that doesn’t mean it isn’t hysterical…true story….

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2013

09

Jan

Cindy Crawford Gives Me Boners of the Day

I wonder if I will ever get over the time Cindy Crawford and I exchanged glances, and like a scene from a movie…the world stopped for a second as the sound of angels singing filled my ears and a sparkle shined off her smile and eyes….in what was the closest thing I’ve felt to God…and I went into that union of our souls…not giving a fuck about her…I was always into the one who ended up with David Copperfield…but this babe just sucked me in…all 50 year old mom and all…

So seeing her back on the model scene…posing and looking at the camera like she’s calling my name to find her and hard cuddle her…you know shower her with love…and fill her menopause up with my seed….is glorious….here are the pics.

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2013

09

Jan

Jeisa Chiminazzo Hot for La Perla Lingerie of the Day

Jeisa Chiminazzo is some major model who started prostituting herself for fashion when she was 13….because something all these Flordia Sex Offenders haven’t learned is that if you tell a girl you’re recruiting her as a model…instead of just taking pics of her showering..you won’t get arrested…in some double standard shit…when both are equally creepy as fuck…

Either way, she’s not 13 anymore….she’s from Brazil, she’s 27, she’s been in SI, she’s walked for Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s the tits and ass for La Perla….a lingerie company that’s a little sexier than it’s evil corporate counterpart…or at least sexier in their catalog shots…and she’s perfect…

I would totally sing her love songs outside her bedroom window to make her know I care…if I knew where her bedroom window was…but more importantly…if I wasn’t lazy as fuck….no girl is good enough to get me off this here couch….Here are the pics…

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2013

09

Jan

Alice Goodwin Topless for Zoo of the Day

Alice Goodwin is a Glamour model who is so fucking important that she’s got her own wikipedia page…a wikipedia page that reads like a short novel of accomplishments…you know one her uneducated ass could probably understand if it was in front of her…and she could see past her tits…a problem all girls should have when it comes to reading…or really doing anything…”Sorry sir, by tits are in the way, I can’t do my homework, but I can show you my dance moves”…..cuz ultimately, she’s accomplished nothing but nude pics in a bunch of UK magazines….which I guess is more than I can say for myself…and not to mention taking your shirt off is the easiest kind of work…I do it for free at least once a month on shower day and I’ll tell you if I was offered 100 dollars an hour to do it…I would…so I guess in a lot of ways…me and this Alice Goodwin are the fucking same…..

Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW

2013

09

Jan

Danielle Sharp Does the Topless 360

Danielle Sharp is some busty UK Glamour model doing one of the most genius concepts in Glamour Model content production….and that is the 360 degree turn…you know so we can all see her from every single possible angle she has to offer…putting herself out there like some slab of meat…in what a creative team of PhDs, doctors, engineers and the worlds best minds probably came together to come up with this concept…”Ok…so we’ll shoot her in 40 pics…each pic a different shot of her turning in a circle…so we can animate it and people can think she’s doing ballet in front of them….you know cuz shooting her from the front and back isn’t enough”….I’m talking some Nobel Prize winning Pulitzer shit….allowing me to see that she is in fact a sex doll I want to purchase…because she gets it…look at all of me….that’s all we fucking care about when it comes to her….the only sad thing in this is that they didn’t make her touch her toes.

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2013

09

Jan

Hilary Duff Does Some Shit I Like for Twitter of the Day


As a 400 pound man I don’t know shit about this fitness shit….I just know that whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff is something I am into…or at least into watching her do it naked….but instead imagining her naked…which is probably better cuz that body may have started to bounce back a bit from the pregnancy – but I’m not sure her vagina has….I guess we could ask her billionaire heir and pro hockey playing husband but he’s probably too busy hanging out in his team lockeroom ready for his team to get naked now that Hockey is back on the ice…get it…cuz jocks are all gay…exactly…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

09

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a mom to a 1/4 black baby and she’s fucking hot enough for me to stare at in a bikini or lingerie for Victoria’s Secret in these catalog shots…which isn’t saying much…since any girl…fat or not is hot enough for me to look at in lingerie for a catalog…because half naked…fat or not…is always better than not looking at shit that is half naked…it’s pretty fucking simple logic…and if anything the fact that this babe is a DJ slut, party slut, groupie….turns me off..mainly because she’s not groupie-ing for me…much like every single girl in the world…you jerks….

Here are the pics…

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2013

09

Jan

Miley Cyrus is Scandalous of the Day


Miley Cyrus posed in bed with Taylor Swift’s recent ex-boyfriend who was hardly a boyfriend but a guy she was fucking for 2 months after fucking some other guy for 6 months cuz Taylor Swift is a fucking hooker slut who just markets herself as a typical girl…who’s had 40 cocks already and she’s hungry for more…

I think it’s safe to say that Miley was mocking Taylor Swift…because she probably hates that lie also….but maybe we’re just reading into it too much…and that fact that I am posting this doesn’t lie in that I am interested in the gossip element…but rather in that fact that Miley gives me boners especially when in bed….in selfies…I’m just bummed it’s not a sex doll she’s riding like a sybian til she squirts.

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