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2012

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Nov

Helen Hunt Full Frontal Nude Scene in The Sessions of the Day

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Helen Hunt is in a new movie about a paralyzed due to Polio poet who is a virgin and decides to hire her to have sex with him…it is called The Sessions, but I call it 40 year old virgin, the Oscar winning edition…

Luckily, like all hookers…or “sex surrogates” as they call her in the movie…she gets naked, shows her old lady hangers…and some bush…cuz I’m guessing if this 40 year old version is paralyzed due to Polio…it takes place in an era before the bikini wax…

The scary thing in all this is that these pics some Pirate took…totally turns me on….

I blame Mad About You circa 1994….or maybe I blame the fact that Helen Hunt Has got bush..cuz bush is dead with today’s youth…but as an old as fuck dude…I Remember…I’ll Never Forget…

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2012

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Nov

Gabriela Rabelo Lovely for Macy’s Lingerie of the Day

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This Brazilian Model Is Awesome…even in shitty underwear shoots for Macy’s that remind me of jerking off to the Sears catalog in an era before the Internet….only with a lot less anxiety…because my foster mom won’t get mad and make me do borderline criminal things to me…to punish me when she gets home from working at the diner when she finds her Sears Catalog desecrated, violated, raped by someone who isn’t even her biological son…

I really hate lingerie catalog shoots….and I always have…with their edited nipples and mall family portrait quality….but it is the Holidays and time for all the stores to push this shit like it is crack cocaine to all the useless husbands who don’t know what to buy their wives they hate…..but this Gabriela Rabelo makes this Macy’s shit worth lookin’ at….

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2012

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Nov

Anna Draganska Modeling Lingerie Amazingly of the Day

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Anna Draganska is Polish…but unlike most poles…she’s not in the circus due to great juggling skills and/or bear training skills…..she’s not a gymnast…or an Olympic weight lifter….she’s not in line for rationed bread…and she’s not in a catalog for mail order brides…..

I admit, my knowledge of anyone eastern European or Russian is from an era when they were all behind the Iron Curtain during the Cold War..and as an ignorant man, I don’t feel the need to update my preconceived notions…but I do feel a need to stare at her half naked pics….cuz Communist USSR survivors…who were probably born after communism…and are actually daughters of billionaires…can be pretty fucking spectacular to look at….

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2012

14

Nov

Rozanna Purcell in Shiny Lingerie for the Sun of the Day

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She is Miss Universe Ireland 2010 and now she’s miss girl who’s shiny cheap looking panties I want to masturbate on to see my sperm drip off of….but would fear that my sperm would dissolve the shit…and not due to it’s toxicity thanks to hard drinking and bad living…but do to the cheap as fuck lookin quality of the fabric…you know some “don’t get this wet” it will turn into something horrible and poisonous like sulphuric acid and that should be recalled from China….if it wasn’t jacked up against this Miss Universe Ireland 2010 Rozanna Purcell’s hot body…

But I will say, the cheap panties work for me, they remind me of all I’ve ever known on the caliber of woman I have bedded, and I like how they make her a little less pageant and a lot more pornstar…

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2012

14

Nov

Babes who Matter at the CFDA/ VOGUE Fashion Fund Event of the Day

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Events…all events…that I see pictures of celebrities at…no matter how low level that celebrity is…remind me of how insignificant I am…because I was never sent an invite…even though I wouldn’t have gone…not because I am too cool to attend events…but because I don’t like leaving my house…or as I like to call it…my pile of filth…the coffin in which I self destruct…but it’d still be nice to get the invite…you know to be a little less like every birthday party in elementary school I didn’t make the cut for….something I am used to…and a lot more like that stamp of approval I need for my self esteem….from society….and the people who really matter like leaches and latch ons…and scenesters…and social climbers…who aim to attach themselves to…cuz they think you are relelvant or the next big thing…cuz you are at the right place with all the right people according to themn…..I need these vapid empty people in fashion to like me…for me to feel like I matter….I’m being sarcastic….I’m just happy lookin at the pics from the comfort of my soiled couch…next to my unshowered, cheese smelling, wife.

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2012

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Nov

Jenna Pietersen Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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Jenna Pietersen is apparently some SI model from South Africa….who is not very famous, we’re talking under 3,000 twitter followers, who I may or may not love looking at in lingerie…who I may or may not have emailed asking her to be my girlfriend…without putting any strategy into my seduction process…cuz she’ll likely just think it’s some Nigerian scam or spam and delete my tender, loving, romantic words…..while I could have charmed her like I charm all the other models I have sex with in my life….but her rejection is ok…I can take it…and I deserve it for not playing the situation right….but I think I come out a winenr…cuz I don’t have to take her on a date to see her in lingerie…..she gives that to everyone for free….My kind of girl…which is pretty much why I want to sing her love songs til the end of fucking time….

She’s a Blogger…So If Masturbating to Her Pics Isn’t Enough for you Desensitized Perverts…You can also Masturbate to Her Writing…While I Don’t Masturbate to Her Cuz I Respect her as my Soul Mate
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2012

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Nov

The Rest of Rihanna’s GQ Shoot of the Day

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The other day I posted the December GQ Cover featuring Rihanna…cuz I am always first to the gate…and now I’m posting the rest of the pics…cuz I like or at least respect her…as much as I respect any hooker…which is not very much…but more than I respect girls who don’t slut out…when they should be slutting out…even if they don’t have to slut out…

To clarify….Rihanna doesn’t have to be posing half naked ever…but she does…while girls who should pose half naked to help pay off their debt, student loans, etc….don’t….because they are losers with morals who don’t want to cheapen themselves…while people like Rihanna….keep fucking winning….

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2012

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Nov

Nordstrom Hates Thongs but I love Danielle Knudson of the Day

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It amazes me that in this smut filled world we live in…you know one filled with porn…and trashy celebrated rich kids with sex tapes….and cheating politicians, church leaders and perverts fucking everywhere…..that companies…still try to take the purist approach to selling lingerie as to not upset their overly conservative, Christian customers….

Because seeing Nordstrom….a major fucking retailer…crop out the thong ass of the model like they were trying to avoid being inappropriate…despite trying to sell the fucking thongs in the first place…is just fucking backwards thinking…

Especially when the model who’s amazing ass they are cropping out is…young, vibrant, amazing, Danielle Knudson , who I never heard of before today…but who I can say is probably my soul mate cuz I have a undying urge in my pants to get her fucking pregnant.

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2012

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Nov

Karen Nuernberg is Amazing for GQ Italia of the Day

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Karen Nuernberg is a brazilian model who I wish was the model in the sex cult I have been trying to establish the last 20 years…that only allows hot models from other countries to be in it…and where initiation involves them choking me out while sitting on my fucking face…for 8 hours a day….a sex cult that all though seems genius in my sexual fantasies…and like the logical thing all girls should be a part of despite it having no upside at all…that I’m starting to lose confidence in ever happening…because I am shitty at organization, brain washing, abducting, and all that other good stuff that sex cults need…

Luckily, GQ Italia, is a little better at getting things done…cuz she may not be choking me out at my command, but she’s still half naked….and that’s as good as it gets with this Karen Nuernberg babe.

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2012

14

Nov

Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

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This is like the Halle Berry / Billy Bob Thorton in Monsterballs, interracial sex scene…only this time it is actually interracial…because Denzel is Black and the Nadine Velazquez sounds hispanic or central american…while Billy Bob…as you’d expect with a name like Billy Bob was white and Halle Berry…also white…and I have no idea why I am talking about that movie…when this pirated clip from flight…all low quality…is in front of us….all big, round, amazing assed…with a set of implants…riding an old black man with a thong…shit’s like a slow night at the stripclub…on the wrong side of the tracks…only far better paid…and I figure it’s worth watching…cuz knowing Denzel…shit’s gonna be nominated for an Oscar…you see cuz every couple years they have to give out an award to someone who isn’t white…to make it look fair, legitimate, not staged and not racist….

The movie is called FLIGHT and now you’ve seen the best part….

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Here are some pics of Nadine_Velasquez in Maxim and FHM back in 2007 and 2008 when she had her big and only break before today on a show called MY NAME IS EARL….and the League….She’s 33, married, American..and I am sure there are more pics of her floating around, but feel I’ve done my dude…showcasing her big screen ass from a movie still in theaters….I’m a hero like that….

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