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2012

10

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Instagram depresses me….it is filled with hot girls doing awesome things…while I stare at the wall waiting for death or at least fo my wife to stop making me go down on her….changes are gonna be made assholes…but before they do, I’m going to drink my pain away, and you are going to click my stepLINKS!!

Salma Hayek’s Hug Tits Bent Over
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Lorna Bliss is a Stripper/Britney Spears Impersonator
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Emma Watson Humps a Chair in Glamor
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Cow Mascot Terrorizes the Mall
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The Hottest Single Athletes in Sports
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Roxeanne Pallett Is Hot in Bikini
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Best Of: News Bloopers – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel Stars In Sexy Editorial For Numero Tokyo
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Sofia Vergara Stretches Out Her T-shirt
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Some Dude Was Arrested At Miley Cyrus’ House
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Sarah Oliver Has One Hot Ass (NSFW)
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Alex Arden and Sky Lopez Give Us a Little 2 for 1 Action (NSFW)
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Layla Rose is a Little Bit of Latin Zest
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Eva Mendes Just Keeps Getting Better With Age. Jesus
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Web Cam Hotness That You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of (NSFW)
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Kanye West Used to Watch Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape While Her Banged Other Chicks
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Drunk College Sluts Get Naughty at a Frat Party
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Most Ridiculously Expensive Athlete Shoes
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Super Sexy Games to Help You Waste Your Time (NSFW)
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I WANT CANDY CORN OREOS AND I WANT THEM NOW
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September Carrino Rips Her Top Apart
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I Can’t Get Enough of Kate Beckinsale (SITE NSFW)
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Nut Shots Always Make My Day (SITE NSFW)
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Bikini Girls FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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This Mascat Ran Around Scaring Spring Breakers and It’s Pretty Fucking Funny – VIDEO
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Geri Halliwell Flowered Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Jessica Simpson is Still Fucking Fat
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A Bunch of Babes From New Tork Fashion Week
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Nina Dobrev Has That Cute Sexy Thing Going On
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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This Hot Blonde is All Liad Out on Display (NSFW)
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Car Wash Busted For Offering ‘Free’ Pussy With Service
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A Lesbian Threesome Will Make Even the Worst of Days a Lot Better (NSFW)
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Sock Fetishism (NSFW)
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Hey There Short Shorts
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A Bunch of Babes From a Toronto Film Festival Red Carpets
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GIFS + Sound Compilation – VIDEO
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Some Selena Gomez, Just Because
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Legendary Ball Boy Catch
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Rihanna’s Nipples Make Retards Happy
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass Could You A Fucking
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The Taliban Are Trying to Kill Prince Harry or Something
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Dog Hates His Boots
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Skinny Jordan Sparks May Still Be Jordan Sparks But More Fuckable Than the Fatty
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Motorboat These Justin Bieber, Mother Fucker
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Arkansas Fan Responds Badly to a Loss
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Vigilante Justice
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Mascot Harasses Springbreakers
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Passion of the Painal
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Asian Girl Cum Orgy Party
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Some Random Porn Videos for Today
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2012

10

Sep

Pixie Lott Panty Flash at a Nightclub of the Day

I like my upskirt pics to involve less panty and more vagina meat….cuz I like to determine if that fleshy vagina sandwich is one I would like imagine myself start eating…without the labia in the mix, I might as well be staring at the bitch in pants, which defeats the whole fucking purpose of an upskirt picture….it gets me all philosophical…is a vagina still a vagina if it is being presented me in nautical stripes….panties aren’t good enough for me to count this as an upskirt…I’m not a vegetarian…meat or die you fucking hippies and your underwear that is as thick as a fucking bathing suit….always trying to ruin our cured meat and mustard eating experience….protesting outside slaughter houses that are behind her fabric gate….

Pixie Lott dressing herself is a real fucking cock block to my vagina staring fun.

Who the fuck is Pixie Lott and why do I care so much about seeing her pink, nitrate filled cunt?

Posted in:Pixie Lott

2012

10

Sep

Natalie Portman Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Natalie Portman Mom Body in a Bikini

Natalie Portman brought her mom body out in a bikini and I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth, especially in their panties, from all the pushing and prodding and passing of a creepy living thing out of their glorious vaginas, while ravaging not only gentials, but stomach….making a girl never quite the same….even if she tries to bounce back….because she comes with annoying as fuck baggage and no matter how many kegels she does…that shit just doesn’t disappear…..but what does disappear is the boner of their husbands as they move onto younger more fertile versions of the woman they married who has become a shell of her former self….a shell that in Natalie Portman’s case has a lot of money to finance a lot of fun….that makes her shitty mom body almost respectable….especially to her fan base that are geeks and star wars nerds who love her even when she was an action figure they’ve shoved up their ass….while jerking off….true story….

But I think she looks lovely….because I see beauty in everything….especially procreation. It is god’s plan for us.


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Posted in:Natalie Portman

2012

10

Sep

Kate Upton Fat for CR Fashion Book Fall of the Day

Kate Upton is doing some fairy tale fantasy fetish shit for CR Fashion magazine, all Little Bo Peepin’ it up in some bloomers and huge titties….and I know what you are thinking, that this bitch is hardly what the media is making her out to be, sure she’s got fat sloppy tits at the tender age of 19, but her face is rugged and retarded looking, but more importantly, her body is boxy, and struggling to not catch up to her big old titties….because you are a hater and a bad person….just jealous of all she’s done in this short time…and no I’m not talking about her eating….

I think she looks lovely, delicate and very fit….because girls need to love their bodies…no matter how diabetic they are…..even after the amputations and motorized scooter assisted living….she’ll still have her tits…it’s just God’s plan for us.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

10

Sep

Ninal Agdal Models Bathing Suits of the Day

Nina Agdal is some model I have POSTED ABOUT ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE her claim to fame is that she is or way an SI Swimsuit Model…. which is code for she either has sex with athletes who have powerful agents who threaten SI to cut their supply of EXLCUSIVES if they don’t feature the bitch….or she’s actually got a rockin’ body that is worthy of half nakedness….even though I figure having a vagina makes a bitch worthy of half nakedness and I am a firm believer if SI took life by the balls and featured fat chicks in bikinis because despite the fact that you may not notice they exist except when they are sucking your dick one night when you were bored enough to online date…cuz online date girls always put out…..they are quite comical posing in bikinis…I know cuz I married a fat chick….

Here’s This Nina Agdal SI Swimsuit Model…..modeling Swimsuits….cuz that’s kinda her thing…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2012

10

Sep

Lady Gaga’s Horrible Yet Amazing Concert Ass of the Day

Lady Gaga may be a garbage lie of a human with the face of the demon she probably sold her soul to in order to have this much fame and power….and her costumes may be not quite erotic enough…..since there is that high percentage chance she’s got a cock and balls and dirt on some record producer….like pictures of their tranny sex to get her here….even though I am convinced she’s just a tool making other people more money than she is making herself….a cookie cutter cut-out of what they needed to reach the gay/dyke/trans crowd…textbook formulas that work in business if enough of a machine is behind the concept….

But I have actually grabbed her ass at a party before she got really famous….and she was pantsless and in fishnets….wasted and unaware of my tender romantic touch….as I reached around her bodyguard to see what was good…and trust me….as much as I hate admitting it…it was good….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

10

Sep

Kelly Brook in Some Weird Postcard Art Campaign of the Day


Here’s some proof that Kelly Brook will take any fucking job she can get…..I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 35 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so now is the final push before retiring to a swimwear or lingerie line like all other glamor models….cuz she’s been popping up all over…..but this postcard art campaign….has got to be the fucking weirdest of her willing to take any fucking job she can get….unless I read the documentation wrong and this is just some creepy fan sign shit you see around the internet…cuz fans are fucking obsessed…especially the socially awkward virign fans…and they do some weirdness like carving life-like busts of the bitch out of their solidified semen….true story…I’ve seen in before…..

Either way, any excuse to show titty is an excuse I endorse.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

10

Sep

Ryan Reynolds’ Wife Blake Lively for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married on a plantation in South Carolina last night….I guess in efforts to show their respect for the plight of the black slave….I mean that is the only logical explanation for the wedding, I mean other than her having already got fucked by every famous cock in her low level of fame, and her possibly being pregnant, rushing a fly by night marrriage as to not make her look like a whore when her baby is old enough to count 9 months backwards….

Either way, Blake Lively fans everywhere are angry as fuck because prior to this wedding they felt they had a serious chance….

Marriage sucks under all circumstances…whether your wife is rich and famous….hot or not…she’s robbed your freedom and here’s some Blake Lively lookin’ like an old housewif for Marie Claire UK….because that’s the only way I know how to celebrate marriage…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2012

10

Sep

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Pantsless for Elle Video of the Day

I’ve posted these pics before….but I’ll post them again…cuz I’m crazy like that and like excuses to post videos of bald friendly models turned actors….not that what she does is really acting…but more lookin’ good half naked on camera….on camera for magazine photoshoot behind the scenes videos….not that they are all that erotic considering this is the internet and you could be spedng your time better on porn…….anal porn….fetish porn….any porn but fashion porn

Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whitely|Videos

2012

10

Sep

Springbreakers New Poster of the Day

I can’t believe that as an adult, I am tracking the progress of the Springbreakers marketing material like it fucking matters in a world where real shit happens daily……

I can’t take myself seriously, but the good news is that I never do, not even when it comes to half naked tweens who aren’t even tweens, but instead genetically modifed 20 year olds up on some Disney Science experiment Peter Pan shit….

But I am documenting this shit….and here is the poster and some more of the exhausted and played out pics of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens non-nude and some other whores I’ve never heard of in pics….

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