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2012

19

Dec

Daniela Braga Gets Sexy for Nasty Gal of the Day


When your hipster fashion company is called Nasty Gal, you gotta bring the fucking goods, even if you’ve lost total touch with where you started and are no longer a hipster, but a corporate girl living the life of luxury cuz the world has eaten up and decided sets the trends of tomorrow, even though it’s all shit I’ve seen before and I know nothing about fashion….

Daniela Braga is the model..and althoug I’d prefer more nipple and labia if it was my ideal fashion shoot…seeing a babe on a quad in lace panties…even granny panties…is fucking sexy…

Good job bitches.

Posted in:Daniela Braga

2012

19

Dec

Hayden Panettiere’s a Bikini Clad Vampire of the Day

Nothing says Christmas marketing campaign like vampires in bikinis…I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect more from some Candy Coated Hollywood child…who grew up to a couple vapid cunt parents and was totally disconnected from reality…I mean shit…just seeing what Hollywood does to people who move to that plastic garbage from small towns is bad enough…to be bred there and think that’s normal…commercialized shit everywhere…nothing cool…anywhere….it’s probably hard to be interesting or creative in how she promotes her bullshit jewelry line…but the good news is that with having a vagina…comes the ability of not having to be with it, cool or ahead of the trends…just get in a bikini with some fucking implants….and you’re good.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

19

Dec

Ginger Spice Panty Flash of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want….more labia in this upskirt pic…

Girls be getting soft with their panty wearing..

I get it Ginger Spice…you’re a mom, you’re vagina isn’t in tip top stripping condition like this was the 90s…but this motherfucker wants to see you flapping in the wind…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Ginger Spice

2012

19

Dec

Emily Osment Tits for Instagram of the Day


I don’t know much about Emily Osment, but I do know that she’s got a crazy fan base that send me hate mail everytime I say that she’s actually Haley Joel Osment after his sex stage cuz being a child star fucked him up so hard and the reality that he was no longer cute setting in at a young age, after having an addiction for being wanted…or deemed cute…has led to turning himself into a chick…cuz chicks always get love for being chicks…even when they are ugly…cuz guys are perverts and other girls are too nice to hate on them…..

Here are her hormonally enhanced breast on blast for instagram….wonder when she’ll get nominated for her next Oscar…like it was Sixth Sense all over again…

Posted in:Emily Osment

2012

19

Dec

Bar Refaeli’s Lingerie Photoshoot for Gavin Bond of the Day

These are supposed to be recent pics of Bar Refaeli for some photographer named Gavin Bond…that I am only posting cuz seeing busty Jewish girls…or any girls…in lingerie…anytime of year…is fun to me…but since I can’t do a pilgrimage to Israel to walk the streets Christ walked…I’ll do the next best thing…and that’s jerk off to someone who was born nearby….think of this as a religious Christmas experience…but with more lingerie and big ol’ tits celebrities get to fuck….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

19

Dec

Edelle Notte Irish Glamour Model Tits of the Day

I figure…why not give some exposure to some international tits from Ireland….Cuz here at Drunkenstepfather, it doesn’t matter where you’re from, we endorse all international sluts willing to expose tits for pay….cuz it’s a better option than stripping….or because it makes their stripping more lucrative cuz now they are published tits…cuz lets face it…posing topless for free in a magazine one time for exposure…hoping it leads to bigger things…like a soccer playing husband is hardly good enough to pay rent…and bitch only has one real skill set…..and that’s them tits…

Happy St Patrick’s Day in Decemeber…get me some Guinness…some Edelle….with an E people….not with an over-eating disorder and hit album….even those this Edelle is not even hot…if anything that face is scary….pics anyway…you know cuz I guess the people at Zoo needed to find someone and asked the first titty dancer they saw…clearly while drunk…

Posted in:Edelle Notte|NSFW

2012

19

Dec

On the 13th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….


Some Munkey Barz….to strap on her like a championship belt…giving her handles I can grab onto when I slam her…in hopes that she’ll finally feel my micro penis inside her….

Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITTY PICS
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TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE….
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Posted in:stepXMAS

2012

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just applied for a job at Gawker, cuz I figure they are the only site that matters in 2012….even though I never go to ti….but I have a feeling I won’t get it…

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Dear Gawker,

My name is Jesus Martinez and I would like to work for your company.

I don’t have a resume because I do not feel my talents can be properly communicated in words, but I was a guest blogger at Fleshbot for a week back when Gawker owned Fleshbot, which is probably before your time working at Gawker, dear reader.

The only link to any work I have done can be found at http://www.drunkenstepfather.com

There are 10,000 articles written by me, amongst all the garbage, there must be one good enough to work for your company at the entry level.

I have also written for other sites…from Fashion to Music to Viral Videos…but none of that matters…as nothing really matters.

I can do your job better than you can, and that’s why I deserve it.

Now let’s fucking circle jerk, I find it helps build company morale….

With Love,

I should apply for jobs all the time….

Here are some links…

The Eagle Snatching the Kid VIDEO is FAKE
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When I Die, I Wanna Come Back As a Fox – VIDEO
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Heather Knox is More Than Most of Us Could Handle (NSFW)
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What A Sexy And Festive Funeral Home Commercial! – VIDEO
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Olivia Paige is a Small Town Girl Who Likes to Get Dirty
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And Now, The Ultimate Urban Playground
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James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Keeps Failing At Life Because She Gets Book Deals. Wait, What?
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Sophia Vergara is Always Easy on the Eyes
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We Tumblforya: Self Shot Fails
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Free Cam Shows Brings the Sexy and You Love It (NSFW)
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Gotta Love a Super Sexy Amateur in the Morning (NSFW)
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6th-Grader Pulls Gun on Classmates at Utah School; Did His Parents Give it to Him?
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Jenna Has Some Big Old Tits, Check It Out (NSFW)
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All I Want for Christmas is a BACON YULE LOG! – VIDEO
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The Eagle Snatching the Kid is FAKE
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Wanna hear a downer….so I hit up one of the girls I get nudes from…a serious babe…model chick…who looks amazing nude….and who I like seeing nude…..and who I request nudes from often…

…only today instead of a bullshit excuse her rejection was something like…”I don’t feel sexy right now, I woke up in a weird motel room, my vagina is sore, and I’ve been drugged and raped, I went to the hospital to get anti AIDS meds”…..to which I responded “let’s see the damage”….you know committed to my quest for nudes…

It almost put a damper on my masturbation…but I wouldn’t let it….

I will say if you, dear reader, are a rapist or date rapist, or like the idea of rape, I suggest you seek help and stop targeting my girls, cuz jokes aside, that’s some twisted shit that upsets me…..and I don’t like being upset…your dick can seriously ruin lives when forced on any girl…now kill yourself…you scum….

Since I hate the Westboro Baptist Church and all they Misrepresent/Represent:
This just in from Anonymous – Westboro Baptist Church is allegedly at MOTEL 6 in Hartford ADDRESS > Southington, 625 Queen Street, Southington, CT 06489 > Rooms 16 and 34 – Cuz I guess the Waldorf Astoria wasn’t close enough for their hick protest – Order Escorts To Their Room.

Here are some stepLINKS

Lindsay Lohan’s Mad Because People Have An Entirely Accurate Opinion of Her Career
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We Why Can Hate Suri Cruise of the Day
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Festive Funeral Home!
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Kylie Minogue Gives me a Boner in Elle
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Watching a Girl Get Her Nipple Pierced…
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And Now the Lowest Limbo EVER – VIDEO
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Nikki Rockstar is Our Rides Girl of the Day
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Diana Morales’ Sexy Lingerie Pictures
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Hey, It’s Sara Underwood on Twitter Again
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Annnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday (NSFW)
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Crissy Marie is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
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Awesome Bad Caroler Prank
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Rapper Big Boi Reads How the Grinch Stole XMAS
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Kelly Brook. Spread Legs And Tits Galore
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Man Finds Jesus on a Tortilla, Goes on Scratch-Ticket Winning Streak
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Slut Gets Caught Showing Her Tits as the Office (NSFW)
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You Will Never Have a Self Portrait This AWesome
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I Don’t Know Who Saskia Rosendahl but I’m Starting to This I Should
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Amy Winehouse’s Body is Gonna Be Dug Up or Something
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Bar Refaeli is Dressed Up Like a Biker Babe (SITE NSFW)
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This Slut Has One Crazy Orgasm (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet Bikini Pokies (NSFW)
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Fox Snow Dive
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This Just In Jessica Simpson is Fat
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Bacon Yule Log
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Gwen Stefani as Ugly as Expected in Vogue
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Some Stacey Kiebler, Just Because
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Carmen Elektra Thinks She’s a Singer Now
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WTF Photo of the Day, Thanks to The Rock
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The 50 Greatest Snow GIFs in Internet History
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Miss X is Spreading Em Wide… and Hairy (NSFW)
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Fun With Porn Pictures (NSFW)
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Trick Nut Shots, Anyone?
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Russell Brand vs Westboro Baptist Church – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio is provocative
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lutty GIF Dump of the Day
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OOPS! That’s a Vagina!!!
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Studies Show That Squeezing Breasts Can Help Prevent Malignant Cancer Cells From Growing!
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Malena Morgan and Hayden Hawkens Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Sexy Videos From Love Mag’s 2012 Advent Calendar
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Some Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica White and More
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Dirty Web Cam Teen Goes Crazy (NSFW)
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Emma Roberts Has Yet to Get the Hang of Instagram
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Small Lips. Sucks At Blow Jobs?
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Smoking Kills
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Screaming Squats!
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I Want to Fuck Amanda Seyfried
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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MERRY HO HO HO CHRISTMAS PORN!
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Something Tells Me She’s Not an Anal Virgin
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Negotiating for Sex Makes for Bad Porn – Good thing Her Ass Rocks
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Cum On Hairy Pussy – My Favorite
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Dec

Hicks are Saying Sandy Hook was a Hoax of the Day

This is really fucking strange….

I know some people who have lost kids in the shooting and I am the first person who hates the media and don’t believe anything I am told by the media…it is population control and brainwashing…I believe a lot of the conspiracies….I mean Kim Kardashian proves that the general public buys into shit they see on TV everyday….but I am pretty sure kids were killed in the Sandy Hook shooting…whether planned, strategic, or whatever….They are saying it is to ban guns, for the democrats to win, they are even tying in GE cuz the killers dad was a VP there….

I don’t know what this is all about, I am only posting this cuz it confuses me and I want to hear what you people have to say and that dad, giggling, is just weird.

I believe there were victims…and I believe it is sad….tragic..horrible…etc..even if this dad looks like he’s acting…

Now, back to tits.

Posted in:stepNEWS