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2012

23

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Teen Choice Titty of the Day

Demi Lovato is my new favorite whore…..cuz she has pulled the bi-polar card and now she can get off doing anything and everything wrong….and instead of being laughed at or frowned upon, the public will sympathize with her….from bad clothing choices, to being fat, to going on benders, to releasing anal sex videos on youtube, she can pretty much get away with murder, and still have people say “Poor girl”…and that is some serious power….she’s won at life….but maybe I am just saying that cuz I like fucking crazy girls best…it is on some demon, possessed shit out of a horror movie, on my dick…..but today, the crazy is Demi Lovato’s titty dress she wore for the teens…and it is really not crazy at all….but I do think I se some nipple….good attention grabbing!!

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2012

23

Jul

Mary Louise Parker Skinny Dipping in Weeds of the Day

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I don’t watch Weeds….I don’t know who Mary Louise Parker is….I do watch skinny dipping…just not nearly enough…because I’m never invited to places where people skinny dip…but I have been knowns to look over fences when walking by backyards late at night where I hear people swimming or getting their fuck on in the pool and that’s good enough for me…cuz my whole objective in the shit is seeing pussy I haven’t already seen – presented in a fun and innocent way…cuz trying to convince girls to give me pussy puppet shows by reading dialog as they open and close their vaginas…just weirds them out.

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2012

23

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound?

I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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2012

23

Jul

Brooke Hogan Learns How To Make Herself Look Skinny on the Internet of the Day

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Brooke Hogan has finally figured out how to make her not look like a fucking beast of a man when posing in her bikini and that is to make whoever is takign the pic stand a quarter mile away, allowing us to kinda make her out, cuz compared to a fucking scenic landscape, bitch looks small, tight and ready to be fucked by her dad….

The sad thing about this Brooke Hogan twitter bikini pic, is that I have never seen her look so hot….and that is because I can hardly see her….but I am sure Hulk already has his people on it, zooming and mastering the shit for him to jerk off to…cuz fucking your family, especially your daughter cuz you made her, is what Florida Trash do….

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2012

23

Jul

Barbara Palvin for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is a hot model who has a very questionable past that makes her a lot hotter…..

She is on 18 years old….and to make her success pretty fucking insane…she is also from Budapest the premiere human trafficking Russian Mob run sex trade hub around…

I mean to be a model for Victoria’s Secret at 25 after 8 years in the Game, living in New York and doing big campaigns is rare enough, but this 18 year old from a place they may not even have running water, is working for Victoria’s Secret lingerie….seems pretty fucking criminal…..I just have no proof.

I have checked her WIKIPEDIA, which is the extent of my spying, unless she left her bedroom blinds open, in which case, I’d be up in trees watching, but that’s just cuz I’m a peeping tom and has nothng to do with me really grasping how these international models are scooped up and imported, unless shit is run through some sort of organized crime ring.

Not that any of that matters, nor does her working as at 13, even thought that is called pedophilia outside of the fashion world…cuz here she is looking hot in lingerie, and that alone are the blinders that make all ok.

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2012

23

Jul

Jessie Andrews is Naked at the Chateau Marmont for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Jessie Andrews is some 20 year old pornstar who all the hipsters love because she looks like one of them. You know all small titties, ratty hair, bush….but more importantly cuz hipsters, despite the way they market themselves, are all a bunch of fucking followers, who need to be told what’s up, and this Jessie Andrews bitch, is one of those things they’ve been told to jerk off into their 70s inspired American Apparel Tube Sock to….and in keeping himself at the top of the hipster movement, Terry Richardson shot some pics of her, that I assume are the continuation of THIS SHOOT FROM FEBRUARY ….and that I also assume doesn’t matter when they were taken, cuz you still jerk off to stills of Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy the Vampire Slayer…cuz you are pathetic….and I guess so am I, because endorsing by posting nude pics of 20 year olds who fuck on camera would be frowned upon if I was a respectable man in society, you know, the responsible thing would be to talk her out of it and convince her there are other ways to make money that don’t involve being a hooker, but luckily, I am not respectable, in fact, I have no hope….and either will Jessie Andrews in 10 years, but we don’t have to worry about that…

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2012

23

Jul

Summer House for TREATS Magazine of the Day

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TREATS Magazine, a magazine that I have barely heard about, but that I like, because they do vintage erotica and market it as fashion….and that usually involves relatively hot girls run through filters half naked, giving fucking boners, bringing up the most important question my life has to offer and that is why the fuck am I not making topless videos with hot chicks everyday….I’m a real fucking idiot…..but then I watch this video and none of that doesn’t seem to matter….

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2012

23

Jul

Rebecca Ferdinando See Through at the Dark Knight Premiere of the Day

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I like this Rebecca Ferdinando bitch’s commitment to the cause….She’s 27 and has accomplished very fucking little in terms of her career, which is ok if you’re working towards an actual career and not one that is strictly dependent on your looks, cuz after 25, 98 percent of girls peak and plummit into the depths of hell……so she’s fighting the fucking clock….and in fighting the fucking clock, she’s used her connections from being in one movie no one has ever heard of, and got herself to a big premiere for Dark Knight in the UK, where she knew the media would be going nuts, and she did it in a see through dress, so that she’d stand out amongst the other attention seekers, which I guess is a better way to get noticed than shooting everyone in the theater….because titties are non-violent…..

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2012

23

Jul

Rihanna in Some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

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I saw Rihanna post these pictures to Intagram, cuz Instagram has become my new social life, it is where I flirt with hot girls all fucking day and every once in a while one will repsond, making me feel like I’ve made it, before remember I have to fuck my fat wife cuz it was afternoon and that is her day to get herself off all covered in chicken grease and whatever else her pig self got into that day and didn’t wash off her cuz she’s a fucking pig…..but at least the internet brings some fantasy back like this was a chat room and you didn’t know the 18 year old virgin you were jerking off with was a 50 year old lonely man….

Either way, Rihanna works her instagram hard, I guess she likes all the attention, because if I was famous at her level, the extent of my posting pics to anything for the public would be dick pics saying “who cares that it’s small, I’ve made it”….and instagram would just end up banning me….you know cuz unlike Rihanna, I wouldn’t pussyfoot around the smut I produce, I would jsut bring it…

What it comes down to is really how long it took her to get these in this pose….and how many filters did they run it through…cuz I’m sure Rihanna doesn’t actually look like this in a bikini….but I’ll go along with it.

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2012

23

Jul

Christina Milian Miami Beach Mom Nipple of the Day

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Christina Milian was a bit of an attention seeking slut back when she had her one-hit-wonder video called “Dip it Low”, where she rolled around in mud or something similar that I am sure a lot of people jerked off to, because it was before the internet was really mainstream, and in a time when masturbation material came from a lot of creative sources….like music videos, magazines, panties you found a the laundromat, etc.

And like all sluts, she went out and got pregant, basically throwing in the towel, and realizing at this stage of the game, doctors have seen her spread open, men have seen her spread open, her body isn’t what it once was, but it’ll still get noticed, so who cares, let’s step up the slut, flash nipple, and does all the great things she should have been doing when she was younger, back before becoming secure in her slut behavior…if you know what I mean.

Here are a couple of pics she posted on twitter in her bikini….

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