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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

14

May

Sasha Cohen Pole Dancing Pics for Twitter of the Day

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Sasha Cohen is an Olympic Figure skater and doing what housewives, the same housewives who hate strippers, do to impress their husbands because secretly they wish they were strippers…all that male attention is all they’ve ever wanted but are too angry and full of hate to give into those urges of being an exhibiionist cunt….

Only difference is Sasha Cohen does it for twitter, blurry but still flexible, I mean she is pretty much a stripper professionally on the ice and on skates, only she leaves her clothes on as she bends and flashes panties. making this the logical progression of her career in the off season….or when injury and sponsorships dry up….I’m into her strategic planning for the future like so many dancers, both on ice and on stage before her….

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2012

14

May

Candace Bailey Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

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Candace Bailey is 29….I thought she was 12…but that was based on her tits…and I couldn’t cross reference her ass to see if it was in its 30s…or near 30s as asses tend o be the defining body part of age….and what girls hate most about hot young girls…..

I probably didn’t know she was 29 cuz I had no idea who she was until google informed me that she has the high profile job as being the co-host at Attack of the Show on G4TV….a place where so many cunts who pretend to respect nerds and their nerd interests in order to raise their profile and celebrity….I think that’s called bottom feeding….but I guess they give nerds hope that pussy is into their shit…making them work harder and produce the next technologies….maybe pussy like this is all the world needs to inspire virgin nerds to make the next Facebook with their half naked bodies and barely there tits….or maybe bitch is just taking any work to pay her fucking rent cuz 1,000,000 hotters girls want her job….

It really doesn’t matter, she posts bikini pics on twitter and she’s not fat…so I have no choice but to like her and her funny little elf face….

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2012

14

May

Alexis Bledel Topless of the Day

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ALEXIS BLEDEL SHOWED HER TITS ON MAD MEN!

This is huge for the VIRGIN LOSERS who read this site…because I’ve known VIRGIN LOSERS in the past…and they all used to love the show Gilmore Girls….her claim to fame before showing her tits on Mad Men….and in being a straight man….that made no fucking sense to me…the only mom / daughter dynamic and drama in a small down I want to deal with, is watching them both choke on my dick, ideall in the same fucking motel room at the same fucking time….but VIRGIN LOSERS are a breed of their own…so this is gonna make some heads explode….cuz VIRGIN LOSERS are fans for life once they commit to an actress to fan…it’s all part of the awkwardness of VIRGIN LOSERS.

Alexis Bledel must have got a set of implants…they look like implant tits to my expert implant spotting eye…not that implants are a bad thing…they save shitty tits…but cuz I like knowing if I am dealing with robot tit you can buy at the store or real tit deal…

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2012

14

May

Victoria Silvstedt’s Old Bikini Body of the Day

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Victoria Silvstedt tried to sue me once and I think it traumatized me more than the pictures she tried to sue me for posting…of her getting eaten out by her Greek Billionaire lover who finances her life…cuz he’s a billionaire and she’s a fucking whore who was once in Playboy. Allowing her to live this amazing life of luxury and for him to have some hot pussy he owns to play with whenever his wife lets him go on his little trips with her….cuz his wife doesn’t care…she’s glad to get him out of the hosue, she’s already had his kids, has been with him years, is bored of his midget dick…but won’t leave it cuz it comes with money and divorces are for whores not because of whores…and that’s what marriage is all about….compromise…

She’s in her bikinis, she’s old, but her one-trick is still working for her …and rocking a bikini like it is all she knows because along with hooking it is all she knows… is working for her too.


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2012

14

May

Lindsay Lohan See Through Big Titties in Bra of the Day

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The best thing Lindsay Lohan did for her career was get amazing implants…seriously….they are the fucking best in natural tear drop….that people still argue are real…even though when she’s on a meth or anorexia kick…her tits stay the same size…something that any tit obsessed dude who fucks crack whores will tell you…just doesn’t make any fucking sense….

So seeing her in a see through shirt, even if I can only see bra, is amazing, if you don’t focus on her tormented ex addict nicotine stained fingers….unless you are like me and love that shit cuz it shows torment, anxiety, nervous behavior that usually is near the breaking point, or what I like to call the gateway to fun.

It’d be nice if Lohan was friendly with me…because there is so much I’d do to her….from playing with her breasts like I was Samantha Ronson….to winning her Academy Awards…even if I had to steal the shit from Eric Roberts….cuz she deserves it.

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2012

14

May

Elsa Hosk Model Tits of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a model from Sweden who at 23 understands the importance of showing her fucking tits in shoots so clients know she’s fucking serious about being the next big thing in modeling. She’s 5 foot 9 and I’d be more than happy to lick every inch of her cuz she’s amazing….She’s been doing some Victoria’s Secret work, like their fashion show, and it’s pretty safe to say she may be their next big thing…

I don’t know where these pics are from…or what they are for…but this is the most substantial shoot I’ve seen in a while…It’s all instagram trendy with tits and I’m sold on her solid talent…..and by talent I mean tits…

Amazing.

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2012

14

May

Some Anne Hathaway Still in Her Bikini of the Day

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I posted some pics of Anne Hathaway in her bikini looking like a holocaust survivor….because she had to drop 25 pounds to play some poor as fuck woman who dies in Les Miserables….and getting skinny as fuck is all in the name of making millions of dollars a year to remember a couple of lines and live a spoiled life of luxury….something more girls should be offered….because it will lower the fat chick ratio and despite fat chicks being good at sucking dick thanks to their strong mouths from competitive eating against themselves as their sport of choice cuz it helps them deal with their problems….they are still disgusting to look at….while skinny chicks look so luxurious and lean…who need to be idols to our obese, lazy, youth that think being fat and proud is having a positive body image…even if it actually means death.

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2012

14

May

Katy Perry Tits in Some Latex of the Day

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Katy Perry is photoshopped in Latex….and when her skin looks clear and lovely for a change…she’s still annoying as fuck….but at least she has tits…tits that took her places she didn’t deserve to go…by taking focus away from her flaws like her dumpy ass…the fact she can’t sing or dance…and getting her on the radio making music we all hate but know the words to cuz her shit is programmed to brain wash us by the record label…I saw Josie and the Pussycats…I know how the industry works….she’s a busty pawn I can’t stand…but unfortunately…like every other dude…I’m won over by the tits…tits is all it really takes to get by and here she is in some latex.

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2012

14

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Booty Shorts for Vogue Italia Shoot of the Day

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Kim Kardashian thanks God for Black men everytime she hits her Armenian orthodox church in attempts to pretend she’s an actual Armenian and not just the product of an Armenian who has become some vapid white rich girl trash that may be as hairy as an Armenian, but is in no ways really connected to the community…because black guys and I guess a few white guys who try to be hip hop….love big ass….in a the bigger it is the better…a philosophy that goes against everything my tight little young white girl with a round ass love goes completely against….making me totally unable to relate to anyone who freaks out over this shit in booty shorts…sexually….cuz there is no way to appreciate this monster and her big ass other than in finding it funny and entertaining to look at….especially when put into booty shorts for Vogue Italia that the paparazzi were invited to….because Kim Kardashian…and Kanye West…are doing all they can on the marketing front….as she falls into obscurity…as slow as her metabolism maybe…but falling into obscurity none the less….


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2012

14

May

Audrina Patridge Bikini Party of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember Audrina Patridge. She had one of those low impact celebrity careers that was more of a gentle stroll around the block that lasted under 10 minutes…with low intensity and not very much noise….but if you don’t…she was an MTV creating on a show called The Hills…where she played the half retarded bitch with implants her dad got her at 18 cuz the half retarded wasn’t really her playing…it was real life…and he knew with tits came opportunity to pay her own rent….

Well she hasn’t run out of money yet, cuz she hasn’t released a sex tape, but she will eventually, and while we wait for that, here she is in a bikini in Vegas celebrating her birthday…because Vegas is the home of anyone who has fallen off in LA….cuz they need party hosts for their crowd of idiots to feel like they are around fame….even if that fame is barely fame….but implants in a bikini….


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