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2012

25

Dec

Kylie Jenner Misses Summer of the Day

Kylie Jenner is probably 12 years old…but she posted a picture saying she misses summer…despite living in LA…and probably being in Hawaii or Mexico or the Caribbean with the rest of the rich world…cuz that’s just what spoiled brats who are being trained to be attention whores do…you see in most families parents fear their kids producing masturbation fodder for perverts but for the Kardashians…that’s what makes them rich and relevant….and I’ll buy into it…because I am as brain washed when it comes to the mainstream as all of you….not to mention teen bikinis are the guilty pleasure of all resort poolside/ocean side vacations at whatever level of luxury you’re at….naughty naughty…good thing you don’t have to worry about Santa’s judging since all that nonsense is done for the year…

I threw in some pics of her almost 18 year old, hotter sister, who is the prize pig of the Kardashian farm….doing Christmas with Kanye and her plastic Ken Doll dad….

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2012

25

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out that not everyone is Christian….or believers in the Christ child…or the fact that his “birth” has become some mainstream, over marketed, guilt ridden, debt generating, economy boosting, evil corporate materialistic pile of awesome….

Here are some morning links….if you’re bored and looking for good fucking Christmas times…

The Greatest Christmas Gift Freakouts Ever – VIDEO
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Messing With People Who Text the Wrong Numbers – A Gallery
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Maybe Kim Kardashian Will Get Her Heart Broken For Christmass
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LeAnn Rimes is Out of Her Fucking Mind of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Best Dressed Babes of the Week
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Bad Ass With a Hot Girlfriend…Who Really Isn’t That Hot At All
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Check Out This Behind-The-Scenes Look at the Making of Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar (Video)
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Free Cam Shows for a Sexy Christmas Day (NSFW)
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Sexy Girlfriend Gets Herself Off and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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WATCH: 2012 Gets an Animated Send Off of Epic Proportions
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Jenna is Super Sexy and My Christmas Gift to You
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It’s a Very Scary Christmas Snowman Prank – VIDEO
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2012

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Merry Fucking Christmas Dirtbags.

If you are Jewish…today may be the one day you should consider converting….but then again..if you are Jewish you know that everyday is Christmas for you…cuz you in fact make all the money on Christmas…from suckers buying all your products to mindlessly give to each other like a bunch of consumer idiots….

You can find me on TWITTER I like it over there….lots of pussy…

You can find all the best BEST BEST CHRISTMAS VIRAL VIDEOS HERE

Here are some stepLINKS….

Call me if you need anything – I’ll be half dead in a ditch somewhere….and by me, I mean the hookers I’ll be banging…

Tis the fucking season….

Courtney Stodden’s Naked for X-Mas as Classy as she Gets….
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What is Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Crying About today?
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – CHRISTMAS EDITION – VIDEO
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Operation X-Mas Drop
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Christmas Food Court Flash Mob
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Emily VanCamp in her Underwear
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Bar Refaeli Takes Mind-Blowing Passionata Lingerie Photos
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Victoria Justice And Ariana Grande In Sexy Leotards
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Kim Kardashian Thinks Instagram Will Destroy Her Ability To Suck Every Dollar Out Of Everything
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Santa’s Naughtiest Helpers (20 Pics) (NSFW)
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Lisette Marie is Super Sexy, No? (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows for a Very Sexy Christmas Eve
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Skateboarding Pug
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Heavy Metal Christmas Light Show
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Jessica Biel Gives me a Boner
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Amateur Teen Gets Herself Off in the Tub (NSFW)
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Justin Bieber is a fucking Idiot of the Day
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Animals Being Awesome – a GIF Collection
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Emily Vancamp Looks Sexy on the Cover of Woman’s Health
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Christmas Videos from Your Favourite Busty Brits! (NSFW)
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Jannifer Lopez is in Short Shorts
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Kelly Brooke is See Through on a Boat (NSFW)
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Kinky Teen Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Miss France Marine Lorphelin Upskirt on TV
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So Long Tina Fey and 30 Rock….
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The Best Dressed Babes of 2012
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And MORE Kelly Brooke Hotness
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18 Funny and Amazing Christmas Videos
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This Slut is Dripping Wet (NSFW)
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Santa’s Little Sluts – A Gallery (NSFW)
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A December FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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A Snowy Backflip FAIL – VIDEO
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Celebslam Presents: Santa’s Naughty and Nice List
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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These Sluts Have Two Tits and Four Eyes (NSFW)
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Ho, Ho, Ho! The Most [Allegedly] Promiscuous Celebrities Of 2012
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Lesbian Encounter of the Day (NSFW)
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Model Guinevere Van Seenus Shows Everything Except Her Anus (NSFW)
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HELLOOOOO NINA AGDAL!!
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Latin Slut Makes My Day Better (NSFW)
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Bai Ling Sluttiness is Your Early Christmas Present
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Cat Vs Vaccuum
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Russian Backflip Fail
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Awesome Filipino on a Fat Chick Xmas Sex
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Svetlana and Her Vibrator are Misleading
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Hot Blonde Gf Fucks
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Pandora’s Christmas Shave
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Not So Merry Xmas
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Christmas Miracle I Call the Part of the Nativity Scene they Left Out- You know where Mary Got Pregnant….
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

24

Dec

THE LAST DAY OF stepXMAS of the Day

I’d like to thank everyone who has been a part of this amazing Christmas journey that will inspire Christmases to come…..bringing joy to the world and good will towards men….
LELO’s AMAZING SEX TOYS
PLATINUM STAGES
VAPETROPOLIS VAPES
NORTHSKULL JEWELRY
HENLEY CIGS
REAL TOUCH INTERACTIVE
MADCREEPY CREEPY T-Shirts
MUNKEY BARZ SEX HARNESS
SLICKWRAPS iPhone 5 Cases
NEUVO MONDE WATCHES
WESC RZA HEADPHONES
DRUNKENSWEATSHOP T-SHIRTS
Wolf & Harrison Flasks and Tee Shirts
DANNY STEEZY Tee Shirts
EVERYDAY DAY ENERGY
MAGIC SILK LINGERIE
RAYNE LONGBOARDS
DUO GAMES iPAD Controllers
MONKEY SPANKER

And the awesome and good time topless amazing models: Veronica Vice and Ariel Rebel …..

Here are the pics


To See the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Guide
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2012

24

Dec

Jenny McCarthy Naked Christmas of the Day

I can’t tell if these are old or new Jenny McCarthy Santa hat naked in a bed pics…covered so that you don’t have to see her autistic making vagina…like it was the 90s…years before she made babies….because it’s Christmas and she doesn’t want to punish us…..

I can’t tell if these are old or new Jenny McCarthy Santa hat naked in bed pics….and not because she’s aged so elegantly and that she still looks like she’s a 24 year old hooker…but because I don’t fucking care. Merry Christmas…even if Christmas has AIDS.

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2012

24

Dec

Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Seymour knew this day was coming and I am going to say she even got new implants to celebrate…it’s Christmas in St Barts…this time comes around every year for her…and the local paparazzi….as they jump on board and snap off pics of her…whether it is giving her son a boner a few years ago…or showcasing how much her model, rockstar fucking, Guns N Roses split up causing body, has failed her….

But this year…this year is different…cuz she’s realized people still care…and are looking and that even thought it may not be the 90s anymore…she can still starve herself….but more importantly….she can still get stupid beach ball like implants like it was…and I approve because beach balls make the beach more fun….

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2012

24

Dec

Christy Turlington’s My Girlfriend of the Day


Christy Turlington is my girlfriend…sure it’s not official…I’ve just started promising her the world of my romance…you know holding hands and gazing into each other’s eyes…til the end of time….because she’s a beautiful ex-model, current model, doing model shit modeling….into her 40s and still looking sexy to me…but I could just be saying that because I am blinded by love….and here she is modeling for who fucking cares…I’m going back to her instagram to plot how I am going to ruin her happy marriage…

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2012

24

Dec

Kimora Lee Simmons Hot Body in a Bikini of the Day


I have a thing for gold digging hookers in bikinis in luxurious places with their kids that secured their gold digging status…and made them seem like they aren’t gold diggers at all…you know since you brought the gold’s kids into the world….and pretended to front his clothing line and shit….so that it seems like she’s not spending their ex husbands money…but spending money they’ve earned with their vagina….especially when they are old….it’s like finding expired milk in the fridge…past it’s prime…but still worth smelling to see if it will make you sick…only with more implants…

Posted in:Kimora Lee Simmons

2012

24

Dec

Ariana Grande in a Bodysuit of the Day

Ariana Grande is some cam whore, at least that’s what I think she is, cuz I follow her on TWITTER and she’s always coordinating cam shows…and since the only cam show I know requires a girl to be masturbating, using the fuck machine, squirting or even getting fucked….that’s that only thing I can possibly imagine her doing on those cam shows I don’t watch but that she advertises…and when I see pics of her in a leotard…posing like a hipster in a leotard…something that probably woulda got me hard years ago when I had a leotard fetish…but that is now just standard outfits thanks to every popstar and the girl who imitates them….

Either way, it’s on some entry level amateur pornography….and I like it….even if I don’t know who this is.

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2012

24

Dec

Emmy Rossum in a Hot Tub of the Day


Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst….and not because she GETS NAKED ON TV …that’s actually the only thing I don’t mind about her…I mean that and her willingness to get naked like a stripper to get ahead…in her shitty career…but when she’s just in a hot tub for instagram…something she blocked me from…cuz she’s obviously an insecure little twat who knows she’s not as hot as the public thinks she is….you know low grade…only tell me nice things cuz I need to be reassured…kinda girl…

And here she is in a hot tub in a bikini to…real exciting.

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