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2012

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes….we take pictures of hot bodied girls in lingere….that was sent to us by are partners at LELO ….

Sometimes…we don’t…

But we like when we do….and when we do…we post the PIC ON THE INTERNET

Cuz hot bodied half naked girls….make for boners….especially when they aren’t hookers….strippers….or my wife…and cleaning your fucking room….

Here are some morning links….

Never Before Have I Been So Enthralled With What a Truck Driver is Doing. Seriously – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Just a Regular Day With a Dog Walking On a Tightrope. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Anna Grigorenko is an International Hottie (SEMI NSFW)
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Amber Sym is a Bow Tie Beauty (SEMI NSFW)
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Leryn Franco is Rocking a Bikini
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The 25 Stupidest Ideas For Game Shows
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Wednesday! (NSFW)
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Perv Secretly Films Girl’s Pussy at Nudist Beach (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal’s Sexy Holiday Lingerie: PHOTOS
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Babe Madden (NSFW)
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Don’t Play the Trivia Wax Game – VIDEO
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2012

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Bieber Can’t Decide Between Models or Gomez or Models Or Who fuckign Cares…I just like the Bikini Pics of the Pussy he Fucks
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Why Hello There Kristen Stewart’s Ass Cheeks
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David Petraeus Scandal Becomes Animation….
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Best Truck Driver Ever
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fall Asleep When Drinking With Friends – VIDEO
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Terry Richardson Photographs Model Cara Delevingne at His Studio
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Bella Thorne is Trouble and I Like It
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Here’s Another Dumb Trailer for Lohan’s New Shitty Movie – VIDEO
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Natalie is Cute in Sexy Flowered Panties (SITE NSFW)
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Jeannie is Keeping Fit and I Like It (SEMI NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan is a Trainwreck and I Won’t Lookaway Till She’s Dead – VIDEO
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Hilarious Basketball Fail….
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Dog on a Tight Rope
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of Them (NSFW)
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KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time
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Kimberly is Down on All Fours, Check It Out
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This Dildo is Going Deep, And Guess Where? (NSFW)
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Elle Fanning Had Better Have Been On Drugs Cause That’s The Only Way to Explain Those God Damned Shoes
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Holly Peers and India Reynolds for Nuts Magazine (NSFW)
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Khloe Kardashian’s Nipple Was Hosting the X Factor (SITE NSFW)
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I Would Fuck Ashley Tisdale In The Dark
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Once Asleep, Now Awake
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Joe Biden’s Carmen San Diego
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Looking Back on Carmen Electra – GALLERY
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Kendall Jenner is Leggy and Inappropriate
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If You’re Anything Like Me, You Wanna Be All Over This Ass (NSFW)
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Dead Musicians You Most Want to See Perform as Holograms
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These Sluts Are Giving Them Pussies a Workout, Wow (NSFW)
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WOULD YOU HIT IT? LUCKY LATISHA (NSFW)
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She’s probably preety good at handing long cock
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Death Metal Kitty is Our LOL Cat of the Day – VIDE0
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And That’s Why You Don’t Buy an iPad From the Gas Station – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrua Hates Her Fan or Something
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Badly Chosen Logos – A Gallery
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Rihanna Topless Showing Off Her Mocha Brown Nipples
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Father Gets Caught Sleeping With Son’s Girlfriend And Is Beaten To Death By His Children While Their Mother Covers It Up
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Heidy and Aliz Are Getting It On WOW (NSFW)
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So You Want To Live In A Porn Theater? (NSFW)
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Red Carpet Ladies at the Breaking Dawn 2 Premiere
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This Sweet Teen Has Some Huge Tits (NSFW)
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Penelope Cruz Looks Fantastic in Some New Ad Campaign
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Christina Hendricks’ Glorious Rack Attended Some Event
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Dogs are the Fucking Best….
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Bonafide T-Shirt Of the Day
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Kirsten Price, Sammie Rhodes, Melissa Jacobs – Soft As Fur Photoshoot I Want to Make Love To Myself To….
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Really Hot Nude Model Nude Modeling
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Lyla Storm Public Disgrace
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Naked Celebrities….
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Naked Amateurs…
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

13

Nov

Selena Gomez Smiling Calm After the Storm of the Day

We had a crisis yesterday when mainstream media reported the Bieber/Gomez spilt…..So I expressed myself with a Memorial Video …..then we were taken on a MEDIA BLITZ roller coaster where they reported Bieber was banging Barbara Palvin the lingerie/bikini model for Victoria’s Secret…..then they said they were back together…and I rejoiced….by making a celebration video of their love to express that joy…..even though I really don’t care about these brats, who they are fucking, when they are fucking, why they are fucking, or if it is all just a marketing campaign….

Even though, if I was Bieber – I’d be fucking low level groupie models who are 18 and just getting a taste of fame…instead of some barely attractive, ego, celebritant twat from Disney….who you know is a whole bag of bullshit spoiled brat behavior that comes with being young, rich with a ton of fans….while groupie models who are 18 and just starting up are way easier to handle…she’s new to it and hasn’t had time to grow into a cunt…and even if she has at least she’s hot bodied….while Gomez…kinda looks like a monkey….even in a hot little dress at the Glamour awards while all the other tweens in their 20s were at the Twilight premiere….I’d rather stare Barbara Palvin in Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot and I hate catalog shoots…..


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2012

13

Nov

Candice Swanepoel for Juicy Couture for Terry Richardson of the Day

As you may or may not know…I fucking love Candice Swanepoel for her personality….it’s got nothing to do with her hot fit body in a thong bikini…a body she gets paid 100s of thousands of dollars to be in shitty campaigns for Juicy Couture like this….shot by Terry Richardson…who snuck into the shit….that I call shit…cuz it fully lacks any originality like all the shit going on out there….

Now I know there are hotter girls than this tall as fuck South African model….but they aren’t the ones in this stupid video…so it’d be stupid to talk about them….wouldn’t it…

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2012

13

Nov

Ashley Green at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

OMG IT WAS THE EVENT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY…..

The Twilight Premiere…..and Ashley Green’s tits were there….cuz Twilight is the only reason she fucking exists….

I feel like more people cared about the Twilight Premiere than they did about the presidential election…this shit is bigger than fucking god…the kind of event publicists for all the low level stars were fighting to get into…media fucking hype for the worst fucking movie franchise of all fucking time…I’ve seen 5 minutes of one and it was fucking ghetto….

I am not looking forward to hearing about this garbage the next 3 months…but I am glad that it’s the last one in the franchise…because then we can go back on to living…normal…unpolluted by garbage lives…no wait…that won’t happen….hollywood will force feed garbage down our throat.


To see a bunch of pics…One Would Say the Master List of Twilight Red Carpet Pics of Girls Like Kristen Stewart – Showing Upper Thigh…and Other Low Levels Looking to get Noticed…..from the Red Carpet
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2012

13

Nov

Danielle Harris in Leather Lingerie of the Day


Danielle Harris is some scream star….and here she is modeling some leather lingerie and her loyal horror fans have fucking boners for even though she’s 35 years old…and that in and of itself is disgusting…

22 years ago she was Halloween 5’s 13 year old….and now she’s doing these really low level fetish shoots…cuz girls’ gotta pay her rent…and that’s just a really nice way for things to pan out…cuz she looks alright in lingerie to me….

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2012

13

Nov

Sara Underwood Doing Nerd Shit for Attention of the Day

I get her hustle…but I hate her hustle….I like to think I hate this exploiting nerd shit for nerds because I am a fighter of equal rights of all people…and I always side with the underdog…their social ineptitude and lack of friends, street smarts, and sex life…make them easy targets for a playboy model to market herself to….you know like a telemarketing type scam against trusting elderly who have no mental capacity to say no to the scammer….only the nerd version….I guess she figures she’s done the posing nude thing, now she can be playful, dress in costume, and get more money and more fans that will last, if only these idiots believe she’s actually into their shit, which they do…cuz they hope that she is more than they hope for brain washing software that actually works to be released so that they can get laid…

You get what I’m saying, it’s an easy target…and she’s a fucking loser for jumping on board…

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2012

13

Nov

Elisandra Tomacheski Catalog Lingerie Pics for Nordstrom of the Day

Prior to today…I didn’t think it was possible that there could be a lingerie shoot for a lingerie company that was more boring, tedious, and repetitive than the catalog shoots Victoria’s Secret releases…you know with edited out vagina lip and nipples…but it turns out the Nordstrom pulled it off…with relatively hot model Elisandra Tomacheski, who like 80 percent of Victoria’s Secret talent is from Brazil…but who just lacks a whole lot of hard nipple and thonged ass to really make this shoot interesting to our desensitized minds….and that’s pretty fucking unfortunate….because I should get excited by all girls half naked…and the fact that these evil corporations have the ability to make me not get excited by them…remind me why I hate them….

Here are the pics of Elisandra Tomacheski….in the least erotic lingerie in the history of lingerie…ever…what a waste of a hot fucking body…


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Posted in:Elisandra Tomacheski

2012

13

Nov

Cheryl Cole and Kimberly Walsh Imply Lesbianism of the Day

Nothing like a low level pop star…who was likely a hooker prior to being cast as the lead in a fabricated band…but who is now the ex wife of a soccer star…and TV presenter…cuz life just worked out for her…thanks to being hot….crying for attention like a college girl at a frat party….kissing her BFF to give all the boys boners….it’s a good way to establish her worth….and her presence….and next time she should do it with more tongue…and more importantly…with her friends…”downtown” lips….it makes for better photos….

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2012

13

Nov

Rihanna’s Strategic Nude Pics for GQ of the Day

The main thing I like about Rihanna is that she does these sleazy fashion shoots…where she’s sexed up and half naked…and it feels pretty authentic…like she likes being topless in pictures…like she wants people jerking off to her…like being at the fucking top is just more reason for her to show more skin to more eyeballs..cuz that is what gets her off…

I mean she doesn’t need to be doing this, she could already own the entire island of Barbados she’s from and make herself Queen….where all the locals worship her….she’s that fucking rich….but she wants to do it…and I know this because when she’s not being featured in magazines…she’s shooting pics herself for social media…

Maybe she was molested as a child….Maybe I don’t care…and either should she….

She’s won at life and I like the way she’s giving back….

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