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2012

08

Nov

Heidi Montag in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve been feeling a little down and out lately…you know a little empty as a person…like a shell of a man…and not because I have no emotions or soul…but because I haven’t had a low level, bottom feeding, MTV star from 4 years ago….cry for attention in a staged bikini shoot that she paid the paparazzi to take of her for publicity….in far too fucking long….

Now don’t get me wrong, I hate the existence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as much as the next guy…but for a few years of running this site…there were daily annoying updates from them…that usually included her skinny, big fake titty body in a bikini….and when they fell off…I guess part of me fell off too….it’s just that I’m too old to bother learning about the new bottom feeders…that when bottom feeders form the past feel like home…

Maybe I am just getting nostalgic and shit…cuz American Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away….or maybe I’m just happy to post a good old fashion staged bikini shoot from someone who fucking needs it more than anyone….

Today is a good day to be alive…except maybe for Heidi Montag….

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2012

08

Nov

What Crabs Mean to Me of the Day

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This is the best video of all time….about what crabs mean to a nice old lady….Crabs are an STD of the past thanks to bush being murdered, waxed and non existent….

I kinda feel bummed that the last time I had crabs was after taking a shit at a rave while high on speed in the early 90s….not cuz they are fun…but because I love the bush that comes with them….

All this to say that this video is amazing…I guess old ladies talking about Crabs can only be amazing….especially when they say “Fucked my pee hole with a home pregnancy test”

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Thanks Josh for all the Crabs
Best video ever.

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2012

08

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

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I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws…

But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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2012

08

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography…..

Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear.

She’s a babe.

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2012

08

Nov

Rita Ora’s Nipple While Performing of the Day

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Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna set her up like she was Chris Brown….

Only unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness… flashing panties and flashing nipples before….and now more importantly…wearing low cut shirts on stage at Red Bull events with no bra…like a good girl…all floppin around…titties everywhere…for me to want in my mouth.

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2012

08

Nov

Rihanna’s Horny and Competitive Instagram Pic of the Day

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I guess watching all those models…during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show she was the halftime performer along with Bieber at….do their bikini and lingerie model hustle…got Rihanna horny enough to post this.

Or maybe it is one of those ego fighting ego….typical girl shit…

Where they want to be the center of attention and be seen as sexy and as good as the actual lingerie models she was surrounded by…so she gets to posting this shit to be like “hey everyone…look at me…I am over here too”…

Seriously…the best way to fuck a girl you want to fuck…is to fuck another girl and tell the girl you want to fuck all about it…cuz girls..instinctively love to compete….so predictable and I love it…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

08

Nov

Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show of the Day

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The fact that I wasn’t invited to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…after all the good I do for the brand and more importantly the girls in it…from following their every fucking move like some kind of creepy pervert who cares way too much about them….was a bit of a slap in the face…reminding me that blogging…at least this kind of blogging…even if I am 10 years deep into it…is some amateur hour shit…

I gotta go mainstream….

Here are some pics of the infomercial I missed the taping off…which is probably a good thing…cuz no one wants a chronic masturbating homeless looking guy front row of any of their events….so I’ll just stick to the spray on hair and food dehydrator infomercials…I have yet to jerk off to…cuz I never got that desperate.

Featuring the same half naked cast of characters…Ambrosio, Swanepoel, Lima, Kroes, Rihanna, Kerr, Heatherton, etc…..

Here is NY Daily News Backstage…..talking to some of the models…..because they are a real media outlet and I am not….

Here is CBS talking to the girls backstage cuz they are a real media outlet….and I am not…

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Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2012

08

Nov

Ke$ha’s Orgy Music Video of the Day

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Katy Perry’s best friend…or as I like to call it…her jealous leech of a friend who she used to be all fucking gutter and lame at hipster parties before Katy Perry tits lured a relatively famous black recording artist who introduced her to all his friends….leading to her career…and by default her BFF Ke$ha’s career….cuz that’s just what horrible humans do for each other…they pollute the world with garbage….is sexing it up in her new video….wearing lingerie and trying to be erotic…doing anything she can for hits…views and to beat Katy Perry at her own game….which I doubt she will do..

Luckily post production….erased WHAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HALF NAKED

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2012

08

Nov

Dioni Tabbers Hot Nipples for HERO UK 2013 of the Day

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DIONI TABBBERS is some low level, insignificant, yet packaged as up-and-coming- cuz that is code word for “Maybe she’s make it” and as far as I am concerned she sure as hell should make it…cuz she gets naked for it….and that’s pretty much the right kind of eagerness…even if her other job option was working in some redlight district brothel in her home country, the Netherlands…..cuz fashion porn isn’t porn at all…it’s fashion people…

This is a shoot for Hero UK….some magazine…that I love…but maybe cuz the late 70s early 80s erotica…reminds me of my molested as a child childhood…Good times.

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2012

08

Nov

Rihanna and Kate Moss Together in V Magazine of the Day

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Here are two of my favorite girls I have never met, never will meet and don’t actually care about, in pictures for a fashion magazine…together and erotic enough for at least one person to masturbate to…but that’s not the point of these pictures…this is supposed to be some high concept editorial to sell luxury clothing…don’t you know anything…

The photographer is Mario Testino…..the pictures…semi erotic…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Rihanna