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2012

29

Oct

Nettie Harris Hairy “It” Girl for Terry Richardson of the Day

I didn’t know who Nettie Harris was, so I googled her and saw that she was getting some play….people were talking about her…and she posed nude….so watched this video interview to get a better grasp of who she is…..not because I finnd her hot or because I like girls who don’t shave their armpits…but because I find that disgusting…and the fact that a girl doing something so disgusting is getting ahead or attention based on that….fascinates me….it’s some real hipster shit….

Here’s that interview with her…..

Here are some pics of her….shot by Terry Richardson….that are helping put her hair fucking ass on the map…

I didn’t watch the whole interview…so I still don’t know who the fuck she is….I just know she’s got serious bush….and there’s nothing more erotic than cumming all over a serious bush….it is a fetish of mine…ever since bald pussy equated to Jersey Shore and Kardashians in my mind.

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2012

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m back. Not that I was ever really gone, I am the only asshole who takes a week to go on a free trip to Central America to meet hot hispanic hookers who want to teach me how to climax on their faces, who still updates his stupid fucking site no one reads….but I’m back none the less.

I wasn’t arrested, I wasn’t stopped at customs, I wasn’t used as a drug mule….and all this to say is that free trips are magical…I expect more in the future and while I do that – and recover from sitting next to a homeless man with bleeding scabs all over his arms for 3 hours on a plane we were both too fat for…

here are some links…

Pool Fails – A 2012 Compilation – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian is the Deadliest Snatch
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Lissette Marie Wants to Have Some Fun With You
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Filming an Avalanche, WOW! – VIDEO
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Rebecca Carter is Down on All Fours
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Christina Aguilera Calls Bloggers ‘Buttf-ck People’ Who Write ‘Hate Sh-t.’ Alright, Who Told?
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If You Hate Adam Levine As Much as I Do, This Will Make You Hate Him More
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The 20 Hottest Nickleodeon Stars
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Start the Week Off Right (NSFW)
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These Two Sluts go to Town on Each Other (NSFW)
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83-Year Aikido Black-Belt Defends Home Against Intruder
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Danila Batso is Workout Sexy (NSFW)
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HERES a Halloween Costume Idea – VIDEO
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You Will Love These Sexy Games, Trust Me
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2012

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Jenah is our babe of the day and you can find her instagram @gypsyone and Twitter @gypsyoner

Marie-Eve here.

It’s been swell guys and though I didn’t get to post as much as I would like, it was fun hanging out here all the same, as always.  Jesus and I discussed me coming back to post occasionally so who knows, maybe we will be seeing more of each other over the next little while.

For me, Halloween starts this weekend and Halloween is basically like my New Years but better because there is none of the pressure from your asshole friends that have seen too many gay movies (gay as in shitty not homosexual) and are convinced it has to be the best night of their lives.

 

My Halloweens also end up lasting like 7 days and November is dedicated  to a month long existential look into what the fuck I am doing my life and crying in the shower thanks to the guilt of all the horrible things I did during the last week of October.

This weekend, I start digging new graves in the graveyard of mistakes that if my life.

Cuddles, fuckers.

 

Justin Timberlake Apologizes (Not Really) For the Video His Friend Made For His Wedding That Exploited Homeless People – READ
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Just a Regular Day With Some Regular Anti-Gay Adoption Interpretive Dance. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Some Pretty Fucking Amazing Knife Skills, That’s For Sure – VIDEO
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The 25 Thirstiest Halloween Costumes Women Will Be Wearing This Year
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Katherine McPhee Picture Moment
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Kendra Rain’s Body is Tight. The Face? Not So Much
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Frisky Friday Brings Us Some Halloween Hotties
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Dani Mathers Wants to Light Your Fire
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Free Cam Shows for You Friday and Beyond
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
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Hero Of The Day: Little Girl Throws Some Shade at Pippa Middleton
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These Two BFFs Get Up to No Good (NSFW)
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Sexy Games For You to Waste Your Weekend With (NSFW)
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Christina Applegate is as Sexy as Ever
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Layla Rose is Nude Tanning (NSFW)
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Kristen Ritter Pokies Are Fine By Me (SITE NSFW)
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I’m No Tennis Fan But This Shot is Pretty Fucking Impressive (Scroll Down) – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out This Gallery of Fit and Famous Babes
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Jimmy Kimmel Fucks With People on Account of the iPad Mini – VIDEO
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Kylie Minogue is See Through and Lookin Good
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Lindsay Lohan News of the Day – When You Lie Down By Dogs, You Get Fleas
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Flashback Friday: Halle Berry Strips Down to Her Underwear in ‘Swordfish’ (VIDEO)
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Amber Heard Tight Pants and Dark Hair, Lookin Good
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Mom Fakes Own Child’s Death For Donation Come Up-Funeral And Attention [Video]
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Brandi Love and Nicole Graves Get It On (NSFW)
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The Sex Life Of Conjoined Twins Revealed! Sort Of… (SITE NSFW)
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Victoria Justice Killin’ It On “Fun Size” Red Carpet Premiere
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If the Brady Bunch Had Been Like This Video I Would Have Watched It 24 Hours a Day (NSFW)
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Some Random Porn Videos Thanks to Our Very Own Madam Meow (NSFW)
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

26

Oct

Keke Lindgard is Amazing in Numero of the Day

Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….

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2012

26

Oct

Renee Olstead Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

Renee Olstead is a pudgy little thing who has been in the acting game for a while, even though she’s only 23….but still long enough to know that no one liked her when she was fat…so she sorted that shit out…and is now is looking good enough for cleavage pics for twitter…even though I PREFERRED HER SELF SHOT NUDES ……she leaked to get noticed….perverts everywhere did notice…cuz I see her name pop up all over the place…despite her average looks..and I guess she can thank her tits for that….and I guess the THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER can thank her tits too…cuz they are probably why 90 percent of perverts tune into such a miserable fucking show…not that it is really that miserable…I am only saying that cuz THEY GAVE ME A SHOUT OUT ON IT …and that must make them pretty fucking low grade….:)

Either way, here are her twitpics…not quite exciting…but a good excuse to plug her NUDES …cuz she’s good at taken pics of herself….

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2012

26

Oct

Rosie Huntinton-Whitley Leather Pants on TV of the Day

You know what…Rosie Huntington Whitley…is pretty fucking ok in my books….and I am not even a bald guy using her as hope that if I was muscular and rich….she’d give me the time of day…I am basing it strictly on the fact that she is a hot fucking model…who with little acting experience proved how obsolete Megan Fox is…and she did it lookin better than Megan Fox ever did….but more importantly she models nude…making her a fucking keeper…at least until she hits 35….

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2012

26

Oct

Cheryl Cole 2013 Calendar of the Day

Cheryl Cole and her rockin’ prison tats…who was too ghetto do be on the American version of the show she judges in the UK…and who was replaced by a transgendered popstar diva stripper to make the rejection sting all that much more….released her own 2013 calendar….and she looked fucking amazing in it…because she’s pretty fucking hot….depsite having produced some of the worst music ever….but music that was good enough to keep her trash out of the trash and instead in the fancy homes of pro football players she fucked….I mean, I guess she made her own money too, but there’s no fun in lookin’ at the story from that perspective….when really who cares about the story…as it is all about her fucking awesome calendar pics…even if her white trash dad is probably the only guy in the UK who uses calendars…as most people…even blue collar are onto this other thing called TECHNOLOGY…..

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2012

26

Oct

Emily VanCamp in GQ Video of the Day

This Emily VanCamp character, who was a non child star in Canada for some Nickelodeon show, which I guess makes her a non child star in the States too, even though you know at least one pervert jerked off to her tween bullshit….has officially made it….starring on some shit called Revenge….featured in GQ….and this is the steamy video of a girl I could have got pregnant if I know where to find canadian actors who were plotting to make it in America…before they made it in America….

She kinda turns me on…..but then again so does a bag of cooked spaghetti…shit feels so nice against my cock…

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2012

26

Oct

Gisele Bundchen is Boring in Some Campaign of the Day



Remember when Gisele was a top model everyone was into….those were the days.

What the fuck is this boring shit…is a life after you get fired from Victoria’s Secret, where you marry a football star, and have his kid….despite possibly being a man….always this anti climatic…lacking any and all sex appeal….really? That’s it…she untaped her cock and deflated her tits and threw it all the fuck away….

Wow…pretty depressing state of affairs….

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2012

26

Oct

Amy Childs Promoting Shit the Best Way of the Day

This circus clown lookin’ barbie doll no one’s ever really heard and those who have only know her cuz she has big tits….that is Amy Childs has a line of jewelry that she’s promoting the only way she knows how…which is a way that worked well enough for some stripper to have her own jewelry line…and thus probably the only way any girl should promote anything….so girls…start stripping and spreading and all your dreams will come true….


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