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2012

10

May

Rosie Jones Does a Topless 360 of the Day

This is the shit animated gifs are made of….

Rosie Jones confuses me. I don’ really know who she is, I assume she’s a UK trash can of a woman who should be a stripper but managed to get a gig in a magazine cuz she was willing to get topless….work ethich that is good enough for me.

Here she is pushing the limits of modeling, you know really getting physical….doing a 360 degree turn as the camera snaps her….

What can’t this talent do…seriously, put her in the circus.

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2012

10

May

Pornstar Sunny Leone in FHM India of the Day

Fat and dumpy….Sunny Leone is shitting on her Indian culture, kinda like she shat on her parents upbringing when she decided to go into porn….

A suprise to most people is that I fucking hate porn and pornstars, I have 3000 pornos in my house that I’ve never even opened. I am into everyday whores…it is hotter when they behave that way for free because daddy issues aren’t a bad thing…it’s just tacky when you make them your profession…..See cuz I don’t mind girls who look like pornstars….if anything I don’t mind girls who look like anything…so long as they have the vagina…and so long as they aren’t pornstars….because being a pornstar is brainless boring and they generally have shitty attitudes….false sense of celebrity…

The only girls I love who happen to be in porn are Asa Akira and Kayden Kross….because we connect on a spiritual level….

While this Sunny leone is fucking garbage….well past her prime…and now in FHM India….making moves into mainstream fame in India…because having a billion fans can be far more lucrative and rewarding than you jerking off to her yet again…..

Speaking of jerking off to her – HERE ARE SOME OF HER PORN CLIPS

If that wasn’t good enough for you…. HERE ARE SOME OF HER PORN CLIPS

Posted in:Sunny Leone

2012

10

May

Eniko Mihalik is Lovely in Numero of the Day

Eniko Mihalik has been Topless many times before ….she’s even been topless and wet in Numero before….and I thought it was time to switch it up and put up pics of her not showing her tits – you know to not objectify this Hungarian model as an object even though she’s made a career of being an object….you know to allow you to take in her all wholesome like a lady…a lady you want to cum inside if she gave you the chance….if you know what I mean.

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2012

10

May

Hot Mom Breast Feeding 3 Year Old Time Cover of the Day

This is hot and distrubing all at the same time….pretty much the story of my sex life and maturbation habits…and now the sory of a Time Magazine cover featuring a 3 year old Breast Feeding, something I’ve heard of, I’ve seen and that always fuck with my head cuz I know it’s pretty much sexual abuse at that point….when your kid can say “yo mom give your titty and let me suck that shit”…it’s usually too late in his life to be breast feeding…he’s at the stage of life where he’s gonna remember sucking his mom’s tit and that will lead to some psychological shit…all cuz mommy liked getting her titties sucked….liked her titties milk filled….liked the attnetion…her and her humilated kid are getting….”sorry guys, I can’t play today, my mom needs me to suck her tits now”…..Arrest this bitch….

Oh and lesbian hippie moms….I’m not against breast feeding or your movement…I love it and have jerked off to it…but this shit is just weird…especially since she’s kinda hot and I wanna be breast feeding her….tasting her sweet lactation….so sweet you don’t need to add sugar when you make it into ice cream….

Weird – and amazing…

Posted in:Breastfeeding

2012

10

May

Rachel Ballinger Hot and Naked in Simon Burstall’s Perfect Guide Editorial of the Day

Rachel Ballinger is some aspiring model who has been in the game since 2009 from what I saw and has not really broke through or accomplished shit..she’s just an amateur model who may have a modeling contract along with hundreds of thousands of other girls with modeling contracts who acheive nothing….so she’s decided to take her destiny in her own hands cuz working as a bartender or whatever the fuck she does to pay her rent while this modeling thing starts to roll out….and that involved showing off her hot litte body and amazing ass in some dude’s photoshoot that I love….She’s going places…but lets hope there are a few roadblocks and struggles in the way…cuz that will mean more nudity for exposure…cuz remember hot or not…there are hundreds of thousands of girls fighting for the same gigs…and that brings me hope that this isn’t the last we see of her tits…

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2012

10

May

Halle Berry Gets Hood of the Day

I guess she’s trying to get in touch with her hood side she never had…cuz she’s white and suburban….

She’s probably got another role as a black woman….so she’s gotta go research the shit so people give her an Academy Award again and praise her for the plight of her people…like she’s some kind of spokesperson…even though we all know she’s just a white chick, black enough for the execs to hire and be comfortable with, to market as a black chick so they don’t get called racist when they go back to their roots and put an actual white person in blackface to avoid hiring a sister….

Either way….it is funny to watch.

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2012

10

May

Another John Travolta is Gay Exclusive of the Day

John Travolta is being sued for molesting a dude…

I think it is Karma for not treating his autistic kid and not recognizing autism like he doesn’t recognize his homosexuality ….

The kid ended up slipping in the shower and dying exposing Travolta’s lie….kinda like slipping up on the wrong masseuse, trying to shove his dick inside his mouth, exposing his other lie….that he’s a homo….

I have no sympathy for people who are full of shit.

That said, my homie at SPEEDMONKEY , lives in LA and has this story about John Travolta…that is one of the many that don’ run in the media because he is rich and they never side with the truth….because they just assume people are trying to milk a motherfucker’s fame/money when in reality it is that motherfucker who wants to be milked by us..

About 15 years ago, I had heard a story from a guy who worked as a waiter in Malibu. My buddy was cornered by Travolta at in a sauna in Santa Monica. He had snuck in and Travolta mistook him for a prostitute he had ordered. They sat in the sauna talking for 5 min and my buddy thought, how cool is this? Then Travolta took off his towel and started stroking it. Then he came over and tried to make him suck it! He ran out of there!

Being an actor is not a straight job, it is some self involved, narcissitic bullshit career that does get a lot of pussy, but these aren’t normal people…they aren’t even straight or gay, they just love themselves and love being praised, wherever that comes….makes them come….that’s my theory anyway….

From Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Rock Hudson, the list of closet cases is endless in their world…dude should probably doing something good for the movement rather than hiding it like a dirty secret…

Either way, he’s a pussy….who likes his asshole used as a pussy. Fuck him. He’ll like it.


THE EXCLUSIVE STORY IS VIA
SPEEDMONKEY

Posted in:John Travolta

2012

10

May

Anna Speckhart Titties for Trendi Magazine of the Day

Anna Speckhart is some working model who gets consistent work according her her bio…but I guess wanted to get noticed, or taken more seriously as a model, or just doing her fucking job cuz all models pose nude…because being a model kinda means they are selling their bodies to whoever is paying them….and that sense of purpose, knowing ones place, coupled with the fact that they stay skinny is why I love models….small tits or not…they do good things….

Here are the pics…..of some model I’ve never heard of who is not all that great in a magazine I’ve never heard of….

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2012

10

May

Lindsay Lohan Face of the Day

I like documenting and keeping track of Lindsay Lohan’s face because it seems to have of life of its own….

She’s been adding fillers and botox and doing all kinds of insecure chick things to herself and she’s not even 30 yet….

I get her vanity, especially in her gig and I realize that she abused the fuck out of herself over her short years, growing up before her time, so that her baby face and youthfulness turned into the face of a 40 year old pretty fucking fast…

But I like the natural demise of a bitch…I don’t like when science interferes and makes theme look like robot aliens from the future…unless science is shaving off some of their battered labia or fixing their shitty tits….

Either way, whatever is going on here with Lohan is hilarious…

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2012

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I ended up drinking until 3 am before I got drunk enough to realize that fucking the fat 21 year old I was talking to all night was a bad idea, you know because she was fucking disgusting, I do some of my most rational thinking when half passed out covered in vomit on my living room floor…

Here are some links to start the gay old day…

Nintendo Dominoes!!! Yesss!!! – VIDEO
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25 Epic Cheerleading Fails
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Free Cam Shows. Pure Greatness
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Kaya Danielle in In Lingerie
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I Pretty Much Love Anything That is Stop Motion
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George Lucas is Using Poor People to Piss Off Rich People
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SKinny Teen Gets Herself Off on Video
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15 Sexy GIFs Of Celebrities Dancingd
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