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2012

02

May

Kate Upton’s Modeling Bikinis Again of the Day

Take it in while you can…cuz this bitch isn’t gonna last forever….I already seen signs of her sloppiness coming…cuz tits this big don’t come as a stand alone item for long…the ass and gut always follow….at 19 it is all good…but by 23 – she’ll be rocking an eating disorder and an addiction to working out….making her lose her tits you love so much…por turning obese cuz that’s just how it happens….

I don’t know why Kate Upton’s internet fame for having big tits that lead to SI Covers in skimpy bikinis bothers me so much…I mean I’m as into watching her bad dancing in video….

But I guess I hate things that are marketed hard and overhyped….Here she is photoshopped modeling bullshit bikinis….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

02

May

Katrina Bowden in FHM Australia May of the Day

Katrina Bowden is some girl who was in the American Pie movie that just came out tha my idiot friend unfortuately saw and has since fallen in love with and talks about her pretty much everyday – asking me to find him more pics of her and the whole thing is both unhealthily creepy and annoying….Firstly, American Pie sequels don’t deserve this much talk and secondly, Katrina Bowden isn’t that hot….especially not when dressed like a cheerleader who looks less like a high school or college girl I want to fuck but a mom who enjoys her pilates so much that she can pull off this halloween costume for all the other moms to stare at angrily….cuz they are fat and mom bodied….

Who really cares….I’m only posting this for my friend. I’m nice like that.

Posted in:Katrina Bowden

2012

02

May

Rihanna Goes to the Stripclub of the Day

One thing I love about Rihanna, is that she’s made it and she’s having a good time.

Another thing I love about Rihanna is that when she posts this shit she writes #rolemodelshit cuz she knows the media will eat her up….like she was the pussy in red…like the pussy with her tongue out…who is giving the dance of her life…cuz shit this is Rihanna….could be her big fucking break….and in reality she is a role model to me…that one day if I make it…strip clubs will let me in with a camera….as of now they just kick me out and make me delete the pics…..

The truth is she’s a gully bitch from the gutter with as much class as one of this strippers…things just worked out better for her and that’s why she’s living it up the way she should….trashy and perfect….not to mention you gotta love a bitch who makes it rain on them hoes…it’s far better than having your wife complain you spent money for her milk and donuts on strippers….

All his to say, Rihanna is a role model and here are her blurry pics that get the point of just how good she is across…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like waking up hungover as much as I like trying to get girls on the pill pregnant…because it means last night was a success since my drinking makes it next to impossible to remember or differentiate other nights…it is all a confused mess of hookers, implants, orgasms, throwing up and being thrown up on…..and I wouldn’t have it any other way…

Here are some morning links…

Wheel Chair Drifting – VIDEO
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Absolutely Insane Ballpark Food
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Free Cam Shows, Awwww Yeaaa!
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Any Commercial With Tits In It is a Great Commercial. No?
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Laura Dore is Basically the Best
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Kate Upton Dancing in a String Bikini – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows. The Realness
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Blonde Amateur Pounds Her Pussy – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of April
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Posted in:MHD

2012

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I finally got hate mail…..sure it is probably from some ignorant fat white chick who has only had sex once and luckily for her got pregnant so she’ll never be alone again…..but it is still hate mail…I feel like it has been years since anyone, even ignornant fat chicks, have emailed me hate cuz they don’t get the jokes or understand that I can’t help but see the world how I see it….what it comes down to is that it’s the internet, who cares…

Here’s her email

Wow…I was reading through your blog. You’re a despicable person. You’re a sorry waste of precious air for those others who aren’t so completely disgusting. You and your silly little blog make me want to vomit. One day ALL these terrible things you say about people will only come back on you ten fold. You should sit down and think about yourself. You’re the epitome of classless, low-down, filthy, disgusting, and hurtful people. You write all these terrible things about other people, yet you’re the lowest of the low. You need to sweep your door step before sweeping the the doorstep of anyone else. You’re not perfect and until you are, you have no right to judge ANYONE.

I want better hate mail than this….now here are the stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden Thinks She’s a Pop Star Now hahahah WTF
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The Octomom is Gonna File for Bankruptcy and Do Porn. Ughhhh
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100 Hottest Pics of Cheerleader Tryouts
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Courtney Stodden Kiddie Porn in the Bath
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Grannies Watch the Kardashian Sex Tape
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Rose Huntington Designs Lingerie Unfortunately Not With My Dick….
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10 Actresses with Shitty Implants
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I want to Fuck Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter And So Will You Once You See These Pics…
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Even Darth Vader Likes to Have Fun Once and Awhile
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The 10 Best Superhero Teams In Comics
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Miley Cyrus is Disappearing Before Out Eyes
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Well Hello Bailey Knox!
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16 Pictures Of Hot Chicks In Ripped Jeans
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cams, Have Some Fun
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College Sluts + Booze = Muff Diving
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NFL Cheerleader Tryouts: 100 Hottest Photos
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Leilani Dowding Topless
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She Ruined Her Own Sex Tape
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Can Your Car fo a Flip? – VIDEO
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This Is Everything: Grannies Watching Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape – VIDEO
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Makeup-Free Courtney Stodden Doesn’t Look Disgusting. Wow
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Eugenia Diordiychuk Nude for Playboy
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Sofia Vergara in GQ Mexico – SEE THROUGH!!
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Rosa Acosta On a Corvette
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Carrie Underwood, Just Because
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Michelle Hunziker on Miami Beach
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Dallas Woman Cut Off a Guys Dick Before Stabbing Him
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Happy B-Day Fucking Machines! Celebrate With Pornhub Vids!
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Huge Strapon Lesbians Roxanne and Jamie
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Gotta Love a Slutty MILF
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Gotta Love 2 Fashion Babes
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Amy Child Could Sell Me Anything
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Random Pic Dump of The Day
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Interesting Back To The Future Movie Fact
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And That’s Why You Drive Careful on Your Scooter
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Carina and Her Ugly Clothes
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Hello Ninel Conde
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Scarlett Johansson Whining About Being Sexy
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Kristen Stewart in a Photoshoot
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Insane Jump Rope
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Finally, Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Nipples In A Braless See Through
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Robery Prank on Girlfriend….Asshole
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FROM THE stepFORUM!
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Eva Green Blonde and Busty
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Miley Hot Ass Pilates
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Rosario Dawson Has Awesome Tits
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Gemma Merna is Worth a Fuck
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Sacha Parkinson’s Got Hot Legs
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Lucy Pinder Ridiculous Tits in NUTS
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Alyson Stoner Mid Driff
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Jennifer Nicole Lee – Strong Back
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Ariadne Artiles Hot for Marie Claire Spain
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Cameron Diaz Old Ass at the Gym
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Erin Heatherton’s Really Long Fucking Neck
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Model Laura Barriales in a Bikini
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Maria Fowler Nip slip
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stepSMUT!
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Puffy Boobs in the Bathroom
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Sex in the Woods
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Some Porn MadameMeow Masturbated To
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Fourgy!
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Dude Shits Himself After Knocking a Girl Out
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Where to go when you are bored…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

01

May

Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is amazing…..

Kate Upon may get all the attention on deservingly thanks to her sloppy body that is just waiting to Anna Nicole Smith on her…..while this bitch Emily Rata-who fucking cares about her weird Jewish Polish Eastern European name, just look at her fucking body…..is the 19 year old ass and titties I am lookin’ out for….and unlike Kate Upton and her photoshopped nipples that must be big and weird nipples….cuz why else would she photoshop them out….you know cuz they are prepared to be the obesity she will become…while this Emily Rata bitch already gets naked in pictures and she’s spectacular in both her amazing pussy and the rest of her…..look out for this one…she’s who matters…and here she is modeling bikinis….unfortunately not on my penis….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2012

01

May

Kate Upton Boring in a Bra with Her Nippes Photoshopped Out of the Day

Like all dudes who once had a concept that got them noticed….even if it wasn’t all that great of a concept….or even an original concept…but a concept that involved hipster model bitches naked in the 90s being all wild and crazy….you know like some kind of documentarian documenting the wild and crazy life of hot, rich, young New Yorkers… that annoyed me but was at least more interesting to look at….who go corporate….the titties and the nipples and the vagina lips being spread into a puppet get traded in for photoshopping the nipples out of pictures of the most overrated tits in the industry….cuz surprise surprise…dudes like tits and make the girls with tits prosper….sorry breast cancer survivors 🙁

Here’s Kate Upton boring as fuck….as boring as a Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….all while wearing a bra….a concept you probably will have a hard time grasping…how can it be possible….you know cuz she has big tits bro….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

01

May

LeAnn Rimes Still in a Bikini of the Day

LeAnn Rime on her romantic getaway….with the husband she stole from another woman…you know fucking the Jesus off his dick with her strongman vagina muscles while flexing the rest of her assless muscles….because Christians who denounce christianity are fucking weird…like this tormented Jesus girl I used to fuck…who could only cum if we played church music and I dressed like the virgin mary….good thing making girls cum has never been my thing…cuz after doing it once…I had enough with her mentally abused, brainwashed, weirdness….something LeAnn Rimes husband probably can’t keep up with but sure as hell tries….nymphos making up for lost time are stressful as hell for dudes you know….we aren’t fucking machines….literally.

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Posted in:Leann Rimes

2012

01

May

Sofia Vergara’s Nipples for GQ Mexico of the Day

Leave it up to the Mexicans to deliver the fucking goods despite being marginalized for generations by the fat americans we cleean up after…. and it is not even Cinco de Mayo yet….

I mean I don’t think Sofia Vergara has shown her nipples in public in years, you know since she was sucking producer dick / using her Colombian connections to get onto a hit TV show….but the Mexican office of GQ changed that…they said fuck it, soon she’ll be too old to wanna fuck, let’s use these titties like they were on a spring break trip…cuz Mexicans, despite what you racists think, just get it….

Shit…this kind of thing makes me proud to be on of many JESUS MARTINEZ

Here are the pics…MEXICO POWER!

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

01

May

Angela Lindvall Nipples for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the DAy

Angela Lindvall is a model and I have posted her TITTIES BEFORE …..and I’m doing it again…not because I have any feelings towards her other than liking any bitch who shows her tits for money and career advancement….or because I find these pics all that hot….I’m doing it cuz I have obsessive compulsive disorder and I post 90 percent of pictures I see in fashion magazines of nipples because when advertisers say “you’re a porn site”….I say “all my porn is from fashion magazines, thus I’m a fashion site, Where’s my private jet filled with models on its way to Paris”….unfortunately I don’t have advertisers….but I’m planning for a brighter tomorrow cocksucker….Here’s Angela Lansbury Lindvall’s tits for Turkey….in a magazine photoshoot the Arabs in Turkey are really proud of….but would be more into if she was wearing a bedsheet…

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