DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2012

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I failed at Halloween staring at sluts..I really had it penciled into my busy schedule….but instead I just passed the fuck out drunk at home in my sorrows that I don’t think are actually sorrows anymore…because they are just life….but on the positive side…I did try to masturbate wearing an elephant mask…you know to keep things in the Halloween spirit….but I failed at that too…unless you consider traumatizing your 21 year old stepdaughter by having her come home to her stepfather passed out on the couch watching porn with his dick in hand wearing an elephant mask a fail…I find it hilarious.

To see the rest of the links….follow this link…

MARIO HAS HAD ENOUGH AND HE’S NOT GONNA TAKT IT ANYMORE – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Chris Brown Is Really Trying Hard To Be The Worst
FOLLOW THIS LINK

WTF Photo of the Day
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Those Chinese Prisoners Are Dancing to That Gangnam Style and It’s More Hilarious Than Ever – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Bunnie Brooke is Sexy by the Waterfall (SEMI NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Stacy Aaron is a Girl Next Door Type (SEMI NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Jenny McCarthy and Her Giant Breasts Wore This for Halloween
FOLLOW THIS LINK

TV’s Craziest Halloween Costumes (Photo Gallery)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Taylor is the Rides Girl of the Day
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Cute Teen All In White Has Some ALone Time (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Zero Tricks Here, Just Candice Swanepoel in Sexy Halloween Costumes
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows For Your Halloween Hangover
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Nikki Knows How to Rock Thigh Highs Proper (SEMI NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Voodoo Doll Mischeif Will Be Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sexy Games to Waste Your Day With (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Upskirt Pic Of Cameron Diaz
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Give This Bitch Two In The Stink
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Some Hairy Girl on Girls Sister Action
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

01

Nov

Kim Kardashian as Cat Woman of the Day

No Comments »

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dressed like some Batman shit….and in doing that she squeezed into a leather outfit that was a welcomed friend since it allowed her sloppy body to not spill out like the pile of disgusting slop that she is….you know this rubber/latex/leather shit is the best kind of harness to squeeze a questionably shaped woman into a relatively decent big ass shape….

I hate acknowledging that this trash exists…cuz she is the worst…and Kanye is no better…both just out there for attention…making stupid money…while annoying 90 percent of the public….the worst.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

It’s halloween…I am going to go out to look at slutty ladies who aren’t sluts except for one day a year…even though I am not impressed by Halloween this year…cuz I feel too cool for the shit…but I figure I might as well stare at young sluts….instead of staring at my fat wife.

I’m giving out boners this year…

Here are some stepLINKS

Courtney Kardashian Get’s the Shocker
GO

Taylor Swift is a Slut, She Should Write
GO

Thriller Halloween Light Show
GO

Some Chick’s Bikini Photoshoot
GO

Crazy French Song Called Swing Your Penis…..
GO

Miranda Kerr is a Babe
GO

Aurora Zenia is the Rides Girl of the Day
GO

Sofia Vergara Busts Out For Kmart
GO

Gene Hackman Slapped a Homeless Guy., No Big Deal
GO

I’d Like to Be All Over Taylor Chatley
GO

Leanna Decker and Her Friend Are Sexy Ballerinas
GO

Shera is Pretty In Pink
GO

Free Cam Shows to Make Your Halloween as Sexy as It Can Be (NSFW)
GO

Katy Perry Shows Russle Brand What’s Hes Missing and By What He’s Missing I Mean Her Dick Sucking Skills
GO

The 20 Hottest Photos of Grace Potter
GO

Been Awhile Since We Had a Slut on the Fucking Machine (NSFW)
GO

Sexy Games to Have a Sexy Night (NSFW)
GO

Pumpkin Keg
GO

New Zealand Air Hobbit Safety Video
GO

David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon: The Show Must Go On
GO

Now Here’s One Sexy Halloween Party (NSFW)
GO

WTF Photo of the Day
GO

Olga Kurylenko Bikini Pokies
GO

And MORe Costumed Sluts (SEMI NSFW)
GO

Top 20 Most Bizarre Experiments
GO

Amia Miley Bikini Video
GO

Tupele Dorgu’s Virgin White Panties Upskirt (NSFW)
GO

I Wanna See More Pics of Aaron Pauls Fiancee
GO

Halloween 2012: 10 Scariest Movies of All Time (GALLERY)
GO

Who’s that Super Model? Guess!
GO

Good Old Fashioned Fun With a Cement Mixer – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
GO

Day 3: The Most Unreal Photos Of Sandy’s Damage From Today
GO

TV’s Halloween Costumes
GO

Halloween Surprise
GO

Sandy Uproots a Tree
GO

This Sluts Are Positioned For a Good Time (NSFW)
GO

“Sexting” Statue Causes Controversy Over Exposed Boob
GO

So Wait, Glamour Mag Actually Thinks Selena Gomez is a Woman?
GO

Lady Gaga’s Too Much Info of the Day
GO

Keira Knightley is a Babe
GO

Head Drop Halloween Prank
GO

Naughty Bikini Girl
GO

Halloween Scare Prank Backfires
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Is Christy Mck the Hottest in the Game
GO

Awkward Moments in Porn
GO

Star Wars Porn
GO

Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
GO

Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
GO

Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
GO

================

Visit our stepFORUM for some Good Times…

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Follow Me On INSTAGRAM MY USERNAME IS @DRUNKENSTEPFATHERDOTCOM

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

31

Oct

Jessica Simpson’s Comeback Costume of the Day

1 Comment »

I usually have no hope for fat slobs who get paid millions to lose weight by Weight Watchers….especially when they already have billions of dollars…but for some reason…Jessica Simpson hid her fatness proper this halloween….because I guess she’s on the right track to not be totally humiliated by her baby making eating disorder….seriously…look at them titties.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2012

31

Oct

Disney’s Star Wars Purchase Promo Video of the Day

No Comments »

Disney bought Lucas Films for 4 billion dollars because George Lucas wasn’t rich enough to begin with…and they are releasing a bunch of new movies for all you Star Wars nerds…but you don’t need me to tell you that…you’ve probably been masturbating to it the last 24 hours….

Here’s a trailer for Episode 7…..it is exactly what you’d expect….

So now all you Star Wars nerds may end up getting slamming your genitals raw into raw…you know grinding that shit off…

Posted in:Star Wars

2012

31

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Hot Twitter Pics of the Day

No Comments »

It amazes me that I know who people like Kelly Brook are…because I do not give a fuck across the board….it actually amazes me that I spend my days up on this garbage…but it doesn’t amaze me as much as these lovely self shot pics of Kelly Brook….a girl or woman who knows getting naked is the key to success….a lesson you all need to learn….this is a good instagram pic.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

31

Oct

Basketball Wife Draya Michele is Good at Halloween of the Day

1 Comment »

I do not watch Basketball Wives…I’m really not into this miserable TV programmer or the bottom feeders who humiliate themselves for it…so I don’t know who this Draya is or who she is married to…I just know she’s pretty good at Halloween…apparently she’s Chris Brown’s ex gf…who he didn’t beat up for fame like she was Rihanna..and she doesn’t matter but her costume does.

Posted in:Draya Michele

2012

31

Oct

Ashley Greene’s Tits for GQ UK of the Day

3 Comments »

I have never had an interest in this Florida trash that fucked her way into relevance….from banging Jonas brothers…to banging Twilight producers to get cast in the shit to make herself important…because I never found her hot…if anything I thought she was boring and obvious in her PR efforts…I think she’s a bit of a bullshitter, bottom feeder, phony but that was before today…or more importantly before her breast implants that I am gonna assume she’s got…not cuz I love fake tits…but I do appreciate their ability to save shitty tits…but because I appreciate an otherwise dull and undeserving actress slutting out.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2012

31

Oct

Paulina Gretzky is Fun on Halloween of the Day

No Comments »

Everyone makes a big deal…or as big a deal as one can possibly make about someone as insignificant as Paulina Gretzky…you know the daughter of a star Hockey Player from the 80s….who has achieved absolutely nothing and who doesn’t need to achieve anything….because she is set for fucking life….

But when I look at her, I see nothing different than the typical college girl…they all dress slutty, they would all have implants if they had access to their trust fund and more importantly had shitty fucking tits….they all go to the Deadmau5 and other dubstep shows….this is just the way this generation plays out…

I don’t know what people expect out of her…or why they wouldn’t accept this behavior with open arms…cuz as far as I’m concerned it is fun to look at…especially knowing…she doesnt need to be doing this to get ahead…she’s strictly in it for the attention…and that makes her fun….

3 or 4 costumes…all perfectly slutty….which is always nice to to see how a slut everyday sluts out on this slutty day…or week…in Paulina Gretzky’s fit as many parties in hustle….

Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2012

31

Oct

Edita Vilkeviciute Hot Shoot for Vogue Japan of the Day

No Comments »

Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples to me really allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….as nothing says well dressed like nipple….

But for some resason, a reason I will call love, I am totally into this strategic nudity…cuz it leaves so much to the imagination and makes me put in work to actually see this tease naked…

Real hard work…like typing her name in the search bar on the top right of this site…when she knows I like my nudity for fashion served to me on a platter….by naked girls…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute