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2013

09

Jan

Models in in Yamamay The Sexy Calendar 201 of the Day

I figure a day is not a day unless it is marked on a Calendar….especially a Calendar with hot babes I’ve never heard of….including but not limited to Ariadne Artiles, Laura Sanchez and Irina Sharipova….just joking….Calendars are fucking stupid…and so is the concept of days…especially when you are a drunk…because they all kinda blend into one another….then it’s Superbowl….then they all blend into each other then it’s summer….it’s a fucking joke…and the fact that people still produce these things makes no sense to me…especially when most motherfuckers have smart phones….here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Ariadne Artiles|Irina Sharipova|Laura Sanchez

2013

09

Jan

Lisa Snowden Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day


Lisa Snowden is a 40 year old TV presenter from the UK who may or may not have been a model in the past…and this is one of her photoshoots…that I can’t really figure out whether it was shot in 92 when she was in her 20s…cuz all models looked 40 back then….or if it was shot recently and this is her rockin’ 40 year old body…with big old titties in some weird as fuck high waisted panties….but ultimately…I realize…it really doesn’t matter…..they are pics of her half naked and whatever stage in life it happens in…I’ll still fucking stare…cuz this guy right here…he’s totally into tits.

Posted in:Lisa Snowden

2013

09

Jan

Lacey Banghard Topless for Page 3 of the Day


Lacey Banghard, I love what you’ve done with your hair…

Creepy…But not as creepy as the fact that I know who Lacey Banghard, you see as some low level Glamour model with awesome tits who gets naked for money…like some kind of stripper…in magazines I don’t read….the fact that I know who she is…but more important how she normally wears her hair is totally unsettling…but I guess awesome tits that you broadcast is as good a reason as any to know a bitch exists…I mean why else do we know these lovely ladies…cuz of their talent, their ability to sing, whatever…their naked tits are far more important than any of that other bullshit….Lacey Banghard, like her name states, cuts straight to the fucking point….I’m a fan.


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Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

09

Jan

Anne V Nude in Some Photoshoot of the Day


I have a feeling I have posted these pictures of Anne V before…because….they look familiar….but then again naked models have been happening for decades and the photographers can really only be so creative..that when you are drunk they all kinda melt into one another…and that’s why I’m posting these today…you see cuz ultimately, it doesn’t matter when they were taken…what matters is that they were taken….

Now I know what you are thinking, Anne V ruined herself by having sex with Adam Levine from Maroon 5…and I agree that I look at those tits differently now than when they are in a push up bra and on the runway…knowing that he sucked on them like a little homeless baby looking for supper….all eager and excited…he probably also came in her ass, on her face and violated her in ways she doesn’t even realize…a rape victim who doesn’t know she was fucking raped…kinda thing cuz brainwashing is the only thing that will allow us to forgive her for getting up on those moves like jagger like some kind of fucking groupie..

Either, way stare at her tits….

Posted in:Anne V|NSFW

2013

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


We’ve started a movement called #lipstick4stepfather – that involves girls writing drunken stepfather somewhere on her body in lipstick – I figure it’s the greatest thing a girl could sign up for…even better than volunteering at the retard home…

So far…there’s only been one participant…but all that is gonna change with you…

Here are some morning links…while I reconnect….

And Today, In Epic Ping Pong Shots – VIDEO
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Sometimes, You Gotta Get Revenge On Your Neighbors
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The Hell Is Kim Kartrashian Wearing, Part 1,674,923
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Meanwhile, In Russian Deaths…
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Bethanny Frankel is Divorcing, Also Wearing a Bikini
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Katrina Bowden Covers Maxim (Photo Gallery)
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Pictures This Week
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Morning Better (NSFW)
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Three Smoking Hot Friends Get It On (NSFW)
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The Hottest Photos of Alabama’s Katherine Webb
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Kelly is the Type of Girl I’d Like to Wake Up Next To (NSFW)
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The Only Thing Better That a Bikini is a Bikini in HD – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The most important…riveting…thought provoking question of the day is not about my dick being this generations Patch Adams…but instead what type and cut of meat do you like your pussy to most represent…deli ham….or ground beef….what the fuck am I talking about…I don’t know but it makes sense to me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Everyone Wants to Bang Katherine Webb!
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And Here’s That Picture Of Dina Lohan With The Busted Eye (Allegedly) Given To Her By Michael Lohan
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HD BIKINI!
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Rosario Dawson’s Topless Tanning of the Day
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Katrina Bowden is Hot in Maxim
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Indian Man and His Shirt Made of Gold
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Olivia Munn Was in a Bikini
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Christina Hendricks And Her Amazing Cleavage
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And THIS is Why You Don’t Do Drugs – VIDEO
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Pictures That Will Motivate You To Hit The Gym
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Weird Dubstep Sign Flipper
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Vanessa Hudgens Will Let Anyone Into Her Pants
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Busy Philipps and Michelle Williams Unfortunate Bikinis
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Funny Tic Tac Prank
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Penny Mathis is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Sluts Will Make ANy Bad Day Better (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Pieces of Dollar Bill Graffiti
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ahhhhh Tramp Stamp Tuesday (NSFW)
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This Chick Has an Orgasm to End All Orgasms
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These Web Cam Girls Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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430 Pound Catfish
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Liberace Move is Too Gay – Cuz Liberace was Too Gay
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Epic Ping Pong Prank
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David Bowie Has a New Song and Video and Here It Is
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Aria Giovanni is a Stripping Soccer Player (NSFW)
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Stephanie Seymour Wore a Swimsuit (Nip Slip, Camel Toe and Pokies!) (SITE NSFW)
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Perfect Boobs Flashed On Rollercoaster Ride (NSFW)
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TLindsay Lohan Movie Still of Marilyn’s Upskirt (NSFW)
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I Still Got a Thing for Emily Blunt
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Guess Who Just Signed on For Sin City 2
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The TV Dad We All Wish We Had
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Rose and Lexi Are Getting It On
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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The Truth About Phones on Airplanes – VIDEO
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Some Jessica Chastain, Just Because
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Now THAT’S What I Call Bad Acting (SITE NSFW)
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Gamers Assemble! This Post Is For You!
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Hackers Release Sexual Assault Footage Of High School Football Team Peeing On Girl [Video]
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Alison and Xana Get It On (NSFW)
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Lily Cole is Topless (NSFW)
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Ladies Who Attended NBC Universal’s “2013 Winter TCA Tour”
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Busty Web Ca, Girl is Showing Off (NSFW)
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Honey Boo Boo’s Mom is Officially the Smartest Mom on Reality Television, I’d Dead Serious
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Who Wants A Giant Sports Bra Dripping With Wook Sweat?
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Cool Marriage Proposal…..
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Claire Danes in Elle
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Sara Underwood Trying to Get G4TV Attention Before It is Cancelled
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Here Comes The Sun Flashmob
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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2 Mothers Fuck Their Sons….In Weird Milf Porn
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Angelina Jolie Sexy Collection
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Some Hot Chick With Fakers Gets Fucked
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Jan

Charlie Sheen’s Porn GFs First Time Nude of the Day


I never get excited about pornstars posting nude pics…because google allows me to see them doing all kinds of fucking shit that is far dirtier than getting naked…even if those nude pics are from their first time on camera…prior to falling into that slippery devil’s world that is pornography….

It all happened in 006 in Oklahoma when Girls Gone Wild invited her into their bus, she was 18 and she got naked and masturbated with a dildo…and realized “shit, this is my calling, my career, what I am supposed to do….my calling…god’s way….what he wanted for me when he didn’t give me a dad….”….easy money….some fame and a lot of male attention to fill her void…it was way better than finishing her OSU Psych degree she was n the 2nd year of….

I had never heard of Georgia Jones before today…because porn girls annoy me…especially on TWITTER …because they think they are important and famous and successful…when they are just gutter hookers with behavioral issues…who depress me….

I prefer my naked chicks to not be so damaged….

But the story is…she’s dating Charlie Sheen in what I can imagine is a wholesome, sane, exclusive, romantic, love filled relationship from hell….

To see the more hardcore pics from the shoot CLICK ON THIS LINK via GIRLS GONE WILD


TO SEE MORE HARDCORE PICS FROM THIS SHOOT CLICK THIS LINK

TO SEE HER PORN CLICK THIS LINK via stepSMUT

Posted in:Georgia Jones|NSFW

2013

08

Jan

Katrina Bowden in Jan/Feb Maxim of the Day

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Maxim hates me so I am not sure how long these pics will be on the site, even though they used to buy traffic off me, cuz they didn’t get how this motherfucker right here was 5 times their size on the internet….and I hate Maxim…cuz their shoots suck, they are bottom feeder and they feature chicks who hardly fucking exist, even they are hot or not….

I mean this Katrina Bowden chick was in American Reunion, she had her 5 minutes, she looks good, but really, a Maxim Cover Girl…I guess it’s better than their usual “Hometown Hotty” who they don’t have to pay….cuz bitches love being in magazines…

The whole this is a bit of a joke…you know obviously they got Katrina Bowden, she thought American Reunion was the big break and now she’s gotta work so people don’t forget…and Maxim…Maxim will take whoever the fuck they can get….I bet they wish it was still the 90s more than Pam Anderson’s liver….and Jenny McCarthy’s ass…and Carmen Electra…and David fucking Hasslehoff….it’s always sad when the new takeover….

The good news is she is fucking hot…

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Posted in:Katrina Bowden

2013

08

Jan

Lais Ribeiro Bikini Continues of the Day


I kinda like Lais Ribeiro….and how she’s dominating Haper’s Bazaar Brazil…it was just yesterday I posted on her for the first time and already she’s back with about set…from the same magazine…showing off her fantastic, lean, model body that inspires me to write romance novels like 50 Shades of Grey but with more anal…and marriage…and babies…just as soon as her leg heels and Victoria’s Secret can put her back to work as their latest recruit…cuz until that happens…she’s not famous enough to star in my romance novels…but she is hot enough to jerk off to…which is probably less humiliating of an accomplishment…despite being pretty fucking low on her list of accomplishments….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro

2013

08

Jan

Paz Vega Back of the Day

36 year old Spanish Actess Paz Vega who is best known for who gives a fuck…seriously…does her IMDB really fucking matter to you fucking losers…okay fine…she was in Sex and Lucia where she was the girl you probably jerked off to…if you saw Sex and Lucia….which you probably didn’t cuz you are a retard…and don’t understand movies that don’t have fart jokes in it…and luckily she catered to that in Spanglish..staring Adam Sandler…right…doesn’t matter…like I said…why don’t you listen to me next time…I feel like I am having a schizophrenic episode..talking to myself…don’t blame me…blame my misery…my fat wife…and this amazing hooch I made out of rubbing alcohol and tang…is see trippple and I won’t get scurvy…cuz shit’s packed with Vitamin C…..

Oh right..Paz Vega…did a photoshoot and baby got back,…

Posted in:Paz Vega