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2012

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Jerking off on webcam for gay dudes….doesn’t make me enough money to pay for this site’s server…but I do it anyway, for the fans…and I figure it isn’t gay for me since I don’t see them…and if I can help someone get a good laugh…I might as well…I am the patch adams of masturabtion.

Here are some morning links..

Like A Bad White Guy Party Gangnam Style…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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When Plastic Surgery Fails – GALLERY
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The Dangers of Biokini Modeling – GIF
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Dragon Baby Will Shit You the Fuck Down
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Xenu Claus Has Brought Us Another Beautiful Christmas Gift
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Xenu Claus Has Brought Us Another Beautiful Christmas Gift
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So Who Wants To See Emile Hirsch Taking A Leak In Public While Staring Directly At The Paparazzi?
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Marisa Miller is Doing to Naked Pregnant Posing Thing and Here It Is
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Megan Fox Covers Vanity Fair’s First-Ever Comedy Issue Because I’m Assuming They All Think She is a Big Joke
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Get Through The Day (NSFW)
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This Babe is Showing Off and Trust Me You Will Want to See (NSFW)
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The Top 10 Reasons Christmas is Evil
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Hillary Fisher is Sex, No Doubt (NSFW)
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And Now, the Best Time Lapse Video Ever – VIDEO
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2012

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the holiday season…and it is about giving…So CHECK OUT OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE to get some ideas…since it is the best fucking gift guide on the internet…while I masturbate to girls I talk to naked in picture and video…some of whom are autistic…which is I prefer..cuz they don’t get attached…

Here are some links…

Leann Rimes Bikini Pics
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FYI: Giuliana Rancic Loves Baby Poop
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot in Made in Brazil in Case you Missed it
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The Subway Murder Photographer Who’s Pic Made NY POST Cover is a Nude Model Pervert!
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Humbug Supercut
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Sharon Stone Awesome Pokies
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Best Comb Over Ever
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Faviola Amore is the Rides Girl of the Day, Yaow!
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Keeley Hazell Got a Breast Reduction, It’s a Sad, Sad Day
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Rihanna Wants a Baby With Chris Brown. Pause
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A Tribute to Busty Girls (19 Pics) (SEMI NSFW)
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Best Train Ride Ever? Possibly
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Ashley C is Sexy in Lingerie (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Click Here If You Want to Smash Your Computer to Bits in a Rage!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Curves ‘Made in Brazil’ (Photo Gallery)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Rachel and He Big Old Tits Are In the Shower
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Morena Baccarin Topless on Homeland (NSFW)
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Anna Friel’s Nipples Thru her Bra & Blouse (NSFW)
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Emile Hirsch Peeing for the Paparazzi is Funny
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Johnny Depp is Better Than You of the Day
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Some Radio DJs Pranked Called Princess Kate and Here’s The Audio – AUDIO
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Kate Middleton vs Zoe Saldana vs Jessica Alba – Who Would You Rather?
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The Greatest 90’s Teen Stars
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sexy Embry (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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November Fails – a Compilation
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Check It Out It;s a Segway Pimp – VIDEO
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Ashley and Friend Give Us Some Subtle Girl on Girl
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Whitney Stevens Tits Are Out of Hand (NSFW)
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This Slut Has Been Fucking the Family Dogs, I’m Not Even Kidding
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Gotta Love When a Babe Gets Dirty in the Bathtub
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Harvard Has a Kinky Sex Club, Who Knew?
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Alessandra Ambrosio & Behati Prinsloo Promoted The VS Fashion on VH1
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Let’s Get International With This French Web Cam Slut
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And Today in Lindsay Lohan Drama…
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Monica Bellucci Pantsless in Paris Match
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Segway Pimp
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Gwenyth Paltrow Boring in Instyle
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Music Video Without Music
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Sam Cook Topless
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The Marissa Miller Nudes for Allure
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Motorcycle Fail
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Alexis Texas’ Ass is a Believable Cheerleader
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Slave Gets Fisted
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Skinny Lola Fucks on Balcony
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Beach Fuck!
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Latina Maid Sex!
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

05

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot for Made in Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is rolling around on the beach for Made in Brazil….a magazine and photoshoot that reminds me of the one thing I wish that was made in brazil…an Alessandra and Jesus Martinez creampie in a seedy hotel room…or her dripping off my face…or really…anything sexual with this lovely mom who has the body of someone who isn’t a mom…

That said, I dig brazil…and I dig brazilians, even the trannies are ok…and I am not just because of their Bum Bum contests…

Here are the Ambrosio pics…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

05

Dec

Nurgul Yesilcay Hot and Half Naked for GQ Turkey of the Day

Nurgul Yesilcay is a 36 year ld Turkish actress and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…Obviously I have never heard of her…because I am not arab, turkish or really into that whole scene…I have a hard enough time keeping tabs on the Disney child stars falling off in America…to bother polluting my brain with these internation obscurities that I wouldn’t mind polluting with my genitals…

This is for GQ Turkey and it’s good.

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2012

05

Dec

Anna Freil’s Unfortunate See Through of the Day


There is nothing quite like seeing a 40 year old actress, if you can even call her an actress, when she’s actually just a british soap star trying to legitimize herself as an actress…walking around in a seee through shirt…showing off some nipple…

Oh wait…there is totally things better than seeing a 40 year old actress doing in a see through…like not seeing a 40 year old actress in a see through…or even seeing a 20 year old in a see through, or even in a fucking snow suit…pretty much anything…is better than this…but at least she’s not fat.


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Posted in:Anna Freil

2012

05

Dec

Olivia Newton John John Travolta’s Cash Grab Ruins Xmas of the Day

I heard about this miserable John Travolta and Olivia Newton John cash grab…because neither are rich enough and figure they might as relive their Grease fame like this was still the 70s…and the only sad thing about it isn’t that they just raped and shat on Christmas…typical Scientologist behavior…but that the didn’t feature his dead son and her awesome crackhead daughter…because at least it reminds us that as much as they punish us…God has punished them too…they’re just rich…

This is the worst…but America will love it…and it is an excuse to plug….

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FOR AN E A VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE

Posted in:John Travolta|Olivia Newton John

2012

05

Dec

Sylvie van der Vaart Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Tis the fucking Season….for companies to pump out lingerie pics hoping to sell product to men who don’t know what to get their fat wives and to women recently divorced, or single for whatever reason…like devoting themselves to their career only to realize at 40 all the money they have doesn’t make up for the sacrifices they made….to buy the shit..in hopes of getting laid….

So seeing this older, but lovely, dutch model in lingerie brings me nothing but Holiday Cheer….it may not be a Christmas miracle…but it is good enough….and as someone with low standards and expectations…good enough,..is good enough….


FOR AN ACTUAL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE CHECK OUT OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Posted in:Sylvie Van Der Vaart

2012

05

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Numero of the Day

Fashion porn is the best kind of porn…not that tits are pornographic…they are the food source for our kin…I don’t see how could they be sexualized, or deemed inappropriate, when our pure innocent babies use them to feed and survive…but for some reason…they are considered naughty…and sites like mine that post pics of them are considered pornographic…even though the last time I was able to jerk off to a tit was when I was 14….and that was just because I was a malnourished baby…

All this to say, Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, her nudity is classy and elegant and makes me want to eat…her pussy.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2012

05

Dec

Megan Fox Bikini in this is 40 of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Megan Fox is 40…she’s a plastic surgery financier, she’s a mom, with a ravaged vagina, and she’s married to her long term boyfriend, which is just boring, settled down, garbage..what you would expect from a 40 year old…..and whether he’s a total loser….at least on paper…and not because he’s with Megan Fox and I am bitter, in fact that’s the only redeemable thing about him, but because he was in 90210 and that’s all he’s been in….it’s boring…but at least it’s in a bikini promoting some bullshit movie you will all see..cuz you’re easily manipulated…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2012

05

Dec

Sabine Jameljanova’s Lookin’ Alright Topless in Front Decmeber of the Day

The nice thing about Glamour Models…besides their tits…is the fact that there are so many of them…at the fucking gates…ready to fucking go…because these Lad Mags in the UK have marketed the shit into being cool, not sleazy, and the world is just substantially more perverted, making for young girls who hate math and sciences, more inclined to show their tits for pay at least now more than ever…so theres a constant flow of talent…new titties for me to stare at…and today is this girl…tomorrow another one..there is no end to the amazingness and that….is reason to fucking live people…

Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jameljanova