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2012

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With the increase in cancer and my level of pathetic, I find myself sexting cancer patients, you know Path Adams-ing them to make their bald, frail bodies feel loved and appreciated and not like the dying freaks they are, and with lines like “I’m gonna fuck the cancer out of your middle-aged rotting body so hard you’ll be praising my dick’s like it is a scaled down version of the black guy in Green Mile”…..for some reason…it doesn’t make them cum, but I blame the meds, pain, coma and inability to masturbate due to weakness for that….

I am a hero…Here are some morning links….

Part Time Security Guard, Part Time Hero – VIDEO
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The Funniest Fans at the Olympics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Alexa Cole is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Miami Zombie Atttack Prank – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Taught James Deen About Acting Hahahahahahahhahahahah
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The 20 Best Serious Movie Performances By Comedians
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Meet Olivia Wade – VIDEO (SEMI NSFW)
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Naked Triplets, Awhhh Yeah (NSFW)
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1990s Middle Schoolers Made Shocking Internet Prophecy
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Alice Goodwin is Suggestive (SEMI NSFW)
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2012

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

I get most of the girls….

Some just don’t get it…..Here are the stepLINKS….

Jennifer Lawrence has a Hot Fucking Ass
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UM CINNABON JUST GOT AMAZING
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Dog Says DO NOT WANT – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopez Ankles
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Chad Johnson Being Cut by the Dolphins!
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Hot Sports Groupie Sluts
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Roxeanne Dawn’s Hot Ass Makes Me Happy in this Playboy Shoot
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Miranda Kerr Fat Cunt Camel Toe
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Kelly Brook Has Very Large Tits. Here They Are
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Rally racing in Canada
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The 10 Best Movies Released After A Star’s Death
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Miranda Kerr and Jessica Gomes Work It Good
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maria (NSFW)
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Nikki Jackson is Big Breated (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Ohhhh Yeaaaaahh (NSFW)
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Shark Week: The Weirdest Sh*t Ever Found Inside Shark Stomachs
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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This Little Slut Has a Talented Vagina (NSFW)
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Previewing Best NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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Angela White Live Cam Show as a Cop
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Bitch Got Fired On HBO: The Ochocinco Edition – VIDEO
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I’d Like a Piece of Lizzie Caplan and Her Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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Annnnnnnd She’s Got a Finger Up Her Butt (NSFW)
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God Bless These Troops For Assisting With an Upskirt
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Nicole Kidman is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Jennifer Lawrence’s 22nd Birthday: The ‘Hunger Games’ Star’s Hottest Looks (PHOTOS)
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Ahhhhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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These Chicks Have Some Big Ass Tits
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (Possibly NSFW)
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Oh, Good Lord!: Miami Heat Dancer Auditions! [Video]
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This Bitch and Her Slutty Self Shots (NSFW)
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These Two Sluts Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Hooker Sues For Right To Work From Motel (NSFW)
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Lea Michele is Wearing Short Shorts
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Holy Shit Bai Ling Isn’t Dead Yet?
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Now Those Are Some Damn Big Tits (NSFW)
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Some Princess Kate Just Because
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Some Ribbon Gymnastics Dance
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Here’s One Babysitter I’d Like To Fuck
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Claudia Romani Commando On Miami Beach
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How Many Fake Twitter Followers do Rappers Have – Hilarious
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Arnold Schwarznegger is Back
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Best NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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This is Weird.
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Yvonne Scio for Maxim – Hot Tits
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Lana Del Rey Boring Ass Shot for Glamor Germany
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Sophie Srej for Glamour Italy
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LeAnn Rimes Midriff
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Gwen Stefani for Glamor
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Lindsay Lohan Hot Shopper
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Mary Louise Parker is a Whore on Set
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Kristen Bell In Esquire
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Czech Mega Swingers
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Hazing Bitches to Teach Them a Lesson is Amazing
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Random Porn Vids
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Cum on Hairy Pussy
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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2012

15

Aug

Miranda Kerr in a White Bathing Suit on the Runway of the Day

I like seeing Miranda Kerr’s pussy definition in a white one-piece bathing suit jacked up her pussy…even though she’s a mom…and that’s so weird for me….maybe it is cuz she’s not meaty or an outty….and more importantly, her shattered womb is tucked into place…or maybe I jut like white bathing suit bottoms especially when wet cuz on more than one beach adventure over he last decade I’ve seen full pussy I woulda otherwise never seen, like my stepdaughters, the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter, a friend’s hot wife, and a few girls I didn’t know but wanted to fuck’s pussy….maybe all that matters is that I like it…..

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2012

15

Aug

AJ Michalka’s Hot Ripped Bikini Body of the Day

Here is some Disney battered child star named Amanda, who goes by AJ, who had her childhood robbed of her for her parent’s personal gain at the tender age of 9, thanks to Disney execs….and who is now 21 and old enough to know the importance of fake tits saving shitty natural tits, thanks to Disney execs…she also know the importance of being fit….at least when it comes to posing in bikini pics for your fans who are probably all serious perverts….despite her weird Christian roots….that all these confused, tormented sluts are a product of….coupled with star star syndrome, prostituting at a young age, and a struggling career…makes her a prime candidate for me to fall in love with….

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2012

15

Aug

Amanda Bynes is a Hot Damaged Goods of the Day

I love broken girls, especially when those broken girls or the reason they are broken girls makes absolutely no sense, like Amanda Bynes, fully fucking broken….did hollywood eat her up and spit her out, was she molested by executives, does she feel her childhood was robbed, did she always feel like she wasn’t good enough of able….you know constant pressure to beat other girls for menial roles that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter….but to her was all that mattered….leading to self medicating, poor decision making, crying for attention, for someone to notice…broken hearts, broken dreams…..destroyed…even though she was rich, famous enough…but never enough….and what it comes down to is who really cares, cuz all that matters, is that it happened, she’s destroyed, looks like a stripper, has rockin’ fake lookin tits, and is going out in public in a way I can jerk off to her….keeping her relevant and me happy….keep up the good fight against yourself girl….It works for me….this is like finding a gem in the bargain basement bin at the local department store people….and I love deals.


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2012

15

Aug

Brooke Burke Irresponsible Drinking in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Wild On Mom….Brooke Burke…..was tapping into her roots like she’s not a mom of 10, like she’s not 40, like she’s still some breast implanted party slut getting paid to travel the world and show the public that cheesy people live everywhere, party the same everywhere no matter what beach they are at, or what bikini top they are wearing at said beach, it is all straight up groundhog day…..but the good news is that she had the decency to wear a one piece, something most moms of 10 in their 40s who are far less fit than this hooker seem to do….because for some reason they think their ravaged stomachs, all stretch marked and stretched out, are ok to expose…and that reason is called giving the fuck up…throwing in the towel on sex appeal…a point that Brooke Burke’s not quite at…cuz I’d still fuck her…whether she was pregnant with number 11….or not….


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2012

15

Aug

Tricia Helfer’s Suntanning Self Shot Pics of the Day


38 year old Canadian Tricia Helfer slut who is still hustling her model body that landed her on some nerd TV show, even though she’s a few years past prime, and that’s ok with me, approval I am sure she’s seeking, even though that along with the rest of the world she has no idea this site even exists….because I like seeing bitches put in work…even if they are middle aged, married and irrelevant….cuz she could just throw in the towel now that all is said and done, but instead she keeps bringing it…even if she has to self produce it….and that’s the first step in making a sex tape….self shot bikini for attention lead to self shot nudes for attention lead to masturbating on cam for attention which lead to taking three cocks at the same time while squirting videos….I’ve seen it happen so many times before….

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2012

15

Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s Beeen Working Out of the Day


Aubrey O’Day is a gutter fucking pig of a woman who looks like she eats more fried chicken than the black men who fuck her, because although being a racist stereotype, ask any brother you know if he likes fried chicken and he’lll fucking say “HELLL YEAH HONKY” at least he would in the blacksploitation movie that is my life…..the one that Aubrey O’Day wished was her life….that may in fact be her life cuz black guys are the only people who think her fat ass isn’t fat…while everyone else knows that it is….

She’s a spoiled brat, self promoter, who thinks she is perfect and needs more hate thrown her way…she is clueless tht she is a joke…and she feels entitled to try to be sexy like so many fat girls who don’t think they are fat before her….all wearing tight clothes, showing cleavage, rocking bikinis….and being told how pretty they are or look, instead of causing panic on the beach that a crazed farm animal has escaped and is out to give the rest of us Mad Cow Disease….

You get what I’m saying…and that is that fat or not, I’ll still stare at a half naked bitch in a self produced pic, even if they look like their home is waiting in line at the all you can eat buffet….

If you know what I mean..

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2012

15

Aug

Candice Bailey Suggestive with a Meat of the Day


Candice Bailey is some Sara Jean Underwood, Olivia Munn impersonator who runs some nerd shit as the host of Attack of the Show….a show that exists because of virgin losers who can’t let go….I’ve never seen the shit, but can assume it is the fucking worst…and that I assume no one even watches anymore….not even the ever-loyal nerds….cuz nerds aren’t into TV, since there’s no keyboard attached to it…..a show that is just arround cuz without it G4TV doesn’t exist…..and either would a strategy for girls to seduce nerds into thinking they are anything but hollywood cunts who don’t have the time of day for them….since they are on a mission and not a space mission….to the fucking top…..but I don’t mind their lie when they are posing with breaded, deep fried, hot dogs….making blowjob insinuatons for everyone to laugh at how silly she is….and for her nerds to jerk off to by putting ketchup and mustard on their dicks to make this like some virtual reality my dick looks like the corn dog in her hand shit…provided they don’t cum themselves just by looking at the pic first…..

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2012

15

Aug

Hannah Wheelan the Gymnast Panty Flash of the DAy


Hannah Wheelan is a Gymnast and like all pro athletes, she’s a fucking horny pervert, that I can only assume stems from the higher levels of testosterone that come with her level of fitness or the oppressive environment in which she was raised….where she would train every fucking day for days….unable to fuck dudes…despite her gymnast flexibility….because all the male gymnasts were homo…..leading to her big day, when she gets to celebrate her sport, the year the Olympics are in her home town, by getting drunk and showing panty….you see cuz skirts aren’t something she’s used to….while crotch hugging leotards that might as well are panties that she parades in like it is outerwear are…and the whole thing loses its level of importance when you realize she’s not hot….

Here are the pics anyway….


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