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2012

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is kinda hot. She should be a model. I mean the way she wears these outfits would make you think that a long lasting career in the shit would be successful.

You know she could break free from being the baby momma to some Orlando Bloom celebrity, so people can stop calling her the gold digging celebrity groupie fucker who puts holes in the condoms so that she gets knocked up and he is forced to be locked into her and pay her child support…only unlike mos gold diggers, she didn’t let herself go….

All I know is that someone should start paying her to get half naked in pics, cuz doing at as a hobby to keep busy, you know for friends and family has proven to be hot….

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2012

03

Aug

Miley Cyrus Ripped Stomach of the Day


Miley Cyrus has an amazing fucking body, which is all I really care about, because I don’t have the luxury of being in her entourage, or having her sit on my face, grinding against my chin, until she squirts….so I don’t get the benefits of listening to her whine, complain, like the annoying spoiled brat that she is….so in a lot of ways, those of us who don’t have to hear her talk, who don’t have to listen to her shit, and who don’t have to wipe her ass for her, even though we’d like that as long as we get to use our tongue as toilet baber….are the lucky ones, cuz we can just crop out her muppet head and jerk off and focus on her good parts…it is all about looking on the bright side of your pathetic facebook profile pic masturbation existence…

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2012

03

Aug

Jodie Marsh Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Glamour Model, Reality Star, turned scary as fuck monster, Jodie Marsh, who was once a little more delicate looking stripper trash, but who is now 33 and has taken up body building in order to lower her percentage body fat, grow out her clit, fake tan harder than before, and become a tatted up looking washed up stripper trash….decided to post some bikini pics on twitter….of her retarded huge tits…set against her musclular body that is probably good to dominate girls in the bedroom…who cares….girls in bikinis even if they have high testosterone are still girls as long as they have tits to distract from their testicles…

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2012

03

Aug

Georgia Salpa Hot Tits For Twitter of the Day


Georgia Salpa is some Greek attention seeking big titty trash who is getting attention for being some big titty trash, by posting her big tities on the internet….Her claim to her 188,000 twitter follower fame is that she was on Celebrity Big Brother, even though she’s not quite a celebrity to being with and the celebrity she has become since doing the show is probably less to do with being on TV and more to do with showing off her fucking tits on the internet, a place for virgin losers who love tits cuz they never get to touch tits, something you know all too much about!!

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2012

03

Aug

Claire Danes Whoring Out for GQ September 2012 of the Day

I didn’t find Claire Danes hot back when she was a teenager on My So Called Life…and I don’t find her hot now….which isn’t a big surprise…since 17 year old versions of 35 year old bitches are always substantially better, and even if she was hiding behind 90s oversized sweaters, ill fitting jeans, bad hair dye jobs, and all else she had working against her, mainly Jared Leto…she still wasn’t worth the money she made and fame she got from being on a fucking show for all the whiney teenage girls filled with angst to relate to….like watching a girl on her period every week….when you don’t have to be….her so called life that everyone shoulda ignored….

She’s doing GQ, she’s slutting out, and I guess the good news is that unlike all the girls who idolized her growing up, she’s not fat.

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2012

03

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my day is always leaving the house and taking in all the amazing legs in little shorts the world has to offer.

It is way more fun to jerk off to than to the pics of the same girls posting pics of their legs on instagram….true story…

Here are some morning links…

Ever Seen a Fire Tornado? Neither Have I – VIDEO
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The 50 Prettiest Faces in Sports
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The Jackson Family Are Out of Their God Damned Minds of the Day
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LOL Cats of the Day – VIDEO
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Heather Locklear Has Still Got It
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The 20 Craziest Ads Currently On Craigslist
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday (NSFW)
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Busty Teen Lesbians Anyone? (NSFW)
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Pissed Pothead Farmer Crushes 7 Cop Cars with Tractor
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Sexy Jenny is Taking a Shower (NSFW)
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2012

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I find all girls hot…because I don’t consider ugly girls to be actual girls…they are kinda just invisible and I don’t even notice them….except when I wake up in bed with them, my dick smelling of them, cuz I’ve blacked out drunk again, and really when I’m that drunk anything goes….luckly I am always that drunk…cuz if I wasn’t, I’d probably be a virgin….I hate my wife, life, and bank account….but I love you….as long as you’re a hot girl…hit me on my 2-way….

Some Throwback Miley in a Bikini
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Some Jessica Biel Titty Action
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This Olympic Javelin Thrower is Not as Hot as People Think…
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Meelanie Iglesias Hula Hoops.
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Katy Perry Sucks in Elle
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Bryan Cranston Got a Real Bargain on The Dutch Hooker Who Took His Virginity
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When Kittens Attack
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Gallery: The 20 Craziest Ads Currently On Craigslist
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Rosie Jones Classy Lingerie Pictures
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Gina is One Sexy Secretary (NSFW)
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Young Hot Blonde Strips Down (NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Sexiness (NSFW)
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Is Antonija Misura the Hottest Girl of the London Olympics?
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These Lesbian Whores Are Squirters (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ranking NFL’s 100 Hottest Cheerleaders
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Josephine is Pure Bliss
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Olympian Nip Slip at Women’s Judo!
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Now THIS is My Kind of Soccer Game (NSFW)
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Leona Lewis Sporting Some Serious Pokie Action
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And ANOTHER WTF Photo of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Jenny McCarthy Dons Teenie Weenie Polka Dot Bikini (PHOTOS)
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Scarlett Johansson is Still Paranoid About Those Nude Pics
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Zara Has Some Fun with a Vibrator (NSFW)
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14 Celebrities We Secretly Love For Their Scandalicious Behavior
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This Hot Blonde Assumes the Position (NSFW)
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Two Sexy Brunettes Get It On (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is Down On All Fours (NSFW)
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I Love a Hot Babe in Shorts
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Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Pics Enjoying The Beach in Hawaii
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Glass Door Fails (SITE NSFW)
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Kellie Pickler in Maxim
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Miley Cyrus Marie Claire Cover September 2012
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders
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Amazing Street Drummer
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Pamela Anderson Still A Drunk Party Slut Ready To Be Abused. Nice Tits.
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Amy Childs And Her Big Tits Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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Tulisa Contostavlos Needs To Release Another Sex Tape
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Women Should Fuck As Much As Men…
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Carrie Underwood Gives Me Wood. Who’s Up For Some Canadian Beaver?
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Fishing With a Grenade
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Mira Sorivino Sucks in Hamptons Mag
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Rita Ora GQ
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Jessica Biel Cosmo
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Tulisa Pornstar Black Bikini
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Carmen Electra Bikini
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Jennny McCarthy Bikini
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Diane Vickers has a Hot Outfit that She Performs in of the Day
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The Dumbest Shit Said in Porn is AMAZING – Seriously
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Some Awesome Random Porn Vids
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Awesome Dorm Bathroom FUck
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Teen Hardcore Deepthroat Fucking
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The Best Party I Have Never Been Invited To
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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2012

02

Aug

Kate Upton Totally Naked for Contributor Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton is a fat chick in training. She has a shitty ass, but not in the traditional sense of a shitty ass, because there is no shit needed to be wiped off her ass, like an anal sex fail that ruined your bed sheets, it is just that, her shit has no shape to it, and the reason is simple, she is destined to be obese…any 18 year old with DDs and who is thin, just hasn’t fully developed, so she is milking it and the public is eating it up cuz they want to milk her, and I may be too much of a downer or realist, but I guess I should just get on the Kate Upton train and stop complaining, cuz she’s going no where for a while, it’ll take at least 10 years before she Anna Nicole Smiths….and let’s face it I’ve fucked worse…and will continue to fuck worse…

UPDATE – Here’s the Video….and she’s Amazing…

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2012

02

Aug

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Legs for Elle of the Day


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should be a dream to all you bald motherfuckers…at least all you bald motherfuckers who are millionaires…because she has proven to not care about male pattern baldness if it comes with money, celebrity and muscles…

What I like about her, since I am not bald, muscular, rich or a celebrity….is her fucking body…she is hot as fuck and she’s not scared to get naked and broadcast that shit for her personal gain, something all girls should do, even the uglies, cuz I’ll still watch…I’m a pervert like that and so are you…

She did a photoshoot for a recent Elle Magazine issue, and she has legs for fucking days….I want to climb up them and burrow myself in her warm, humid vagina….you know perfect to make a nest in.

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2012

02

Aug

Rosie Jones Modeling Weird Lingerie of the Day


UK Glamour model Rosie Jones modeled some weird as fuck lingerie and despite the lingerie being weird as fuck…it is still worth looking at…..if anything, it can be a reminder to all you girls who are 7s, who feel you have no hope as a model, but would love to be a model, cuz modeling comes with the good life, and the ability to marry soccer players, that all it takes is some big tits, real or fake, and some fitness, and a willingness to get naked, and next thing you know, millions of dudes will be all over your shit…cuz if you look at Rosie Jones, someone everyone thinks is hot….it turns out that her features, at least her face, is not that hot….so it is all in the body…and that is easy to pull off…so get on it, and start sending me your test pics so I can masturbate to you. Thanks in advance.

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