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2012

11

Jul

Mila Kunis Does the 60s Housewife in Elle UK of the Day

Mila Kunis would be a more believable housewife from the 1960s, you know all wholesome and well behaved, all Emily Post school of etiquette trained always ready to treat her man like her boss and manager her house the way it is supposed to be managed….if she wasn’t such a whore.

You know the whole probably HIV Positive thanks to Culkin kinda throws off the authenticity of this shoot and even the fantasy of this shoot since AIDS didn’t exist in the 60s. The government hadn’t implemented population control diseases to rid the world of gays and blacks yet.

The only thing realistic about this shit is that she’s old enough to be a housewife.

Garbage.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

11

Jul

Karlie Kloss Naked Ass in Vogue US of the Day

Karlie Kloss is a model, but then again who isn’t a fucking model. I seems like every girl I know is a model, thinks she is a model, acts like a model, or poses like a model for her facebook profile/instagram, that the whole model thing is getting boring, and I’m more into girls who aren’t models, the good old scared of the camera kind of insecure pussy you can really take advantage of and who I can hang out with and not get annoyed of all the fucking picture taking, because not everything needs to be documented, and bitch, you’re not hot enough to justify using all that film up, oh right, we don’t have film anymore, and that’s the fucking problem with this photo revolution, it’s the accessibility of the shit making everyone a model and photographer cuz it is free but still no one willing to send me fucking nudes…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2012

11

Jul

Jessica Alba in Her Bikini of the Day

I posted this pic of Jessica Alba in Italy in her bikini yesterday, or whenever it was that she put it up on Instagram, because I’m a fan of girls who are content produers….and who put the shit out before the paparazzi get to it….because the paparazzi are the devils and making the obsolete is a good thing…even the whole point of this post is to drive you to the paparazzi pics of Alba in her bikini …..

I like tacky girls marketing themselves in bikinis, it is the basis of most of my facebook masturbation sessions….you see cuz girls you know half naked is more fun than girls you don’t know getting fucked….and the real highlight of personal pics is finding out that bitch’s Mom’s got some Tits…..


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

11

Jul

Mariana Nude Modeling for Terry Richardson of the Day

Mariana is some no name hipster chick who was probably picked up by old, creepy, perverted Terry Richardson at some bar, and freaked the fuck out at the brush with “fame”, sucked in by the fact that he offered to shoot her, you know feeding her ego knowing that this is the guy who shoots top models, asking her, leading to her cheating on her boyfriend of 3 years to get up on his dick and get naked for his camera, showing off her rockin’ no name tits we’d otherwise never be able to see, if it wasn’t for Terry Richardson’s celebrity and the fact that he’s trying to keep it real…and as lame as he is and as boring as his pics are…this kind of thing works for me.

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

11

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Shoot for Twitter of the Day

I wonder how many times I can say how this bitch is probably top 10 pussy in famous pussy competition in my mind…..or how many times I can say how I’d still fuck her unprotected even though she’s a high risk for HIV being from South Africa and 80 percent of the population have the shit and you know when she was 14 and living on her plantation before becoming famous pussy in my famous pussy competition on my mind…she was filling her gaping asshole with black farm hand cock…like she was Heidi Klum because all farmers daughters coming of age do that…it’s a fact….at least they do in the romance novel I am in the process of writing so that I can escape this hell that is blogging….not that this has anything to do with me other than that it is on my site and more to do with Candice Swanepoel posting these pics to twitter like a common attention seeking teen girl in her bikini looking for attention …only a lot better paid and less illegal to jerk off to….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

11

Jul

Diana Farkhullina is Hot and Half Naked for L’Officel Ukraine of the Day

Diana Farkhullina is a model. She’s from Russia not that that is really impressive with the whole fall of communism and fact that any hot bitch can get out of the country without a struggle, escape or being mail ordered / traded in the illegal sex trade….but she’s still fucking hot, topless, hiding her nipples in L’Officiel Ukraine, but still only 21 with so much potential to do many nude fashion shoots before fucking a pro soccer player or celebrity and ending up the next Irina Shayk…..the formula to success is almost text book and I’m just happy to see girls using their brains to exploit their bodies for personal gain because the minute humanity loses that…humanity loses everything..

Posted in:Diana Farkhullina

2012

11

Jul

Rowdy Ronda Rousey Strategic Nudity for ESPN Body of the Day

I have a friend who is gay for the UFC….he pretends it is about the fighting and athleticism, but I am pretty sure it is about the dude on dude grinding…I can tell by the sparkle in his eye when he talks about it….well he was pissed off that I did a post on the ESPN body issue and that I didn’t bother posting pics of Rowdy Ronda, some chick UFC fighter he wants to fuck because she’s the gateway body to homosex with his idols without going homo…or some shit….

I’m not against fit girls, if anything I prefer it to fat chicks, I have already gone over it, but there’s just something about a girl that can kick my ass while doing pull ups that threatens my number one seduction strategy…..rape.

Here are the pics for my closet case UFC loving homo homeboy.

Posted in:Rowdy Ronda Rousey

2012

11

Jul

Lene Nystrom (Singer From Aqua) Fake Titties in a Magazine of the Day

This is hot tip came in last night, but I was too busy trying to rip my eyes out of my head after seeing a horrible movie I can’t believe ever got made, then drinking my pain away, because I am easily affected by things like this…it must be my autism…

Her name is Lene Nystrøm and she’s the singer from Aqua, the worst band to pollute my brain in the early 2000s and she’s in a Danish mag that only hits stores thursday and she’s going to be naked in it…because that’s what you do when you’ve fallen off….and the dude who sent it in was supposed to send in the other nudes but he hasn’t yet….but you can get a taste of her bush and implants….which may be something you’ve been waiting for since jerking off to Barbie Girl…

Posted in:Lene Nystrom|NSFW

2012

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My friend took me to a movie last night because it was cheap night and we are ghetto, and we made the mistake of seeing Savages, where Blake Lively played an average looking chick two drug dealing guys shared cuz they were closet cases, who I wanted to see die the entire time, and only laughed when she found out she got raped….but people were laughing at all the bad jokes and loving it….inspiring me to start dumbing shit down….because really you’re all a bunch of fucking retards and I want a private jet…

Here are some links….

Traffic Cop Dance Like a Boss – VIDEO
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15 Best Pictures in ESPN Body Issue
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Tar Reid is Still Alive Apparently
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So Kris Humphries Didn’t Get Myla Sinanaj Pregnant Because She Made The Whole Thing Up
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Here’s 10 New “Transformers Prime” Screenshots
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The History of Rock N Roll Told in RIFFS – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Don’t Have to Be SO Bad (NSFW)
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Bored Teen Has Some Alone Time (NSFW)
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And Now, Some Monkeys Cannonballing Into a Pool – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t tell internet girlfriends you are going to murder your pug if they don’t send you pussy pics….then send them pics of you shoving your pug into the bathtub tied to a cinder block….it won’t get you the pussy pics…if anything it will get you in trouble with the law…and who needs that…especially over shitty pussy pics….

Here are some links while I recruit real girlfriends to show me pussy by sitting on my face while on their period so had I can go antichrist on them..

These Tits are So Fucking Huge….But So Is the Rest of Her…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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The World’s Fattest Living Woman Is Sexing The Pounds Off
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Pics of Each Girl in the ESPN Body Issue
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Julianne Hough Photoshoot Bullshit
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Anchor Woman Hs Brain Fart on TV
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Gallery: The 40 Hottest Actresses In Their 40s
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Kate Upton’s Sexy GQ Outtakes
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Kelly Brook Is In A Bikini
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Italy’s Channel 5 Bombshell Newscaster Can Stop Crime with her Tits – (NSFW)
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Woman Beats a Pastor With a Bible. Yes You Read That Right – VIDEO
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Angie is in a Black Bra and Panties (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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Video: Ronda Rousey Photo Shoot For ESPN Body Issue
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Amateur Has Some Alone Time
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The 15 Sexiest Shots of Every Woman in the New ESPN Body Issue
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Marjana in a Leather Chair (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash (Site NSFW)
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She’s Not Impressed By the Gun Show (Site NSFW)
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And MORE Kate Upton
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Comic-Con 2012: ‘Twilight’ Fan Killed While Waiting for Panel. TRUE STORY
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John Mayer could bang the ‘Call Me Maybe’ chick if he wanted to
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jessie Rogers (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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In Freaky Old People News: Jane Fonda Says Sex Is More Fulfilling At 74
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A Little MILF Action, Why Not (NSFW)
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Nikyta and Lara Get It On
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“Game Of Thrones” Role Playing Gone Wrong
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I Love Babes in Summer Dresses
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Ahhhhhh Diane Kruger Hotness
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She’s Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Independace Day 2 is Actually Happening
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot nIn A Bikini After Giving Birth 2 Months Ago WTF
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40 Hottest Female Soccer Players
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Genesis Rodriguez is Hot as Shit
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Classical Music Flash Mob
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Holly Peers Topless in Nuts
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Katie Holmes Saggy Sideboob
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More Alessandra Ambrosio at the Beach
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Tara Reid Does St Tropez
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Emma Roberts Boring On Set
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Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts
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Aubrey O’Day Black Lace Skirt with Wedgie
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Belen Rodriguez in a Hot Photoshoot
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Abi TItmuss in a 2004 Bikini
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Trash in her Bikini
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Aubrey O’Day is Fat in Her Bikini
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Way More Pics of Scarlett Johansson in a Bikini Bent Over
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Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Leggings
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Deep Throat Love
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Random Porn Videos
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I still Don’t Know What This Is
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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