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2012

12

Nov

Ginta Lapina Lingerie for La Senza of the Day


Her name is Ginta Lapina….I have posted her TITS before…she’s a model…who models for Victoria’s Secret bootleg company that Victoria’s Secret owns…because owning 90% of the global undewear market means ruling the fucking world…

Sure Ginta may look a bit more like a hooker in these pics than a Victoria’s Secret model…who I guess in this world are like her older underwear model sisters….but she’s still pretty lovely half named….

I checked out her WIkipedia…and her hobbies include – listening to Rap Music…

Latvia gone nuts.

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2012

12

Nov

Arianny Celeste Does Maxim of the Day

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Maxim is still going strong…and by strong I mean hanging on as hard as they can by featuring eager girls who want as much exposure as they can get ….

Not that Arianny Celeste is a bottom feeder or anything…I mean she’s probably more famous than God right now…cuz UFC is fucking massive…so massive that it put Joe Rogan on the map despite his aging, and balding….and now it seems like this girl wants nothing to do with UFC cuz she’s cocky and ready for new projects while at her peak…a recipe for disaster that comes when all hookers get confidence….not that she’s a hooker…she’s a fine young lady….who may not be as hot as her replacement… Brittney Palmer …but who can still hold her own in the gayest of gay sports….because every gay sport that mimics gay porn foreplay…of man on man wrestling…needs a skirt to make it less gay….and she’s championed that role…a hero some may say….a hot as fuck body…I will say….

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Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2012

12

Nov

Titties at the Dee Dee Ramone MEMORIAL EXHIBITION of the Day


Thanks to the internet – I don’t have to leave my house…even if my house is a miserable fucking place….it is better than being forced to interact with the kind of assholes that attend events….you know networking…bullshit conversation…scenesters being seen….people just wasting time because missing an event….because I get to look at the pics on the internet….

Now I am as much of a fan of the Ramones as the next guy…and I am all for celebrating anyone’s death thru drinking…but I wouldn’t bother going out for that…even if there are drunk party girls who see a camera and take the opportunity to flash some tit…cuz that is how you get noticed…and I
don’t know who this girl is…but she’s got the right idea….

This girl is fun. I don’t know where she was raised where she learned to flash tits at formal events…but I do know it is a barn I would like to visit…..if anyone knows this girl…send her my way.

Pics via PURPLE.FR

Posted in:Dee Dee Ramone|NSFW

2012

12

Nov

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Split Memorial Video of the Day

It is the end of the fucking world…

So in great tragedies…at least in terms of staged relationships between homosexual boy toys and the Disney girls who want to ride their coat tails….Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up and it is official….

I know you probably heard rumors of this last week, because Selena Gomez was seen with another dude and Justin wrote “single” on twitter or some shit…but it wasn’t until yesterday that the mainstream media picked it up and everyone decided to talk about it like it fucking matters…

That alone is everything that is wrong with the world today….so I decided to make a memorial video to mock this celebrity relationship obsessions…you are all a bunch of pawns buying into the bullshit trap getting brain washed instead of uprising me….

So let’s make a bigger deal about idiots who are a big deal all cuz you made them a big deal…when the big deals should be shit that is actually relevant, important…and that matter… not twink tabloid fodder of idiots who probably never banged….for obvious reasons like they were never in the same room together….they only hung out a dozen times for the paparazzi…cuz the whole thing is marketing bullshit.

But then again…I am the one who made a tribute video documenting their fake love…reminding me that the real problem…is me….

I am ready for both of these pawns, especially the Ellen looking Usher Fucker one….to fall off like typical child stars – cuz that’s when things get semi interesting….that or the sex tape directed by Usher…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had a religious experience. I was buying hemorrhoid cream, cuz my asshole fucking hates me, at the grocery store…when some weird, creepy black woman from the islands came up to me and told me to repeat after her….basically some praise Jesus shit…repenting for my sins shit…and now I feel like I am either the chosen one, or ready to make some more fucking sins starting today….only this time I want them to be more tyrannical….I want to be an evil genius who rules the world…or at least multiple vaginas….and it all starts now…with some morning links…

And Now, The Funniest Knockout EVER – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Pincezz Felicity Jade Helps Us Stop Things Off (SEMI NSFW)
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Ride a Jet Ski on Land – VIDEO
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Kimberly is Most Def Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Mitt Romney Really Knows How to Stick It In and Break It Off When It Comes to His Staff Members
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Some Best Dressed Babes, Just Because
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Meet Victoria’s Secret’s Newest Model: Barbara Palvin
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Free Cam Shows, Cause We All Deserve to Coast on Monday (NSFW)
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Just Filming Some Gals at the Nude Beach – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Zumba ‘Hooker’ Alexis Wright Allegedly Posed Naked with 7-Year-Old Son
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I’d Like to Be All Over De, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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And This Dude Got His Eyeballs Tattooed. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Sexy Games, Have Yourself Some Fun, You Deserve It (NSFW)
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2012

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


I’ve been distracted today….3 different girls were sending me in pics and audio during their masturbation over the course of the last few hours…they wanted me to talk dirty to help them cum….it took priority over updating the best site on the internet no one reads….cuz no one would notice I was gone…while offering a great service to man…i am the next Ghandi…messiah…I bring joy and happiness and make for a better tomorrow….though assisting masturbation….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Downward Spiral Part 598
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The World’s Smallest Dog is Smaller Than You Would Think
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Jumping Off the Roof was Fail Before it was even a Fail
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Jennifer Hudson’s a Model
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Volleyball Spike to the Face
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Babes in Burqas
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Supermarket Skiing
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The 25 Hottest Adult Film Star Characters In Movies
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Kristen Stewart is Super Leggy
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Olivia Munn Was Cleavagy at the BAFTAS
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Sam Buxton is Sexy in Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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Don’t Hate The Brazilian Phoebe Price Because She’s More Beautiful Than Your Ugly Ass
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Thank God For Frisky Friday (SEMI NSFW)
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Katherine McPhee Bra Flash
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Arab Drift King
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It’s Thanksgiving is the New It’s Friday – Garbage Viral That Makes Me Want to Kill Myself Cuz This Tween Will Become a Millionaire…Even Though Her Parents are Already Millionaires – That’s How this Bar Mitzvah Quality Video Was Made….
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Today in Russia
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Christie Has One Sexy Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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If You’re Eddie Murphy You Get to Date Paige Butcher
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Don Lemon And Jonah Hill Were Fighting on Twitter Like 12 Year Old Girls
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Busty Latex Whore is Up to No Good (NSFW)
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Sexy Games For You to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Meet the Cast of Not Another Celebrity Movie. Do These Look Alikes Match Up? YOU DECIDE!
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Bianca Beauchamp in a Pink Swimsuit (NSFW)
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Rita Ora Nip Slip Anyone? (NSFW)
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Eliza Doolittle’s See Thru Dress with No Bra
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A Little Kate Middleton, Just Because
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Rihanna is Overly Dramatic in Her New Video – VIDEO
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Gotta Love It When a Brunette Hottie is All Bent Over (NSFW)
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Ranking the Worst Reality TV Stars Ever
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Sydnet and Brittania Get It On (NSFW)
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Wait Till You See Her Box (NSFW)
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Check Out Google House View. Wait, What?
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HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAILER FOR WORLD WAR Z?!?! – VIDEO
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Chrissy Teigen is Sexy in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Check Out This Indian Dare Devil (SITE NSFW)
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WTF?! Ex-News Anchor Michael Scott Arrested For Domestic Abuse Against His Girlfriend, Says “Time To Die Like OJ”
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Spencer Scott and Taylor Vixxxen Get It On (NSFW)
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Sasha Grey Co-Starring In Horror Flick With Elijah Wood (NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Who Theresa Palmer Is But I’m In Love With Her Already
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Sexy Amateur With Super Cute Tits (NSFW)
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Some Mandy Moore, Just Because
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Tamara Ecclestone Fake Tits in a Slutty Billionaire Dress
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You Need a Little More Hayden Panettiere
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Dog Selling Chickens
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Hilarious – Soccer Mom Fucks the Ref
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Blacks on Blondes
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A Little Anal Porn
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Oscar Worthy Porn Scenes
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Bathtub Creampie
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

09

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Rihanna Ass Grab at the VS Show Pics of the Day

Candice Swanepoel just posted this pic of her grabbing Rihanna’s ass at the VS fashion show…along with other pics of Rihanna saying girl crush…I am gonna assume it has something to do with Candice being african and Rihanna’s ancestors being african slaves that make her feel this connection but I am also gonna assume that Victoria’s Secret runs like a porn company…and that their girls are actually owned by the corporation….or at least their names are…because the corporation is powerful and made them the celebrities they are….taking them out of the third world….waving green cards in their faces…all while so many other girls could be doing their job…..

So I am gonna assume the instagram of all these girls is run in a little basement office at the Limited Brands head office in Ohio….but at least while pretending to be Candice…they are posting pics of her half naked….modeling from their show…to hype it up more than the infomercial already is…cuz as you know…I’m a pretty huge fan of this one….not sure why…but I’ll start with her toes and work my way up….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Rihanna

2012

09

Nov

Chrissy Teigan in a Bikini of the Day


I make fun…or harass…or annoy Chrissy Teigan on twitter every once in a while…you know with the typical…social climber…gold digger shit…but she’s actually a lot of fun….but more importantly…good at being in a bikini…

She’s married to John Legend or some other Grammy winning black piano playe…she’s an SI Model…and I guess I am a fan….because when a girl built like this shows it off..you can’t really hate them….under any circumstance…especially when they tell you they love your site….when you know that only amazing people love your site…even if she doesn’t actually love my site…I’ll take it….and promote her to the end of time…like she is my internet soul mate I must sing love songs to….even if she’s probably tired of the love song shit…even if love somgs helped pay for her luxury apartment…and the ring on her finger I’d like in my ass.

She’s one of the good ones….and here’s a dog humping her to prove it…cuz dogs only hump good people…..good people I’d be humping too…


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2012

09

Nov

Britney Spears Perfume Erotica of the Day


Britney’s Handlers launched a new fragrance using her name and her image in time for the Holiday shopping…in hopes every Britney fan…that is still straggling around the Christmas tree a few decades later…will be just as eager and excited to open this as they were when she launched her first perfume back when the straggle fan was 14 and it was ok to get excited about such a shitty gift…

It’s a cash grab people…and at least the promo pics are her all sluttin’ while stuntin…

I know she’s an old has been mom…who has been k-fedded once….and who has seen better days….but I’d still fuck her and I guess that’s what this is all about…

Here’s the video:

Here’s some pics….of her still trying…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2012

09

Nov

Alexa Vega Bikini Twitpic for Machete Kills of the Day

I don’t know what Machete Kills is…and I am not gonna bother looking it up….and you know what….I don’t know what Alexa Vega is and I am not gonna bother looking it up…because what I can tell by this pic is that she’s got great tits….but more importantly…that this is some nerd shit…and anyone who cares to look at this…probably already know her fucking specs…her life story and more importantly have her face stapled to their pillow case so they can wake up to her…you know the kind of weirdo you’d expect to stay a virgin…and who probably won’t let you down…..

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