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2012

17

Oct

Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day

Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin 🙁

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2012

17

Oct

Emily Osment Kinda Turns Me On in Short Shots of the Day


I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…but I guess that would make jerking off to her twitter porn gay…so maybe we’ll just go along with the “This is his sister” story they are feeding us…it is best for all parties involved….

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2012

17

Oct

Alysha Nett, Danielle Sharp and Other Ladies Naked for Front of the Day

I don’t really know who these girls are – I am just happy they exist…and I am happy companies like Front UK go out of there way to take pictures of them for all of us perverts to look at….because when I ask girls to get topless for you in exchange for internet fame and glory to a bunch of loser virgin weirdos….they just laugh and me and that hurts my feelings…but FRONT like all the other men’s magazines have this shit on lock down…they probably have girls sending them titty pics all fucking day…throwing themselves at the chance for this level of fame and glory that’s not fame and glory at all…but a hell of a lot better than working at the mall selling hand cream to old ladies…or whatever shit job these girls are capable of based on their skill set…

Posted in:Alysha Nett|NSFW

2012

17

Oct

Kelly Osbourne does Fashion Modeling of the Day

I am only posting this because I think the idea of Kelly Osbourne being a fashion model is fuckin jokes…and I love jokes….especially when they involve fat chicks….cuz fat chicks are the best punch line ever…even if they took being laughed at for being fat seriously and lost all the weight…they are still fat chicks to me….

Here she is totally not erotic…cuz erotic is not something she’s capable of…

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2012

17

Oct

Janelle Fishman for Terry Richardson in 2000 of the Day

Here are some throwback thursday on wednesday scans of some model named Janelle Fishman from Israel, for Terry Richardson, taken back in 2000, because photo evidence of naked photo decision making is forever…2000 was back when Terry Richardson was a serious pervert hipster photographer for Vice, before getting the love and support from the entire fashion industry and becoming the biggest, highest earning pervert fashion photographer of all time….cuz motherfucker played his pervert right….and not cuz he’s that good at taking pics but he is good at getting girls naked…and really I’m only posting this cuz she’s naked so I guess that’s all that matters.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Janelle Fishman|NSFW

2012

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I like to romance my wife with LED apple cinnamon pie scented candles…laid out around the room…not because ghetto battery powered candles pump chemicals that can kill her, or becasue they smell like a cheap white trash trailer park Christmas in the air and that makes her hungry and distracts her from wanting my dick…but because they set the mood just right…especially after a romantic meal of canned corn….

I guess you know what I was up to last night…do anything in my power to not fuck a bitch I’m stuck with…

Here are some links…

How to Quit Like a Boss – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Chloe Emerson is a Blonde Dream in Action (SEMI NSFW)
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Lingerie VS Wet T-Shirt – I Honestly Can’t Decide (SEMI NSFW)
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Ahhhhhhhh Japan Shitshow Amazingness, What Would I Do Without You? – VIDEO
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How Long Till Kate Gosselin is Doing Porn Like Octomom
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When Celebrities Attack: 20 Infamous Paparazzi Assaults
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Cam Show Sexiness For a Little Mid Week Moog Boost (NSFW)
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This Babe is Playing With Her Favorite Toy (NSFW)
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Lady Arrested for Calling 911 to Thank Cop for Sandwich
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Danica is Super Sexy in the Bath (NSFW)
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How To: Immobilize a Cat – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make Your Wednesday the Best It Can Be (NSFW)
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2012

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got a collect call from the “belly of the beast” because it was a wrong number and we didn’t accept the charges of her one phone call…and for some reason I find that fucking amazing….

Because I am a fucking asshole….

Here are the stepLINKS…..

What In The Hell Kind Of GD High School Pep Really Is This?
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Susan Sarandon’s See Through Pics
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Dude Scared of Puppies
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Rihanna for Vogue November
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Best Mascot Battle Ever
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Think This Bitch Has Got A Few STD’s?
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You Are Never Going to Fucking BELIEVE Who Halle Berry is Related To
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Watch Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler Take a Naked Shower Together – VIDEO
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Kelly Brook Is Now A Sexy Showgirl
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Kate Upton is Cleavagy
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Melissa Debling is a Secretary Type and I Like It
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Alli Marie is Sexy in the Kitchen (SEMUI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy (NSFW)
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She’s Getting Herself Off on the Stairs (NSFW)
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Chlloe Miranda is All Laid Out
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Snoop Dogg is Now Rapping About Hot Pockets ‘Pocket Like It’s Hot’
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Sexy Games That Are Great For Wasting Time With (NSFW)
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Brandy Talore is One Sexy Nurse (NSFW)
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Ciara’s Nipples Got Excited and I Got Excited for Her Nipples (NSFW)
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This Asian Babe Knows Hot to Spread Em (NSFW)
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TINA FEY AND AMY POELHER ARE HOSTING THE GOLDEN GLOBES HOLY SHIT
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Step Into….An Optical Illusion – VIDEO
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Leigh Anne Pinnock Panties Upskirt (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston Nipples on Chelsea Lately
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Guess Who Just Got Confirmed For the Superbowl?
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Honey Boo Boo Endorses Obama
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Miley Cyrus Enjoys Coke
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Some Isla Fisher Hotness
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Sleeping on the Subway – A Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr for Maxim Australia’s Hot 100
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Perfect Bikini Body
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Crazy Motorcycle Control
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A Whole Lot of Bitches at the Elle Women in Hollywood Event
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How to Immobolize a Cat
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Painful Rail Fail
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Where would you Stick Your Cock First?
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How Did Super-Producer Scott Storch Blow (And Snort) Over $30 Million In Less Than A Year? Look At All The Crazy Shit He Spent His Money On!
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Kelly and Amber Get It On (NSFW)
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All You Need Is Celeb Babes Hanging Out In Their Panties (NSFW)
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Some Sexy Babes From ELLE’s “Women in Hollywood” Celebration
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Blonde Teen Strips Down (NSFW)
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More of Candice Swanepoel Instagram Hotness
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Tia Carrera Throwback Playboy Pics
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Cat Outsmarts Dog
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Jenny Garth Too Old for a Bikini
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Jennifer Love Ill-Fitting Pants
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Salma Hayek for More
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Ciara Shitty See Through
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Blake Lively Implants
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Drunk Tarzan Rope Swing Fail
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Crazy Cory Kennedy Deepthroat
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Todays Random Porn Vids
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

16

Oct

Elsa Hosk Titties for Victory Journal of the Day

ELSA HOSK is a babe.

I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….we are at that romantic stage in our relationship where we can stand each other, and everything she does, even if it has been done before by her and other Swedish models seems fresh, new and lovely as fuck…It will never be played out….and until her shitty personality gets shoved down my face day after day until the point in which I need to avoid her and go out drinking with friends to just not be at home…I support her every move….not that I’ve met her or ever will but you get what I’m saying….and that is that topless pics are the best.

This is some Mohammed Ali tribute photoshoot for those of you who like models who pretend to be boxers…while topless….

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2012

16

Oct

Xenia Deli for Sports Illustrated South Africa November of the Day


Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5 foot 7 and dreams of one day becoming successful model.

Looks like she made it….I mean unless you think SI South Africa doesn’t count as an actual model job cuz only 5% of their population can afford to buy the shit…..or because it is not the American SI, but instead the licensed brand name for obscure markets that don’t impact the American brand name….like a younger, uglier step cousin that makes way less money and has way less social impact in the world///

That doesn’t mean this Xenia Deli is not making moves…..and not lovely to look at…if anything I predict the hype she gets from this will get her in the American issue in a few months….working her way from the bottom up….but unfortunately not doing it via my penis…cuz she’s a babe….

Here are the pics….

Here are the other bargain basement, fresh face, new models trying to one day be in SI America…but settling for SI international….so SI America notices them….while all that matters is that I notice them….


To See Adeline Mocke Bikini Model Pics
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To See Lera Koryts’ka Bikini Model Pics
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To See Simone de Kock Bikini Model Pics
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2012

16

Oct

Kathryn Barnhardt Sex Scene from Boardwalk Empire of the Day

I watch Boardwalk Empire…even though I don’t have a TV..I just find random places to watch it…and I usually lose interest in the first 5 minutes…because I have no attention span…..apparently even for the nude scenes…cuz I missed this scene this week because I was eating pussy, but I do remember seeing a dude get his face smashed in, cuz that’s when the girl I was eating out got finally got wet…that sand paper turned to creamy goodness and I was concerned for my life but not because she got turned on during a murder scene but because the girls I have sex with usually come with terminal illness….and/or bacteria that can lead to terminal illness….I got high standards like that….

Thanks to the internet….I don’t need to pay attention…here is the clip.

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