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2012

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Welcome back suckers….

I hope you are as happy July 4th is now the 5th so that all the bikini pool party pics posted on facebook can finally stop…I hate looking at hot chicks on my facebook drunk and having a great time half naked with American flags….

I think I’m in a depression….a Post July 4th depression…..and I’m no even American, I just creep on Americans…

Here are some links…

This Stuntman Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Beautiful Athlete Daughters in Sports
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Lindsay Lohan is Back to Being a Hot Ginge
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You Had Me At Tobey Maguire’s Not In It:
A Review Of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’
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Epic Fails…With SPARKS – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest American Women
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Thursday (NSFW)
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Dude Leaks a Video of His Girlfriend (NSFW)
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2012

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

This July 4th, Independence Day, bullshit is getting old. I’m tired of the status updates, the intagram pics, the tweets and the text messages, the lame stripper bitches in themed phtooshoots..July 4th is old news, it is played out, it is all about the future motherfuckers….July 5th is the new…it is the now…get with the times, stop living in the past, you patriotic cunts….who are probably too full on BBQ and Beer to read this….but here are some links anyway, you typical, obvious, drone….

Jennifer Nicole’s Bikini Says Happy Fourth of July
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Awesome Driving Skills in a Race Car
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Rose Byrne for Flare
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Best Patriotic Images in Sports History
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This Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes Thing is Getting Fucking Messy
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Angry Woman Versus Cyclist – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 15 Best “Amazing Spider-Man” Covers Of All Time
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WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAELA SCHAEFER WEARING?!
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Katy Perry Had a Premiere or Something
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Alexis Has one SWEET Ass (NSFW)
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Rita is Oiled Up in a Sexy Bathing Suit (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better (NSFW)
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Cobra Snakes Are Magical Fiery Turd Fireworks and They Are AWESOME! – VIDEO
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This Amateur Has Some Fun With Sex Toys – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Best Moments in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest History
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I Love a Hypnotic BOOBS Gif (NSFW)
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Ana Beatriz Barros See Through on the Catwalk (NSFW)
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Gotta Love the Ass Grabbing Sluts (NSFW)
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Melanie Sykes Pure White Panty Upskirt Entering a Taxi (NSFW)
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Lana Del Rey is Fucking Dull
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Sylvie van der Vaart Says Happy Fourth of July
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And Here’s More Sexy GIFS (NSFW)
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Natasha and Kelly Get It On (NSFW)
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6-Year Old Rapper Albert “Booty Pop” Music Video [Video]
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She’s Stripping Down and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Teenie is One Love Brunette (NSFW)
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Conan O’Brien Launches “XXX” Site…Sort Of (NSFW)
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A Mini Dress on the Beach is Fine By Me
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A Bunch of Babes From Paris Fashion Week
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This Pizza Guy is One Lucky Dude – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Who Knew Nia Long Was Single All This Time, I’d Gladly Marry Her
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Hot Wheels Real Life Edition
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50 Hottest American Olympians
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Some Dancing Dogs
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Azealia Banks Covers Paper
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Miley Cyrus Gone Shopping
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Katy Perry Dumpy At Her Premiere
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Diane Kruger Boring
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Salma Hayek Hiding TIts
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Milla Jovovich for Chanel
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Nicola McLean has Huge Tits
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Kirsten Dunst in a Tank TOp
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Dakota Fanning on Set
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Trying to Look Up Keira Knightley’s Skirt
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Katharine McPhee Holding a Mic Like a Cock
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Shitty Swimwear Shoot
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Kelly Brook is Dressed for Prom
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass in Jeans
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Arianny Celeste Bikini
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Jennifer Lopez Fat Ass in a Bikini
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Nicola Roberts and Kimberly Walsh Bikini Candids
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Helen Flanagan Hot in a White Bikini
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Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale in Maxim
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Independence Day Porn
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Random Hot Porno Videos
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Internet’s Got SLUTS
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2012

04

Jul

Mel B in a British Flag Bikini for Independence Day of the Day

What better way to celebrate America’s Independence from England by rocking a British flag bikini, like her fucking career didn’t rely heavily on America, and her fortune wasn’t because America bought into her UK pop act, and like she doesn’t own property in America, or let American iconic comedians knock her up even though they deny it….

Blatently choosing sides, shwoing who she is loyal to, who her heart is with…true to her native land….without remembering the hard fact that America won, and she’s on the losing side…..but I guess you could have come to that conclusion based on her mom body….

Oh wait that’s an Australian flag….whatever…this isn’t a geography class people…it is a mom in a bikini…..


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2012

04

Jul

Candice Swanepoel in Her Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Twitter Bikini Pictures

Candice Swanepoel posted these pictures of her upper thigh hair to twitter in a “You’re a fucking bikini model, haven’t you got laser, you troll fucking bitch, straight from South Africa, Monkey motherfucker”….only instead of being a troll or a monkey, she’s one of the hottest bikini modls around, and bitch could be HIV positive and rockin’ a 14 inch dick that she likes to use when being an exclusive top, and I’d still get down with her, cuz she’s already won me over….

She’s doing some bikini bullshit, modeling, getting paid for what all you fatties are probably doing today for free, or at the expense of all those around you, and she’s looking pretty lovely….


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2012

04

Jul

Dania Londono Suarez Nude in Soho of the Day

Dania Londono Suarez has some shitty fucking implants…These are some bargain basement titties from a third world country…maybe the doctor left a sponge or something in her….or her body rejected the new organs….or something scientific went wrong here…but it doesn’t matter…as long as we know something went wrong….

No wait, it does matter, how does a skinny chick with implants have nipples aiming to the ground like some kind of fat chick, or mom of 6….it’s almost a comical fail…I feel like I’m looking at a cartoon….

If you’re wondering who Dania Londono Suarez is….she was in a scandal with a Secret Service agent who paid her for sex….who cares. All girls are whores and all guys are johns…True story.

Now she is posing nude in magazines….Making progress….hopefully to save up some money to fix these fucking tits….

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2012

04

Jul

Eva Doll Titties for Fashion of the Day

I am going to assume that Eva Doll is not this girls real name but it is instead her stripper name, the name they are trying to use to brand her and develop her as her own entity, only instead of being an actual stripper, who get paid 10 dollars a song to let strangers, often unshowered strangers, fondle her…..she’s the kind of strirpper who is models for photographers in the pretentious world of fashion…and you know what…I still get to see her tits, so it is virtually one in the same, just marketed differently…like a money grubbing trophy wife who married a billionaire is no officially a hooker getting 150 dollars a session, but she’s still a fucking whore….the model version….

This Eva Doll bitch is hot.

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2012

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

HAPPY JULY 4TH PICTURE FROM TERRY RICHARDSON

Terry RIchardson Does July 4th Better Than You….

It is July 4th, if you are American, why are you on the fucking internet, or on this site, when you should be doing shit that involves doing shit and not looking at a fucking screen. Are you bored, socially awkward, do you hate your family, does your family hate you, are you alone, are you sad, fat and eating yourself to death, and I am the only person worse off than you, sort it the fuck out. Shoot some fireworks, hire a hooker, life is gonna be ok.

If you are not American, and July 4th is just another day for you, even though you have no friends, hate your family who hates you more…. Click the links, they are here to make you feel better.

I am your hero…

Let’s Start Wednesday Off With a Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Most Improbable Hookups in Sports History
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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atie Holmes Must REALLY Want Out of Her Marriage Cause She’s Not Asking For Shit
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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30 Must-See Pictures of Emma Stone
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Free Cam Shows Have Yourself From Fun (NSFW)
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Blonde Hattie Rubs One Out (NSFW) VIDEO
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2012

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is July 4th.

Here’s to more corrupt corporate run politics. Democracy built to make the rich richer at the expense of the masses. Childhood Obesity. Oil Wars. Pollution. Poverty. Crime. Jersey Shore. Hollywood and all the girls on Facebook and Instagram I want to fuck, except for a few Australians and pretty much all else that makes up the American Dream….like low level sluts dressing in American Flags for attenntion….and all else that makes you so proud to be American….

God Bless America…even though God is Ancient Aliens….and the proof is in your dollar bill….

Here are the stepLINKs Bro….From Canada, with Love….’Support our troops….

That said, why the fuck are you on the internet right now, don’t you have fireworks to blow up or a BBQ to have or family bullshit….or are you hated and alone…stop depressing me…just click the links….

Arianny Celeste is Doing Herself Well in a Bikini
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Tom Cruise’s Butthole Got Excited When It Saw This
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50 Hottest Olympians for July 4th
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Penelope Cruz in a Hot Fashion Photoshoot
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Cat Uses Human to Open Food
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The 25 Best TV Shows Of 2012 (So Far)
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Nicola McLean’s Breasts Keep Impressing
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Ashley Greene Does DKNY
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Gotta Love It When a Babe is THIS Flexible (NSFW)
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Laura is Super Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows. Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
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What Kind of Drugs is Jodie Marsh On? Seriously
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Drunk Slut Flashes is Flashing EVERYTHING at a Club (NSFW)
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50 Hottest American Olympians
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Sharon Stone is Braless in Paris (NSFW)
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Lookin Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Naomi Watts is Dressed Up as Princess Diana
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Zoe Hardman Slips a Nip Out in the Ocean (NSFW)
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Pictures of Beyonce and Kim Kardashian Together Piss Me Off
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Jesus Christ Jessica Simpson is MASSIVE
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Sofia Vergara is Sexy as Always
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I’d Like to Be All Over Bailey Knox (NSFW)
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DIY Car Repair Brings the LOLs (Site NSFW)
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Where’s Maury? The Craziest Celebrity Paternity Tests Of All Time
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This Blondie is One Natural Beauty (NSFW)
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Jaelyn and Chelsea get It On (NSFW)
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Penis Dinosaurs Starring In The Land Before Vagina? Yes You Read That Right (NSFW)
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Hey There Fashion Hottie
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Sardinia, Italy
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Toilet Paper Gun! Yes! – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Some Jessica Alba Just Because
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Kate Winslet Thought Her Boobs Would Have Quit On Her By Now
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Hot Bikini Ass
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Ashley Tisdale Fuckable In A Bikini
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Pussy Lip Bikini Slip
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10 Athletes Who Make Good Beats
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Arianny Celeste Sweet Wet Tits And Juicy Camel Toe
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Sluts Who Don’t Matter at the BET Awards
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Fail Compilaion for June
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Epic Beat Boxing – Even If Beat Boxing is So fucking Lame
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Sofia Vergara Gets Ready To Tea Bag!
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50 Hottest American Sports Wives
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Some Young Kid Dominating Country Music
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Demi Lovato Performing
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Ashley Greene for DKNY Ads
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AnnaSophia Robb in a Dress
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Alyssa Miller Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Dress
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Vanessa WHite in a Hot See THrough
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Mel C from the Spice Girls Performing…..
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Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Last May
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Sophie Reade Nuts July 2012
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Escorts for Moms Who Want to Get Tag Teamed
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Two Chicks Changing
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Random Porn Videos from the Masturbation Files of a Woman
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Epic Poker Face…..in “I Just Nutted in My Own Mouth and Don’t Giv a Fuck”
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Spied on in the Bathroom
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Monster Curves
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Internet’s Got SLUTS
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2012

03

Jul

Sofia Vergara Getting a Massage in a Bikini at 20 Years Old of the Day

Sofia Vergara may be 100 years old, and we’d all still fuck her Emmy winning ass, that we assume fucked its way to the top…that or her family runs the Cocaine trade out of her motherland of Colombia and they own Hollywood, as Hollywood is the land of Cocaine…

You know, immigrant single mothers generally don’t end up on TV…they end up in back alleys trying to pay rent…

But apparently, the TV thing was something she was into and there is documented proof of one segment that involved her thong ass and a massage and here it is…

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2012

03

Jul

Bar Refaeli Under Water in a Thong for Under.me of the Day

20 Hours ago….in a land far away…called Israel…where the Jews walk freely…Bar Rafaeli prosituted herself for her own clothing line….by swimming underwater in slow motion in a thong…in what was probably the most obvious, low level concept a woman could run herself through in order to get attention….it is the basis of the myspace profile pic….the instagram “look what I’m wearing, it is a bikini or panties or what I sleep in, in front of the mirror to get followers”….hustle that girls have been lucky to find success with since the beginning of time…and I am good with it…survival of the hottest…keep the fatties working at walmart motherfucker….if you know what I mean.

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