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2012

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day


I haven’t figured out what is creepier…being out in public and seeing girls I have as friend on Facebook who don’t know me…since I wear a mask on the internet….or having sex dreams about fucking your grandmother while your grandfather jerks off in the corner…cuz both those things happened and I’m working through it in my head.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nicki Minaj & Mariah Carey Are Getting Along Nicely and By Nicely I Mean Cat Fighting on the Set of American Idol – VIDEO
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Richard Belzer Gives Nazi Salute To Fox News – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Nauseating Hookups In Movies
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Gillian Anderson is Still Sexy
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Chris Brown And Rihanna Had Sex In A Club Bathroom Monday Night
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An Asian Big Tittied Hottie is Fine By Me
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Batman Bikini Girl
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Classic Bikini Girl Faceplants
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Sofia Vergara Titties for Lucky
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This Amateur Bitch Looks Fucking Pro to Me
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Jessica Workman is a Girl Nextdoor Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Gorilla Plays With Her Kitten
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Machine Gun Kelly vs Microsoft
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This Amateur Slut is Fantastic
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140 Greatest James Bond Quotes
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Sarah Harding Ass Close Ups….
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Rihanna & Chris Brown are Fucking
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Dude Blows Square Bubbles
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Rebecca Carter is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Honey Boo Boo GIFs
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This Busty Slut Goes Wild With the Vacuum (NSFW)
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Sexy Games You Wonèt Be Able to Get Enough Of
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The Parental Controls On Brit Brit’s Computer Are Always On
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Natalia Vodianova See Through Model Hotness
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Best Gangnam Style Cover
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Korean Mind Control
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Natalia Vodianova is See Through (SITE NSFW)
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Sheès Letting Allllllllllll the Pee Flow (NSFW)
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The Hottest Pictures of Scarlett Johansson Right Here
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140 Greatest James Bond Quotes – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane Clement See-Thru to Pasties (SITE NSFW)
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And MORE Scarlett Johansson
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Annnnnnd Hereès the Trailer For the Loan Ranger – VIDEO
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Rachel Leigh Cook is Still Looking Bangin
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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One Legged Soccer Player. Wait What? – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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And THAT’S What You Don’t Call a Fat Chick Fat – VIDEO
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This Would be an Orgasm to Remember (NSFW)
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Topless Estella Warren Is A Treat! (NSFW)
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Kat Graham Doing Some Sexy Hippy Yoga in the Park…In Full Make Up
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And Now, Some Orgasms on a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Sports Anchor Swears on TV
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Rachel Leigh Cook
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US Pole Dancing Champion
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A Whole Bunch of Twilight Pics to Promote the New Movie cuz Kristen Stewart fake Cheating Wasn’t enough buzz for these overrated cunts.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Triple Penetration Gang Bang
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Hey Stripper, Wanna Play?
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Fucking Celebrities in Sex Scenes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

03

Oct

Miranda Kerr Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr is the few people I put up pictures of who I only really started noticing after Orlando Bloom had violated her vagina and got her knocked up. For some reason I can’t explain, I still find her sexy as fuck….when normally the whole being contaminated thing makes a girl invisible to me. Maybe she did it at the right age, maybe she got a C-Section, maybe I need to stop justifying it and just go with it, cuz really, it’s pictures of someone I don’t know, and reading into this when I got real life shit going on that’s far more important, but really not all that important, but more important than debating with myself about Miranda Kerr’s sex appeal, when I don’t know her, and her job is getting half naked for money….meaning my opinion doesn’t matter…and either does yours…you fucking loser.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

03

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel could be covered in feces at her South African farm and I’d still want to lick her clean…so seeing her half naked for Victoria’s Secret may be boring as fuck…the same as all the other catalog pics….but still a half naked Candice Swanepoel photoshopped into a creature lovlier than she probably already is….

I can’t say I’m into this, or that I have a raging boner like I do when girls tell me they want to lick my ass while sucking my dick as another girl sits on my face, but I can say that I won’t cheapen my love for Candice like that….and I’ll deal with my soft penis and focus on the romantic love I have for her pictures instead…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

03

Oct

Imogen Thomas Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

There comes a time in every hooker’s life where the sperm sticks to the uterus and the option of abortion is thrown out the window either for medical reasons or gold digging reasons…and I guess that time has come for UK Glamour Model Imogen Thomas….and I guess if you’re into half naked pregger slags….you’ll probably come too….while I prefer my pregnant girls early in their pregnancy…in a place where I can’t notice but more importantly can’t knock them up. No Condoms Allowed!


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Imogen Thomas

2012

03

Oct

Cameron Diaz is Still Hot as she Holds on for Esquire of the Day

As much as I find this photoshoot great…I can’t help but think Cameron Diaz is too old for this..but then again…when a bitch doesn’t have kids…even if I am sure she might as well have had kids based on all the things she has put in her vagina…her old ass can look ok…even if it is about to rock menopause…..and even if it’s seen better days…and even if it is on its last legs…it’s got a few more rounds left in it….

Lookin’ good sweetheart….

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2012

03

Oct

Tara Reid Upskirt of the Day


She does this on purpose….or maybe she is just a 40 year old wreck…living out her self-fulfilling Van Wilder life…of the perpetual mess at the college party…the never ending sloppy drunk falling all over the place with her vagina exposed…something she never had to grow out of…because it became the only thing she got paid to do….

There was a time when all her low quality acting brought hope of a lasting career for her…you know before the fake tits and wet t-shirt contests she was robbed of as a college drop out who was focused on her acting career….something she’s made up for…and the reality is…I find the whole thing pretty erotic…Never give up, don’t stop this feeling, keep going….#YOLO and really she hasn’t got much options…

I love trainwrecks….they are easier to seduce.


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Posted in:Tara Reid

2012

03

Oct

Flavia Lucini Titties for Elle Mexico Oct 2012 of the Day

This Flavia girl is amazing…I want to do wonderful things with her…like make her breakfast in bed….give her feed massages after she has a long day of shopping…rub her down in hot oil and wrestle her in my basement for my friends to watch…she’s magical and deserves the best kind of love story….and I am the one who should give it to her…and by it I mean…anal…or at least eating her ass while rubbing her clit.

She’s fantastic and here she is naked for fashion because fashion is more pornographic than DrunkenStepfather.com

I don’t know where Flavia Lucini is from…or who she is…but I know she may be perfect enough for me..

Posted in:Flavia Lucini|NSFW

2012

03

Oct

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


These shoots are always the fucking same…but you know what…they work…cuz I’m still looking at them, talking about them, even though the models in the shit don’t fucking matter…despite how hard they market them into being celebrities….they are interchangeable…but still awesome half naked……

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

03

Oct

Sophie Reade 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

This reminds me of an era before the internet filled with white trash posters sold in music stores of cheesy fucking girls with stupid fake 80s tits in stupid settings with captions like “rear admiral”….you know a time before the internet….you know shit quality women in shit settings half naked….but you know what…I still jerked off to it….so thanks Sophie Reade for keeping the garbage alive….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Reade

2012

03

Oct

Sam Faiers Getting Her Pussy Rubbed in a Bikini of the Day


I don’t even know who this trash is…but as of today….I am a fan of her work…


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Posted in:Sam Faiers