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2012

01

Nov

Kelly Kelly is a Viking of the Day


Barbie Blank….or Kelly Kelly who legally can’t use that name since it is a registered trademark of the WWF or whatever Wrestling Federation she was a part of before deciding she was good enough to venture out on her own…like all arrogant, cocky sluts at the top of their game….to pursue a career doing god fucking knows what the next step for a stripper looking wrestler’s career is….dressed up like a sexy Viking…a fetish I can’t really understand anyone having…because vikings are big burly unshowered men…..but I guess it’s not about fetishes…it is about Halloween and the ability to make any costume available at the sex shop…all low cut with a push up bra in it….cheesy maybe, but really what the fuck do you expect from a stripper looking girl who is named Barbie Blank….seriously.

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2012

01

Nov

Sophie Turner is a Lawyer Dressed like a Belly Dancer Slut of the Day


The nice thing about Twitter or all social media for that matter is that when no one wants to take pics of you…you can always take pics of yourself….

Sophie Turner….Law School student turned failed Glamour Model no one cares enough about that she was forced to go back to Law School to become an actual lawyer as her back-up plan if modeling didn’t work out for her…which it didn’t…can still take pics of herself worth looking at….cuz she may not be a playboy playmate…and no one may want her awesome body in their magazines…but twitter can’t say no to her….and I don’t mind watching.

Here is her Belly Dancer slut costume that must have gone over well at the Law Office she’s doing her articling at yesterday. All those corporate lawyers with wives and kids must have loved asking her to go over contracts…with promises that one day she’ll be a partner…when all she really wants is magazine covers…

The whole thing is kinda sad…failed dreams…and that’s probably why I like it.

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2012

01

Nov

Stella Hudgens Underage Cat Cleavage of the DAy


Oh shit…Stella Hudgens….16 year old sister to underage porn producer turned actor in such hits as….High School Musical…Vanessa Hudgens….has stolen SELENA GOMEZ’S SHITTY COSTUME only she modified it in a way that included some fucking tit.

Sure…she’s making that idiotic tween duck face…that all idiotic tween girls…especially the vain/slutty ones make because they obviously think it makes them look sexier….but she’s also showing off some tit….in a way that makes me think she’s pulled all the write morals and values from her family of child prostituting stage parents….and an older sister she looks up to who knows a thing or two about getting naked on the internet at 17 for attention….and it kinda works for me….because I know what’s to come…and it is nothing but good things.

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2012

01

Nov

Selena Gomez Failed at Halloween of the Day

I don’t know why Selena Gomez is hanging with Ellen dressed like Frankenstein…but I do know that her costume fucking sucks.

Maybe dating Justin Beiber has given her a taste of lesbianism she can’t get out of her mouth…you know since he is a Little Woman….leading to birkenstocks in socks, flannel, organic raw vegan diets, furgal eco travel in youth hostels, volunteering at orphanages, and remember always that penis is the devil….and thus we must not dress in a way that makes them hard…not even on Halloween….

Or maybe, I’m just over reacting.

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2012

01

Nov

Katy Perry’s Halloween Costume Lacks Tit of the Day

I guess this is a sign of Katy Perry accepting the fact that’s she’s made it…that she’s worth a fucking fortune her hipster poser ass doesn’t actually deserve…knowing that the effort that goes into her stupid poptart songs is virtually none…and the payout is virtually absurd…because she’s not out screaming for attention in her Halloween costume…and by not screaming for attention I mean not showing any fucking cleavage…when cleavage is what made the public ignore her bad skin, bad body, thick cankles and lack of fucking talent….cleavage is what allowed her to pollute our lives all fucking day on heavy radio rotation…brainwashing us to sing along to her garbage…like fucking robots we are….and cleavage is something she’s feels she doesn’t need to exploit anymore…and all I see is a bitch who is getting a little too comfortable….wearing a shitty fucking costume.

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2012

01

Nov

Kaley Cuoco Scary on Halloween of the Day

Kaley Cuoco, or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds…..which is in fact a totally inconvenient name to call her because it consists of too many fucking words….but I got all the time in the world…so here’s the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerd….posting what is probably the worst fucking Halloween picture of all time…wearing a wig, without make up, with bad cleavage, in what I can only assume was one too many glasses of wine decision making….cuz I know she can do better than this…but I guess she figures why bother…nerds are loyal and will like her under any and all circumstances…here’s the pic.

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2012

01

Nov

Kate Upton’s Behind the Scenes Titties for Skullcandy of the Day

Kate Upton was the big sloppy tits for a Skullcandy Campaign and a couple of days ago, they released a behind the scenes video where they specifically focused on Kate Upton’s big sloppy tits…cuz I guess when you pay the bitch 10,000 dollars – 20,000 dollars a day to be in your stupid fucking promo video since she’s an it-girl and people will notice…you might as well focus on the only thing that matters about her….

Watching this annoys me as she sucks in her stomach and behaves and moves in a way that makes me hate her…totally unsexy and playful in a bad way…but at least she’s still got them titties.

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2012

01

Nov

Jenny McCarthy Old Lady Implants in Costume of the Day

As old and as annoying as Jenny McCarthy is….I find these pictures of her dressed up for Halloween kinda hot…sure it would be more interesting if it was a pic taken at the special school for autistic kids that her son attends on their Halloween party…instead of outside a Vegas club…you know where all good mothers go to celebrate Halloween well into their 40s…all half naked and shit….because I always prefer to see women…even older women dressed slutty…wearing push up bras…when they normally aren’t that kind of woman…when they are Playboy playmates from the 90s it is kinda expected…but the one redeeming factor, other than that she is still hot…even in her 40 year old skin…is that her tits are probably only tweens.

Good costume. Good times. I’d love to have the opportunity to give her another disabled child. I feel like my weak sperm and her weak uterus are a match made in handicap kid making heaven…..we can have an army of them….all the parking stickers our hearts desire…never again will we have to walk more that 20 feet to the entrance of the mall…our future together is so bright.


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2012

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I failed at Halloween staring at sluts..I really had it penciled into my busy schedule….but instead I just passed the fuck out drunk at home in my sorrows that I don’t think are actually sorrows anymore…because they are just life….but on the positive side…I did try to masturbate wearing an elephant mask…you know to keep things in the Halloween spirit….but I failed at that too…unless you consider traumatizing your 21 year old stepdaughter by having her come home to her stepfather passed out on the couch watching porn with his dick in hand wearing an elephant mask a fail…I find it hilarious.

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MARIO HAS HAD ENOUGH AND HE’S NOT GONNA TAKT IT ANYMORE – VIDEO
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Chris Brown Is Really Trying Hard To Be The Worst
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Those Chinese Prisoners Are Dancing to That Gangnam Style and It’s More Hilarious Than Ever – VIDEO
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Bunnie Brooke is Sexy by the Waterfall (SEMI NSFW)
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Stacy Aaron is a Girl Next Door Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Jenny McCarthy and Her Giant Breasts Wore This for Halloween
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TV’s Craziest Halloween Costumes (Photo Gallery)
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Taylor is the Rides Girl of the Day
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Cute Teen All In White Has Some ALone Time (NSFW)
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Zero Tricks Here, Just Candice Swanepoel in Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Free Cam Shows For Your Halloween Hangover
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Nikki Knows How to Rock Thigh Highs Proper (SEMI NSFW)
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Voodoo Doll Mischeif Will Be Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Waste Your Day With (NSFW)
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Upskirt Pic Of Cameron Diaz
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Give This Bitch Two In The Stink
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Some Hairy Girl on Girls Sister Action
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2012

01

Nov

Kim Kardashian as Cat Woman of the Day

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dressed like some Batman shit….and in doing that she squeezed into a leather outfit that was a welcomed friend since it allowed her sloppy body to not spill out like the pile of disgusting slop that she is….you know this rubber/latex/leather shit is the best kind of harness to squeeze a questionably shaped woman into a relatively decent big ass shape….

I hate acknowledging that this trash exists…cuz she is the worst…and Kanye is no better…both just out there for attention…making stupid money…while annoying 90 percent of the public….the worst.


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