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2012

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I checked out a gang of 16 year old girls because they were all wearing skimpy fucking shorts and bikini tops downtown….and they all had long legs, and ridiculous bodies, I’m talking big perky tits and round asses, probably thanks to the hormones in the food, and some woman freaked out of me….calling me a pervert….when the real pervert was the person who made those outfits, or more importantly, their parents who let them out in those outfits, or the girls themselves, cuz they knew what they were doing….the internet has shaped people into a wonderful thing….

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Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess
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OCtomom’s Stripping Got Her Out of Debt – Take Notes Girls
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Mariah Carey’s Ridiculous Crazy Tits is the new Idol Judge – How is Idol Still On?
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Van Explosion!
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The Hottest Athletes on Athletes
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Parking Gate Fail – VIDEO
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Twitter Reacts To “The Dark Knight Rises”
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Kellie Pickler Gets Sexy For The Troops
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Some Rita Rusic Action
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Louisa Marie is a Sexy Secretary (NSFW)
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Here’s the Man of Steel Trailer
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Holly and Taryn Are Sexy Lesbians (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy (NSFW)
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Global Elite Hide $32 Trillion in Offshore Accounts
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This Should Warm Your Cold Black Heart
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Busty Latina camwhore rides dildo like a maniac (NSFW)
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The Hottest Cheerleaders from Each Sport
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Busty Blonde Goes For a Run (NSFW)
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Sup Hooker? (NSFW)
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Pretty Woman Julia Roberts Reveals Some Bikini Pokies
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When The Checks Stop Coming In: US Poverty Set To Reach Its Highest In Over 5 Decades
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How About Some MILF-ness (NSFW)
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Big Tittied Lesbians Get It On (NSFW)
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Would You Fuck A Dinosaur? Howabout A Dragon? (NSFW)
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Some Kate Moss Short Shorts
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S.I. Swimsuit Model Julie Henderson Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!
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Brunette Web Cam Whore (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift, Just Because
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J.Woww’s Got Huge Tits
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Celebrity Tittie Twitter Pics
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Hottest Cheerleaders from Each Sport
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Big Nipples In See Through Top
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This Dog is Fucked
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Kristen Stewart, Just Because
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Victoria’s Secret Model Alessandra Ambrosio Flaunts Slim Post-Baby Bod in Malibu (PHOTOS)
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Kate Beckinsale Thinks She’s Ugly
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I Could Look at This Slut All Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Demi Lovato Flashing Her Braless Tits At The Teen Choice Awards
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Mom’s First Time on Webcam! Why Isn’t She Stripping?
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This Guy Is Banging A Chick Half His Age, And Shes Fucking HOT! David
Hasslehoff Saves Lives….
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Christian Bale’s Bullshit Response To the Batman Shooting that his Team Probably Scripted Cuz Actors Have no Soul
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Loui Batley Flashing Her Tits
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Lady Gaga is the Worst in MAXIM
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Workout
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Coco Pussy Flash
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Mel B Big Tits in Red
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Kate Beckinsale Greets Her Fans
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Nasia Liukin Leotard for Team USA
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Jojo Titties for the Teen Choice
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Nina Dobrev Teen Choice Awards
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Taylor Swift Teen Choice Awards
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Ashley Benson Teen Choice Awards
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Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
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Songul Karli Bikini
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Carly Rae Jepsen Alleged Sex Tape
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Jessie Andrews Porn Clips
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Huge Toy / Tiny Ass
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More Huge Toy Tiny Ass Video – This Time on a Boat
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING THEIR COMPUTERS RIGHT….Getting Naked…..
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2012

23

Jul

Carly Rae Jepsen “Alleged” Shitty Blowjob Video Publicity Stunt of the Day

Carly Rae Jepsen is some horrible popstar who Beiber found on the internet and turned into this fucking star with that song “Call me Maybe” … I only hear about her the past couple of days, but that song is huge and everywhere, so it would make sense that the day after the Teen Choice Awards, a shitty blowjob video would drop…

She’s Canadian, she’s 26, she’s not hot, she’s got a shitty hipster vibe, and since all girls, especially hipsters are into being wild and crazy and in sex tapes, especially girls who want to be famous, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is her….but she’s denying it, as they all do, and I’m too lazy to find out any more about her than I already have….

I am kinda more into the Minka Kelly Sex Tape they’ve been talking about on the gossip mags…cuz at least she’s hot, but here’s Carly Rae or an imposter pretending to be her…giving a horrible blowjob that would explain the lyrics to her song or why she has to go out sourcing dudes….

Posted in:Carly Rae Jepsen|NSFW

2012

23

Jul

Avril Lavigne in a a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

So Avril Lavigne is in Mexico, wearing a bikini to, rocking out with some girl with fake tits who she’s grabbing up on, probably for the paparazzi, but possibly cuz she’s a late bloomer kind of girl, you know 15 suburban mall rat filled with teen angst at 30, probably going through her lesbian college girl phase for male attention now that that Kardashian relative and that clown midget from Canada dumped her….but I doubt it…she’s some fabricated bullshit act who needs to seriously evolve her emo game….

I’ll still look at her in a bikini doing lesbian shit and more importantly jerk off to her to live out my Hot Topic mall shopper in the suburbs fantasy….luckily there’s this stripper lookin’ bitch with her to make it a bit easier….

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Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2012

23

Jul

Julia Roberts Scares Me in a Bikini of the Day


Julia Roberts Shows Off Her Enviable Bikini Body by splashnews

Julia Roberts was in a bikini and it was not as tragic as her getting cast as the main character in Pretty Woman, pretty much establishing her career, while fucking with the general public’s ideas of what exactly a pretty girl is….giving her this career built on a lie that all the drones bought into cuz the media told them too….only now, instead of being a unpretty girl playing a pretty girl in her 20s, she’s an old tired mom and lookin’ real sloppy….but I’m posting it anyway…


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2012

23

Jul

Coco’s Fat Hairy Pussy Flash of the Day

Coco is fat and disgusting….but as far as I’m concerned she’s looking her best in these pics. I hate the photoshoots she does and promotes…..but seeing her wasted, sloppy, with lipstick marks on her greasy face and fat hanging over her knees, while more importantly flashing her hairy, unkempt, gunt that is hanging over her actual twat….. kinda justifies the way she is.

You know, you expect whore behavior from a fat, drunk pig who loves attention and that the cameras are on her….leading to her casually seeing her pussy that she didn’t plan to show off cuz if she did she’d shave the shit…but was probably too busy eating donuts to bother….and not from a sober fat bitch who was once a hooker but who married a rich guy so she would never have to be a sloppy fucking whore flashing her unkempt gunt to the paparazzi….unless she really wanted to be…

Either way, as great as these pics are, they’re pretty disturbing….and I like that.


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Posted in:Coco|NSFW

2012

23

Jul

Bar Refaeli Twitter Underwater Bikini Pics of the Day

Bar Refaeli really isn’t that great…..even when underwater…I know this because if she was that great..I wouldn’t want to see her never come up for air…I’d want to jump in and save her even just to give her mouth to mouth and make her feel like she owes her life to me, that I can exploit for sexual favors….but with this one I’d be more into telling her screaming friends I don’t know how to swim, cuz really she’s not worth getting wet over…..maybe I am a psychopath and watching half naked bitches struggle for breath is a turn on or maybe the real psychopath is the guy who thinks she deserves to be saved…. Maybe I just don’t like overrated entrepreneurial models who think they are hotter than they are….who dodge the draft in their country while everyone else has to do it…on some Jewish Princess kick….or Maybe I’m an anti-semite….but I think it has less to do with her religion and more to do with being a thick, coked up model who never fully made it and has already peaked but who dates celebs and acts like she matters….useless.

Here are her underwater pics cuz she knows it’ll make her saggers look at their best….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

23

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Teen Choice Titty of the Day

Demi Lovato is my new favorite whore…..cuz she has pulled the bi-polar card and now she can get off doing anything and everything wrong….and instead of being laughed at or frowned upon, the public will sympathize with her….from bad clothing choices, to being fat, to going on benders, to releasing anal sex videos on youtube, she can pretty much get away with murder, and still have people say “Poor girl”…and that is some serious power….she’s won at life….but maybe I am just saying that cuz I like fucking crazy girls best…it is on some demon, possessed shit out of a horror movie, on my dick…..but today, the crazy is Demi Lovato’s titty dress she wore for the teens…and it is really not crazy at all….but I do think I se some nipple….good attention grabbing!!


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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2012

23

Jul

Mary Louise Parker Skinny Dipping in Weeds of the Day

I don’t watch Weeds….I don’t know who Mary Louise Parker is….I do watch skinny dipping…just not nearly enough…because I’m never invited to places where people skinny dip…but I have been knowns to look over fences when walking by backyards late at night where I hear people swimming or getting their fuck on in the pool and that’s good enough for me…cuz my whole objective in the shit is seeing pussy I haven’t already seen – presented in a fun and innocent way…cuz trying to convince girls to give me pussy puppet shows by reading dialog as they open and close their vaginas…just weirds them out.

Posted in:Mary Louise Parker

2012

23

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound?

I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2012

23

Jul

Brooke Hogan Learns How To Make Herself Look Skinny on the Internet of the Day

Brooke Hogan has finally figured out how to make her not look like a fucking beast of a man when posing in her bikini and that is to make whoever is takign the pic stand a quarter mile away, allowing us to kinda make her out, cuz compared to a fucking scenic landscape, bitch looks small, tight and ready to be fucked by her dad….

The sad thing about this Brooke Hogan twitter bikini pic, is that I have never seen her look so hot….and that is because I can hardly see her….but I am sure Hulk already has his people on it, zooming and mastering the shit for him to jerk off to…cuz fucking your family, especially your daughter cuz you made her, is what Florida Trash do….

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