2012
31
May
I know Lucy Pinder topless is nothing new….she’s a topless model…this is what she does and has been doing for at least 5 years…but a girl showing her tits under all circumstances is worth looking at….you know it is the premise of marriage and long term relationships…even though you’d rather see other tits naked…you’ll take the ones in your bed…cuz they are in your bed…it is all a matter of convenience…
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2012
31
May
THIS JUST IN – ANNE HATHAWAY’S DONE GONE BROKEN HER JERK OFF HAND…how’s she gonna give handies? Oh right…she’s not 15…and has a mouth, pussy and asshole to compensate and the truth is that she probably hasn’t used her hands for sexual purposes in years…she’s rich and has people for that….making this post a false alarm…I always waste your time…
Posted in:Anne Hathaway
2012
31
May
I went out to a bar for the first time in months….I forgot to instagram the whores I was chatting up….I realized I’m pretty old and fat…but luckily the same gang of rejects is still doing the same thing…and are old and fat too…so together we stared at the new generation of fat titties on fatter chickss than when we were 20…cuz of the high fructose corn syrup….I didn’t see tits…but a lot of girls were in sheer tops with bra…solid fashion…
Here are some morning links….
Top 20 News Fails – VIDEO
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25 of the Biggest Party Animals in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Make a Dull Life a Little Bit Better
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Jesus Christ Dina Lohan is Going to Be on TV Again
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Hamster Plays Dead! Yes!
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I’ll Never Get Tried of Sophia Vergara’s Cleavage
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European Slut Rubs One Out
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Mary-Kate Olsen Is Now Dating Olivier Sarkozy
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
31
May
Stacy Keibler’s got a rocking body…so rocking that I understand why George Clooney chose her to pretend to not be gay with….legs for fucking days….motherfucker….with wrestling experience…skills that can leg lock me in ways I’ve never been leg locked before….
Posted in:Stacy Keibler
2012
30
May
The highlight of my day was not seeing Chloe Sevigny with a prosthetic dick….(scroll down)….it was when walking the dog…the hottest 19 year old…with amazing tits, in a tank top, cuz it is summer said hi to me like we were old friends…only I didn’t recognize her, or even react, cuz I was hungover, confused as to whether I knew her or not, or more importantly whether she was talking to me….knowing I definitely didn’t bang her cuz there would have been more herpes on her face and anger in her eyes….which proves…that I fail at all windows of opportunity…or more importantly…that I need to get out more often…cuz that is a weak highlight of a day…unless of course things take a turn and she tracks me down…leading to anal on a park bench….it could happen…if i decided to leave the house….follow my instagram – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER – to find out…..
Here are the stepLINKS….
Mila Kunis Got Fat as Fuck
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25 Stanley Cup Hotties
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Venice Beach Treasure Chest Prank
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Chick Falling Off a Rope Swing
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Kate Moss Hot in Harper’s Bazaar
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Zhang Ziyi (That Karate Babe) is Caught Up in Some Sort of Prostitution Scandal
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This Shampoo Prank is Classic – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara Ruins An Upskirt Shot
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Katy Perry Better Not Ever Leave Her House Without Make Up Again
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This Little Girl Will Shut You and Your Car Down
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Hot Brunette Gets Herself Off
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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WTF Video of the Day
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18 Year Old Films Herself Naked
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25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties
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Self-Shot Video of Kelley Scarlett
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Coco Had a Nip Slip. there’s a Fucking Surprise
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Michelle Rodriguez On Why Nicole Kidman Won’t Win An Oscar For Pissing On Zac Efron
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Who Knew Darth Vader Had Such Great Tits
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse in her Black Dress
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Kim Kardashian Gets ‘Punk’d’ By Ashton Kutcher (VIDEO)
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I Wanna Marry Charlize Theron
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Gotta Love a Slutty Red Head
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Got Time For Some Asian Persuasian?
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More Crappy Mom-dom…Drunk Pregnant Woman Leaves Kid In Car To Get A Belly Ring
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Janessa and Ashley Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5: Porn & Sex Gifs To Rock Your World
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Ashley Tisdale, Just Because
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Alesha Dixon is Super Leggy
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Blonde Amateur is Super Sexy on Video
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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Nutcase Doing Flips…
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Sofia Vergara Boring – Old – Sloppy – Upskirt
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Shaun White Banged Bar Refaeli
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Imogen Thomas Lets It All Hang Out In A Skimpy Bikini
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Selena Gomez Could Probably Handle 3 Guys At Once
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse Tittie Action – Complete with Stretch Marks…
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Now I Know Why This Bitch Wears Sunglasses. Great Tits.
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Arianny Celeste Big Fake Titties -> Get Arrested
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Fat Baby
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Epic Paintball Battle
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Holly Henderson is Ridiculous…
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Karmen Pedaru is Hot
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Nathalie Portman Looks Like Shit
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Amazing Cable Nudity
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Topless Bitch Named Rosie
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Action Girls Military Porn
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Rubber Ducky Fetish Porn
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Random Porn Vids To Jerk Off To
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
30
May
Chloe Sevigny is still on that UK show Called Hit and Miss….that I haven’t really looked into to establish whether it is a hit or a miss….but I have posted her tranny prosthetic dick that I am sure some of you will get off to, cuz there is a reason tranny porn is so popular…and there is also a reason she was cast to play a tranny, that I call….looking like a Tranny….
Tranny’s disturb the fuck out of me…I’m old school at like the world to have 2 genders….none of these weirdo hybrids…stricken with serious emotional damage…
What is amazing in all this is that it is on TV. When I was a kid…all I had was Baywatch.
Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|NSFW|Videos
2012
30
May
Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy….
She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.
Posted in:Alyssa Miller
2012
30
May
Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you….
The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…
Posted in:Whitney Port
2012
30
May
Victoria Beckham is showing her mom of 15 legs that David Beckham is locked down to….which isn’t so bad of a gig cuz she’s got implants…she’s skinny as fuck….she probably had a c-section…and most importantly…she let him cheat on her years ago…and can safely assume she’s let him cheat on her since…traveling athletes can’t keep their pants on…especially when all girls…and 90 percent of European guys…want his dick….
Either way, I would have liked more hard nipples, panties, ass crack, mom-pussy definition…cuz these pics are boring…but I’m in too deep and now I have to post them….
Posted in:Victoria Beckham
2012
30
May
I know it is hard to take a pornstar seriously…especially when she is at a red carpet event…for exactly the caliber movie you’d expect her to be in…or at least associated with cuz she was cast and killed off in the first one….especially knowing a simple google search will lead you to COUNTLESS CLIPS OF HER GETTING FUCKED …but the truth is I like her story…just an everyday 19 year old stripper at the porn awards with her boyfriend recruited by Jesse Jane….only to become one of the hotter pornstars….just like that, dreams do come true, and now she’s a big old movie star….or not….but I’ve seen her in person…she’s tweeted me…and as far as I’m concerned that means we’ve pretty much had sex…
Posted in:Riley Steele
