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2012

13

Nov

Keira Knightley Strategic Topless for Allure UK of the Day

Keira Knightley is posing strategically topless for Allure UK…because I guess it makes sense to feature her topless for en editorial on her…you know all artistic…representing how the magazine is peeling the layers of her character to get us to her core….in what makes absolutely no sense whatsoever…and that I just made up as an excuse for the nude pics…..when really it’s all designed to get them some fucking attention…to sell copies…cuz no one buys magazines anymore….cuz shooting her in a fucking snow-suit won’t get people to notice…but shooting her topless makes the world go nuts…

The world is filled with perverts…sex sells…but only some of us are punished for it…

Not that I’m complaining about this…I like bare back as much as the next guy…..

I’m just complaining that I’m considered a porn site cuz I post pics these assholes take….when these assholes make millions off the same pics.

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2012

13

Nov

Jaime Lee Kirchner for Esquire of the Day

If you have been wondering what Jaime Lee Kirchner….one of the actors of the movie RENT….has been up to the last 6 years…and I know you have….I don’t have the answers for you…but I will say that she is modeling in Esquire…showing some nipple…like it was a porn mag…cuz nipples are fashionable…and more important…totally advertiser friendly…when you have to compete on the internet for hits…cuz tits get hits…it’s pretty much the only reason I’m alive…and the only reason I do posts on people as insignificant as Jaime Lee Kirchner…..

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2012

13

Nov

Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes of the Day


Rosie Jones may not have the best face in the game…and she may not even have the best body…or the best tits…but they are pretty fucking lovely….and fighting a pretty good fight for the fucking title…all thanks to her willingness to embrace her skill set….and realize that she might as well showcase, broadcast and exploit the shit as hard as she can…because it will make her more money than anything else she puts her mind to..

There is nothing more annoying than seeing a babe…or at least a girl with a rockin’ body working a shitty job…instead of embracing her “talent” and doing something life changing like this.

I am some Tony Robbins motherfucker when it comes to convincing girls to getting naked for success….I should make an infomercial….

Here are some topless outtakes from a recent shoot….


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2012

13

Nov

Tamara Ecclestone Billionaire Titties in Loaded of the Day

Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire…or at least the heir to a billionaire…cuz her dad is a billionaire…making her richer than Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian and luckily equally tacky, attention starved and low level…I mean sure she doesn’t have a sex tape, but she’s from the UK, they are more sophisticated than that, they prefer to keep their smut less about penetration and more about showcasing their fake tits…in the low quality photoshoots the blue collar commoners can masturbate to when they aren’t sweeping chimneys…and the whole thing is funny…because she’s a fucking billionaire…and showcasing her fakers….is totally something she does not have to be doing…making it as much amazing as it is ridiculous.

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2012

13

Nov

Leryn Franco’s Olympic Ass on the Beach of the Day


Leryn Franco is some Olympic track and field star from some country I am not gonna bother googling…who also does some modeling….and more importantly…sun tanning…on the beach in some amazing bikini bottoms…that showcase her abilities or at least potential capabilities as a javelin catcher….and by javelin…I mean cock.


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2012

13

Nov

Brittney Palmer for Maxim of the Day

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Brittney Palmer is going to be in Montreal, the city I am unfortunately prisoner to an obese french whoman who pays my rent in exchange for eternal love, devotion, and commitment…that I don’t really give her…but only cuz I am not good at anything I set my mind to. It is all part of being a failure.

Anyway, I emailed her and her people to have a little make out session – but she didn’t get back to me…maybe I came on too strong when I sent pics of me in bondage gear and a strap on.

She was in Maxim, She’s the new, non-ethnic Arianny Celeste and I’m pretty sure her body is going places…unfortunately none of those places are my face.

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2012

13

Nov

Enya Bakunova is a Hot Nude Model of the Day

This girl…is amazing. I think I should make her my official girlfriend…you know considering I just had sex with her at least twice…in my mind…

I love big titty girls…willing to get naked to get ahead…it makes me want them to sit on my face…until I can’t breath…so that I die a wonderful vagina filled death….from a set of tits…the world can cross reference when I’m gone….cuz keeping these tits underwrap….exclusive to the dudes she fucks….would be a fucking crime…

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2012

13

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have decided that as much as I hate procreation…the world needs as many of me as possible…so in efforts to make that happen I have poked holes in the condoms I use on the variety of woman I have sex with….creating a master race in my image….a race that will grow up fatherless…just cuz I make em doesn’t mean I don’t have to be a deadbeat with them….

I’m finally maturing into a real man.

Here are some links….

Mother To Sell Daughter’s Virginity To Reality Show…
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Elmo’s Gay Sex Scandal (Yup, You Read That)
And I Think This is a Republican Election Backlash Type Thing Against Sesame Street, I’m Not Even Fucking Joking
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Tania Funes is Island Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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A Billion Dollar Set Of Tits
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Mandy Marie Wants You to Take All Of Her In (SEMI NSFW)
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Here’s An Old But Fun Pair Of Tits
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10 Bets You Will Always Win, Make Yourself Some Money – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr Wins This Round of Best Dressed Celebrity Babes
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Sex in the Kitchen – A Gallery
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Free Cam Shows, Get to Work (NSFW)
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The Sybian Turns This Slut Into Some Kind od Demon
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Taiwan Tackles the Petraeus Affair with WTF Animation – VIDEO
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Imogen Thomas is Always Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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This 9 Year Old Will Tell You How to Pick Up Chicks
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Sexy Games That Will Help You Get Your Naughty Side Into Trouble (NSFW)
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2012

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about this hemorrhoid is the way it reminds me of prison rape…those were the days…and they probably explain why I made Bieber / Gomez break up videos….

I’m sure reading about my hemorrhoids is you new favorite thing….but luckily…no one reads anything I write…cuz they are too busy falling in love with me muscles…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Some Photos of The Chick Justin Bieber May or May Not Have Banged
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Courtney Stodden and Her Tits Give Some Relationship Advice
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Awesome Ashley Olsen Creepiness
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Turtle Fight
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Cameron Diaz is Hot for Elle
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17 Year Old Girl Does Crossfit
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Fin With Microwave Popcorn – VIDEO
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Bérénice Marlohe Captured in Sexy Shoot for GQ India
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Tamara Ecclestone Insane Charity Cleavage
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Demi Moore is 50
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I’d Love to Be All Over Stephanie
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Hayden Porter is Our Red Hot Fantasy (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Always Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Michelle Trachtenberg
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Loni Rae is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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IF Your Twat Does This, You Shouldn Probably Go to The Doctor (NSFW)
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Free Sexy Games, You Gotta Play to Win (NSFW)
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Riding Jet Ski on Land is a Bad Idea
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9 Year Old Teaches How to Pick Up Girls
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Some Cameron Diaz Cause It’s a Slow Day
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I Dunno Who Ashley Smith is But She is Topless and I Like It (NSFW)
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Matthew McConaughey is Starving Himself and It’s Unreal
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Francia Raisa Camel Toe Hike (SITE NSFW)
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Jodie Gasson’s Purple Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Tom Cruise is Kinda Pathetic and Here’s Why
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Gotta Love a Babe Stripping Off Her Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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13 Simpsons Jokes That Actually Came True!
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Alice’s Tits Are Kinda Insane (NSFW)
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It Must Be Ladies Night (NSFW)
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So THAT’S Why MTV Doesn’t Play Music Videos Anymore (VIDEO)
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This 80 Year Old Body Builder Will Kick Your Ass (VIDEO)
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Fernanda Mello is One Hot Model
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW)
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Rihanna is Almost Naked on the Cover of GQ
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Busty Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Mission Accomplished: Australia Abandons Porn Filter Plans (SITE NSFW)
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Bikini-Clad Chrissy Teigen Shoots A Commercial For Nike! OW!
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A Bunch of Moegle Girls Showing Off Their Tits (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Airport Hotness
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Teddy Bear Masacre
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Cat Fights Reflection
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Rihanna & Kate Moss for V Magazine
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I Got 99 Problems and They All Bitches
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Nicole Aniston Gallery
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Chanel Preston Gallery
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Soccer Mom Fucks Ref
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

12

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Fake Titties for Self Magazine of the Day

Hayden Panettiere has breast implants…and she’s on a new TV show….and she’s now in Self magazine…where I assume she is ignoring the fact that she was insecure with herself…and decided to get herself some fakers to make herself feel better about her self…you know balance out her broad back and midget body self…as most girls insecure about her small tits do…no wait…all the girls I know we fake titties put those fuckers on blast…pull them out at every party….make everyone grab them….all in efforts to get a solid return on investment…but that’s probably cuz they saved up for them for months while Panettiere makes a set of fake tittes or 10,000 dollars a fucking hour….

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