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2012

09

Nov

The Girls of Sky Fall of the Day

The amazing team at the STEPFORUM …compiled a bunch of pics of the latest Skyfall Bond girls…since the movie came out last night….They dug deep cuz these girls are virtually unknown and I figure as nerd, losers, typical assholes into bond movies…you’d get a kick out of this compilation…

The Bond girls of Skyfall are:

Naomie Harris (Eve), Bérénice Marlohe – (Sévérine), Helen McCrory – (Clair Dowar MP), Elize du Toit – (Vanessa (M’s Assistant), Tonia Sotiropoulou – (Bond’s Beach Lover), Yennis Cheung – (Floating Dragon Cashier), Dominique Anne Jones – (M’s Inquiry Assistant)…..

Doesn’t mean I’m gonna waste my time on seeing this shit…or that I am endorsing the shit..I am just linking you to something good. I am a hero like that.


TO SEE THE SKYFALL BOND GIRLS AT THEIR BEST – OR TO GET TO KNOW THEM A BIT BETTER
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Posted in:James Bond

2012

09

Nov

Khloe Kardashian Nipple For X-Factor of the Day

This is an unfortunate state of affairs….Khloe Kardashian has nipples which imply that she may be able to breast feed the animals she pumps out of her monster uterus….her dad…OJ Simpson would be proud….

Unless she’s not wearing a bra…cuz she’s a dude…as her shoulders would suggest…

And the real issue in all this monster shit…is why the fuck is she hosting prime time TV

There is something wrong with the world…as there is something wrong with this girl’s genetics…as there is something wrong with the fact it turns you on…

She’s a Kardashian (legally) so primetime porn is kinda their thing.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2012

09

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Boring Vanity Fair December 2012 of the Day


Amanda Seyfried is generally a boring as fuck actress who has not played the media in an interesting way at all…if anything she’s been dumpy, boring, off the radar and almost fucking useless….and the only redeeming quality she has…which is actually I quality I love and respect…is that she gets naked in movies…so she’ll film a Disney pile of shit for money one month…then a pornstar lesbian killer in another….and that kind of attitude..is one I’d like to cum all over my belly for….it’s just too bad she hasn’t done that in her everyday life….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2012

09

Nov

Danielle Sharp, Bryony Morgana & Gabriella for Front Magazine of the Day

I love Glamour Girls…they aren’t all that hot…but the way they move is…they could be the assuming girl in the back of the bus you don’t fucking notice…but instead they choose to be this…a choice that puts them on the map…and in our hearts…and all they have to do is show a little ass and titty…and that…as far as I am concerned is fantastic…

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2012

09

Nov

Dioni Tabbers Aubade lingerie of the Day


Dioni Tabbers is a fucking babe…and she’s modeling lingerie…like all babes should…because if you’re a babe…you might as well work it half naked for perverts like me and make money working it for perverts like me…because otherwise shit is just a fucking waste…

I’ve posted on her before…cuz I’m on the ball with this babe shit…that is why you should follow me as I crash and fucking burn….

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers

2012

09

Nov

Zimany Linda Modeling Lingerie of the Day


She’s Croatian….and I am only posting this shit cuz she looks like some stripper, mail order catalog star…all low budget…tacky and trashy…despite having her very own WIKIPEDIA PAGE….and tacky and trashy…dated and as boring as a girl named Zimany can be half naked…is kinda my fucking thing.

Posted in:Zimany Linda

2012

09

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Throwback Fat Ass Pic of the Day


Kim Kardashian polluted the internet with a throwback picture of her ass in a tight dress being shot for Terry Richardson…because I guess those were her glory days…before the world realized she was fat…or maybe cuz she thinks this is a really hot pic of herself…there’s no reason for this…but I’ll still draw attention to it…cuz I got nothing else to do….motherfucker.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

09

Nov

Claudia Romani Has Nice Pants of the Day

I’m not fashion stylist…but I can tell you if more girls wore pants like this to the office…to the grocery store…to pretty much anywhere…we’d be in a world I would think is worth living in….not that I don’t think the world we live in now is not worth living in…if anything it is one giant horrible comedy act…but it would be substantially better…if this was the norm…

Thank the God who likely doesn’t exist…for girls like Claudia Romani….


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Posted in:Claudia Romani

2012

09

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


My new favorite thing is having girls offer me sex…you know reach out for booty calls and not actually go through with them…because I am a married man…and most importantly…cuz it drives girls…especially young girls crazy…when you refuse to fuck them…it makes for a good time….but I guess you can only pull this off when you have other pussy available to fuck…cuz otherwise…you may be thought of as a gay…and you wouldn’t want that now would you….

Here are some links….


Barack Obama is Singing U CAN’T TOUCH THIS – VIDEO
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Spaz De La Huerta is At It Again
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This Girl Gets It to the Face…TWICE – VIDEO
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The Official Pabst Blue Ribbon Top Party School Tour
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Branae is Rocking Some Sexy Short Shorts (SEMI NSFW)
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Heidi Montag’s Doing Bikini Photos Again
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Dakota Fanning is Looking Great
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The 25 Craziest Real-Life American Horror Stories
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Free Cam Shows, Let’s End the Week Off Right! (NSFW)
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Asian Hottie Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Christina Aguilera Proposed Threesome with Vanessa Hudgens: Report
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Erika Underwood is a Great Way to Start Friday Morning (NSFW)
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Fuck DRIVE, This is KART! – VIDEO
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Some Super Sexy Games, From Me to You (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I like recruiting girls into sending me vagina pics….I usually fail cuz when they say no…I just call them useless whores…instead of doing that after they send the pics…

I have so much to learn.

Here are some stepLINKS….

A whole lot of Lady Gaga in a Bikini…
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Barking Bird
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The Bond Girls of Skyfall
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Georgia Salpa Shitty Upskirt
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Homophobic Man on the Train
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Lucy Liu Looks Old
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Toe To Face
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Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Try to Sneak a Goal Past This Goalkeeper, Yeah Right – VIDEO
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The Complete History of Bond Villains
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy Even In Her Winter Clothes
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Jessica Burciaga Hopes You Had a Good Morning
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Jordan Carver is Rocking a Sesxy Sailor Get Up (NSFW)
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Willa Ford is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (SEMI NSFW)
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Gwen Barker is Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Do I Really Have to Explain? (NSFW)
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Crystal Meth May Be Able to Cure the Food. Wait, What?
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Sarah Palin Looks Like She Stepped Out of a God Damn Time Machine
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Sexy GAmes That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Lucy Liu
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Gianna Michaels is Naked With Her Blonde Friend (NSFW)
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Dakota Fanning is Hilarious in InStyle
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Dakota Fanning Instyle Video
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Crazy Cab Ride in China
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Dog on Two Legs
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Lady Gaga and Her Coconuts Are In a Bikini
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Chloe Sims Black Panties Upskirt
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Donald Trump is Still Mad
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Tara Reid Turns 37: Her Bikini Body Through the Years (GALLERY)
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Some Photoshoot With Kate Moss and Rihanna Which is Totally Random
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Go and Get Blackout Drunk in the BEST Party Cities in the World
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Holly and Anissa Are a Sexy Two for One
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I Guess Thats Would Be a Photobomb (SITE NSFW)
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These Babes Are Gonna Have Back Problems
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This Sushi Chef Would Slice You the fuck Up Given the Chance – VIDEO
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Natasha Poly is Still in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Hot Models for FHM Philippines
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Bear Invasion
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Bowling in a Short Dress Yaow!!! (NSFW)
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What The Hell? Staten Island FEMA Office Closes “Due To Bad Weather”
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Zfira is Sexy in Stockings (NSFW)
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Camille Rowe Is So Hot For Purple Magazine It Hurts
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Beautiful Adriana Lima Backstage @ 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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These Tits Are Just Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Dang Ol’ Bertneys Gon’ Doodle Some Words On a Paper Ya’ll
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Lindsay Lohan Insists Asleep-At-The-Wheel LAPD Are ‘Out To Get’ Her
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Cool Bionic Arm
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Mariah Carey Sings for Obama – So Black…
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Shark Steals Fish
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Oscar Worthy Porn Scenes
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Bathtub Creampie
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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