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2012

23

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

If you hate the stepNEWS you only hate yourself because the stepNEWS is just a glimpse into idiotic humanity…something we are all a part of…sure you say you’re not dumb enough to end up on the news….but maybe you’re just not fun enough cuz these idiots are awesome…I’d invite them all to my birthday party!

Man in Pajamas Shoots Gun At Speed Enforcement Vehicle
An unidentified New Mexico man was caught on video unloads his revolver, shooting six rounds into a speed enforcement van.

Caught on Tape: Car Plows Into Grocery Store
Miraculously nobody was hurt when an old lady drove into grocery store in

Illinois HS Dean Resigns After Inappropriate Texts To Students
It was not your typical school board meeting Wednesday night at Adlai Stevenson High School. What parents learned for the first time, students have been talking about for days.

Police Use Teargas On Partygoers
One Kent State University block party got so out of hand police in riot gear had to use teargas to break it up.

Teen’s Terrifying Experience Trying K2
K2 or synthetic marijuana — following a recent violent attack and murder in Farmington Hills, it’s what people are talking about all across metro Detroit. A Wyandotte mother feels anyone who uses this drug is playing Russian roulette with their life.

Were Secret Service Hookers Underage?
Colombian authorities are probing whether any of the women involved in the prostitution scandal that has cost six Secret Service agents their jobs were underage, according to a new report.

Caught on Tape: Thieves Steal Thousands in Hair Weaves
Brazen burglars broke into a Georgia hair shop and took out with thousands of dollars worth of human hair.

Coming Soon: Marijuana Vending Machines
A local Southern California company is looking to revolutionize the world of medical cannabis with a new and secure – marijuana vending machine!!

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2012

23

Apr

Stacy Keibler’s Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day

Here’s George Clooney’s pussy that he may or may not actually have sex with because he’s possibly homosexual….you know the kind who doesn’t want to be known as homosexual….because it will make 90 percent of his women fans who fantasize about being the one to tame him, cuz girls love a challenge and think they have what it takes to make any guy settle, relatively uninterested in him, making him way less money….in a Rock Hudson or Steve McQueen wait til they die of AIDS before people need to deal with truth….so he uses hot bitches you want to fuck and Steve-O gets to fuck when he is done with them before dumping them…..making them really feel like they lost the lottery and entered hell….like this Stacy Keibler wrestler, who probably shares a publicist with him, who needed this to keep her around another year, thanks to making the bad decision of dancing with the stars, a nail generally straight in the coffin of your career that was already hardly a career to being with, hence why you were doing Dancing with the Stars in the first place, you know cuz being a pro wrestler for 2 years, was lucrative but where do you really go from there….kinda thing that doesn’t matter cuz she has legs I want to wear as a scarf and a pussy I want to wear as a mouth warmer….you know when Clooney is done making hr fuck him up the ass with a strap in exchange for exposure….I like my bitches at rock bottom….It is more effective.

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2012

23

Apr

Emma Roberts Short Shorts of the Day

If your dad was Eric Roberts, you’d hate yourself too….you know growing up with all that shame….It’s almost a miracle that this bitch can get enough energy to rip lines of heroin to medicate herself enough to get out of the house and do music festivals with her friends in their jacked up hipster denim shorts…channelling an era before Eric Roberts was such a failure/joke in the industry that she had to walk around in shame about….I mean I guess you could say at least she had Julia Roberts….or as she called her Auntie Stupid Face who lied to the world the day she agreed to be in a movie called Pretty Woman cuz she’s not pretty at all….but that’s no role model…that’s a lie and just more realization at a young age that we are doomed….making her apathetic, depressing looking hipster hustle all that more authentic…something these people strive for…you know it’s way more marketable socially than “I’m just a rich girl with famous academy award winning relatives in the industry”….milk that torment child…..milk it….while I fantasize about milking your clit like a thirsty baby calf on it’s mother cow’s udder.


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2012

23

Apr

Miley’s Hot Little Ass in Spandex of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus….especially now that she’s got fit and is finally showing off her tight little body that despite being over 18 could still easily pass for being 16…at least when drunk and fucking her unproteted while trying to cum cuz you can’t feel anything cuz your dick is numb with over masturbation, and small with bad genes, and her vagina big with lots of use at a young age by Disney Execs, kinda like how smoking or body building at 12 stunts your growth, only with vagina and instead of stunting the shit it expands growth…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that tight body Miley likely has a droopy box….but we’ll never know….her bodyguards will never let us that close to her.


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2012

23

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Party of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood was at some Vegas pool party that I assume she hosted because she’s got an amazing body and needs to be in a bikini in order to stay relevent….I mean I think she needs to stay naked and take the natural course of being an ex playboy playmate and gradually make her way into hardcore porn….because I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO

I am not too into her mainstream hustle…doing the nerd comic book tech gadget videogame thing for some shitty TV network no one cares about….that shit only works when I haven’t seen a bitch naked….once I have…and she’s no longer getting naked in efforts to have a mainstream career, it’s like she’s mocking me or giving me the finger but not the kind of finger than makes me cum via my prostate…if you know what I mean.


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2012

23

Apr

Behati Prinsloo in Sheer Lingerie for Princesse Tam Tam of the Day

I know nothing about Princesse Tam Tam lingerie….I mean they could be the high end, hotter lingerie by the people at Victoria’s Secret to compete with hot lingerie companies that aren’t scared to show a little nipple in their campaigns, unlike their flagship brand that photoshops that shit out of it as fast as they can so they don’t offend Christian women who don’t realize or appreciate that they have nipples too…..or they could just be a hot high end lingerie company that makes hot sheer lingerie like this was France in the 1920s….

I do know they are using Behati Prinsloo and her nipples in the campaign, something I doubt Victoria’s Secret would allow, since to be an “Angel” you need to sell you soul to them like the devil company they are…..but I won’t worry about the ownership and business model…I’ll just worry about those nipples by listing the reasons they aren’t in my mouth.

1- I’ve never met Behati and never will.
2- If I did she’d likely call the police or vomit due to my size, bank account balance, my smells, soiled outfit, alcoholism, herpes and/or AIDS, the fact I’m not a balling out of control billionaire/rockstar/whoever models fuck….and my failed attempt at putting her titties in my mouth…..

Here’s the hot video…the hot sheer lingerie video…

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2012

23

Apr

Tits on Youtube of the Day

The nice thing about Youtube is that more people jerk off to it than probably any other porn site….and it is owned by google. A company that stole money from me because I posted tits when running their ads back in 2005…because they are hypocrites…..knowing as well as I do that more people use google to find “hot pussy getting fucked by big cock” than they do for directions, recipes or other everyday shit….because humans are perverts and the internet doesn’t judge…except maybee me….but I don’t matter…

So when I see pics of naked implant tits, that although are purchased and fake are still tits, in video on Youtube I get both angry at their lie they make billions with….but happy to watch….these are the complicated issues in my very complicated life….so stressful.

Here’s another….

Here’s one more – I call this a fresh implant….

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2012

23

Apr

Morning Hangovre Dump of the Day

Oh god. I lived through this weekend. I’d say that was a good start to the week…but I am pretty sure part of me died…probably a vital organ…cuz I feel like death….and like everyone who feels like they should be in the hospital getting saved…I’ve decided to update a blog no one reads…life’s about priorities people.

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10 Hottest WWE Divas of the Past 20 Years
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off Right
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Sophia is One Hot Tanned Babe
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God I Love a Flexible Slut – VIDEO
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And Welcome To The Exact Moment Johnny Depp Told Native Americans To Eat A Dick
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Live Cam Shows. nYou’ll Love Them
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Two Hot Horny Sluts Get Carried Away
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The 10 Best Latin American Horror Movies
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2012

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I can’t stand 420. Maybe it is cuz I don’t smoke weed, but I doubt that, cuz I don’t hate weed, if anything I think it is an important plant that is far healthier than legal shit people put in their bodies…..I think it’s just a question of hating cheesy events people come together to do for no reason other than that they are all fucking drones…if you like getting high – you don’t need excuses for it frat boy loser…

All this to say….I am making bumper stickers for women that read “My other vagina is an asshole”…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

Eva Longoria’s got Some Hot LEgs!
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Sheree From Real Housewives is a Dumb Cunt – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Waste Your Weekend With
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Text and Walk – VIDEO
Kate Upton Bouncing Tits Supercut
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Hottest Women of Radio
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25 Athletes who Also Smoke Pot
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Scarjo Old Hollywood Thick Body Photoshoot
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Japanese Monkey Man
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Gypsy Cat fight Ends With Tits And Cunt Being Exposed – VIDEO –
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Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Up Again
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Text and Walk – VIDEO
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The 10 Best Latin American Horror Movies
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Paula Labaredas Bikini Pictures
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Rihanna is Playing Fake Lesbian Now
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I’d Love to Be All Over Candace
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And MORE Lindsay Lohan Drama
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24 Pictures Of Babydoll Beauties
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Free Cam Shows. Enjoy
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Cute Amateur Slut Enjoys Riding a Fake Cock – VIDEO
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The Cute Ball Girls of Major League Baseball
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Julianne Hough Side Boob
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Who Loves Big Boobs?
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22 Horrible Athlete Tattoos
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Maria Sharapova’s Haircut
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Victoria’s Secret Gallery of Half Naked Bitches
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Man and Crco are Best Friends
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Funny Documentary on a Stock Photo Model
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Elizabeth Berkley is Fat
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Jennie Garth is Looking Damn Good for 50
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Sit Your Whore Ass Down! – VIDEO
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus Pairs Bandaged Finger With Skimpy Shorts
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Don’t We All Love Big Boobs?
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Jordan Carver and Destiny Danger Pillow Fight
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Rose Byrne in InStyle Magazine
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More of Michelle Martins as a Housewife
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Irina Shayk is Flawless
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Coachella Slip and Slide Fail – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Desperate A$$ Actress Spends Her Last Dime Trying To Get Tyler Perry’s Attention
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Emmanuelle in the Land of Muff and Honey
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Sexy Models
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Redhead Beauty Jayme Langford Masturbating
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Obsessive Lingerie – VIDEO
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I Love a Babe That’s Sporty Cute Casual
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Paula LaBaredas is Super Sexy
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Here’s a Real Fine Red Head – VIDEO
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Some Pam Anderson, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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I’d Like a Big Piece of Anjelica
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Ummmmm…The Scorpions Bassist Went to a Snuff Show
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Scarlett Johansson Gets Busty For “The Avengers� UK Premiere
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Demi Lovato Enjoys Grabbing Her Tits
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I’d Still Go To TOWN On This Bitch…
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Hot Girls Who Take Cell Phone Pics
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The Weather Bro!
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AWESOME MODERN VINTAGE SHIRTS

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A Whole Lot of Cable NUdity
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Hot Celebrity Twitpics!
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Renee Olstead Titties for Buzznet
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Some Topless Bitches in NUTS
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2012

20

Apr

Rita Rusic is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

This bitch is practically 90…at least she might as well be you know since when a bitch turns 55 I generally slot them in senior citizen too old oto jerk off to….

That was until this freak of nature, unlike the toeless freak of nature with no eyelids I used to hang with, you know the bad genetics raised by the nuclear plant kind freak of nature, this freak of nature is hot as fuck…and there’s something very confusing about this….I won’t look into it too much….but she’s re-inventing old, dry, unfertile, used up, loose skinned, near death stagnant twat….the good kind of freak of nature….

No matter how much it confuses me – i like.


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