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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2012

May

Tori Spelling’s Disgusting Pregnant Bikini Body of the Day

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I don’t like Tori Spelling o begin with…I never did…I remember watching 90210 when she was a virgin, totally understanding why, not quite understanding why Megan Fox’s husband was after her cherry, when there was better pussy on the show, even if it was a little more weathered, before being informed her dad ran the shit, and she was his princess who could be the virgin if she wanted to….all while rocking the weirdest gap in a chest in all of TV cleavage history…..and I sure as hell don’t like pregnant women, they are fat in weird ways, they have growing humans in them, their vaginas are about toe explode a second time, andd the whole thing, even with implants is OK to look at, it’s even ok to fuck if it isn’t your baby in there, but it sure as hell shouldn’t be fucking celebrated….unfortuantely, Tori Spelling is a spoiled cunt and she thinks everything she does should be celebrated….and I guess since I have that bikini rule…I gotta post it….and if you stare at her fake tits or even her face long enough, the swollen uterus starts to not matter as much….it’s almost the least of her concerns…..

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2012

May

Jessica Lowndes Horrible Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t think Canadian Jessica Lowndes is hot…That may be because I know how snobby and annoying Canadians who move to LA to be on shitty shows that should never have happened, but digital channels allow for a lot of empty timeslots and 90210 was a big deal at one point in time, why not give it another go with new assholes in place of the old assholes….which is exactly what they did….

I also don’t think this trash….is at the level of fame where her upskirts should come stock with labia…or clit…or really anything vaginal…..cuz this panty shit isn’t doing it for me…it’s weak and a sign of someone who isn’t serious about being a famous low level celebirty….send her cunt back to her igloo to sort it out while working out her inner thighs….enough of this high life….she doesn’t deserve it….

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2012

May

Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos Try to Serve Kate Upton’s Bad Dancing of the Day

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Melanie Iglesisas, who is a Youtube star, and much like Kate Upton, has been able to secure her own level of internet fame, cuz dudes like hot girls who get half naked for attention….only unlike Kate Upton, she’s more of a low level bottom feeder, who lands shows on MTV2 and spreads in Maxim…where as Kate Upon does high fashion, is a real model, and despite me finding her overrated, she’s still next level compared to this Melanie Trash….

Either way, they did a failed video attempt to school Kate Upton in bad dancing, or the Cat Daddy Dance even though Kate Upton’s bad dancing was done in a skimpy bikini, while these bitches just look like Cubano Cholos from South Beach about to get pregnant before high school grad…..

Boring – but 1,000,000 of her fans already watched it, I figured I might as well endorse a desperate cunt as hard as I generally like to fuck desperate cunts.

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2012

May

LeAnn Rimes in her Bikini after Renewing Her Vows of the Day

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Biggest joke in LeAnn Rimes other than being LeAnn Rimes is that she renewed her wedding vows with her husband – because they’ve been married a minute and felt it was time – you know since marriage and the sanctitude of marriage is so important to them – that’s why they both cheated on their last spouses when they found each other….that they can play off as being love at first sight, soul mates or whatever other bullshit they want, when we all know it was all about the fuck….and just cuz you marry the guy you cheated on your husband, who you vowed to be with til death do you part, clearly an empty promise on her part, still makes you a useless fucking whore of a person who happens to have her hard fake titty body in a bikini on this spiritual journey of bullshit love….fuck this cunt like it was married cuz marriage doesn’t matter – even if you double up with the same guy every fucking year until you’re cunt finally does die…while your face still looks 11 with all that freaky botox- you fucking monster or the kangaroos/ICE T in TANK GIRL…..

that face is pulled back harder than her clit hood when she’s trying to squirt….I assume she does that…all the religious freaks do….

Speaking of Religious freaks…check this idiot out who says beat the gay out of your kids when they show signs of gay like wearing dresses and playing with dolls….

Playing with dolls as a kid is what led me to playing with stripper and hooker pussy….idiot….this makes me mad…because gay guys are our partners…they teach their female friends how to be slutty…ever see Sex and the City….the shit that inspired all girls to slutty career chicks, written by a homo….that shit is vital to us getting laid by the 27 – 35 year old crowd…….shit may have even inspired LeAnn Rimes, who was married to a gay dancer, to step up her game and homewreck….you see it all comes full circle…the journey that is my brain….

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2012

May

Ariany Celeste Does FHM Half Naked of the Day

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Here’s some Arianny Celeste for the lowest common denominator reader this site gets that probably doesn’t know how to read…..the UFC fan….you know who appreciates her showgirl titties between the rounds to justify the boner they have from watching 2 dudes fighting half naked for hours…

I don’t give a fuck about Arianny Celeste, but I do like her legal team. They threatened me with a lawsuit cuz I posted pics of her naked on her balcony that were obtained illegally in the state of Florida….and they were very friendly about the whole thing….probably cuz they know any cunt going out on her balcony naked deserves to have pictures taken of her….especially when that was the plan all along – you know to get her name and implants out there to the world that isn’t into the homosexuality of UFC….

She’s in FHM…the premiere magazine of useless bitches in lingerie/bikinis that haven’t reinvented themselves, other than naming a fat chick their number 1, on their bullshit list of hot girls….who cares…here are the pics of her strategic non nudity that is far less interesting than her actual nudity for you…..

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2012

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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The stepNEWS changes lives for both the viewer and the person implicated in the shit….it inspires us to be idiots…or to not be idiots…it genius…and it is stupidity….is the future…

Police: Son torched mom’s house
Aldwin Caceres-Marrero, a Tampa man, set fire to his mother’s home in an argument that started over a cell phone after assaulting her the day before.

Detroit “Super Hero” Busted by Police
He calls himself “Bee Sting,” a crime fighter … but police in one city call him a costumed criminal.

Child’s eye drops replaced with bleach
Prosecutors have accused a Washington state woman of repeatedly putting bleach into her daughter’s eyes, causing permanent vision loss in the toddler’s right eye.

NJ Tanning Mom Faces Judge
Patricia Krentcil claims that her daughter’s sunburn came from playing outside and not from a tanning booth and pleaded not guilty to second-degree child endangerment, but did admit that she has a tanning problem herself.

OH Man Mows Lawn With Helmet After Hawk Attacks
A man from Westlake, Ohio has to mow his lawn wearing a helmet since a hawk has been attacking the homeowner.

Woman Accuses Parole Agent Of Sexual Blackmail In Hidden Camera Sting
A California parole agent was arrested for inappropriate behavior with a parolee, demanding that she make a naked video of herself. The victim does have a checkered past, including heroin use and shoplifting.

Caught on Tape: Truck Rams Gas Station Twice
A pickup truck was video taped ramming the front of a Converse, Texas gas station convenience store and the driver casually walked away immediately after.

Georgia Man Spanks Toddler For Trying To Grab His Cat
Russel Baughcum of Fulton County, Georgia allegedly spanked a Four-year-old who tried to grab his cat at the vet’s office and now faces assault charges.

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2012

May

Amanda Seyfried, Shoulda Been Lohan in the Lovelace Poster of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is playing Linda Lovelace in a role that was meant to be Lohan’s breakout, academy award winner, before the new Lohan, Amanda Seyfried stepped in, as she’s been doing since Mean Girls…..You see cuz Seyfried plays it smart…she does both commercial garbage for teen girls…an gets naked for us perverts by dyking out in CHLOE ….cuz she has a hot little body that needs to be seen….and she plays it off as just being a committed actress…she also keeps a low profile…is boring for the paparazzi….and just better at this fame thing that her counterpart…

That said, this Linda Lovelace movie, about tormented Linda Lovelace will probably have a lot of Amanda Seyfried nudity….based on my research of LINDA LOVELACE VINTAGE PORN CLIPS THAT I COMPILED FOR YOU HERE …..coupled with Amanda Seyfried’s willingness to get naked…will make for a good time…

Here’s the movie poster:

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2012

May

Estella Warren Titties in Treats Magazine of the Day

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Estella Warren is a hot model who I have barely posted about in the 8 years of doing this shit…possibly cuz she hasn’t been up to much…other than getting a handful of DUIs….or maybe cuz she’s in her 30s and I frown on that….probably cuz she’s low profile, the paparazzi don’t care about her, her fashion shoots are boring or non-nude, and she’s made enough money to live the good life, not needing to put herself out there in a way I can jerk off to her……all despite being amazing to look at…

But that’s all changed…cuz she brought her tits out in a recent issue of TREATS MAGAZINE and I endorse this kind of behavior!

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2012

May

Diora Baird Titties in a Magazine of the Day

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Diora Baird is a busty Guess Model turned actor in such high profile movies like Wedding Crashers, where she played some busty redhead and Texas Chainsaw Masacre….where she played a busty redhead….

I guess she’s turned 29, realizes it is time to make serious moves, because 2 years ago, when starring in NIGHT OF THE DEMONS, SHE USED PROSTHETIC NIPPLES instead of showing her tits, like some kind of bitch mocking us with her Busty Redhead bust…..instead of just openly giving it to us like we deserved….but fast forward two years…and she’s bringing them in a fashion mag I dont’ know the name of and that to me is bittersweet….a little more of this bust redhead topless hustle….and maybe she’ll get an actual movie gig that fucking matters…cuz we love tits that are willing to be put on display….thank god the shy prude is behind us….you’re a whore willing to get naked for money now…embrace it…cuz I know I’d like to…

Here’s a video of her from another shoot – I think……..

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2012

May

Bar Refaeli Promoting Under.Me Underwear Video of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is an enterprising Jewish woman who has taken her tits to great heights and has put very luxurious, high profile things in her vagina, like Leonardo DiCaprio….but as all good enterprising people, they know when it is time to diversify their portfolio….so she’s decided that as a bikini and lingerie model…she might as well be the face of her own brand she gets paid more at….you know whoring herself for herself for a change…instead of for a paycheck to buy her fancy things…she wants a brand…strong and high in sales and she’ll do all it takes cuz she has a vested interest in it to make it happen….like star in hot videos promoting the shit….Sounds like a good business plan to me….

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