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2013

08

Jan

Paz Vega Back of the Day

36 year old Spanish Actess Paz Vega who is best known for who gives a fuck…seriously…does her IMDB really fucking matter to you fucking losers…okay fine…she was in Sex and Lucia where she was the girl you probably jerked off to…if you saw Sex and Lucia….which you probably didn’t cuz you are a retard…and don’t understand movies that don’t have fart jokes in it…and luckily she catered to that in Spanglish..staring Adam Sandler…right…doesn’t matter…like I said…why don’t you listen to me next time…I feel like I am having a schizophrenic episode..talking to myself…don’t blame me…blame my misery…my fat wife…and this amazing hooch I made out of rubbing alcohol and tang…is see trippple and I won’t get scurvy…cuz shit’s packed with Vitamin C…..

Oh right..Paz Vega…did a photoshoot and baby got back,…

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2013

08

Jan

Christina Hendricks Cleavage for Vivienne Westwood of the Day

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Remember when I said Christina Hendricks was fat….well guess what…this just in…she’s still fucking fat…and with fat comes big tits…and with big tits comes a bunch of dudes who don’t care that she’s fat…cuz in their small redneck town where they are unemployed but like to frequent the hardware store and Walmart everyday…this bitch aint got shit on Bessy and all the other fucking cows they interact with on the daily….this one here…this Christina Hendricks…she’s all classy and probably smells like flowers….and not the kind you find in the Lysol spray like they are used to..

Here is porker posing for fashion….with some cleavage…boring…as fuck….

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2013

08

Jan

Jenny McCarthy in Shape Magazine of the Day

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I got a lot of hate on twitter the other day because of JENNY McCarthy and it wasn’t even because I was making fun of autism or her ability of her pussy to make autism….

I got shit because she posted something about the horrible India rape on a bus leading to the victim dying story….and I responded saying that I would let her rape me on a bus…even if it killed me….but then again..you can’t rape the willing…and people went nuts…

Who knew the public would find the idea of Jenny McCarthy fucking on a bus disgusting….I mean sure she’s old, but her tits are only 18.

Not to mention, she stays fit…proven in this Shape Magazine feature on her….that reminds me that I’d still let her rape and kill me…even if it was to stop her from speaking…or making bad jokes and stupid faces…cuz as you know she’s the most annoying in the game….

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2013

08

Jan

Scarlett Johansson for Esquire Russia January 2013 of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson was always an overrated, chubby girl who couldn’t act….but the public didn’t realize it…because they were too distracted at the fact that like 98 percent of women…she had tits…and good lips….but other than that…nothing she has done has been sexy, erotic, interesting, amazing, compelling, even attractive…but the media just fucking eats her up like she eats cake….

So seeing her in Esquire Russia…may not be her best photoshoot, but I would argue that it is, because they focused on all that is good about her, that face….and cropped out all the is the rest of her….even if these could use a lot more titty…

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2013

08

Jan

Helen Flanagan Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is some big titty UK Cornation street a trashy show that I have seen and that gives me anxiety…a show that she left to pursue other interests…like doing a reality show called I’m a Celebrity get me out of here…..she’s living with a footballer…she’s got big tits and she did this photoshoot…and now you know…and that makes you a better person.

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2013

08

Jan

Bar Refaeli for FOX of the Day

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Bar Refaeli bores me…she’s had her time in the sun, her moment of glory, when she was in SI and Victoria’s Secret…you know when she was younger, tighter bodied, and dating A-Listers….but that’s all kinda faded for her….she’s older, she’s bigger, and she may be making more money than ever with her investments…but she’s sure not blowing me away with any of the campaigns she’s booking….not even her own underwear line….but she does have big tits…

I feel like I’ve seen these pics before…it’s like they are all the fucking same…

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2013

08

Jan

Stella Hudgens Seduces on twitter of the Day

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10 hours ago….Jailbait and sister to Vanessa Hudgens the child pornographer who never got in trouble for leaking her nudes at 17, Stella Hudgens….posted a picture of just how flexible she is to twitter…..reminding us why little girls are the devil…because they know exactly what they are doing and who they are trying to reach or seduce…but being under 18…they can pretend they are innocent and it is all in good fun….while you’re ass is headed to jail as a sex offender….even though everyone knows, especially when her High School Musical sister who she is trying to outshine, got naked for attention…..that Stella’s on a mission and that mission is to get noticed…and stand out…..and that involves some strategy that probably ends with a sex tape….that’s just how she was raised people…

Seriously, LOOK AT SOME OF THE PICS SHE’S POSTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA THE LAST FEW MONTHS AND YOU’LL SEE SHE’S UP TO NO GOOD AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DOING ….

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2013

08

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Post Baby Bikini Body for US Weekly of the Day

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Guess who’s mom negotiated a 100,000 dollar deal with some shitty gossip magazine to be the official source of Kourtney Kardashian’s bikini body after having her second kid…you know the same mom who probably starved Kourtney Kardashian after having her second kid…with this plan already outlined….because their family is a fucking business….that’s right the evil Kardashian stage mom, who only really stage momed when the kids were in their mid-20s….exploiting the bi-product from her gold digging womb…and taking a cut off the top….in some weird as fuck, egotistical bored rich woman hustle…that I understand cuz I’ve met rich people…but that I don’t really get why the world is buying into it…cuz they are vapid, uninteresting, trash…..but I guess that doesn’t matter…you see hollywood is a small town of suck up losers, and they run the entertainment industry 99 percent of America are affected by, and I guess it is only natural she’d use her position in the LA social circle to do this….what is unnatural is that the people actually pay attention…even the hot one…isn’t fucking hot…what a joke….and here she is in that bikini for US weekly with her big, boring, bullshit photoshopped reveal.

Horrible.

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2013

08

Jan

Paulina Gretzky for Canadian Fashion Magazines of the Day

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I saw these pics the other day and didn’t really react to them…firstly, cuz I hate hockey and everything about hockey, especially the stars of hockey, their puck slut wives and their spoiled brat daughters…cuz hockey players, are usually small town, white trash, uneducated retards with more money than they know what to do with, who marry hooker type women who love to spend money, and who have babies so that their hockey man will never stop spending money on them….resulting in attention seeking, using her allowance to buy fake tits Paulina Gretzky, who is like a stripper but with more money…and less getting naked….so pretty much worse than a stripper…

This girl is the queen of “selfies”…showing off her tits and rich girl party slut trash ways….so seeing her try to re-brand herself as someone serious, in clothes that don’t put her implants on blast and that aren’t embarrassing to her small town Canadian grandparents…is a joke in and of itself…and that is why I’m posting the pics…you cause we all know she’d rather be spreading her vagina in a gangbang in the VIP room after one too many bottle service bottles…but instead she’s here trying to be serious and it is funny.

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2013

08

Jan

Pia Mia Perez Ballet Underwear Twitter Pics of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam nobody that the perverts of the internet have decided to obsess over…

She has only been in one movie – called Santa Paws…and I don’t even know how people found out she existed…unless of course dad’s forced to watch Santa Paws with their kids were like “I’d like to jerk off to that girl, I’ll go find her on social media”….

I assume she’s the most famous thing out of US Guam….since my friend who moved to US Guam to strip for the troops stationed there….and who made a million dollars doing it…thanks to them having nothing else to spend their US Military money on…..

She’s 16, jailbait, and constantly posting ASS PICS TO INSTAGRAM …

So this ballet outfit, showing her skinny young bod…is the gateway to far vulgar exhibitionism just as soon as she grows up….

I hope they don’t let you into local ballet schools to watch…You fucking perverts.